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CeCe and Rocky are walking to Caillou's house one morning after eating breakfast. A week ago, CeCe and Rocky hosted a Meet CeCe and Rocky contest and Caillou won it. Now, CeCe and Rocky are unhappy because it means they have to spend a whole day with Caillou.
"Rocky, do we really have to do this?" CeCe whines.
"Yeah, we do, CeCe," Rocky says. "I don't want to do this either but we're the ones who wanted the contest so it's our responsibility."
"But it's so stupid!" CeCe whines. "Why does a four year old boy want to meet us?"
"I don't know," Rocky says. "Maybe, he's just trying to make friends."
"He should be making friends his own age then!" CeCe whines. "We're teenagers and when people hear about us playing with the kid, they're going to think we're weird!"
"But we made a commitment," Rocky says. "If we back out, it'll upset him and they'll think we're jerks."
"So? That's what Miley Stewart did when she had that Hannah Montana contest and when Tori Vega had that Tori Vega contest and when Carly Shay and Sam Puckett had that iCarly contest and when Drake Parker and Josh Nichols had that Drake & Josh contest and when Megan Parker had that Megan Parker contest,"
"But they broke the kid's heart and now, everyone hates them, even their parents,"
"I can live with being hated,"
"It's only for a day, CeCe. Let's just get it over with,"
CeCe and Rocky are now at Caillou's house. They have just met Caillou's parents and they are all in the living room.
"We're glad you girls are here," Boris says. "Caillou has been really looking forward to today."
"Caillou, CeCe and Rocky are here!" Doris calls.
"YAAAY!" Caillou cheers, coming into the room.
"What kind of name is Caillou and why is he bald?" CeCe mutters. Rocky elbows her for saying that. "OW!"
"Be nice," Rocky warns, glaring at CeCe.
"You did a good job of winning that contest, Caillou," Boris says. "Now, you get to spend the whole day with Rocky and CeCe. Are you excited?"
"Yeah!" Caillou cheers. "We're going to have lots of fun! We might even be friends!"
"Yeah, right," CeCe mutters.
"You three play nice now," Doris says before leaving the room with Boris.
"Hi, Rocky. Hi, CeCe," Caillou greets. "I'm glad we get to spend the day together. Do you want to meet my sister and my cat?"
"We might as well since we're stuck here," Rocky says.
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou are now in Rosie's room. Rosie is playing with her toys.
"That's Rosie," Caillou says, pointing to Rosie.
"Hey, Rosie," Rocky says, leaning close to Rosie and patting her. Rosie hits Rocky with her rattle. "OOOWWW! SHE HIT ME!"
"She didn't mean to. She was just playing," Caillou says. "Are you okay?"
"No, I got a bump on my head!" Rocky whines.
"I can go get you a Band-Aid. I'll be back," Caillou says, leaving the room to get a Band-Aid. He comes back and gives it to Rocky. "Here you go."
"Thanks," Rocky says, putting the Band-Aid on her bump. CeCe glares at Rosie.
"What's your problem?" CeCe scolds. Rosie hits CeCe with her rattle. "OOOWWW! SHE HIT ME!"
"She didn't mean to. She was just playing," Caillou says. "Are you okay?"
"No, I got a bump on my head!" CeCe whines.
"I can go get you a Band-Aid. I'll be back," Caillou says, leaving the room to get another Band-Aid. He comes back and gives it to CeCe. "Here you go."
"Thanks," CeCe says, putting the Band-Aid on her bump.
"Look, there's Gilbert," Caillou says, pointing to Gilbert as he comes into the room.
"Hey, Gilbert," Rocky says, leaning close to Gilbert and petting him. Gilbert bites Rocky. "OOOWWW! HE BIT ME!"
"He didn't mean to. He was just playing," Caillou says. "Are you okay?"
"No, I got a bite mark on my hand!" Rocky whines.
"I can go get you another Band-Aid. I'll be back," Caillou says, leaving the room to get another Band-Aid. He comes back and gives it to Rocky. "Here you go."
"Thanks," Rocky says, putting the Band-Aid on her bite mark. CeCe glares at Gilbert.
"What's your problem?" CeCe scolds. Gilbert bites CeCe. "OOOWWW! HE BIT ME!"
"He didn't mean to. He was just playing," Caillou says. "Are you okay?"
"No, I got a bite mark on my hand!" CeCe whines.
"I can go get you another Band-Aid. I'll be back," Caillou says, leaving the room to get another Band-Aid. He comes back and gives it to CeCe. "Here you go."
"Thanks," CeCe says, putting the Band-Aid on her bite mark.
"Let's go to my room and play some board games!" Caillou suggests.
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou are now in Caillou's room.
