14 Works in dc!

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    Sally and Bruce go on a blind date. Both are smitten. Their kids are less impressed.

    Written for the DC Rarepair Week, Day 1: Single and Ready to Mingle speed dating | blind date | fake dating

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    “So we’re agreed, right?” Percy asked. “Bruce Wayne’s definitely a monster.”
    “Or a god in disguise,” Hazel volunteered.
    “Or a god in disguise,” Percy agreed. He slumped against the table. “Now how do I tell Mom?”

     

    “We just worry, B.” Dick leaned against the banister. “I’ve seen you get your heart broken too many times, you know? You have a habit of dating…”
    “Supervillains,” Tim finished.
    “I was just going to say terrible people, but that works,” Babs agreed.
    “Except Selina, we love Selina."

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    Gotham’s elite don't hiss the words charity case or publicity stunt to one another in opulent halls, uncalloused hands raised to disguise the shape of those scandalous, scandalous words.

    They say bastard.

    And for once, they’re actually right.

    (Or; Batkids are Bruce’s biological kids AU)

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    “So!” Dick says with great fanfare, throwing himself across Bruce’s designated chair with nary a care in the world.

    The Justice League look on with a mix of befuddled awe, like they’ve never seen a child dressed up like a traffic light before. Which they haven't. Bruce mentally steels himself as Dick clears his throat. “Why am I here, you ask? Well, when two people love one another very, very much-”

    “You’re adopted.” Bruce says.

    Or; Bruce lets Dick attend a Justice League meeting on the Watchtower. Bruce has regrets.

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    "Crap!" the food truck worker shrieks in alarm. "Don't hurt him, Superman, he's just a kid!"

    Clark . . . pauses, then looks up from the kid that he is currently pinning into the street as said kid struggles underneath him.

    "'Hurt him'?" he asks in reflexive confusion, and then realizes how batting a teenager around like a person-shaped cat toy and pinning him to the street hard enough to crack it probably actually looks to an outside observer.

    . . . um.

    Whoops.

    "Um," he starts awkwardly, and then the kid slips his pin while he's distracted and throws his arms around his neck with a gleeful laugh and a bright grin.

    "Dad!" he crows triumphantly, and hugs Clark harder than literally anyone has ever hugged him before.

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    Finally; Wally and Dick are married and starting a Family. Only the Justice League doesn't know that. They are quite confused by Flash interacting with his Father-in-law.

    5 times the JLA is confused about what is going on and one time they know.

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    “What do you want, my son?” Talia asked him. “What do you truly want?”

    And when Jason pushed aside his obsession with Bruce, the answer was so clear. He knew exactly what he wanted. He knew what he’d always wanted, ever since he was that little street rat who spent money he needed for food on making himself look clean. Because he’d needed to look clean and presentable to get into the public libraries. Because they wouldn’t have let a dirty homeless kid touch the books.

    “I want to go to college.”

    And Talia had made that happen for him.

    (AU where, at the end of his League of Assassins training, Jason decides to go to Metropolis for college instead of going back to Gotham for revenge. Things spiral from there. The title is so sarcastic by the way. There’s nothing regular about Jason Todd.)

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    One too many fights with Bruce leads Tim to Kon’s apartment, in desperate need of a distraction (and a way to piss off his adoptive father). One things leads to another, and before either of them know it- they’re both in too deep.

    Or: Tim starts dating Kon in order to piss off Bruce. He never meant to fall in love along the way

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    Batman is notorious for his secretive ways, so when the Justice League meets someone he associates with, they naturally have questions. The questions continue to pile up when it’s clear that Batman is rather. . . close to him.

    Or the Justice League thinks Batman and Nightwing are dating.

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    Jason is working undercover when he gets kidnapped by the Justice League. Batman is off-world which leaves his siblings scrambling to find him. While he has to figure out how to not get sent to Arkham and keep the existence of the batfamily a secret from the league.

    Or, Jason annoys the league and learns he's important, Dick being the aggressively protective older brother that he is, Tim being a casual badass, and Damian living for violence.

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    “Does he… like polka dots that much?”

    There's been a threat on Bruce Wayne's life. It's important enough the the Justice League decides to look into it. Superman is given the job of babysitting Bruce Wayne.

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    “Uncle Barry,” Wally said in a tight voice. His eyes betrayed his concern, in more ways than one, when they flicked over to the other occupant of his bed. The only thing visible of him was a halo of long dark hair and the top of his head. If Wally hadn’t looked at him, Barry might very well have missed it entirely, which would have given Wally time to come up with what he was going to say.

    If. “If” was the operative word.

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    It was just a notice that Batman had decided to approve them for Watchtower access (on more than an emergency basis). Which meant they would be meeting the Bat’s coworkers, face to face, for the first time.

    It was cool, sure. But it also didn’t warrant the impish cackle Tim had just been on the receiving end of.

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    “How is she doing that,” Cassie muttered in awe as the woman leapt above the heads of some goons, bringing them crashing down before moving on to others.

    “That can’t be real,” Jaime replied, “Not even Nightwing is that good.”

    Tim held back the urge to chuckle. They didn’t know the half of it.

     

    AKA: Gamma Squad is in a bit of a pickle, and a mysterious figure rescues them. (Spoiler: it's Cass)

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    “The Justice League knew that there was more to Bruce than he let on. This was to be expected from a man who dressed entirely in black and whose adult life had been partly a lie, so as to maintain a double identity. But they weren't expecting this. Bruce had kids. Like, he even had an honest-to-god child; Damian was going on thirteen this year.”

    Or, the Justice League meets Bruce's kids (very unofficialy).

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