Brucie Wayne Is Best Boi
A collection meant for those fics featuring Bruce being airheaded and a flirt and very unserious.
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Upon seeing the Joker trying to hold a four year old hostage in Gotham Mall, Bruce does the logical thing. Which is to beat the shit out of him.
In public, out of costume.
Gotham reacts.
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- Part 1 of In which there is Social Media
- Part 7 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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The Sit-Down by Ginevra_Benci
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
25 Jun 2023
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Clark Kent’s life is a fine balance between Superman, the League, his responsibilities, and… and, well. Clark Kent. Fine, and failing: something’s got to give, and there’s only one thing that can.
He’ll… He’ll adjust, after he ties off a few loose ends from Clark Kent’s life. Loose ends like, helping Jimmy Olsen fetch and carry for Cat Grant’s sit-down interview with Bruce Wayne.
The word of the day for day 176 is hemisphere
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- Part 1 of Interviewing & Counseling
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Don’t Pick Up Children From the Trash Can by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Jan 2025
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Gotham’s elite don't hiss the words charity case or publicity stunt to one another in opulent halls, uncalloused hands raised to disguise the shape of those scandalous, scandalous words.
They say bastard.
And for once, they’re actually right.
(Or; Batkids are Bruce’s biological kids AU)
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- Part 4 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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batman has a birthday?!?! by i_waited_two_weeks_for_this_shit
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 May 2023
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Batman has a birthday, Nightwing has a deeper relationship with Batman than they'd realised, the mysterious 'Hood' has some connection to them both, Clark has a problem, and Barry? Well, he's having about seventeen crisis' about what his life (and Batman's) apparently is. But he'll manage. Probably.
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Local Billionaire Drunkenly Showers Children with Tears and Affection by SolaceInSpace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Feb 2024
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Bruce was an emotional drunk with zero shame and the clingiest to put cling wrap to shame.
Bruce sobbed and flashed sad eyes at Alfred. “Alfie, my babies didn’t say they love me back. They don’t love me.”
Dick quickly ducked under Bruce’s arm and hugged him with all his might. “Aw, Bruce, I love you too. You should get drunk more often.”
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Bruce is sick and miserable with the flu and making it everyone else’s problem. Bruce is a man who walks off stab wounds without even a wince, runs headfirst into fights sporting a concussion, flips you off with his broken arm just to spite you. You would think the struggle is to keep him in bed.
Bruce: *sniffles once* I am withering away as I lie here on my deathbed. Send my condolences to my loved ones for I am not long for this world. Death would be preferable to the infernal flame roasting my throat as I take in poisonous breath after poisonous breath.
In other words, Bruce is the biggest baby to ever baby.
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15 May 2024
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DC: Batman? More Like Baby Man
Bruce is sick and miserable with the flu and making it everyone else’s problem. Bruce is a man who walks off stab wounds without even a wince, runs headfirst into fights sporting a concussion, flips you off with his broken arm just to spite you. You would think the struggle is to keep him in bed.
Bruce: *sniffles once* I am withering away as I lie here on my deathbed. Send my condolences to my loved ones for I am not long for this world. Death would be preferable to the infernal flame roasting my throat as I take in poisonous breath after poisonous breath.
In other words, Bruce is the biggest baby to ever baby.
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Bridesmaids, Beyoncé, and Bruce Wayne by cattyk8
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
26 Oct 2018
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It should’ve been Gotham’s society wedding of the decade. Except somebody decided to make Brucie Wayne a bridesmaid. Clark Kent reports.
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- Part 1 of Clark Kent Reports
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27 May 2024
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DC: Bridesmaids, Beyonce, and Bruce Wayne
It should’ve been Gotham’s society wedding of the decade. Except somebody decided to make Brucie Wayne a bridesmaid. Clark Kent reports.
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Part 1 of Clark Kent Reports
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The Waynes, Damsels in Distress by hitthedeck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Dec 2020
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Bruce Wayne and his kids get kidnapped every other week. Some things are just universal, undeniable facts of life.
Or, in which Bruce Wayne is still Batman and his kids are still Robins, but they keep letting themselves get kidnapped because they think it's funny.
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- Part 1 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
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30 May 2024
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DC: The Waynes, Damsels in Distress
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bruce Wayne and his kids get kidnapped every other week. Some things are just universal, undeniable facts of life. Or, in which Bruce Wayne is still Batman and his kids are still Robins, but they keep letting themselves get kidnapped because they think it's funny.
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Part 1 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
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Duke witnesses someone attempting to kidnap Bruce for the first time. He has some Questions.
Based on this Tumblr post. :)
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03 May 2024
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DC: oh yeah he just does that
Duke witnesses someone attempting to kidnap Bruce for the first time. He has some Questions.
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I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am by Mardiaz173
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
08 Aug 2021
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It was like living in the Twilight Zone. Everyone else believed fervently in Bruce Wayne’s reputation. He was a flirty, stupid, and entitled drunk whose only redeeming quality was his bleeding heart. And yet every time Clark spoke with Wayne, the man was clever, mischievous, and sober with an indecipherable ulterior motive.
And no one believed Clark. Not Lois, not his parents, not even Batman.
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23 May 2024
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DC: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
It was like living in the Twilight Zone. Everyone else believed fervently in Bruce Wayne’s reputation. He was a flirty, stupid, and entitled drunk whose only redeeming quality was his bleeding heart. And yet every time Clark spoke with Wayne, the man was clever, mischievous, and sober with an indecipherable ulterior motive. And no one believed Clark. Not Lois, not his parents, not even Batman.
✔️ (3/3)
https://ao3-rd-3.onrender.com/works/33021898?view_full_work=true