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Wintersend Faculty Party, Nevarra University, 3 weeks ago.

Professor Emmrich Volkarin loathed small talk. He'd rather spend his time with his friends and closest colleagues. However, since this is a mandatory work function, he had to socialize with donors and faculty members that he's not particularly keen on.

So while he is sitting in the large faculty lounge to collect himself, he is thinking of making a quick escape from the party. He is already feeling drained. He doesn't mind socializing with Solas, Dean of History since they get along nicely, its his colleagues he finds taxing. Professors Elgar'nan and his sister, Ghilil'nan are condescending and not friendly.

Emmrich tries hard to avoid any interaction with the siblings; unfortunately, when it comes to social events, they want to be up on the latest gossip. Also, Elgar'nan is a womanizer and his behavior is what led to his divorce from his ex-wife, Mythal. So its no surprise that Elgar'nan is having a mid-life crisis. Also, his toupee looks awful, at least in Emmrich's opinion. All the money in the world cannot buy good taste apparently.

As Emmrich is collecting himself, Varric walks in the faculty lounge and sits next to him on the couch. He takes out his flask and offers it to him.

"Good Evening Varric, here to escape the sycophants as well?" Emmrich says as he takes a swig from the flask.

"You know it, my friend. I'm tempted to sneak out of here, but my colleague and protégé, Rook is coming back from her 'sabbatical,' and I need to re-introduce her to everyone here." He replied.

"Remind me, why was she on sabbatical again? I never got the full story but I heard rumors." Emmrich asked.

Varric let out a hearty laugh and replied, "You remember the last faculty meeting? How it went really bad and a lot of us walked out in protest over a professor getting reprimanded for disagreeing with the Board of Trustees?"

"I do remember! I was on vacation with Manfred at the time at the Anderfels National Park. Was Rook the professor that protested against the Board of Trustees?" Emmrich asked.

"You catch on quick Bones. She called all of the Board of Trustees greedy cocksuckers and told them all to suck on her clit," Varric explained, "She had every right to call them out since they were cutting a lot of funding to programs that we need that benefit the students. So we all walked out in protest."

"I hardly think it was appropriate for the President to punish Rook for protesting and speaking her mind," Emmrich commented, " she simply stated what we were all thinking and staged a walk out protest."

"It did get a lot of media attention and made the Board of Trustees look really bad." Varric commented.

"So what happened from that?" Emmrich asked.

Varric took another swig from the flask and chuckled, "The Board of Trustees were forced to resign after evidence was turned in that showed they were stealing money from the University. No one knows who turned in the evidence, but its no coincidence that the President asked Rook to take a 6 month sabbatical to work at another University for the time being."

Emmrich began to stand up and fix the wrinkles out of his outfit for the evening. He was a vision in a tailored three piece black suit with an emerald waist coat, gold chains adorning the pockets and his signature golden skull pin. He checked to make sure his hair was neat and slicked back. He adjusted his black boots, an added tribute to his wild youth spending his evenings at night clubs that played punk and goth classics. He was tempted to invite Varric and some of the other professors to The Midnight Oil Club but something told him to stay for a little moment longer.

"It explains the excitement and tension at this year's party." Emmrich stated.

"It does to an extent, but its also Elgar'nan and Ghilil'nan looking for gossip and any excuse to talk shit about people outside of their circle." Varric replied. He checked his phone and smiled as the notification sound pinged, "That's our cue, Rook's here and asked me to meet her at the door. I'll make sure to introduce you both."

"I'll be sure to make a good impression." Emmrich said with a smile.

He and Varric went separate directions as they left the safety of the Faculty Lounge and back to the Lion's Den of the Wintersend Faculty Party. Emmrich had no idea what to expect in regards to Rook, but he couldn't help but smile at her rebellious and indomitable spirit. For once, he was excited to meet someone at the Wintersend Party.

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Rook was nervous as she waited at the entrance for Varric to come escort her to the Wintersend Party. Truthfully, she was happy to be home, but she also wasn't in the mood to deal with certain faculty members. Professors Ghilil'nan and Elgar'nan really frayed her nerves, especially Elgar'nan as he constantly flirts with her; something that she cannot stand. She decided that if he makes a pass at her, she was going to make fun of him and his horrible hair piece. She looked at her reflection in the mirror of the entry way and smiled at herself. She was a vision of beauty. Her dress was a lovely shade of purple, hugged her curves in all of the right places, and showed off her gorgeous broad shoulders. She fixed the loose strands of her hair and tucked them behind her ears. She was happy that she cut her black hair short as the waves complimented her round face and made it easier to style. She made sure all of her jewelry was in place and adjusted what was necessary. She preferred the look of white gold over yellow gold as it complimented her rosy, pale complexion more. She felt and looked resplendent.

"Well, well, well, and who is this beautiful vision in purple?" Varric said with a smile.

Rook turned around to see her colleague and walked over to him to give him a hug.

"How have you been Varric?" She asked.

"Same ol' shit, kid. Ready to knock everyone's socks off?" He asked as he held out his hand to her.

"Absolutely," she said with a smirk as she took Varric's hand, "I have quite a few zingers lined up for Elgar'nan if he tries to hit on me again."

They both laughed as they walked towards to the ballroom where the party was being held.

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As soon as Rook entered the room, all eyes were on her and the faculty erupted in low whispers. Emmrich turned around to see the commotion as he finished his drink. He couldn't believe his eyes. The gorgeous woman standing next to Varric was truly a vision of beauty. Her hair was the color of onyx, her eyes, the color of lilacs in spring, a smile that spoke levels of confidence, mischief and warmth. Emmrich couldn't take his eyes off of her and his heart was skipping a beat. There was no way it could be love at first sight but he couldn't deny how stunning she was and how she captivated the room.

As soon as Rook and Varric entered the room and began making their way to the table where Emmrich sat, Elgar'nan intercepted her.

"Professor Ingellvar, you are truly a vision of beauty this fine evening." Elgar'nan said as he held her hand, "Welcome back to Nevarra, we have truly missed your company."

"It's Doctor Ingellvar. Professor, its nice to see you again," Rook responded with slight discomfort, "I heard your divorce has been finalized, congratulations."

Elgar'nan's eyes opened wide at her dig. He did not expect her to roast him but at the same token, he smiled and thought that she was rather charming and playing hard to get. Emmrich could tell that Rook was uncomfortable in Elgar'nan's presence so he had to think of a quick strategy to defuse the situation.

"Dr. Ingellvar, how kind of you to congratulate me on the divorce, as you know, I am now a free man and ready to put myself out there again," Elgar'nan said "In fact, I would like to personally welcome you back to Nevarra with a lovely dinner."

Rook grimaced as she had no interest in Elgar'nan so she decided to use a devastating but clever insult, "You know Professor, I would love to but isn't this exactly why Mythal divorced you and took half of everything you own? Instead of chasing young women around, maybe go to therapy to help you work through your mid-life crisis."

