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Buck and Eddie
Eddie-sauce: Hey bud, just checking in.
Eddie-sauce: How did everything go down with Taylor?
Buck-eroni: ehhhhhh
Buck-eroni: i broke up with her
Eddie-sauce: Oh, bud.
Eddie-sauce: I’m so sorry.
Eddie-sauce: Are you okay?
Eddie-sauce: Should I come over?
Buck-eroni: no its okay
Buck-eroni: shes packing up her stuff now anyway
Eddie-sauce: I’m sorry, bud.
Eddie-sauce: I know how much you wanted to make it work with her.
Buck-eroni: yh i did
Buck-eroni: but i just cant trust her anymore
Eddie-sauce: I know it hurts right now, but you did the right thing.
Eddie-sauce: I’m proud of you.
Eddie-sauce: How about after Taylor leaves, you come over to ours?
Eddie-sauce: Pizza and movie night.
Buck-eroni: that sounds perfect
Buck-eroni: ill be over at like 7?
Eddie-sauce: Great!
Eddie-sauce: And I’d really lay on the pathetic-ness when you get here.
Eddie-sauce: Maybe Chris will actually let you pick the movie then.
Buck-eroni: 😒
...
Buck-eroni: shes left now
Buck-eroni: coming over
Eddie-sauce reacted ❤️ to: coming over
Hen and Eddie
Eddie: Feeling things again.
Hen: Try not to hurt yourself
Eddie: I wouldn’t mind if Buck used his thighs to hold me down.
Eddie: God, he could probably crush my skull to a pulp.
Eddie: And I’d thank him.
Hen: Eddie you are 5 seconds away from getting blocked
Eddie: I feel like you should’ve expected this when you agreed to be my gay guru.
Hen: I quit
Albert and Ravi
Rav 🚒: i love harry styles
Rav 🚒: i love florence pugh
Rav 🚒: if only i could watch them in a movie together
Al 🥀: boy do i have news for you
Rav 🚒: i love cinema popcorn
Rav 🚒: i love free air conditioning
Rav 🚒: if only i had someone to go to the movies with
Al 🥀: if only you had friends
Rav 🚒:
Al 🥀: i have newssss
Rav 🚒: ???
Al 🥀: im moving back to LA!!!!
Rav 🚒: !!!YIPPIE!!!
Rav 🚒: ~(≧ω≦)~
Al 🥀: grown ass man
Rav 🚒: fuck you man
Rav 🚒: i shouldve never taught you the lingo
Rav 🚒: always killing my whimsy
Rav 🚒: i was gonna offer my couch for you to crash on
Rav 🚒: but im not gonna now
Buck and Albert
Alfonso Ribeiro: i’ve got news
Karen and Eddie
Eddie: I provide him with food.
Eddie: I provide him with entertainment.
Eddie: All I ask is for his undivided attention.
Karen: You do not ask for much
Eddie: Exactly!
Karen: What did our favourite white boy do now?
Eddie: We were in the middle of a conversation.
Eddie: And he gets a text message.
Eddie: And he just completely stops listening to me to reply.
Karen: To the plank!
Buck and Albert
Baekhyun: as do i
Alfonso Ribeiro: ive decided to grace la with my presence again
Baekhyun: ewww nooooo
Baekhyun: stay in korea
Baekhyun: we dont want you here
Alfonso Ribeiro: always knew you were a racist
Baekhyun: WAIT
Firefam
(Albert, Athena, Bobby, Buck, Chimney, Eddie, Hen, Karen, Maddie, May, Ravi)
Albert: {screenshot}
Albert: proof buck buckley is a racist
Karen and Eddie
Eddie: I guess we know who he's talking to now.