"What do you want to play first?" Rocky asks.
"Let's play Candy Land," Caillou suggests.
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou play Candy Land. Caillou wins and CeCe and Rocky lose.
"That was fun!" Caillou cheers.
"Not for us," CeCe whines.
"Can we play something else?" Rocky whines.
"Okay, let's play Chutes and Ladders," Caillou suggests.
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou play Chutes and Ladders. Caillou wins and CeCe and Rocky lose.
"That was fun!" Caillou cheers.
"Not for us," CeCe whines.
"Can we play something else?" Rocky whines.
"Okay, let's play Trouble," Caillou suggests.
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou play Trouble. Caillou wins and CeCe and Rocky lose.
"That was fun!" Caillou cheers.
"Not for us," CeCe whines.
"Can we play something else?" Rocky whines.
"Okay, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos," Caillou suggests.
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou play Hungry Hungry Hippos. Caillou wins and CeCe and Rocky lose.
"That was fun!" Caillou cheers.
"Not for us," CeCe whines.
"Can we play something else?" Rocky whines.
"Okay, let's play Hi Ho Cherry-o," Caillou suggests.
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou play Hi Ho Cherry-o. Caillou wins and CeCe and Rocky lose.
"That was fun!" Caillou cheers.
"Not for us," CeCe whines.
"Can we play something else?" Rocky whines.
"Okay, let's play Ants In The Pants," Caillou suggests.
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou play Ants In The Pants. Caillou wins and CeCe and Rocky lose.
"That was fun!" Caillou cheers.
"Not for us," CeCe whines.
"Can we play something else?" Rocky whines.
"Okay, let's play Bananagrams," Caillou suggests.
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou play Bananagrams. Caillou wins and CeCe and Rocky lose.
"That was fun!" Caillou cheers.
"Not for us," CeCe whines.
"Can we play something else?" Rocky whines.
"Okay, let's play Don't Break The Ice," Caillou suggests.
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou play Don't Break The Ice. Caillou wins and CeCe and Rocky lose.
"That was fun!" Caillou cheers.
"Not for us," CeCe whines.
"Can we play something else?" Rocky whines.
"Okay, let's play Colorama," Caillou suggests.
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou play Colorama. Caillou wins and CeCe and Rocky lose.
"That was fun!" Caillou cheers.
"Not for us," CeCe whines.
"Can we play something else?" Rocky whines.
"Okay, let's play Qwirkle," Caillou suggests.
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou play Qwirkle. Caillou wins and CeCe and Rocky lose.
"That was fun!" Caillou cheers.
"Not for us," CeCe whines.
"Can we play something else?" Rocky whines.
"Okay, let's play Snail's Pace Race," Caillou suggests.
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou play Snail's Pace Race. Caillou wins and CeCe and Rocky lose.
"That was fun!" Caillou cheers.
"Not for us," CeCe whines.
"Can we play something else?" Rocky whines.
"Okay, let's play Let's Go Fishing," Caillou suggests.
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou play Let's Go Fishing. Caillou wins and CeCe and Rocky lose.
"No more board games!" CeCe whines.
"Okay, let's play with my blocks," Caillou suggests.
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou build a big block tower. Right before they finish it, Rosie knocks it down and all the blocks fall on Rocky.
"ROSIE!" Rocky whines.
"It's okay. She was just playing," Caillou says.
"That's what you said when she hit me!"
"Let's build another tower,"
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou build another big block tower. Right before they finish it, Rosie knocks it down again and all the blocks fall on CeCe.
"ROSIE!" CeCe whines.
"It's okay. She was just playing," Caillou says.
"That's what you said when she hit me!"
"Let's build another tower,"
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou build another big block tower. Right before they finish it, Gilbert knocks it down and all the blocks fall on Rocky.
"GILBERT!" Rocky whines.
"It's okay. He was just playing," Caillou says.
"That's what you said when he bit me!"
"Let's build another tower,"
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou build another big block tower. Right before they finish it, Gilbert knocks it down again and all the blocks fall on CeCe.
"GILBERT!" CeCe whines.
"It's okay. He was just playing," Caillou says.
"That's what you said when he bit me!"
"Let's build another tower,"
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou build another big block tower. Right before they finish it, Caillou knocks it down and all the blocks fall on CeCe and Rocky.
"CAILLOU!" Rocky whines.
"It was an accident," Caillou says defensively.
"You're an accident!" CeCe whines.
"Let's build another tower,"
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou build another big block tower and this time, they finish it.
"Yay, we finished it!" Caillou cheers.
"And nobody knocked it down this time," Rocky says.
The tower collapses by itself and all the blocks fall on CeCe and Rocky.
