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D&D No Erik
Wyatt: We need to talk about Erik
Wyatt: He says hes cool with rolling up a new character but we all know he is NOT cool
Jack Ritfeld
Jack: Obviously.
Wyatt: Hes gonna be after u
Jack Ritfeld
Jack: I know.
Jack: I welcome the challenge.
Wyatt: ............
Wyatt: Anybody other than Jack wanna contribute
Wyatt: ?
DM
DM: I could talk to him, but he’ll probably just pretend there isn’t an issue
Wyatt: Exactly
Jack Ritfeld
Jack: I don’t see how this is a problem.
Wyatt: Dont you remember the last time he got like this and went full-on oathbreaker
Wyatt: ??
Wyatt: That sucked
Anya Ali
Anya: ?
DM
DM: We were doing Jack’s version of Decent into Avernus as a party of all paladins and clerics and Erik was getting frustrated with the difficulty level. His paladin ended up pledging fealty to Zariel and slaughtering me and Wyatt to prove his loyalty to her just to show Jack up
Jack Ritfeld
Jack: For the record, I didn’t think he’d actually do it.
Wyatt: Why else do you think he did it
Wyatt: ??
Wyatt: We love the guy but he doesnt take losing well
Anya Ali
Anya: Do you think he'll kill us?
Wyatt: He will if it means killing Kaz
Anya Ali
Anya: I don't want that
Wyatt: Cant say I blame u
Jack Ritfeld
Jack: If you guys are that concerned about it, just invite Nina to play. Erik is always on his best behavior around her. They could even play as their characters from my one-shot, if they want.
DM
DM: The Tiefling Hunters one?
Wyatt: I thought we were doing a no magic campaign
Wyatt: ?
DM
DM: It can be a low magic campaign if everyone's cool with that
Wyatt: Can I change my feat
Wyatt: ??
DM
DM: lol
DM: Sure
Wyatt: You think theyll both be down for it tho
Wyatt: ?
Wyatt: Eriks gonna know what were up to
Jack Ritfeld
Jack: I’m counting on it.
DM
DM: Always one step ahead, aren’t you? Okay, I’ll reach out to Erik and see what he says. It would be nice to include Nina. I mean, she and Erik host us
Wyatt: She does seem cool
Jack Ritfeld
Jack: Great. Problem solved. Now can I delete and block this conversation? You know how I feel about group texts.
Wyatt: Fiiiiiiiine
Wyatt: Such a charmer
DM
DM: He's probably gone by now
Wyatt: Lemme check
Wyatt: Kaz Brekker is a very uninspired character
Wyatt: And mastermind sucks as a rogue subclass
Wyatt: Why take it when arcane trickster is right there
Wyatt: ?
Wyatt: .................
Wyatt: Yep hes gone
DM
DM: You're lucky 😂