Buck and Albert
Baekhyun: ugh
Baekhyun: i hate you
Alfonso Ribeiro: 🤡
Alfonso Ribeiro: anyways whats your news
Baekhyun: i broke with taylor
Alfonso Ribeiro:
Alfonso Ribeiro: you have the worst taste in women
Baekhyun: you literally went out with my ex
Alfonso Ribeiro: you guys went on one date
Alfonso Ribeiro: she hardly counts as an ex
Albert and Ravi
Rav 🚒:
↳ replied privately to: proof buck buckley is a racist
Rav 🚒: honestly buck has gotten so much worse since you left
Rav 🚒: omg buck and eddie have gotten so much worse since you left
Hen and Eddie
Hen: You know you might feel less insecure if you just told Buck how you felt
Hen: Instead of wallowing in the fact that he’s texting someone else in your presence
Eddie: How do you know about that?
Hen: Because you were messaging with my wife
Hen: Who I live with and am currently cuddling with
Hen: All because I told her how I felt
Eddie: Hmmm.
Eddie: Sounds like fake news.
Hen: Boy.
Eddie: But for your information, I am going to ask him something.
Hen: I feel like it's wishful thinking if I ask if you're asking him out
Eddie: OH GOD NO!
Eddie: It’s way too soon for that.
Eddie: He just got out of a relationship.
Hen: He and the she-devil broke up???
Eddie: So you told me to ask him out when you thought he was still in a relationship.
Eddie: Tsk tsk, Henrietta.
Hen: Yeah because I knew what he'd say either way
Hen: But if that's not what you were gonna say, what are you going to ask him?
Eddie: If he wants to stay here with Chris and me for a few days.
Eddie: Just so he has support during the breakup.
Hen: Oh I know exactly how you want to support him
Eddie: I don’t start back at the 118 for another week.
Eddie: I was gonna sell it as an extended sleepover.
Hen: Oh I know exactly where you want him to sleep
Eddie: Enough!
Hen: That was very underwhelming
Hen: But not at all surprising
Hen: Enjoy your sleepover I guess
Eddie: I will thank you.
Buck and Albert
Alfonso Ribeiro: so i acc have a favour to ask you
Baekhyun: ughhhh
Alfonso Ribeiro: you lose one roommate
Alfonso Ribeiro: you gain another
Baekhyun: UGHHHHHHHH
Alfonso Ribeiro: itll be like old times
Baekhyun: isnt there anyone else you could ask
Baekhyun: like your brother
Baekhyun: or your best friend
Alfonso Ribeiro: dont you think my brother has enough problems
Alfonso Ribeiro: and i cant stay with ravi
Baekhyun: whyyyyy nottttttt
Alfonso Ribeiro: cos i realised im in love with him
Baekhyun: damn
Alfonso Ribeiro: damn
Baekhyun: whens your flight
Baekhyun: ill do a grocery run before
Baekhyun: ill get you all the red 40 you want
Alfonso Ribeiro reacted ❤️ to: ill get you all the red 40 you want
Buck and Eddie
Eddie-sauce: If you're not too busy, I would like to ask you something.
Buck-eroni: i can feel the bitchy ness radiating from you from all the way over here
Buck-eroni: why are you texting me im sitting right next to you
Eddie-sauce: I figured it was the best way to get your attention.
Buck-eroni: sorry
Buck-eroni: go ahead
Firefam
(Albert, Athena, Bobby, Buck, Chimney, Eddie, Hen, Karen, Maddie, May, Ravi)
Chimney: Wait Albert
Chimney: You’re moving back to LA
Chimney: And you tell Buck before me!
Ravi: i also knew before you
Chimney: Betrayed by my own flesh and blood
Albert: well the last time i came to la you were not happy
Chimney: You really need to learn to let things go little brother
Chimney: How did you manage to escape the Han fortress this time?
Albert: i got a job
Hen: That’s great Al!!
Hen: What is it?
Albert: its a photography gig!
Chimney: Well done little brother!
Chimney: I told you you’d find your calling
Buck reacted 🥳 to: its a photography gig!
Eddie reacted 🙌 to: its a photography gig!
Ravi reacted ‼️ to: its a photography gig!
May reacted 💖 to: its a photography gig!
May: nice one al!!!