"No more blocks!" CeCe whines.
"Okay, let's watch TV," Caillou suggests. "Sesame Street is coming on."
Rocky, CeCe, and Caillou are now watching Sesame Street on TV. They are sitting on the floor and Rexy is sitting on Caillou's lap.
"Can we please watch something else?" Rocky begs. "CeCe and I are too old for Sesame Street."
"No, it's my favorite show and I want to watch it!" Caillou yells. Rosie and Gilbert walk over to the three of them. "Hi, Rosie. Hi, Gilbert. Do you want to watch Sesame Street with us?"
"No, they just want to pick on me and Rocky some more," CeCe mutters.
"Rosie, you can sit with Rocky and Gilbert, you can sit with CeCe," Caillou says.
"Why can't they sit with you?" Rocky whines.
"Because Rexy is already sitting with me," Caillou says.
"Lucky him," CeCe mutters.
Rosie sits on Rocky's lap and Gilbert sits on CeCe's lap. Rosie starts pulling Rocky's hair and Gilbert starts hitting CeCe's face with his tail.
"OOOWWW! QUIT IT, ROSIE/GILBERT!" CeCe and Rocky yell. Rosie and Gilbert fart on them. "EEEWWW! HE/SHE FARTED ON ME!"
"Let's switch," Caillou suggests. "CeCe can take Rosie and Rocky can take Gilbert."
Rosie and Gilbert switch laps. Rosie starts pulling CeCe's hair and Gilbert starts hitting Rocky's face with his tail.
"OOOWWW! QUIT IT, ROSIE/GILBERT!" CeCe and Rocky yell. Rosie and Gilbert fart on them again. "EEEWWW! HE/SHE FARTED ON ME!"
"Let's do this," Caillou suggests. "Rocky and CeCe can sit on the couch with me and Rexy while Rosie and Gilbert stay on the floor."
"Yeah, let's do that," Rocky agrees.
The four of them sit on the couch. Caillou and Rexy sit between Rocky and CeCe.
"Much better," CeCe says.
Caillou farts on CeCe and Rocky.
"Whyyyyyy," they both groan.
When Sesame Street ends, Boris and Doris take CeCe, Rocky, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert to the park. They ride the car there and CeCe and Rocky ride in the back seat with Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert. Caillou sits between CeCe and Rocky, Rosie sits on Rocky's lap, and Gilbert sits on CeCe's lap. Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert spend the whole car ride annoying CeCe and Rocky. Caillou talks to them nonstop, Rosie pulls Rocky's hair nonstop, and Gilbert hits CeCe's face with his tail nonstop. CeCe, Rocky, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert are now having a picnic lunch after arriving at the park.
"What are we having for lunch?" Rocky asks.
"Mommy and Daddy made us some baloney sandwiches," Caillou answers.
"As long as it's food, I'm happy," CeCe says.
"Here you go," Caillou says, giving CeCe and Rocky sandwich each. The two of them try to eat their sandwiches but Gilbert bites CeCe and Rosie throws her rattle at Rocky.
"OOOWWW! ROSIE/GILBERT!" CeCe and Rocky yell. They drop their sandwiches and Rosie and Gilbert steal them.
"Those are our sandwiches!" CeCe whines.
"Give them back!" Rocky orders.
"Rosie and Gilbert wanted sandwiches too," Caillou says. He gives CeCe and Rocky another sandwich each. "Here's some more."
CeCe and Rocky try to eat their sandwiches but two people from behind them steal them. "Hey!" CeCe and Rocky yell. They turn around and see that Jason and Jefferey have their sandwiches.
"Those are ours!" CeCe yells.
"Not anymore!" Jason teases. The twins run off and CeCe chases them.
"CeCe, no!" Rocky yells, chasing CeCe.
When CeCe and Rocky get in front of Jason and Jefferey, they stop running.
"Give us back our sandwiches, you little bastards!" CeCe orders.
"Make us!" Jefferey orders. CeCe pushes the twins down and steals back the sandwiches.
"CeCe, are you crazy?" Rocky scolds.
Jason and Jefferey start crying and their parents rush over to them.
"Jason, Jefferey, what's wrong?" the twins' mom asks.
"They pushed us down and stole our sandwiches and called us bad words!" Jason cries, pointing at Rocky and CeCe, who get dirty looks from the twins' parents.
"You did what?" the twins' dad asks.
"They're lying!" Rocky protests. "They're our sandwiches and they stole them!"
"You horrible monsters, do you enjoy bullying little kids?" the twins' mom scolds.
"You apologize to our sons and give them back their sandwiches right now or we'll call the police!" the twins' dad threatens.