Elgar'nan politely let go of her hand and was taken aback at her response. His face turned red as some of the faculty were laughing quietly and whispering amongst themselves. Emmrich realized in that moment that Rook was no damsel in need of saving, in fact, she was more than capable of handling herself.

"Have a good rest of your evening, Professor." Rook said to Elgar'nan. She and Varric made their way to their table and sat down. Varric gently tapped her shoulder.

"I want to introduce you to a colleague of mine. He's not like a lot of the staff but he's a good one." He said in a low voice.

"Oh?" Rook said, "I'd like to think I know all of the faculty."

Varric chuckled, "He's new, he's spent a lot of time with the Mourn Watch and recently became full time faculty right before the incident with the Board of Trustees."

Varric motioned for Emmrich to come over.

"Rook, I'd like you to meet my friend and colleague, Emmrich Volakrin, Professor of Anatomy . Professor Volkarin, this is Dr. Laila "Rook" Ingellvar, Professor of History and Dragon Age Historian." Varric said.

As soon as Rook noticed Emmrich, she was besotted with how dapper and handsome he was. His hazel eyes spoke of kindness and a hint of playfulness, his smile was warm and inviting and his salt and pepper hair was immaculate. He was older but not by much. She guessed that he was in his early 50's. She figured that her being 37 and he in his early 50's wasn't that much of an issue, in fact, she liked older men.

"A pleasure to meet you Dr. Ingellvar," Emmrich said as he gently shook her hand, "I hope your sabbatical was lovely."

Rook blushed and replied, "Professor Volkarin, the pleasure is all mine and it was wonderful."

The esteemed professors stared at each other and smiled softly. Varric knew there was something special there, so the wheels of his mind began to work.

"Now that introductions have been made, I'd like to let you both know that I'm starting a new table top campaign in a few weeks if you're both interested," he said.

Rook and Emmrich perked up at the mention of a new campaign. Rook missed playing tabletop games with Varric and her friends and Emmrich has been itching to start a new character class.

"Varric, you have no idea how much I've missed playing with everyone! I'll be there! Text me all of the information!" Rook exclaimed.

"I'm glad you're starting the new campaign. I'd like to try a new character class this time around." Emmrich stated.

"Absolutely, Lucanis is hosting session 0 at his place, so be sure to bring all of your character sheets and your dice." Varric reminded them.

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Several weeks after the Wintersend Faculty Party, Varric, Emmrich and their friends gathered at Villa Dellamorte for their first gaming session. 

The first session is traditionally called Session 0 in which the group takes the time to create their new characters and choose their lore and classes they would love to play. This particular session was abuzz with excitement since Rook has returned from her sabbatical and is joining the group.

In a manner of speaking. 

She sent a message through the group chat that she will be a half an hour late but she will be more than happy to pick up dinner for everyone. So she took their orders and placed it on the Thedas Eats App for pickup. She also sent a message through the chat that carried a very intriguing topic, especially for the professors that she works with:

✨️Tales of Thedas Party Chat✨️

TheRookie: I forgot to mention that I have some hilarious tea to share with all of you! Shathaan and I couldn't stop laughing all afternoon long. The memes that she created and shared with me are so hilariously brutal.

DungeonDaddyTethras: What happened at the faculty meeting? Did you tell Elgar'nan to fuck off?

TheRookie: Varric, my sweet summer man, that's a Tuesday for me. This one is even funnier.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: I'm hoping this explains all of the couch memes Tama have been sending me. 

LacyScout: Ever since you've taught your mom how to make memes, she's been a menace. To be fair, they're really funny.

TheRookie: It does! I found this out at today's meeting that after the Wintersend Party, some of the professors from the College of History and Heritage decided to get together at the Cantori Diamond Casino. Drinks were had and the professors were buzzed so Elgar'nan thought it would be a great idea to have a poker match. Our Dean, Solas decided to join in on the game.

DungeonDaddyTethras: 🤣🤣 Elgar'nan must've been plastered to shit to even think of playing poker with Chuckles. 

EVolkarin: I'm very glad to have left the party early to hit the Midnight Oil Club.

TheRookie: Wait, Emmrich, you go to the Midnight Oil Club?! I'm so glad it's still up and running! Any good shows lately?

EVolkarin: I just caught the tail end of The Forgotten Ones performing the same night as the Wintersend Party. 

TheRookie: Dammit! I should have gone with you! Would you mind if I join you the next time they're playing? 🥺🥰

EVolkarin: It would be my pleasure, my dear. 

TheRookie: Thank you, you're the best! I can't wait! 😍😘

DungeonDaddyTethras: Rook, focus! Did Elgar'nan lose the thing we think he lost? Cause if he did, that would be the funniest shit of the year!

Veil_JumperGirl: Omg! Did Elgar'nan lose the couch?! Please tell me he lost the couch to Solas?!!

TheRookie: .....HE DID!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

DungeonDaddyTethras: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 Way to go Chuckles! BWAHAHAHA!

EVolkarin: Wait, are you referring to that ghastly, velvet, golden puke couch that was proudly displayed in his office?

TheRookie: YES!! The very same!

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: OMG! That ugly ass couch that he was so proud of?! It's finally gone?! I gotta hand it to the egg for that one! 🥚

The_Crow_King: Wait, did you mention a golden, puke, velvet couch? Mierda...

TheRookie: Lucanis, you know about the couch?!

The_Crow_King: ....So that's the infamous couch that Illario used for his apology video a few years ago....I was wondering what happened to it. 

Veil_JumperGirl: Omg! You're right! That's where I've seen it before! 😂😂

TheRookie: I'll explain more once I get to Lucanis' place!

As soon as Rook picked up everyone's dinner, she continued driving to Villa Dellamorte. She was buzzing with excitement at joining the campaign but more so at seeing Emmrich again. 

He goes to the same night club that I go to! How have we not met each other before I left on my Sabbatical!? He probably goes only when there are shows going on, either way, this is a good sign that he's interested in spending time with me! Don't act like a dork Laila! 

Rook finally approached Villa Dellamorte and parked her car. She grabbed the containers of food and her messenger bag from her car and walked to the door. She rang the doorbell and waited for one of her friends to come greet her at the door. 

I wonder what Emmrich is wearing? Is he still prim and proper academic or is he more casual. Wait, why am I thinking about what he is wearing?! What is wrong with me?! Omg, I'm a pervert! I shouldn't be thirsting over my colleague like this! We just met! Laila, get it together!

Neve opened the door and smiled at Rook. 

"Rook, sweetie, let me help you carry our dinner inside." She said taking the containers of food from her.

"Thank you Neve, I'd be remiss to spill the food that everyone sent me the money for. Oh the containers with a green dot are the vegetarian meals that Emmrich and I ordered." Rook pointed out.