May: when are you getting here?
May: we need to celebrate!
Ravi: i told you theyd pick your stuff
Ravi: theyd be stupid not to
Ravi: i mean look at it
Ravi: {image}
May and Ravi
May 🌺: down bad
Firefam
(Albert, Athena, Bobby, Buck, Chimney, Eddie, Hen, Karen, Maddie, May, Ravi)
Hen:
↳ replied to a message: {image}
Hen: This is amazing Albert!
Hen: Where did you take this?
Albert: thx guys ☺️
Albert:
↳ replied to a message: Where did you take this?
Albert: its bukhansan national park in seoul
Albert: my friends and i used to hike it all the time back in uni
Albert: id love to take you and jee one day @Chimney
Chimney: I would love that
Maddie:
↳ replied to a message: {image}
Maddie: This is amazing Albert!
Maddie: You should be so proud of yourself 💖
Albert: thx maddie
Albert: its a shame my dad still thinks of it as a dumb hobby
Maddie: It may have started as one
Maddie: But you’ve worked so hard to get to this point
Maddie: And it took so much more than talent alone
Maddie: Your father might have too much pride to say it but we’re all so proud of you
Albert: thanks maddie 💖
Buck and Ravi
White Guy I Know: 10 bucks al just cried
Ravioli: 20 bucks you just cried
White Guy I Know: fuck you
Ravioli: ill take venmo or ill accept cash next shift
Firefam
(Albert, Athena, Bobby, Buck, Chimney, Eddie, Hen, Karen, Maddie, May, Ravi)
Bobby: This is excellent news, Albert! - Bobby Nash
Bobby: Tell us more about the new job - Bobby Nash
Albert: la zoo is going through a rebrand
Albert: theyve hired me to take photos for their website, ads and social media
Albert: im also going to train as one of their social media managers
Eddie:
↳ replied to a message: im also going to train as one of their social media managers
Eddie: And that's something...
Eddie: That sounds good to you?
Buck: dont mind him al
Buck: hes just coming off being the social media for the lafd
Eddie: And I hated every minute of it.
Eddie: I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.
Eddie: I cannot wait to be back at the 118.
Buck: one more week 🫡
Eddie: One more week 🫡
Albert and Ravi
Al 🥀: i see what you were saying
Rav 🚒 reacted 🫠 to: i see what you were saying
Firefam
(Albert, Athena, Bobby, Buck, Chimney, Eddie, Hen, Karen, Maddie, May, Ravi)
Ravi: uh right
Ravi: i think were all looking forward to eddie being back
Buck: but im the most excited
Albert and Ravi
Rav 🚒:
Al 🥀 reacted 😭 to: {image}
Firefam
(Albert, Athena, Bobby, Buck, Chimney, Eddie, Hen, Karen, Maddie, May, Ravi)
Chimney: Well I for one am very happy with how this day is turning out
Chimney: My brother is coming back from Korea.
Chimney: As of next week our team is finally back to normal.
Chimney: And my adorable intelligent daughter can now feed herself.
Chimney: Nothing could make my day better
Buck: not to dampen the vibes but i feel like since were sharing news
Buck: taylor and i broke up
Chimney: Damn
Chimney: I stand corrected
Athena: Glory be
Hen reacted 😂 to: Glory be
Ravi: damn athena
Bobby: Good riddance! - Bobby Nash
Everyone reacted 😂 to: Good riddance! - Bobby Nash
Ravi: DAMN BOBBY!
Bobby: It was about damn time - Bobby Nash
Bobby: I’m here to talk whenever, kid - Bobby Nash
Buck: thanks cap
Chimney: I think that's all the new information I can take for one day
Chimney: @Albert send me your flight details
Chimney: I’ll have your air mattress ready for when you arrive
Albert: oh dont worry about that bro
Albert: youve got enough on your hands with jee
Albert: ive already sorted something out
Albert: im gonna crash with buck for a bit
Ravi: oh
Eddie: Oh.