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    “Right,” Vimes said, vaguely. “Great. I’ve broken the bloody patrician.”

    Vetinari threw him a baleful look, and Vimes straightened and sighed. “Okay, come on. Get into bed.”

    “I do not require ‘spooning’,” Vetinari groused. “Whatever that may be.”

    “If you don’t know what it is,” Vimes said in an annoyingly reasonable tone, “you can’t argue you don’t need it.”

    Vetinari wondered at what point Vimes had apparently become so logical.

    “It sounds unpleasant.”

    “It’s not so bad. I’ll even let you pick which spoon you want to be.”


    Smut! Banter! Vimes attempting aftercare!

    Narvine requested Vetinari being hit with some sub drop, so here we are.

    Follows on from Taming the Beasts, but a fair bit less angsty than that. It can probably be read as a stand-alone, because it's largely smut and there is enough context to get the gist of what's going on, I think.

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