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    Eddie Diaz has a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything.

    Buck is his best friend.

    That's why he's in Eddie's will.

    That's why Christopher loves him.

    That's why he's in every version of Eddie's future.

    That's why losing him feels unbearable.

    That's why seeing him date someone else feels a little like dying.

    Perfectly reasonable.

    Right?

    Or: Eddie Diaz has a sexuality crisis all thanks to the queen herself, Olivia Rodrigo.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Hen sighs. “Something had to be said before you idiots put us in mortal peril.”

    “I’d never do anything to jeopardize our safety on a job! You know that Hen.”

    “Maybe not on purpose,” Chim chimes in, “but, see, the thing is, when you flirt with our Buck, his brain turns off. He just bluescreens.”

    “You’re flustering the poor boy, Eddie,” Hen adds. “And it’s making him dumb.”

    “-er,” Chim adds.

    “Wha- Buck isn’t flustered.”

    Eddie is flustered. His face feels hot. He takes another sip of his coffee to give his hands something do to, but that only makes him feel warmer. Shit.

    Hen levels him with the most deadpan look. “Last week he walked into a stop sign after you called him ‘big boy’ on a call.”

    Eddie nearly spits out his coffee.

     

    Or: the one where Eddie subconsciously flirts with Buck without realizing and Buck is actively trying not to have a heart attack at work about it

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    20 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    chp 5 holy peak

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    Eddie was once proud to say that he’d never, in his life, posted a thirst trap. Alas.

    @eddiaz followed @firehose
    @eddiaz posted a new photo
    @eddiaz liked 3 of @firehose’s photos

     

    Or, Eddie tries to thirst trap his best friend. Easy, right?

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    20 Jul 2026

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    this is canon
    source: trust me vro

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Private Message: Buck and Ravi, 10/17

    Ravi

    Ravi Pannikar shared a Note with you: “Buddie Bets” 

    Buck

    …probie

    probie what the hell is this

    Ravi

    AH

    that

    was supposed to be shared with a group chat 

    pls don’t get the chainsaw im too pretty to die 

    Buck

    don’t care, didn’t ask, what the hell is this????

    Ravi

    so on iphones there’s this app that’s called notes right

    Buck 

    PROBIE

    Ravi

    ok look don’t get mad 

    Buck and Eddie find out that the 118 have placed their bets on when they’ll get together. They hatch a plan to drive their friends insane AND take their money. It goes about as well as you’d expect.

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    20 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    omg theyre perfect. this is perfect. i love being alive but just cuz of this fic. and some other stuff ig. sorry abt memes @sunnybyers, they were needed okay????????