"Don't worry, I got it. I'll check the messages for what everyone ordered and give them their dishes." Neve replied.

"So what did I miss while I was on my way?" Rook asked.

"Aside from the chatter about the couch? Everyone is still setting up the character sheets." Neve answered. 

"Not surprising, have you picked a class yet for this campaign?" Rook asked.

"I think I'll stick with Wizard this time around. It turns out it matches my play style nicely. I just need to roll my stats and feats. My lore is very much set up." Neve replied, "What about you?"

Rook smiled with a glint of mischief in her eyes, "My character is already set up and she is going to be a total surprise!"

"Aren't you going to tell me what class you're playing?" Neve inquired with a smirk.

"Well, it's going to be a magic user. Its one of Varric's homebrew characters. I can't wait to debut her. She's really special." Rook answered with a big smile.

"Can't wait to meet her. Anyway, we should let the Peanut Gallery know that their food is here, lest they get hungry and cranky." Neve said. 

Both ladies picked up theirs and some of their friends' containers and went to the dining room table to place them down. They then went back to the kitchen to bring everyone else's. 

"Rook! I'm so happy you're back! Thanks for bringing dinner!" Lace said with excitement! 

"I'm happy to be back playing again. I didn't get a chance to play while on sabbatical so I've been craving this." Rook replied. 

"Hey Rook, which container is the spicy one?" Taash asked.

"It's the one with the red dot on it." She replied.

"Oh shit, thanks." They replied as they picked up the container.

While everyone was getting settled, Rook decided to sit next to Emmrich, since it was the only available seat left. 

He smells really good! Like Bergamont and Lemongrass with a hint of something floral. He looks really hot too! Like a very stylish, distinguished rock star! Laila, keep it together.

It was true that Emmrich was always dressed nicely, whether in his academic outfit or casual, he took pride in looking good and he wanted to make a good impression on Rook. He had on a pair of dark jeans with his black boots and a vintage t-shirt with the logo of the band, The Forgotten Ones. He also had on his grave gold which is an exquisite collection in it of itself. Little did Rook know, he too was anticipating her arrival.

She looks so lovely! Dammit man, you're an adult, you shouldn't be this nervous around your colleague! She smells wonderful though. Her perfume reminds me of the first blooms of spring. I smell Lavendar and Violet but there's also a hint of something sweet, is it almond?! What an unusual note! But it works! I'm so happy she's here and she accepted my invitation to join me for a show at the Midnight Oil Club. How have we not met each other before? She likely goes on the nights that I'm not able to go. 

"Good Evening Rook, I take it the faculty meeting was quite eventful based on the group chat." Emmrich stated. 

"Oh! It was, most of it consisted of information that should have been an email but it wasn't all that bad. The entire room was making fun of Elgar'nan for losing his 'beloved' couch to Solas." She replied.

"Wait, what's the story with the couch?" Davrin asked while he was trying to get his dog, Assan settled, "I tried to follow the chat thread but I feel like its an inside joke amongst the professors in our group."

"You sure you want to open up that can of worms Warden?" Varric asked.

"Varric, I want in on the joke as much as everyone else does." He replied. 

"Basically, the whole story with the couch is that Elgar'nan bought it at a charity auction. He was showing it off as this major luxury piece that he bought at the most expensive furniture store in Orlais. Thing is, as Lucanis mentioned in the chat, his cousin Illario used to own that couch as it was garishly displayed in his latest apology video for another stupid thing he did. Of course, in one of his previous livestreams, Illario, referred to that couch as his and Zara's 'fuck couch.'" Varric explained.

Davrin let out a loud laugh, "Oh man, the ugly ass couch that was seen around the world?! That couch?! That is not a fuck couch, not even close! Wow, some of the professors you all work with are an odd bunch!"

"You have no idea. Elgar'nan is annoying as hell. So the whole inside joke among the students, faculty and staff is that he also uses the couch as his personal 'fuck couch' though he denies it vehemently. Ghilil'nan has been trying to get rid of the damn thing because it has stains on it, but that's really the velvet. She also hates the color which, I agree with her on that one." Varric concluded. 

"So that's why everyone was cracking jokes before Rook got here about a couch," Davrin said, "I mean, if you gotta make fun of a colleague that's an ass, you might as well make fun of his shitty taste in furniture."

"Sadly, we all have to work with him." Rook interjected, "I have to deal with him the most since he's in my department. He constantly hits on me outside of work functions. He doesn't say anything weird or creepy but its annoying."

"Wait, isn't that sexual harassment though?" Lace pointed out.

"Unfortunately, the University doesn't think it is based on a technicality since he hasn't sent anything that counts as sexual harassment. He asks me out verbally and compliments me, but the messages he sends me are of a professional nature, that's how he gets around it." Rook explained. 

"Ugh, that's so gross though, you shouldn't have to put up with that!" Bellara explained.

"Oh don't worry Bellara, I make fun of him and he backs off for a month or so. I'm just waiting for him to massively fuck up so that we can finally get rid of him." Rook explained. 

The rest of the group, understandably is concerned for Rook but they also are aware that if she needs any help, she will reach out to them. In the meantime, they ate their dinners while discussing their character classes and stats for the campaign. Its at that moment that Taash noticed something peculiar about Davrin's character class and lore. So much so that they had to say something to Varric.

"Yo, Varric, can I ask you something?" They said.

"Go ahead Firebreather." He said. 

"I was discussing Davrin's character sheet and Lore and how come a paladin gets to have an animal companion? Paladins typically do not get companions." Taash plead their case.

"Now hold on a minute, I'm playing a sub class Paladin so I am allowed to have an animal companion. It's also in my character lore." Davrin argued.

"By that logic, I as a barbarian should be allowed to have a dragon as a companion." Taash shot back. 

Varric was thinking about Taash's argument however, most of the table was trying to get Taash to stop playing the role of the rules czar to get started. 

"Come on Taash, I'm playing a druid for this campaign and we can have a dragon." Lace said.

"Nah Babe, I want you to have whatever animal companion you want. I'm invoking the Law of Guffaw here." Taash said. 

Varric chuckled at the mention of the Law of Guffaw, which means that Varric makes the final decision to home brew the request, if it will be for comedic effect. 

"Okay, Taash, I'll allow you to have your dragon, if you give it a funny name." Varric decided. 

"Fine, my dragon will have a funny name." Taash said triumphantly.

As the debate was beginning to settle, an adorable black cat decided to hop on the dining room table. He pranced his way to the snack bowl that everyone was sharing. 

"Spite, no, those snacks are not for you." Lucanis warned. 

Spite looked at Lucanis with a smug look of superiority, as if to dare him to do something about it. He gracefully walks over to the bowl and begans to push it slowly to the edge of the table. Coincidentally, Assan is near the landing spot of the snack bowl.

