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格雷格·戴维斯并没有把自己的日子过得很糟糕，艾利克斯·霍恩也是同样。
只是他们两个真的都不太擅长承认这一点。Greg Davies(33y) / Alex Horne(23y)
以及我其实根本不确定他俩在这篇里到底算不算斜线关系，请随意解读Series
- Part 3 of 言未尽其然已
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Do Bite the Hand that Feeds You by The-Wizard-of-Az (Z_elan)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
25 Jul 2026
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“So, you want me to kill you?” Greg clarified.
“Yes. That would be… huh, very kind, Father.”
Greg rubbed his eyes behind his glasses. Well, that was an unexpected request. Who said being a priest was boring.
“Alex, you do realize that ‘Thou shalt not kill’ is one of the main rules? The main rules of my occupation, I mean.”
“But… Since I’m already dead, it’s… different? No?”
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(I have a really clear idea of where I want to go with this, but I feel like it's gonna take me 100k words and a while to get there, so do not hesitate to BULLY ME into finishing it if you enjoy it.)An AU inspired by some @blueblue73 fanart on tumblr.
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So Alex sits, and he pauses, and then he puts his hands on his spread knees and he leans forward, curling his head down a bit, and he looks.
Yep, that’s a vulva all right.
This is a story about what happens when a man's genitals suddenly decide, apparently of their own accord, to take on a different form, and the resolution of that 'problem'. It's an issue, certainly, but it does have its benefits... namely, sex with one's co-star, friend and longstanding crush.
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Alex gets a second chance to eat the leftovers of key-lime pie and ice cream. Things get heated fairly quickly.
(Alex is freaky about Greg. Rachel knows.)
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A battered and broken England has one hope left in the endless, brutal, battle against the Kaiju. When titanic monsters burst from the rift on the Atlantic Ocean's floor, destroying and murdering everything in their path, one desperate plea echoes from the bunkers and it is to the brave people of the Two Thrones Shatterdome. Save us, they beg. Save us from extinction. When the sky darkens, the earth shakes, and the mighty, mechanised Jaegers of Two Thrones stride the earth, all who see them pray for their pilots, for victory, for living one more day.
Their prayers will not be answered.
Legendary ex-pilot Commander Greg Davies has been transferred to the Two Thrones Shatterdome as the new drillmaster, and finds a base on the brink of utter defeat. It would take more than a miracle - more than a broken man haunted by his past, a ragtag band of resentful pilots, and more than the secretive scientist who just won't leave Greg alone.
WARNING! I have NOT finished writing this yet. Unheard of for me. My plan is to release a chapter per week, but I've been struggling to make progress on this and I hope the deadline will put a Jaeger boot up my arse. Please harass me.
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Thanks Boys by LS_Davs
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Actor RPF, British Actor RPF, British Comedy RPF
22 Jul 2026
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“Our next round is called This Is My - where we bring on a mystery guest who has a close connection to one of our panelists. This week each of David’s team will claim that it is them that has the genuine connection to the guest. It’s up to Lee’s team to spot who’s telling the truth. So please welcome this week's special guest… Y/N!”
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“Greg, how do you know Y/N?”
“Ahem- this is my girlfriend Y/N and-” His voice pitches higher as his face scrunches and is painted pink before he begins laughing.
“LIE!” Lee's yell echoed throughout the studio. “C’mon, Greg. You can do better than that.”
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Greg, spiralling out of control over a twerpy comment from Alex Horne? It's more likely than you think.
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- Part 149 of Taskmaster Collection
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Keeping Time by Kim_Tey
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, British Comedy RPF
20 Jul 2026
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Tim Key: journeyman poet and victim of questionable wanking, if only for medical purposes.
Tim's just trying to get the job done, but naturally Alex can't help but call at the worst possible time. It's enough to send the wandering poet off on a nostalgic trip down memory lane, but it seems he's not the only one looking to revisit the past.
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Alex is having a bad day, Greg helps him through it.
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- Part 4 of Soft Dominance
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to wish impossible things by discoblues
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
18 Jul 2026
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When Greg sees an incoming call from Tim Key, of all people, pop up on his phone one night, to say that he’s shocked would be an understatement.
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Lost in the Supermarket by exboyscout
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
15 Jul 2026
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“It’s retail, mate. I’m not expecting perfection from some twenty-something dairy stocker. I know it’s not your passion—hell, it’s not mine either. It’s nobody’s, really, is it? You’d have to be properly mad, maybe even a bit masochistic, to actually enjoy it.”
Alex swallows, because he sometimes worries that he could very well be both of those things.
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Improve Alex.
Most improved Alex wins.
You have 30 minutes to debut your Alex.
Your time starts now.
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- Part 148 of Taskmaster Collection
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Taskmaster | Assistant - A Contrapuntal Poem by Illuminescence
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
08 Jul 2026
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A contrapuntal poem (two poems that can be read separately or blended together) about Greg and Alex. Or perhaps the Taskmaster and the Assistant. Or both. Definitely both. Where does one end, and the other begin?
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Alex left a room for a bit too long. There're some consequences - but not too much.
亚历克斯离开一间房间太久——这有些后果但不太多。=
This is a snippet with an English version and a Chinese version, hence two chapters.
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“I don’t date comedians,” she says as if it were the most well-known fact in the world. He has heard it, once or twice, from previous weeks, but he’s always taken it as a joke (not that he had his hopes up). Now, it wasn’t. “But… I do very much enjoy… you.”
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格雷格戴维斯的牙齿和艾利克斯霍恩的外星人。
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Caesar On a TV Screen (special secret or dream) by telerdam (sherlocking)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
06 Jul 2026
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“So,” said Alex.
“So?” replied Greg.
“So there’s a part of you that would quite like to fuck me.”
“Oh, God. This again.”
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(The Final of Wimbledons for the) Trying-to-be Funny Ones by Anonymous
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
03 Jul 2026
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Greg and Alex go to play tennis.
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- Part 147 of Taskmaster Collection
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Better with three by LAH2025
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
03 Jul 2026
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In a world where everyone is searching for their soulmate; Alex, Greg and Lily become a force of all that is good in the world of love - but not without their trials and tribulations of three different people trying to navigate this crazy thing called life.
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Shoes stuffed full of fish paste and other such problems by LindseyClaire
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
26 Jun 2026
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Alex is just trying to exist in the world, enjoy the frankly ridiculous job he crafted for himself and remember to be grateful for it. Unfortunately he’s not having a great day.