"Call them! We don't care!" CeCe retorts. "They're not getting our sandwiches!"
"CeCe, don't make it worse! Just give them the sandwiches!" Rocky orders.
"Fine," CeCe says reluctantly. She gives the sandwiches back to Jason and Jefferey and they blow raspberries at her and Rocky.
"We're sorry for pushing you," Rocky says to Jason and Jefferey. "Can we please have one sandwich?"
"No, they're ours! Get your own!" Jefferey yells. The twins repeatedly stomp on CeCe and Rocky’s feet before running off with the sandwiches again.
"OOOWWW!" CeCe and Rocky yell.
"But we have nothing to eat!" CeCe protests. She tries to chase Jason and Jefferey again but their parents stop her.
"Get lost!" the twins' mom orders, pushing CeCe and Rocky down.
"And stay away from Jason and Jefferey, you ugly ass bitches!" the twins' dad orders.
CeCe and Rocky try to get up but they can't because their feet hurt really bad so they crawl back over to their picnic.
"What happened to your sandwiches?" Caillou asks.
"We decided we're going to skip lunch today," Rocky groans.
After their picnic lunch, CeCe, Rocky, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert are now walking around the park. Rocky is pushing Rosie while she rides in her stroller.
"I hope nobody we know is here," CeCe says.
"Look, there's my friend, Leo," Caillou says, pointing to Leo, who is walking around the park too. The group walks over to him. "Hi, Leo."
"Hi, Caillou. Hi, Rosie. Hi, Gilbert," Leo greets.
"These are my new friends, CeCe and Rocky," Caillou says, pointing to CeCe and Rocky. "I won a contest and now, I get to spend the day with them."
"Hi, CeCe. Hi, Rocky," Leo adds.
"Hey, Leo," Rocky greets.
"Do you want to play with us?" Caillou asks.
"Sure," Leo answers.
CeCe, Rocky, Caillou, Leo, Rosie, and Gilbert keep walking around.
"Look, my other friends, Sarah and Clementine, are here too," Caillou says, pointing to Sarah and Clementine, who are playing in a sandbox.
"Oh no," CeCe says, seeing Flynn walk over to the sandbox.
"Who's that big kid?" Caillou asks.
"That's Flynn. He’s CeCe’s little brother and a bully," Rocky answers.
Sarah and Clementine are building a sandcastle and Flynn knocks it down.
"Hey, that was our sandcastle!" Sarah whines.
"Why did you do that?" Clementine whines.
"Oops, how rude of me. Let me rebuild it for you," Flynn sneers.
He fills a bucket with sand and dumps it all on Sarah and Clementine. They scream and run off crying and Flynn laughs at what he did. CeCe, Rocky, Caillou, Leo, Rosie, and Gilbert walk over to him.
"Hey, that was mean," Caillou scolds.
"Yeah, those were our friends," Leo scolds.
"Where do you get off bullying little kids, Flynn?" Rocky scolds.
"You're one to talk after what you and CeCe did to those retarded kids, Rocky," Flynn retorts.
"They asked for it! They took our sandwiches!" CeCe argues.
"Yeah, sure," Flynn mutters. "What are you even doing here anyway?"
"This kid won a contest and now, we have to spend the day with him," Rocky says, pointing to Caillou.
"You're playing with a four year old? Are you two really that desperate for friends?" Flynn sneers.
"Shut up, Flynn. We have friends our own age, something you'll never have," CeCe retorts.
"I think you should tell Sarah and Clementine you're sorry for what you did," Caillou scolds.
"And who are you supposed to be?" Flynn sneers.
"Caillou,"
"Caillou? What kind of stupid name is that?"
"It's not stupid,"
"Yeah, it is. Your head looks like a beach ball too. You'd better grow some hair before someone kicks it into a net!"
Flynn starts laughing and Caillou starts crying.
"You made Caillou cry!" Leo scolds.
"CeCe and Rocky are right! You're a bully!" Caillou cries.
"So what if I am, baldy? What are you going to do about it?" Flynn sneers. Rosie throws her rattle at him and she gives him a dirty look. "You want a piece of me, you little bitch?" Flynn threatens. Rosie blows a raspberry at him. "That's it! You asked for it!" Flynn yells. He runs away with the stroller and Rosie starts screaming.
"He took Rosie!" Caillou yells.
"Get back here, Flynn!" CeCe orders.
"Make me!" Flynn sneers. CeCe, Rocky, Caillou, Leo, and Gilbert chase him as he runs into a street.
"Give us back my sister!" Caillou orders.
"Leave her alone, Flynn!" Rocky orders.
"Okay, I'll leave her alone," Flynn sneers. He gets out of the street but leaves Rosie in it.