"Spite, stop pushing the bowl." Lucanis firmly said. 

Spite looked at him again and pushed the bowl to the point that it fell on the ground. He jumped off the table to join Assan in the fruits of their labor and teamwork.

"Assan, buddy, you can't have those chips!" Davrin said as he and Lucanis were picking up the spilled contents of the snack bowl. 

"I love Spite, but he is such a little shit." Lucanis said.

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"I thought Assan was going to be a on a play date with his brothers and sisters?" Lucanis said.

"I thought so too, but Uncle Eldrin said he couldn't, he had a hot date." Davrin explained. 

"Timeout, Eldrin's looking after a bunch of dogs, how does he have time for dating?" Taash asked.

"Easy, he bribed Remy and Lancit to babysit them. They're also going to use this time to catch up on their D-Dramas." Davrin said. 

"Ah, gotcha. Speaking of, Emmrich, where's my little man, Manfred? I was hoping to see him soon," Taash asked.

"He's with his Aunt Johanna for the evening. He said he wanted to catch up on his shows with her. The one they're obsessed with right now is called 'Veil of Time," Emmrich said.

"I love 'The Veil of Time!'" Bellara excitedly remarked, "Even though it's historical fiction, the romantasy elements are truly chef's kiss! I really hope there's a happy ending for the Inquisitor and Fen'Harel." 

"Shit! I'm a few episodes behind!" Rook commented, "Please avoid spoilers! I need to catch up!"

"Shit! Sorry! What part are you at, Rook?" Bellara asked.

"I'm at the part where Fen'Harel and the Inquisitor, Ellana have sex with each other for the first time after the Masquerade Ball at Halamshiral," Rook replied, "That scene was so romantic and well done. It wasn't sleazy at all. A lot of the 'prestige' shows tend to do sex scenes so poorly. It's practically gratuitous titty and nudity shots as far as they're concerned. There's no romance, no nuance."

"Fen'Harel is a fuck boy and Ellana deserves better than him. She should have ended up with the Commander, Cullen. He's all about domesticity." Davrin said. 

Everyone looked at Davrin, "What? The actress that plays Ellana is super hot, that's what drew me in to the show in the first place." He claimed.

"I thought you didn't watch D-Dramas because you said they were over the top," Neve teasingly said to Davrin.

"They are but the actresses are super hot though. They're also pretty campy and addicting." Davrin explained.

"Whatever you say, Davrin." Neve said with a smirk.

Emmrich listened in on the conversation and had an embarrassing realization:

If Manfred and Johanna are catching up on "The Veil of Time..." Looks like I'm going to have the sex talk with Manfred. He is 13 and capable of handling it with maturity, but then again, he is a 13 year old boy and children that age make so many jokes...better than having Johanna explain. I can't even imagine the answers she'll have lined up for him.

"Emmrich, I didn't know you had a son," Rook said, "What's his name?

Emmrich snapped out of his thoughts and turned to look at Rook.

"Oh! His name is Manfred! He's very curious and very bright. He's finishing secondary school and getting ready for High School. He is very excited but he's also nervous." He replied with a smile.

"Aw, he sounds adorable. I remember being that age, I was so awkward and gawky. I had very few friends and spent my time reading books and playing video games. I was so shy growing up." She said.

Emmrich smiled, "I was a little shy as a boy too, but I found ways to keep myself busy. I would play with the neighborhood strays and read books."

Rook's blush lightly colored her cheeks, "I think we both turned out fine, in spite of everything. Manfred will be okay too."

"I believe so as well, he's very grounded in many ways but he's also still a teen." Emmrich stated. 

"Teenagers are still kids and say and do stupid things," Rook said, "I mean I was one once. It sounds like Manfred will do great."

"I hope so, but I want him to be happy." Emmrich replied.

"I'm sure Mrs. or Mr. Volkarin are proud of Manfred," Rook commented.

Emmrich chuckled at Rook's statement, "There isn't a Mrs. or Mr. Volkarin. It's just me and Manfred. His Aunt Johanna was a surrogate. He knows she's his biological mother but she insists on being called 'Aunt Johanna.'"

A bloom of pink colored Rook's face, "Oh! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to assume! I think its sweet that your friend offered to be a surrogate."

"No need to apologize, and Johanna is more of, well what do the younger generation call it, 'frenemy?' She won't admit it, but she is very fond of Manfred. They do enjoy spending time together." Emmrich explained.

"I'm glad Manfred has a lot of support." Rook commented with a gentle smile.

Her conversation reminded her of a time that she wanted a family of her own. She was set to be married at 23 to someone she loved dearly, but then discovered that her fiancé cheated on her.

Heartbroken, she dove into her studies and once she graduated from University and began her academic career, she was ready to date again. However, what she discovered is that dating, for the most part was an exercise in futility. Many of the people she dated, were nice but didn't meet her criteria of what she wanted. Some were what Davrin would call "fuck boys." One date after another ended either lukewarm at best, disastrous at worst. 

With all of that, Rook decided that maybe the romance and love story that she dreamt about having as a girl wasn't going to happen for her, so she decided to find fulfillment in different ways. She would focus on her career and spend time with her friends. She would also work on her novel in the meantime as well. Give her characters the happy ending that she always wanted but would never have.

On the other side, Emmrich had spent his youth looking for the love of his life. A man who never does anything in half measures and wears his heart on his sleeve. He dreamed of marriage and a family but it never materialized. So he focused on his career in the Mourn Watch and then transitioned to full time teaching once he retired.

During that time, he decided he wasn't going to wait for the love of his life to have a family. So he enlisted the help of his friend, Johanna Hezenkoss. She balked at the idea of being a surrogate but once Emmrich offered to cover the costs, she agreed to it, as long as the child referred to her as "Aunt Johanna."

Now with Manfred getting older and his friends and colleagues encouraging him to put himself out there again, Emmrich has begun dating again but he too, experienced the same issues that Rook had. He didn't expect much at the Wintersend Faculty Party, until he laid his eyes on Rook. 

It was too early to tell if it was love at first sight then, but he was enchanted by her. The fact that she was currently sitting next to him was also stirring his thoughts and leading them into a certain place that he didn't want to admit to.

Rook is blushing. Is it possible that she likes my company? Keep your wits about you, she's likely being kind and polite. Though, that color on her cheeks is rather fetching on her...I wonder if her blush can also be found on her lovely neck...so elegant, so beautiful. What I would give to press my lips upon her soft skin. To then travel my kisses from those soft lips down to her neck to her lovely, gorgeous breasts....stop it Volkarin! You're being a pervert! She is your colleague and a friend. Oh, I need to stop having these inappropriate thoughts, especially around her. 

"As am I, it took some time for Manfred and I to adjust but we have a good rhythm and routine that works for us." Emmrich responded. 

