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cover blown by mickeysshitshow
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
04 May 2026
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The three times Neal Caffrey knew a superhero and the one time they found out why.
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- Part 22 of mik’s crossover fics
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The three times Neal Caffrey knew a superhero and the one time they found out why.“WW!” Neal hissed, eyes slammed closed as everyone in the vicinity made sounds of surprise. He opened them again to give the extremely entertained woman a glare. “I’m working!”
“Oh?” Wonder Woman asked slyly. “Doing what exactly?”
Neal’s ears were turning red now too and his face was scrunched with disbelief. “You know what.” He bit out, audibly gritting his teeth. “What are you doing here, auntie?”
“I have a meeting, little one.” Wonder Woman replied indulgently. “I promise I did not come here to… bother you at work.” The last part of her sentence twisted teasingly.
Neal’s lips twitched in what looked like reluctant amusement. “What are the chances?” He breathed out. “What’s the meeting about, then?”
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“Oh my god! Why do you all hate me?” Neal practically whimpered. You all, Jones thought, not you two. Huh, interesting.Superman looked amused and fond beyond belief. “We don’t hate you D-Neal.”
Wow Superman, way to damage the validity of Neal’s cover within less than a minute.
It was like the universe was punishing Jones. He wasn’t allowed to mind his business, not when new information that invalidated things they already knew about Neal kept popping up. Or walking right into the office of the FBI’s White Collar unit like they owned the place.
“Oh yeah?” Neal squinted petulantly. “You don’t hate me? You sure? If not to torment me, why are you here?”
Superman reached up a hand to scratch at the back of his neck. “I got a call about some paintings that might be laced with Kryptonite.” He admitted, huffing a laugh when Neal groaned, muttering expletives under his breath.
“Language.” Superman scolded playfully. From Neal’s reaction, a loud annoyed huff, this wasn’t an unusual admonishment.
Neal glared. “You’re not my real dad.” He said, sticking out his tongue.
Jones couldn’t help but fixate on how childish Neal acted in both Wonder Woman and Superman’s presence. He was supposedly 35 years old and most of the time he acted like it. But now?
It was strange, childish wasn’t exactly a word Jones would’ve used to describe Neal even a month ago. Immature, yes. Neal could definitely be immature at times. But childish? That was something else, at least in Jones’s mind.
Now though? Neal was acting remarkably younger than he was supposed to be.
Superman gasped as though he’d been told the world was ending, hand flying to clutch at his nonexistent pearls. “You- I raised you. Does my marriage to your father mean nothing?”
Neal sputtered in response, face so red it matched the cape on Superman’s back. “He’s not my real dad either!” He retorted before slapping a hand over his mouth in clear dismay.
Superman’s face flashed with what seemed like genuine discomfort before a cheeky smile took over in its place. “B would be so sad to hear you don’t consider us your fathers, N.”
Neal’s eyes were wide with a mixture of alarm and exasperation. “Wha- I didn’t mean-“
Superman cut him off, beginning a very dramatic soliloquy without any care of who was watching. “I can’t believe this. My own son doesn’t love me. And now I’m gonna have to tell my husband!” He was partially gasping now, hands waving with his… emotion?
Jones was in disbelief and distress.
And of course, Superman continued, “And your siblings! What will they think? My poor babies! Their brother doesn't think they share a father! Oh, they’ll be crushed!”
“We don’t share a-“ Neal started before cutting himself off, seeming to remember where he was, despite Superman’s repeated (successful) attempts to break his cover. “Stop it.” He muttered under his breath. “What the hell are you even doing here?”
Superman looked a bit sheepish when Neal cut off to glare at him, but still mostly unrepentant. “I have a meeting with your supervising agent. Peter Burke?”
“Ugh. Nobody ever tells me anything.” Neal whined childishly, crossing his arms. He didn’t seem to notice or care that the entire office was watching the interaction with wide eyes and bated breath. Instead, he raised a cool, expectant brow in Superman’s direction.
Please, for the love of god Neal, stop breaking your cover. It’s breaking my sanity.
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batfam x niel caffrey
adorable. they keep interrupting his workplace
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