"Why are you leaving her in the street?" Caillou asks.
"That's why," Leo answers, pointing to a truck that is approaching Rosie.
"You're going to let her get run over?" Rocky asks.
"Yep, that's what she gets for messing with me!" Flynn sneers. He laughs until Gilbert gets mad and attacks him. "AAAHHH! GET HIM OFF ME! GET HIM OFF ME!"
Gilbert bites and scratches Flynn nonstop. Rosie starts crying because the truck is getting closer to her and she can't get out of her stroller.
"CeCe, Rocky, you have to get Rosie before that truck gets her!" Caillou begs.
"Why us?" CeCe whines.
"Leo and I can't go into the street! You're the only ones who can save her!" Caillou argues.
"No, I mean why should we save her at all?" CeCe argues.
"CeCe, don't be mean!" Rocky scolds.
"If you don't save Rosie, I'll tell Mommy and Daddy and you'll get in big trouble!" Caillou threatens.
"I'll do it then," Rocky says. She runs into the street and gets Rosie out of it. Flynn goes into the street while Gilbert tries to claw his eyeballs out.
"Now, the truck is going after Gilbert!" Caillou panics.
"I ain’t going after him," CeCe protests. "He can save himself."
Gilbert runs out of the street and leaves Flynn as a crying, bloody mess. The truck runs over Flynn and kills him.
"Yay, it got Flynn instead!" Caillou cheers.
"I think he’s dead now," Leo says.
"Good. He deserves it," CeCe says.
Sarah and Clementine walk over to CeCe, Rocky, Caillou, Leo, Rosie, and Gilbert.
"Hi, Caillou. Hi, Leo," Sarah greets.
"Hi, Sarah. Hi, Clementine," Caillou greets.
"Who are your new friends?" Clementine asks.
"This is CeCe and Rocky," Caillou answers. "I won a contest and now, I get to spend the day with them."
"Hi, Rocky. Hi, CeCe," Sarah greets.
"Hey, Sarah. Hey, Clementine," Rocky greets.
"Thanks for getting rid of that bully," Clementine says. "You can play with us if you want."
CeCe, Rocky, Caillou, Leo, Sarah, Clementine, Rosie, and Gilbert play on the playground for a while. During that time, a lot of bad things happen to CeCe and Rocky. The water fountain doesn't work for them when they try to get a drink from it, they get stuck in the tunnels and the kids have to pull them out, they get splinters while climbing the wooden steps, they get burned while going down the metal slide, they get spun too fast on the merry-go-round and throw up, they fall off the monkey bars and land in a mud puddle, they get hit in the face while pushing the kids on the swings, and they get hit with balls while the kids are playing in the ball pit. When everyone is done playing on the playground, the ice cream truck comes.
"Yay, ice cream!" Caillou, Leo, Sarah, and Clementine cheer as they and Gilbert run over to the ice cream truck.
"Ice cream sounds good right now," CeCe says as she and Rocky follow the kids and Gilbert while pushing Rosie in her stroller. After Caillou, Leo, Sarah, and Clementine get their ice cream, CeCe and Rocky walk up to the ice cream truck. "Can we have some strawberry ice cream?"
"Here you go," the ice cream man says, giving CeCe and Rocky some strawberry ice cream on cones.
The two of them try to eat their ice cream but Rosie throws her rattle at Rocky and Gilbert bites CeCe.
"OOOWWW! ROSIE/GILBERT!" CeCe and Rocky yell. They drop their ice cream and Rosie and Gilbert steal them.
"That's our ice cream!" CeCe whines.
"Give it back!" Rocky orders.
"Rosie and Gilbert wanted ice cream too," Caillou says.
"Is that the thanks I get for saving your life?" Rocky scolds Rosie.
"You're lucky you get a pass for killing off Flynn," CeCe scolds Gilbert.
CeCe and Rocky walk back to the ice cream truck.
"Can we have some more strawberry ice cream?" Rocky asks.
"Sorry, we're all out. Here's some chocolate," the ice cream man says, giving CeCe and Rocky some chocolate ice cream on cones before driving off.
"As long as it's food, I'm happy," CeCe says.
CeCe and Rocky try to eat their ice cream but it falls off the cones and a bunch of ants crawl on it. CeCe and Rocky scream frustratedly and throw their cones into the air. The cones hit Jason and Jefferey, who are nearby.
"OOOWWW! Mommy, Daddy, those girls are picking on us again!" Jason yells, pointing at CeCe and Rocky.
"FUCK!” CeCe and Rocky mutter as the twins' parents approach them with dirty looks on their faces.
"You two again! How dare you throw ice cream at our sons!" the twins' mom yells.
"We didn't mean to!" Rocky protests.