"I'm glad, I was hoping at this point I would have a family of my own but, things happen when they happen." Rook said. 

She wants a family?! Rook?! She wants children and marriage?! Oh Maker, my mind is going to go somewhere even more inappropriate than before. She would look so stunning pregnant with my child...VOLKARIN! Stop! Otherwise you'll pitch a tent in your trousers!

While Emmrich was struggling with his thoughts, Rook wasn't faring any better.

I didn't realize Emmrich is a father, that makes him all the more sexier to me. Oh, maybe I still have a chance to have the marriage and family I've always wanted. Maker, his hands, they're so lovely, I wonder what they would feel like all over my body. Oh, I wish we were alone so that I can throw myself all over him. I want him to breed me so badly and fill me so that I can bear him a child...wait, what am I thinkng?! Laila! What is wrong with you?! You just met this man and already you want to ravage him! He's your colleague! You're going to scare him away if you don't get yourself under control!

"So, are you all ready to reveal your characters and classes that you are choosing to play?" Varric asked the group.

"Oh! I'll go first!" Bellara said with excitement, "So my character's name is Tinker and she's an Artificer from Denerim. She's really good with machines and gadgets and has a gun that shoots grenades!"

"Oh that's going to be fun! Imagine all of the things you'll blow up!" Taash exclaimed. 

"I'll go next. I'm playing a Paladin, Specialization, Monster Hunter his name is Duncan and my companion is a Griffon which I named after Assan." Davrin said.

"Looks like some of you are liking my homebrew characters," Varric commented. 

"I'll go, I'm playing a Wizard again but going with the Evoker specialization. Her name is Faye." Neve replied.

"You really like the Wizard play style, Cariño." Lucanis remarked. 

"It suits me and I can do quite a bit of damage." She said. 

"On that note, I'll be playing a Dual-Class, Rogue and Warlock." Lucanis followed up. 

"Hold on, technically, you can't dual class Rogue and Warlock together." Taash pointed out. 

"Not unless, I use the Law of Guffaw, which I am invoking." Lucanis replied with a smirk.

Varric chuckled, "Y'all are really going to make this campaign an entertaining one. All right, I'll allow it, but your cat has to be your patron."

"Deal, that was the idea anyway." Lucanis replied with a smile.

"I'll go, I'm a Barbarian from the Sword Coast, their name is Hilda and they have a dragon named Ser Fupa Koopa. She has a huge tummy." Taash said. 

"Okay, Ser Fupa Koopa is a great and funny name." Varric replied.

"My name is Adeline and I'm a Druid from Arlathan Forest. My animal companion is a bear named Snuggles." Harding said.

"You are all really determined to make this campaign memorable." Varric said with a smile.

"I suppose it's my turn, I'll be playing a Cleric His name is Ser Audric Thorn and he specializes in holy and healing magics." Emmrich answered.

"Going with something different for this campaign? I thought you were going to play the necromancer again?" Varric said.

"I've decided to go with something outside of my play style and go for a challenge. I thought a cleric would be a good choice." Emmrich replied. 

"Rook, you're the last one, what do you have for all of us?" Varric commented as he looked at Rook.

"I've been wanting to play this character for so long. Her name is Princess Dalia Pentdragon. She is the next in line to the Nevarran Throne and she is a renowned Shadow Knight."

"Oof, a Shadow Knight, Rook? That's one of the hardest classes to play." Davrin said.

"I want to challenge myself. I've played all of the other classes, traditional and homebrew, why not play what is considered one of the hardest ones." She replied with a smug look on her face.

"Varric, didn't you homebrew the Shadow Knight for Lucanis initially?" Lace asked.

"I did but it was too hard for the Crow to play, so he switched to a different character before the last campaign began." Varric explained.

"The play style was complicado for me. I'm glad I had another character lined up." Lucanis replied.

"Well, our resident Paladin and Cleric are in luck because the Shadow Knight works very well with those classes." Rook explained.

"That's a good point Rook. Anyway, with all of the introductions done, we will start the next game session next weekend. Bellara, it's your turn to host." Varric announced.

"Irelin and I are more than happy to host everyone at our place! We'll be making a lot of food so you don't have to bring anything." Bellara said with a smile.

Little did Emmrich and Rook know, Varric had included the rest of the group in his other plan he hatched. 

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🍆Operation Get Emmrich and Rook Laid Chat🦪

DungeonDaddyTethras: Welcome to the secret chat everyone. I set this up to help Rook and Emmrich get together.

LacyScout: Wait, why are we playing matchmaker for two adults? Shouldn't we leave them alone to figure it out?

DungeonDaddyTethras: Harding, Bones is a good guy, but he's oblivious to Rook flirting with him. He thinks she's been complimenting him. And Rook is too shy to tell him that she wants to go out with him. So we need to push them a little. They need to realize that their feelings are reciprocated.

LacyScout:..............😐 It might backfire.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Babe, it'll be fine. Besides, Rook was blushing really hard around Emmrich. I didn't need to smell them both to know that they're attracted to one another.

LacyScout: Okay, whatever you both say, but don't come to me saying that it backfired and both Emmrich and Rook are super pissed.

GriffonDaddy: As long as we keep this chat secret and don't mention it to them both, it'll be fine...right Bellara?

Veil_JumperGirl: OMG!! It was that one time! I was so excited about Rook's surprise party! All of you are not going to let me live this down are you?

The_Crow_King: No, also Irelin thinks its really funny. In all fairness you did keep mine and Neve's engagement secret so you are capable of keeping your mouth shut.

Veil_JumperGirl: 🖕🏻

TrueCrimeQueen: Okay, settle down everyone. I want to hear Varric's plan and determine if it's going to be disastrous or not. Also, we couldn't come up with a better name for this operation? It's a bit...crass.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Slick, it's 2 in the morning. I'm tired and Bianca is supervising the girls' sleepover party with their friends. It's the best I could come up with on short notice.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: I mean, it is straight to the point.

DungeonDaddyTethras: So the idea I have is to have Emmrich and Rook's characters fall in love with each other in our campaign. 

The_Crow_King:............Que?

GriffonDaddy: Huh?

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: 🤨

TrueCrimeQueen:.......Wait, what?

LacyScout: 🤦🏻‍♀️

Veil_JumperGirl: That.....is the most romantic thing I've ever heard! That's something out of my romance serials! I love this idea! 

DungeonDaddyTethras: See!? Hummingbird is game! It's not a bad idea! It will allow the both of them to safely explore their feelings for one another and encourage one of them or both to ask each other out on a date! 

TrueCrimeQueen: Isn't that a bit voyueristic though? This could go very wrong Varric. I'm not opposed to helping them both realize their feelings for each other but I feel like this isn't the right way to go about it.

LacyScout: I'm with Neve on this one. I love Rook and Emmrich is an absolute sweetheart. If this goes wrong, they would both be very hurt and feel humiliated.

