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Blade learns that pedophiles are universally reviled, so he resolves to become one in the hopes that someone powerful will show up to give him the death he so longs for.
What he doesn't account for is finding love and gaining a giant harem of girls who can't get enough of him.
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Today At Work by pajamawolfie
Fandoms: Taylor Swift (Musician), Morbius (2022), Cats (2019), Phantom of the Opera (2004), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Dora the Explorer (Cartoon), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Machete (2010)
09 Jun 2026
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Since no one reads the notes on my work checklists, starting in November 2022 I wrote a few sentences of a crack story on them each day. Here are the Totally True Adventures I had while working as a grocery store janitor. Rated T for some violence.
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That time I got isekaid into True Blood and a Viking vampire was attacked by the last remanining Viet Congs by A_Musik_Ura, Bachstab (AuroraDark)
Fandoms: True Blood (TV), Southern Vampire Mysteries - Charlaine Harris, Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Metal Gear (Video Games), Doctor Who, Transformers - All Media Types, Zoolander (Movies), The Conjuring (Movies)
10 May 2026
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A fiction where our main character gets that long Viking schlong while the True Blood dimension turns into a random fever dream. (Don't take it that seriously, we were high on alcohol, but thanks if you still read it because you got curious <3)
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After the disappearance of Mikaela Reid, Sable is left a shell of her former self. After being exposed to Greenville’s paranormal underbelly, Sable goes through hell in the hopes of finding her. Still, it’s been so long since they’ve talked. Could she be clinging onto a romanticized past, or is the bridge between them not as burnt as it may seem?
This Friends to Enemies to Lovers Slow Burn is my first attempt at fanfic, but I hope you enjoy. Updated a minimum of one chapter per week. Any and all interactions/comments/criticism is dearly appreciated. Hope you enjoy my fun little passion project! :D
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The Fog Remembers Hawkins by midnight_rayne666
Fandoms: Dead by Daylight (Video Game), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
21 Feb 2026
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The Entity is never satisfied. It thrives on pain, trauma, and the slow unraveling of hope, twisting every moment into its own cruel entertainment.
Steve kneels by the fire, hands steady as he cleans fresh gashes and wraps torn flesh on the latest trial’s survivors. They deliver the news that there's a new killer and a few new survivors. -
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Leon S. Kennedy kisses one killer and it ruins his life.
This is some silly shit. Leon was meant to kiss a few killers but it turned into something else. Posting the first three chapters then posting once a week until I catch up to myself. -
[Podfic] The Cold Wet Truth by urisarang by iggygiraffe_inthewild (iggygiraffe)
Fandoms: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2021)
02 Jan 2026
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They said to never meet your heroes because you would be disappointed, but Javi could never be disappointed in Nic. He was an acting god, sure, but he was also human. He had his problems just like anyone else. Seeing him like this didn't make Javi love Nic any less—it made him love Nic more. Javi saw how much Nic was struggling and his heart ached.
He wanted to help Nic get through this just as Nic had helped him so many years ago.
Podfic of The Cold Wet Truth by urisarang.
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Tough Trials by TrickstersWifeDBD
Fandoms: Dead by Daylight (Video Game), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
20 Nov 2025
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A while ago, the Entity started doing this thing called “2v8.” There are two killers and eight survivors. Double the pain and suffering, at least for the survivors. Though, that hasn’t been the case.
Except for Leon.
Of course, Albert is there to comfort him again.
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- Part 2 of Weskennedy Dump
- Part 2 of Tough Confessions
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The One That Shot Away (It Was Always Too Late For Us) by I_tried_everything
Fandoms: Political RPF
14 Sep 2025
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"This is the last thing we will do."
Those were the last words Charlie had to say to him.
But it wouldnʻt be the last thing they would do, not if Nicolas had anything to say about it.
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- Part 1 of Everything Wrong
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John egbert masturbates to nick cage
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Cage. Eggers. Pan.
A new horror experience about a family man who begins unexplainably transforming into a satyr.
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- Part 2 of Ethan's Grindhouse Trailers
- Language:
- English
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- 670
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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Tubarao in an unknown realm by PikachuGirlKai
Fandoms: Dead by Daylight (Video Game), Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six (Video Games)
04 Sep 2025
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While sailing, Tubarao is brought into an unknown realm by an unknown being. its then he meets other survivors who are just like him and trapped in the entities realm. He then ends up in his first trial. He meets someone who explains to him whats going on. Now that Tubarao is trapped in here, can he find away to protect and survive?
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- 1,414
- Chapters:
- 3/?
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Nicolas Cage hasn't appeared in a movie that got 7 points and a half on imdb in a while.. But your latest movie with him breaks this record and this means blossoming love between two main actors. 🌸
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- Part 1 of Celebrities
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The idea behind this is that you moved into his childhood house, unbeknown to you of course. It's a place full of religious trauma for him. It's the roof both his parents died under.
Inspired by Radiohead's Climbing Up the Walls. Lyrics interspersed throughout.
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- Part 4 of Inbetween Stanzas
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- English
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- 2,075
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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The Unbearable Weight of Perfection by absurdthirst, WardenParker
Fandoms: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)
21 Jun 2025
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When an accident of fate throws Javi G into the path of his soulmate, his instinct is to dive in head first. Adjusting to life as the fated partner of someone you barely know is going to be harder than either of you suspect, but anything worth having is worth working for. Isn't it?
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The Fog Has Taken Hatsune Miku by NathanielDrakovitch
Fandoms: Hatsune Miku - Fandom, Dead by Daylight (Video Game), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Alien (Original Movies 1979-1997), Nicholas Cage - Fandom
16 Jun 2025
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Something evil has taken Hatsune Miku from her world, putting her into the deadliest game of cat and mouse within an eldritch being only known as "The Entity".
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headcanons that live in my head rent free
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Taking the last train of the night seemed normal enough but soon you find that you are not on the same train you got on, getting off you find yourself at the start of some creepy woods turning back you no longer see the train and now only met with the very same woods as before. You quickly learn you're not in your world, but where are you? What kind of world are you in?
(Update every Monday AEST)
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CLOVE & COPPER “The first time I saw you, I ran to a chapel.” by greenandsorrow
Fandoms: Longlegs (Movie 2024)
19 Apr 2025
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You don't even remember what you said.
It was something small. Something meaningless at its core. A nothing sentence in the back of the schoolyard.
"You always smell like clove and copper."
That was all it took.
Dale had been watching you. He always did.
Back then he was just a pale boy in too-big sleeves and secondhand clothes, always scribbling in a journal he never let anyone read. The other kids avoided him. You didn't. You never went out of your way to talk to him, but you didn't look away, either. That meant everything.
And that night, behind the school gym, you had almost kissed him.
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A thought exercise in what how I would adapt Homestuck to a (very faithful) animated format.
An excuse to rewrite Homestuck while forcing myself to not change too much, basically.
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