"We're just hungry!" CeCe protests.
"You want food? Here's some knuckle sandwiches, you fucking jackasses!" the twins' dad yells before punching CeCe and Rocky in the face. CeCe and Rocky fall backwards and land on the chocolate ice cream they dropped. The ants crawl into their pants and start biting their butts. CeCe and Rocky run off, scratching their butts and crying in pain.
"EEEWWW! They pooped in their pants!" Jefferey teases, pointing to the ice cream on CeCe and Rocky’s butts.
When it is time to leave the park, Boris and Doris take CeCe, Rocky, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert back to their house. They ride the car there and CeCe and Rocky ride in the back seat with Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert. Caillou sits between CeCe and Rocky, Rosie sits on CeCe's lap, and Gilbert sits on Rocky's lap. Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert spend the whole car ride annoying CeCe and Rocky. Caillou talks to them nonstop, Rosie pulls CeCe's hair nonstop, and Gilbert hits Rocky's face with his tail nonstop. CeCe, Rocky, Caillou, and his parents are now in the living room.
"I had fun at the park," Caillou says. "CeCe, Rocky, did you have fun too?"
"Yeah, sure," CeCe mutters.
"Depends on what you mean by fun," Rocky mutters.
"We're glad you three had fun," Boris says. "Now, it's time for Caillou's nap."
"But I want to play with CeCe and Rocky some more," Caillou protests.
"You can play with them after your nap, Caillou," Doris says.
"Okay," Caillou says before going to his room.
"What are we supposed to do while he takes his nap?" CeCe asks.
"You can go visit Mr. Hinkle," Boris says. "He's our next door neighbor."
"He left his hat here the other day," Doris says. "Why don't you return it to him?"
"I guess if we have nothing else to do," Rocky says, taking the hat.
CeCe and Rocky leave Caillou's house and start walking over to Mr. Hinkle's house.
"Now's our chance, Rocky," CeCe says. "Let's ditch Caillou and go home."
"We can't," Rocky says. "We'll get in trouble."
"I don't care," CeCe whines. "I don't want to babysit him anymore."
"I don't either, CeCe, but we're not done yet," Rocky says. "We have to stay the whole day."
"Why can't we just tell him something came up and we have to leave early?"
"Because it's lying and backing out of our commitment. Just be glad we get a break from him, okay?"
When CeCe and Rocky arrive at Mr. Hinkle's house, they knock on the front door and he opens it. Caillou's grandpa is with him.
"Hey, which one of you is Mr. Hinkle?" CeCe asks.
"That's me," Mr. Hinkle says. "Who are you two?"
"I'm CeCe and this is Rocky," CeCe says. He gives Mr. Hinkle his hat. "Caillou's parents wanted us to give you this."
"You know my grandson?" Caillou's grandpa asks.
"Yeah, he won a contest and now, we have to spend the day with him," CeCe says.
"Oh, that's nice," Caillou's grandpa says.
"Do you want to come in?" Mr. Hinkle asks.
"Not really," Rocky says, feeling uncomfortable. "We just wanted to give you your hat back."
"Please come in," Caillou's grandpa begs. "We love kids."
"We don't want to," CeCe says, also feeling uncomfortable. "We don't even want to be at Caillou's house."
"We insist you come in!" Mr. Hinkle and Caillou's grandpa yell, grabbing CeCe and Rocky.
"No, let us go!" Rocky cries.
"Somebody help us!" CeCe cries.
Mr. Hinkle and Caillou's grandpa force CeCe and Rocky into the house and lock the door. Mr. Hinkle and Caillou's grandpa do things to CeCe and Rocky that are so bad they'd go to jail if the police found out. When Mr. Hinkle and Caillou's grandpa are done with CeCe and Rocky, they unlock the front door.
"Thank you girls for playing with us," Caillou's grandpa says evilly.
"We'll play some more next time you visit," Mr. Hinkle says evilly.
CeCe and Rocky leave Mr. Hinkle's house with traumatized looks on their faces and walk like zombies all the way back to Caillou's house. Caillou is waiting for CeCe and Rocky when they arrive back at his house.
"Hi, CeCe. Hi, Rocky," Caillou greets. "Mommy and Daddy said you went to Mr. Hinkle's house while I took my nap. Did you have fun there?"
"Fun isn't the word I'd use," CeCe shudders.
"What word would you use then?" Caillou asks.
"It was a different kind of fun," Rocky shudders. "You're too young to understand."
CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou continue playing and more bad things happen to CeCe and Rocky. They give Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert piggyback rides and they all fart on them again, they and Caillou play with coloring books and Rosie and Gilbert mess up their pictures, they and Caillou play hide and seek and Rosie and Gilbert help him win by messing them up, and they are prevented from resting and forced by Rosie and Gilbert to play pretend with Caillou. At the end of the day, the three of them are in the living room along with Caillou's parents.