The_Crow_King: May I offer a counterpoint? This could inspire them to ask each other out, if done correctly. Think of it as two people going on a movie date. They see a romance scene happening and they may get inspired to make a move. 

GriffonDaddy: I agree with Lucanis, sometimes a little romance helps people get in the mood for a good time. 😍

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Personally I think they both just need to ask each other out. But then again, this is also pretty entertaining. Also, I like playing games and hanging out with all of you. 

TrueCrimeQueen: Aww Taash, we love you too. We're glad you could join us.

DungeonDaddyTethras: So, I take it that everyone is on board with this plan?

LacyScout: If we are going to this, we have to do this carefully and in a way that minimizes harm to all parties involved. We have to remember that Emmrich and Rook are our friends and their feelings and their hearts are our top priority. We don't want to humiliate them.

TrueCrimeQueen: Agreed, this has to be organic and natural, it can't be forced or pushed on them.

Veil_JumperGirl: Varric, I can help you flesh out the more romantic subplots of our campaign to make it feel organic.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Thanks Hummingbird, that will be a huge help. Remember, I wouldn't be Dungeon Daddy if I didn't know how to set people together with a well crafted story to go with it. I helped Chuckles and Ellana get together. And they're happily married with two kids.

LacyScout:..........So you've done this before with Solas and Ellana?

DungeonDaddyTethras: Chuckles may be an arrogant ass at times but he is sentimental and loves drama and romance and Ellana is a romantic at heart. Bones wears his heart on his sleeve and Rook is a little shy, but loves being swept off her feet. Deep down, they both yearn for an epic romance. So I think this plan is perfect.

LacyScout: Whatever you say Varric. I just don't want our friends getting hurt.

The_Crow_King: Una pregunta, can we at least change the emojis in the title? It's too on the nose.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: What's wrong with the emojis? Its an eggplant and a clam. 

GriffonDaddy: 🤣 Look a little closer Taash.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain:.........Oh....nah leave the emojis, its funny as hell.

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The week came and went. In between the madness of students returning from Wintersend break and the Board of Trustees trying to clean up the mess their predecessors left behind, Rook, Emmrich, Bellara and Varric were trying to organize their lesson plans and get through their classes.

Of course, discussions and murmurs about Elgar'nan's prized couch were strewn throughout. The gossip intensified in the form of memes among the faculty. It was no secret that faculty was not fond of Elgar'nan (Ghilil'nan was a lot more tolerable) and any opportunity to make fun of Elgar'nan was not wasted, especially with Solas and Shathaan.

The two esteemed professors engaged in a friendly competition of who could make the funniest memes. While Solas has experience, Shathaan had a sharper tongue. When the weekend arrived, the gang gathered at Bellara and Irelin's home for the first session of the campaign. While Varric was setting everything up, the group decided to chat and catch up on the events of the week.

"So is everyone caught up on 'The Veil of Time?'" Rook asked, "Because this week's episode was intense!"

"Fen'Harel broke Ellana's heart! I can't believe it!" Bellara replied incredulously, "They were meant for each other! They're each other's true love!"

"He still loves her, he loves her more than she will ever know but he pushed her away to protect her from what he's going to do." Lucanis explained. 

"How do you know?" Bellara asked. 

"It's in the original story and the show is an adaptation. Fen'Harel is going to do something terrible and pushed her away to spare her from the fallout. I'm not saying it's the right thing to do, but I understand it. In his mind, he believes he's protecting her and its his way of showing his deep love for her." Emmrich explained, "I've read the story and it is beautiful, it falls under the criteria of an epic. Stick with it, Bellara, there is a happy ending, but it takes a bit to get there."

"Oh Irelin and I are hooked! It's an amazing show! We haven't had the chance to read the books so we are going in blind so to speak." Bellara replied.

"But the main thing we need to talk about is Commander Cullen knocking Fen'Harel on his ass! That scene was epic!" Davrin added.

"Yes! He really deserved it! He broke Ellana's heart!" Taash said.

"His life literally flashed before his eyes when that punch landed on his face and knocked him back on his table!" Varric commented, "Fen'Harel getting up and looking at Cullen like he met the Maker was hysterical." 

"Let's not forget before the 'break up' scene, Vivienne caught Ellana and Fen'Harel being alone together. She called him an 'Apostate Hobo!'" Lace said with a laugh.

"And Ellana yelling at her stating, 'but Vivienne, I love him!'" Neve laughed reciting the infamous line, "I thought Tevene Dramas were over the top and tragic but Dalish Dramas really give them a run for their money."

"As someone who has read the stories many times, this adaptation is really good! I've seen all of them, but this one is one of the better ones. Of course the best actor to play Fen'Harel was from the mini-series that came out 30 years ago. Fellassan was so dreamy in that role," Rook said with a forlorn look in her eyes.

"Yes! He was so good! I'm so glad this series asked him to come back in a different role! He still looks so dreamy! He aged like fine wine!" Bellara said. 

"I love that little bit of an Easter egg. It's nice nod to the fans of the mini-series." Emmrich replied, "Rook, you have all of the books in the series?"

"Oh yes! I read and re-read them obsessively growing up! I know Fen'Harel isn't perfect but I yearn for that kind of love. The love that is so deep and full of devotion. The kind of love that you would cross the veil for to be with that person." Rook explained.

"I hate to be that person Rook, but that kind of love isn't realistic." Lace interjected. 

"I know Harding, but let a girl dream." Rook replied. 

Emmrich listened to Rook's answer to his question. He longs for that same love that she longed for. His heart began to ache for her but also for a time in his younger years in which he yearned for that love. It was rare for him to meet someone that yearned for that deep devotion and connection that he wanted. Rook wanted that for herself and he did too.

Is this fate? Don't be silly Volkarin, she likely wants to have someone her age, not an old fool like you.

"Did any of you see the latest meme that Solas sent about Elgar'nan's couch?!" Bellara shrieked, "I think he beat Shathaan with the meme contest. 

The professors at the table checked their phones and opened up the University group chat. They all bursted out laughing. 

"Let us see the meme Solas made!" Taash said excitedly.

Varric showed the rest of the table Solas' meme. It was a picture of him sitting in the Golden Puke velvet couch with muddy shoes on. Spelled out in bold letters read "Fuck Yo Couch, Elgar'nan." 

The entire table broke out in laughter. 

"What is all the commotion?" Irelin asked as she came out of the kitchen. 

Bellara showed her the image and Irelin started laughing.

"Chuckles really outdid himself with this one." Varric said. 

"This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen Solas do." Bellara commented. 

"That is a level of petty that I aspire to," Rook said, "If there is someone that hates Professor Elgar'nan more than me, its going to be Dean Solas."

"How did that feud begin?" Lace asked.

