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Bella’s new life has just began. She hated her husband, Mortimer. Her old life was miserable, and she could wait to move on and start over again, to build something wonderful that she would never regret. The first step into her new rebirth, however, would obviously involve aliens. The plan was to get abducted by aliens to distance herself as far away as possible from Mortimer and to rebuild. Bella would have never thought that a new romance would build almost immediately, and this time, with a charming gentleman of an alien.
As soon as Bella regained consciousness, a strange figured approached her. A short man with, almost gray, olive skin. He wore a stylish fedora and a human shirt. His eyes were big, lips were pitch black, he had a round face, and comically large cheeks. He wore a hat with a little propeller on top, like the ones you'd see in the children's shows.
"Hi.. I'm Dookie! I was created by... Hubi... hi!" The strange alien says. "My kid Ballzack and my wife Pussandra-"
"You have a wife?" Bella interrupts him, in a saddened shock. "Is she uh.. Here?"
"Yes, my wife Pussandra, she is right here." He points to a beautiful, almost human looking, alien lady with soft blonde hair and a stylish green two-piece.
Bella Goth felt a wave of jealousy run through her. Her one true love, is in love with a measly humanoid alien creature! Tears began to well up in her eyes as Bella’s face reddened with embarrassment and envy. “She’s, wow, she’s beautiful, Dookie. I bet you guys are, like, super in love, huh? You’re perfect for each other, really, i think-“
“Oh, no, we hate each other.” Bella’s rambling is cut off by Dookie’s words. They echo in the air for a moment as the cruel statement sinks in, hitting each individual on the ship. Pussandra doesn’t look hurt. She doesn’t seem fazed at all. It’s like these exact words have been uttered countless times towards each other.
“It’s true. We really can’t stand being around each other. Talking to Dookie gets miserable sometimes, and we fight so much that I think it’s affecting our poor baby Ballzack. Please, miss human lady, help us! Will you give us a release from all of this fighting and torment that we have to go through? I can’t spend the rest of my millions of years like this! Please!”
"I-I've got this.. why don't I go marry Dookie, and- and... you can marry my old husband, Mortimer!" Bella says, eyes full of joy.
"Perfect darling! You can go with Dookie to Strangetown, settle down there, and I'll go to Pleasantview with your Mortimer! I've been watching him, he's a smart one, I love him." Pussandra responds, excitedly.
"Yay, I love you Bells!" Dookie smiles. "Have fun with your new life, Pussandra, I hope you enjoy it better than this horrible torture chamber. So long Pussi!"
~~ Pleasantview ~~
"H-hey.. Mortimer, right? I'm Pussandra, your new love!" Pussandra smiles, butterflies in stomach. She was human-like enough to blend in, the only difference was a slight gray to her skin. Not noticeable without context.
Pussandra was giggling, until she saw a girl walking up to Mortimer, giving him a kiss on the cheek.
“Hello, Dina. Wonderful to see you again. You’re sexy, by the way. I had another unsuccessful experiment in the lab today. I truly hope i get this right someday.” Mortimer speaks without looking up from his lab table. Dina, who was clearly noticed the other woman in the room, Shrieks.
“Uh-uhm, Mortimer? Who is this bitch? Is she your new woman? AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?” Dina begins to sob as mascara runs down her eyes.
“W-what? Dina, what are you.. oh. I see. I have no idea who this woman is, Dina, i swear to you, i..” She takes her heels off and places one in her hand.
“TAKE HIS, YOU FILTHY CHEATHER! IM LEAVING! SEE YOU NEVER, MORTIMER!” Dina storms out of the house, leaving Mortimer and Pussandra alone.
“Hrm.. good hair, wonderful body, but the skin.. eh. You shall suffice.” Mortimer pulls Pussandra into a deep kiss. Pussandra jumps as Mortimer pulls away and loudly cheers.
~~Strangertown~~
“Oh, MAN, am i lucky to have a life like this now! I love you, Bella!” Dookie had just moved into a house with Bella. It had been two days. Apparently, slow burn and romance really just don’t exist in aliens. Dookie wanted to marry Bella immediately.
They all kiss and hug and live a happy life TOGETHER!!! (except for Dina. Dina is sad)