"Did you have a fun day with CeCe and Rocky, Caillou?" Boris asks.
"I sure did!" Caillou cheers. "Can they stay for dinner?"
"If it's okay with them, then it's okay with us," Doris says.
"It's not okay with us," CeCe protests. "We agreed to spend the day with you and that's it. We're going home."
"But I want you to stay," Caillou whines, starting to cry. CeCe starts to leave but Rocky stops her.
"Hang on, CeCe. Let's talk for a sec," Rocky says, taking CeCe to another room so they can talk in private.
"I know what you're going to say, Rocky," CeCe says. "The answer is no."
"But he's crying," Rocky says.
"I don't care," CeCe whines. "It's been a long day. If we stay for dinner, he'll want us to spend the night and next thing you know, we have another psycho fan."
"We can talk to his parents," Rocky says.
"Carly and Sam talked to Nora's parents and they ended up being psychos too," CeCe whines.
"I don't want to stay any more than you do but we have to give Caillou what he wants so we don't end up like Miley, Tori, Carly, Sam, Drake, Josh, and Megan,”
"After what we've been through, I'm willing to take that chance. If you want to stay here, that's your problem, but I'm leaving,"
"Okay, but you're going to miss out on the free food and we haven't eaten since breakfast,"
"Fine, I'll stay but you owe me big time for this,"
Caillou's parents are preparing dinner. CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou are feeding Rosie.
"Here you go, Rosie," Caillou says, feeding Rosie some baby food. Rosie spits her food on CeCe's face.
"EEEWWW! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" CeCe yells. Rosie hits CeCe with her rattle. "OOOWWW! THAT'S IT!" CeCe yells. She steals the rattle from Rosie and hits her with it. "How do you like it?" CeCe scolds. Rosie starts crying.
"You meanie, you hurt Rosie!" Caillou scolds.
"What is wrong with you?" Rocky scolds.
"Why are you taking her side?" CeCe yells. "She does the same thing to you!"
"You can't pick on her! She's just a baby!"
"But she can pick on us?"
Caillou's parents rush over.
"What's going on?" Boris asks.
"CeCe and Rocky hit Rosie with her rattle," Caillou tattles.
"That wasn't nice," Boris says.
"We don't play like that here, girls," Doris scolds. "I'm going to have to send you to time out."
"What?" CeCe and Rocky yell.
"You can't do that!" CeCe whines. "You're not the boss of us!"
"Why do I have to go?" Rocky whines. "CeCe's the one who hit her!"
"Because she’s your friend and you're responsible for her," Doris says. "Now go."
"Dang it," Rocky mutters, going to the time out corner.
"Stupid baby," CeCe mutters, going to the time out corner. Rosie throws her rattle at CeCe for saying that. "OOOWWW!"
After CeCe and Rocky finish their first time out, they and Caillou are now feeding Gilbert.
"Here you go, Gilbert," Caillou says, feeding Gilbert some cat food. Gilbert spits his food on CeCe's face.
"EEEWWW! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" CeCe yells. Gilbert bites her. "OOOWWW! THAT'S IT!" CeCe yells. She steps on Gilbert's tail. "How do you like it?" CeCe scolds. Gilbert starts screeching.
"You meanie, you hurt Gilbert!" Caillou scolds.
"What is wrong with you?" Rocky scolds.
"Why are you taking his side?" CeCe yells. "He does the same thing to you!"
"You can't pick on him! He's just a cat!"
"But he can pick on us?"
Caillou's parents rush over.
"What's going on?" Boris asks.
"CeCe and Rocky stepped on Gilbert's tail," Caillou tattles.
"That wasn't nice," Boris says.
"We don't play like that here, girls," Doris scolds. "I'm going to have to send you back to time out."
"What?" CeCe and Rocky yell.
"You can't do that!" CeCe whines. "You're not the boss of us!"
"Why do I have to go?" Rocky whines. "CeCe's the one who stepped on his tail!"
"Because she’s your friend and you're responsible for her," Doris says. "Now go."
"Dang it," Rocky mutters, going back to the time out corner.
"Stupid cat," CeCe mutters, going back to the time out corner. Gilbert bites CeCe again for saying that. "OOOWWW!"
After CeCe and Rocky finish their second time out, it is time for dinner. CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou sit on one side of the table while Rosie and her parents sit across from them. Caillou sits between Rocky and CeCe while Rosie sits between Boris and Doris. Rosie sits in her high chair while Gilbert sits under the table.