"The infamous feud began when they were competing for the Dean of History and Heritage position. Elgar'nan got pissed off because Solas was picked for it. Rumor has it he tried to sabotage him. Chuckles was the lesser of two evils. He's arrogant but he knows his shit. And he at least advocates for the well-being of the students, staff and faculty." Varric explained, "Anyway, we'll laugh at memes later, let's get this campaign underway."

Once the group finished eating, the campaign truly got underway. 

"We begin this story, at the Hanged Man Pub (rest in peace to our former hang out). All of you have gathered to get information about an ancient artifact, the Urn of Sacred Ashes. You each have different reasons for needing the Urn but the goal is the same. You are all in different parts of the pub, surveying it and trying to gather information to point you to the right direction." Varric narrated.

"Quick question Varric," Davrin interrupted.

"Yes Warden?" Varric said.

"Are there pretty women in the pub? Cause I wanna do them, especially if there's risk of death in the journey to obtain the Urn of Sacred Ashes." He asked.

Everyone at the table groaned. 

"Come on! I'm trying to spice up the game here!" Davrin added.

Varric shook his head and sighed, "The patrons of the pub are attractive and there for a good time. Duncan, since you are eager to have a good time, you notice a beautiful woman in unusual armor sitting on her own and nursing her drink. You are drawn to her striking violet eyes and decide to make a move. You make your way over to introduce yourself. Davrin, roll for a charisma check. You need a 15 or higher to pass."

Davrin picked up his D20 dice, "I know I'm going to pass, I have a +3 to charisma, she's going to swoon at my smooth words."

Davrin rolled his dice and its a critical fail.

"Oh come on!" He exclaimed. 

Varric and the rest of the table started laughing, "Davrin, you gotta give your worst pick up line. Rook, you will be on the recieving end of said pick up line since its your character that he's walking towards."

"Think of what Illario would say," Lucanis said.

"Oh that's going to make it easier then!" Davrin said with a laugh, "Greetings signora, I believe I died and went to the Golden City because you are Andraste herself."

The table bust out in laughter at Davrin's imitation of Illario. 

"The woman looks at you with a wide-eyed stare. She is very confused and tilts her head slightly making sure she heard you correctly. Rook, you can either roll a charisma check for a witty response or an intelligence check for a logical response. You need 15 or more to pass for both." Varric said.

Rook picked up her dice and weighed her options, she decided that it was in line for her character to go with more a logical response since she had a higher intelligence bonus than charisma. 

"I'll go the logistical response route since I have +3 to intelligence." She replied.

Rook rolled her dice and it came out to 16. She added 3 and passed with 19.

"Excellent job Rook!" Varric exclaimed, "The floor is all yours."

"Good Evening sir, last I checked this is the Hanged Man not the Golden City. Also, comparing me to Andraste is a bit blasphemous don't you think?" She said to Davrin.

Davrin tried hard to stifle his laughter, "My lady, I was trying to give you compliment, I mean no blasphemy behind it."

Rook smirked at Davrin's response and continued, "It's a very odd compliment for sure, since you look like a fellow adventurer, maybe you're looking for work."

"Not exactly, but I am here to gather information on an artifact and possibly have some fun before I go off to find it." Davrin replied.

"Well, you won't find any evening entertainment from me but it turns out I too am in search of an artifact. I have traveled far and wide from Nevarra to search for it and my contacts told me this is the place to start." Rook responded.

"While the adventurers are chatting, a man walks into the pub. He appears to be a Cleric and is surveying the pub. He too notices the Paladin and the Shadow Knight sitting together. It is clear they are in a deep discussion. He also notices in the right corner of the pub an odd figure in a cloak. There is something suspicious about him but you can't quite put your finger on it. Emmrich, you have two options for an investigation check, you can either investigate what Dalia and Duncan are discussing or you can survey the cloaked figure in the corner. You need to roll a 10 or higher." Varric narrated.

"I think the smarter play is to talk to the adventurers. If we are of the same mind, we can survey the cloaked figure." Emmrich concluded.

"Go for it Bones." Varric said.

Emmrich picked up his dice and rolled it. It was a critical hit! Emmrich smiled, knowing he made the right move.

"Ser Audric Thorn, makes his way over to the table where Dalia and Duncan are conversing with one another. Upon getting closer to the table, Audric is drawn in by Dalia's stunning beauty. Dalia looks at Audric and she is also taken with him. Duncan eyes him suspiciously but doesn't think much of it." Varric continued.

Emmrich and Rook both took a quick glance at each other and blushed. They then looked away with a small smile on their faces.

"Good Evening, I am looking for information on an artifact in the Southern parts of Fereldan. Since you two are adventurers, I was hoping if you have gathered any helpful information?" Emmrich said.

"Dalia blushed at the sight of Audric sitting next to her and was too stunned to speak, Duncan on the other hand suspects that Audric knows more than he's letting on. Audric is also still focused on the cloaked figure that was on the other side of the pub but has since moved to the bar to order a drink. Rook, Davrin and Emmrich, you three have options on how to proceed, Davrin, you can roll a perception check to gather more information from Audric, Emmrich, you can roll a perception check on either the cloaked figure or on Dalia and Duncan, and Rook, you can also roll a perception check on the cloaked figure or on Audric. I'll let the three of you decide and then you all will roll for initiative to see who goes first." Varric said.

"So, how do you two want to do this?" Davrin asked.

"Since Audric and Dalia notice the cloaked figure at the bar, I think a perception check is in order. It's the smarter move." Rook explained. 

"I agree with Rook but it also depends on who has the highest initiative roll," Emmrich said, "That will determine how this plays out."

"So then we all go in on perception checks?" Davrin asked, "I have +2 on perception."

"I have +4 on perception since the Shadow Knight class grants a base +2 bonus to perception and investigation checks." Rook replied.

"I have a +1," Emmrich answered, "Let's roll for initiative then."

The three of them picked up their dice and rolled them. Davrin scored higher on his dice, followed by Rook and then Emmrich. 

"So, Cleric, how did you know that the artifact is located in Southern Fereldan? That is information that my new friend, Dalia and I don't have," Davrin said.

"I'm just seeking information about the artifact. It seems we may have the same contact." Emmrich said, "Are any of you familiar with the Urn of Sacred Ashes?"

"You may want to keep your voice down, Handsome, there are certain parties here that are listening in on everyone's conversations," Rook said as she looked at Emmrich. 

Emmrich blushed and smiled at Rook's compliment.

"Dalia motioned her head to the cloaked figure in the bar. Audric and Duncan took notice of him. The three of you need to discuss which of you will go and confront the figure. There are a few ways to go about it. You can directly confront him, observe him, or you can simply attack him. Each of these choices require different checks. Confronting him requires a persuasion check, observing him requires a perception check, or attacking him requires a strength check." Varric said. 

"I'd say kick him in the balls." Davrin said.

