The Accidental Warlord and His Pack [Podfics]
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[Podfic] With a Conquering Air by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 May 2020
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From the kinkmeme: AU Warlord!Geralt receives Tribute!Jaskier as a sacrifice to appease him in every way possible. Jaskier has no choice on the matter and he’s fully aware of the awful rumours that have spread about Geralt and his ruthless conquests. (But we all know those aren’t legit.) A classic angst with a happy ending please! A dash of smut to heal those scars and a sprinkle of new found love!Jaskier arrives at Kaer Morhen knowing his family gave him up without a second thought, and absolutely sure that the dreaded Warlord of the North will value him even less than his own blood did. But the White Wolf and his pack are not what Jaskier expected...and if he's unreasonably lucky, Kaer Morhen might become far more of a home than Lettenhove ever was.
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[Podfic] I Would Follow Your Soul As It Leads by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 May 2020
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Seven moments in Eskel's life as Geralt's best friend - and the right hand of the Warlord of the North - as they build their Pack together.Series
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[Podfic] Only Love Proudly and Gladly and Well by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 May 2020
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Three months into his relationship with the White Wolf, Warlord of the North and terror of the continent, Jaskier goes back to Redania as part of the Warlord's negotiating team. They return with a treaty...but there are unexpected consequences to revealing his place at the White Wolf's side.This will make a lot more sense if you have read With a Conquering Air first.
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[Podfic] I Would Beat With Your Heart As It Beats by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 May 2020
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It's Eskel who smells the blood and finds the bard.The Warlord's right hand doesn't get to panic, so instead, Eskel...copes.
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[Podfic] Your Faults Had Made Me Love You More by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 May 2020
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Milena finds her feet in the White Wolf's court. Lambert attempts to figure out how to flirt.Series
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[Podfic] Twirl Three Notes and Make a Star by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 May 2020
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The Warlord of the North receives an invitation to the elven summer festival, and Geralt sends Jaskier, Eskel, and Ciri (and more than a dozen overprotective Witchers) off to be diplomatic.Or: Eskel finally gets to take a vacation. If you can call riding herd on Jaskier and the little menace a vacation.
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[Podfic] O Soul, I Said, Have You No Tears? by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 May 2020
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Many years ago, Vesemir was chosen to be the chief trainer for the Wolf School. He's very good at it. He hates doing it. And he knows this is the way things always have been and always will be...Or is it?
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[Podfic] I Have Heart-Fire and Singing to Give by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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23 May 2020
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Jaskier is invited to come and sing at Oxenfurt — an honor he has never dreamed he would be granted so young. But leaving Kaer Morhen has its perils...and there are those who would very much like to get their hands on the Consort of the Warlord of the North.Series
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[Podfic] Stamped in the Mint of Memory by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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26 May 2020
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Zofia had a sister, once.The White Wolf gave Zofia vengeance. It's up to her to heal.
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[Podfic] All My World Is In Your Arms by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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02 Jun 2020
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Five times someone sees Milena and Lambert being unbearably sweet at each other, and one time nobody else sees them at all.Series
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[Podfic] Live On a Hill Against the Sky by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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09 Jun 2020
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Three years after Geralt becomes Warlord of the North, a man comes to Kaer Morhen to beg for aid. And when all is said and done, he stays.Jan genuinely doesn't know how the Witchers of Kaer Morhen have stayed alive so long without any household staff at all.
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[Podfic] Then Will Love Be Kind To Thee by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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22 Sep 2021
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A collection of smutlets in the Accidental Warlord Universe.Chapter 1: Oh, Let Me Love With All My Strength — Geralt and Eskel have a quiet evening together. (00:10:49)
Chapter 2: Only Through Love Will You Enter Heaven — Lambert and Milena enjoy each other. (00:15:04)
Chapter 3: Hands To Make His Hands Rejoice — Jaskier gives Eskel that massage he so richly deserves. (00:11:17)
Chapter 4: Should Kneel In Joy — Milena surprises Lambert, and he shows his appreciation. (00:10:45)
Chapter 5: Take From Pleasure Fearlessly part 1 — Jaskier and Eskel spend an evening showing Geralt the depth of their affection for him. (00:20:05)
Chapter 6: I Shall Gather As Much Of Joy — Jaskier asks Eskel for something special; Eskel obliges. (00:18:23)
Chapter 7: Oh You Are Coming, Coming, Coming — Jaskier teases his Wolves, and is very pleased by the consequences. (00:20:16)
Chapter 8: And In the Night a Shaft of Fire — Zofia takes a chance on Auckes. (00:11:48)Series
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[Podfic] Home Again From Far-Off Places by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Jul 2020
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Aiden comes home to Kaer Morhen after two years wandering around Skellige, and discovers to his surprise that an awful lot has changed.Series
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[Podfic] Holding Wonder Like a Cup by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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07 Jul 2020
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Two years after he becomes the steward of Kaer Morhen, Jan figures out how to bring cats in and keep them there.Thirteen years later, a Witcher finally gets to pet a cat for the first time.
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[Podfic] Never Fear the Thing You Feel by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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14 Jul 2020
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Letho doesn't know what to do when the kid he carried back from Leyda finds him and hugs him.He figures it out eventually.
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[Podfic] The Debt Is Terrible That Must Be Paid In Song by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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31 Jul 2020
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Jaskier agrees to help Ciri with a magical experiment, and an unexpected accident during the process renders him six years old.Little Julian finds Kaer Morhen — and especially the White Wolf — more than a little terrifying. And the Witchers who love him find everything little Julian says about his father to be absolutely horrifying.
And Aubry finds himself thinking very seriously about what their anger towards the Count de Lettenhove means in regards to the harsh training of the boys who will someday be Witchers themselves.
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[Podfic] I Am Sandaled With Wind and With Flame by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Aug 2020
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In the immediate aftermath of Jaskier, Eskel, and Milena being kidnapped from Oxenfurt, Lambert and Aubry try desperately to figure out who took them and where.It takes a lot longer than anyone would prefer.
(Or, chapters 3 and 4 of I Have Heart-Fire and Singing to Give from a rather different perspective.)
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[Podfic] My Spirit Is Still Glad Of Breath by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Aug 2020
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Three conversations in the aftermath of Jaskier's de-aging and Aubry's successful effort to convince the Witchers of Kaer Morhen to change the way they train their new recruits.Series
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[Podfic] The Sky Is Luminous by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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19 Aug 2020
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A few days after Oxenfurt, the White Wolf asks to have a conversation with Milena.Series
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[Podfic] The Shadow of the Mountains Will Not Fall by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Sep 2020
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King Henselt of Temeria makes a series of very bad decisions, and the Warlord of the North is forced to respond.And Eskel gets to demonstrate why one should truly fear the Wolves of Kaer Morhen.
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