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you really oughtta smooch now

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"Do you mean... are you suggesting I go all Magic Mike, take up exotic dancing to keep up with the mortgage on the comic book store?"  And eyes have never rolled quite so hard as they roll in response to this question from Stuart.  The eye-rollers in question being Penny, Amy and Bernadette.  But before one of them can emphatically put Stuart right on that score, Jimmy — as the (nominal) minister presiding over this pre-marital counselling session — intervenes.  "Ladies," he begins, clearing his throat a little awkwardly.  "I must confess myself a little confused here.  Is a polyamorous union what we're here to discuss?"