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mike wheeler hate club
lucas: guys
madmax: answer chuds ts is of the utmost importance
toothless: jesus its 8am what???
jane: whats up!
will the wise: brotato where is mike
madmax: hennesy come out and play
lucas: watch him be asleep
toothless: well normal people r asleep rn douche
will the wise: michael
frogface: its the ass crack of dawn someone better be dead or bleeding
madmax: its 8.09 but to each their own
jane: so guys whats up
lucas: so back to my original point my birthday is soon
madmax: holy unc
lucas: ignoring that! but u guys shud all come down well come up we miss u
frogface: acting like i have that kinda money
will the wise: trust fund baby btw!!
madmax: mike cmon u asshole we miss u
frogface: aw i knew there was some kindness in the frigid bitchyness
madmax: i hope u get aids😽
frogface: hope u go into a part two of that coma🤣
lucas: http://howtostfu.com/
madmax: 🖕
frogface: liberal liberal liberal
toothless: can we genuinely get to the point im tired and wna go back to bed
jane: yeah i agree with dustin lets put a little pep in our step
frogface: fine ill book a flight when do i need to be down
lucas: uhh next week question mark
frogface: k
will the wise: did i j catch a lil bit of attitude
frogface: sorry
will the wise: good boy
madmax: 🤢 yall the reason gay marriage be banned
toothless: IM FRYINGGG
lucas: u funny u the birthday clown
madmax: but onto serious matters dustin and jane u two can come down right…or
toothless: yeah i j booked a flight so lets hope it was the right airport this time
jane: uh oh
lucas: erica is coming down too so someone has to stay with will
frogface: i will
toothless: nvm i was gonna say me and jane can but mike is on that
madmax: the usual suspect
lucas: well well well
frogface: maxine sinclair i hope u get mugged by the homeless on ur way to work this morning and u bleed out lolz 🤪
madmax: its not my fault u dont like girls
frogface left this conversation
will the wise: MAX BRO????
toothless: im gna go back to bed
will the wise: BRO ADD HIM BACK WTF
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