Everyone has spaghetti for dinner. Caillou spends the whole dinner telling his parents about everything he did with CeCe and Rocky that day while Rosie and Gilbert spend it annoying CeCe and Rocky.
After dinner, it is time for CeCe and Rocky to leave. They along with Caillou, Boris, Doris, Rosie, and Gilbert are in the living room.
"Thanks for spending the day with me, CeCe and Rocky," Caillou says.
"You're welcome," Rocky says.
"Do you want to spend the night?" Caillou asks.
"No!" CeCe yells. "That's why we didn't want to stay for dinner."
"We know you had fun with CeCe and Rocky, Caillou, but it's time for them to go home," Boris says.
"If they don't, the story won't end," Doris says.
"Can we be friends then?" Caillou asks.
"No way in Hel—" CeCe answers. Rocky elbows her before she can finish. "OW!"
"Sure, we can be friends," Rocky reluctantly agrees.
"YAY!" Caillou cheers, hugging CeCe and Rocky.
"Don't push it, kid," CeCe says, pushing Caillou away. "Can we go now?"
"Wait," Caillou says. "I want to take a picture with you first."
"Do we have to?" CeCe whines.
"Yes, we do," Rocky says, glaring at CeCe. "It's just one picture."
"Rosie and Gilbert want to be in it too," Caillou says.
Boris and Doris each get a camera and take a picture of CeCe, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert. In the picture, Rosie hits CeCe with her rattle and Gilbert bites Rocky. When the pictures come out of the cameras, Doris gives her picture to CeCe and Rocky and Boris gives his picture to Caillou. CeCe, Rocky, and Caillou look at the pictures.
"I hate this picture!" CeCe whines.
"Rosie and Gilbert photo bombed us," Rocky whines.
"I like the picture," Caillou says.
"Keep it in your bedroom and we'll frame it," Doris instructs.
"Say goodbye to CeCe and Rocky, Caillou," Boris instructs.
"Goodbye, CeCe. Goodbye, Rocky," Caillou says.
"Bye, Caillou," Rocky says.
"Rosie and Gilbert want to say goodbye too,"
"Bye, Rosie. Bye, Gilbert,"
Rosie hits CeCe with her rattle and Gilbert bites Rocky.
"OOOWWW!" CeCe and Rocky yell.
"Why do they keep doing that?" Rocky whines.
"That's their way of saying they like you," Caillou says.
"Whatever. Let's just go," CeCe says before leaving the house with Rocky.
"What nice girls," Boris says.
"Much nicer than that horrible Miley, Tori, Carly, Sam, Drake, Josh, and Megan," Doris says.
CeCe and Rocky are walking home after leaving Caillou's house.
"Finally, we can go back home where nothing else bad can happen to us," CeCe groans.
"Today was horrible," Rocky groans. "The only good thing that happened was seeing Flynn get killed by a truck."
"Yeah, that was the best part," CeCe agrees. "No more pranks from that evil little boy. I don't ever want to go through that again though."
"Me neither," Rocky agrees. "Next time we have a Meet CeCe & Rocky contest, we're going to put age limits on it."
"There they are!" a voice yells. CeCe and Rocky see Jason, Jefferey, their parents, and two police officers walking towards them.
"FUCK!" CeCe and Rocky mutter.
"You actually reported us to the police?" Rocky asks.
"Yes, we did," the twins' mom says.
"These girls bullied our sons at the park today, officers," the twins' dad says.
"What did they do?" the first police officer asks.
"They pushed us down and stole our sandwiches," Jason tattled.
"Then, they threw ice cream at us and called us bad words," Jefferey tattled.
"They're lying," CeCe protests.
"They stole our sandwiches and we didn't mean to throw ice cream at them," Rocky protests.
"Shame on you, girls," the second police officer says. "We're going to have to arrest you."
"What?" CeCe and Rocky yell.
"That's not fair!" Rocky whines.
"You jerks are going to pay for this!" CeCe threatens.
Jason and Jefferey give CeCe and Rocky smug looks as the two police officers handcuff them and throw them into a police car. The officers get in the car too and drive away.
CeCe and Rocky are now locked inside a jail cell.
"THANKS A LOT, CECE!" Rocky scolds. "We were almost home! You just had to attack those kids! Now, we're stuck in jail for who knows how long!"
"Relax," CeCe says. "I've been in jail before. I'll break us out of here before things get worse."
"Hello, CeCe. Hello, Rocky," a voice greets.
"Remember us?" another voice asks.
CeCe and Rocky, who are scared by the voices, slowly turn around and see Mr. Hinkle and Caillou's grandpa staring at them with creepy smiles. All the color drains from CeCe’s and Rocky’s faces and nobody hears their helpless screams.