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Anna: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Georgia: Um...Neat.
*later*
Georgia, lying face down on her bed: I said "Neat," David. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
David, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Georgia. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Michael confessed his love for me?
Georgia: Didn't you thank him?
David: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
Georgia: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Georgia: cuLt leader.
Georgia: God hates me personally.
Georgia: cowBoy hat.
Georgia: *sniffles* Trying my best.
Simon: What does “take out” mean?
Michael: Food.
Anna: Dating.
Georgia: Murder.
David: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
David: "29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected."
David: Help.
Georgia: Forests, stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.
David: So, Anna and Georgia.
David: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto…
Anna: We had a bad day.
David: And… MURDER?!
Georgia: It was a pretty bad day…
Simon: Michael is forbidden from monologuing.
David: Live, laugh, love!
Georgia: Die, cry, hate.
Anna, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Georgia: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Anna:
Anna: Water you doing?
Michael: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
David: Yes.
Michael: I love you.
David: It back.
*Later*
Simon: Why is Michael crying face-down on the floor?
Georgia: I've connected the two dots.
Anna: You didn't connect shit.
Georgia: I've connected them.
Michael: Can I go to the pool?
David: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.
Michael: No, can I go by myself?
David: You don’t want to go with me?
Michael: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.
David: It’s the only way to establish dominance.
Anna, to Georgia: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.
Georgia: …
Anna: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend.
Michael: Come on, you need to go to bed.
David: Mr. Snuffles says that I can stay up as long as I want. And that you need to die!
Michael: …
Michael: What the hell, Mr. Snuffles—
Michael: *pulls back the curtain while David is showering*
Michael: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?
Anna: Yeah, I don’t like people.
Simon: Oh, well now that’s not fair Anna. Have you met all of them?
Anna: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!
David: There's nothing to do....
Michael: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.
David: *pulls out his phone* Nevermind.
Georgia: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.
Anna: You’ll do it?
Georgia: Of course.
Georgia: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.
David: You're a lying piece of shit!
Michael: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Anna: I'm leaving and I'm taking Georgia with me!
Simon, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
David: Last week, Georgia tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".
David: Wow, they really hate us.
Michael: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
David: But we’re not gay, Michael.
Michael:
David:
Michael: We’re not?
Michael: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Georgia: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Michael: I was too lazy to watch the movie.
Simon: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Anna: All the time.
Simon: Then you should be used to it by now.
Georgia: I'm never having a debate with Michael again, he literally started his argument with "Riddle me this."
Georgia: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
David: Technically a mix of green and blue?
Georgia: So blurple.
David: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
Georgia: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
David: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.
Anna: How has life been treating you lately?
Georgia: Horribly.
David: Thank you for not saying "I told you so."
Georgia: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.
David: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Anna: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
David: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.
Georgia: Today, Michael said a swear word, so David said that he was going to wash Michael's mouth out with soap. Michael replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, he's been putting soap on his lips to blow bubbles.
Georgia: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk?
Anna: It's Michael's turn.
Michael: Don't die.
Anna, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.
Simon: What starts with F and ends with Uck?
Anna: No it doesn't.
Michael: Firetruck!
David: FUCK!
David: *writing a letter*
David: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
Michael: You disgust me.
Georgia: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.
Michael: You might not know this, David, but I am a flawed person.
David: I do know that.
Simon: Where’s Anna?
Georgia: Doing stuff.
Simon: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s David?
Georgia: Trying to stop Anna from doing the stuff.
Simon: And Michael?
Georgia: Trying to stop David from stopping Anna from doing the stuff.
Simon: I see. And what are you doing here, Georgia?
Georgia: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Michael from stopping David from stopping Anna from doing the stuff.