"Now wait a minute Davrin, if we attack him, we will likely start a bar fight and he may get away. He may have valuable information about the Urn of Sacred Ashes or information on who else may be looking for it." Emmrich argued. 

"I agree with Emmrich, attacking him is not the smart way to go. Confronting him may work if our persuasion is high enough, but I'd say observing him is the best course of action." Rook said.

"I have +2 in persuasion, +4 in strength and +2 in perception, what about you two?" Davrin asked.

"I have +4 in perception, +1 in persuasion and +2 in strength. Observing him is my best course of action." Rook answered.

"My perception is +1, persuasion is at +4 and strength is at +3. I can confront or attack him." Emmrich said.

"Wait, how is your persuasion higher than mine?!" Davrin asked.

"My character's charisma and intelligence are higher than yours, Davrin." Emmrich replied with a smug look on his face.

Davrin made an annoyed face but then remembered that Emmrich needed those stats for his Cleric. 

"Okay, so given what we know, then Emmrich should go first." Rook suggested.

"This is getting interesting," Varric said with a chuckle, "So Audric decides to go first and confront the hooded figure. He walks over to the bar and decides to order a glass of wine. He asks the hooded figure what he would like to drink. The figure says he'll have what Audric's having. Lucanis, its your time to shine, how do you deal with this man sitting next to you? You can engage in light conversation, flirt with him or drink quietly." Varric said.

Lucanis looked at Emmrich with a smile as if to say, "I'm going to have fun with this."

"I think I'm going to engage in light conversation with him."

"Go ahead, Lucanis." Varric said.

"You have terrible taste in wine my friend. Have you tried an Antivan Port?" Lucanis asked.

"Wines from the Anderfels are an acquired taste," Emmrich said, "I couldn't help but notice you taking an interest in our friends. Any one of us catch your attention?"

Lucanis laughed, he knew Emmrich was making the campaign interesting, "Objectively speaking, you and your friends are attractive but I'm more interested in information."

"That depends on the information you are looking for. You're not as inconspicuous as you'd like to be." Emmrich replied.

"Emmrich, this is where you roll for persuasion, good luck you're going to need higher than 15 for this one." Varric said.

Emmrich grabbed his dice and rolled. His base was 12 but since his persuasion was high, the total came to 16.

"My friend, since my friends and I noticed you sneaking about and observing us, why don't provide some information of your own? We may have the same goals in mind." Emmrich said.

"Have you heard of the Urn of Sacred Ashes?" Lucanis asked, "I have been searching for the Urn for years and I finally have a lead in Southern Fereldan."

"What a coincidence, we are also looking for the Urn of Sacred Ashes. The question is are you friend or foe?" Emmrich asked.

"While Audric is speaking with the mysterious man, Dalia and Duncan are trying to decide what to do. Rook and Davrin, you can either observe or attack the mysterious man. You both roll for initiative, whoever gets the higher number, goes first." Varric said.

Rook and Davrin rolled their dice and Davrin had a higher initiative. 

"Yes! I can finally kick someone in the balls!" Davrin exclaimed. 

"Duncan gets up and runs to the mysterious man and kicks him. Davrin and Lucanis since you're both going to be in a fight, you both need to roll for initiative and then roll to attack." Varric said.

Lucanis and Davrin picked up their die and rolled. Lucanis had a higher initiative and was going to go first.

Varric laughed and continued with the campaign, "As Duncan attempts to kick the mysterious figure in the balls, the mysterious figure grabs his foot and lands a punch on his jaw knocking Audric out of his seat. The mysterious figure runs from the bar and Dalia runs after him. Davrin you take 3 points of damage, Emmrich you take 2 points of damage." Varric said. 

"You wanted to kick someone in the balls really badly didn't you?" Lucanis said as he looked at Davrin.

"I mean it did get the game moving along didn't it?" Davrin replied with a laugh.

"As Dalia chases the mysterious man through the pub, the patrons of the Hanged Man break out into chaos. Patrons are either running out, hiding or fighting each other. While Duncan and Audric got up and are making their way through the crowd, Dalia is already chasing the mysterious figure through the second floor of the pub and to the rooftops. The mysterious figure reaches a dead end and Dalia catches up to him." Varric continued.

"Let me guess, you want the Urn of Sacred Ashes, too?" Lucanis said to Rook. 

"I'm not an idiot like the Paladin, I see an opportunity and I'm going to go after it. I need someone to join my group to obtain the Urn of Sacred Ashes." Rook said.

"And why would I agree to join you?" Lucanis asked. 

"Because my cause is just. I am the true heir to the Nevarran Throne. I am Princess Dalia Pentdragon. I need the Urn of the Sacred Ashes to help me rescue and reclaim my kingdom from a tyrannical Lich King." Rook said. 

"I knew you looked familiar, Princesa," Lucanis said.

"The discussion on the rooftop bought time for Audric and Duncan to catch up to Dalia. Lucanis, you can choose to team up with the three of them, or go your own way. It's up to you." Varric said.

"I think it would be smart to take the offer but with conditions." Lucanis said.

Varric laughed, "State those conditions then,"

"Princesa, if I agree to join your group, I will need to borrow some of the Ashes. I need them to save a life." Lucanis said.

"Deal." Rook agreed. 

"As soon as Dalia made her deal with the mysterious man, Audric and Duncan realized that they were in the presence of royalty." Varric said.

"I apologize for not telling the both of you but I am Princess Dalia Pentdragon, rightful heir to the Nevarran Throne." Rook said.

"Might as well introduce ourselves if we are working together, I'm Duncan." Davrin said.

"Ser Audric Thorn at your service," Emmrich said.

"And I am Verso de Riva." Lucanis said.

"And with the introductions out of the way, our adventurers gathered together to find the Urn of Sacred Ashes and other friends along the way." Varric said.

"Wait a minute!" Taash interrupted.

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"Yes, Taash?" Varric answered.

"Where are the rest of us if we are in the Hanged Man?" They said.

Varric chuckled at Taash's question, "The rest of you are in the pub and you know what that means, its the Bar Brawl Blitz!"

"Oh shit, here we go again." Neve exasperated as she shook her head. 

The Bar Brawl Blitz is a tradition among Varric's campaigns. None of the players truly know how it began (though they suspect it erupted from an argument from The Iron Bull and Solas), but if any of the players start a bar brawl that means that all of the players can fight, flee, hide or fawn their way out of it. 

"Dammit Davrin! Why did you have to go and try to kick Lucanis' character in the balls?!" Lace said.

"My character's name is Verso," Lucanis answered.

"Whatever, I didn't want to get into a bar brawl!" Lace complained.

"I did, its more experience points." Taash replied.

"Really Taash?!" Lace exclaimed in disbelief.

"Hey now, it got the campaign moving along!" Davrin exclaimed.

"Hey everyone, let's just get through this and we'll argue later." Bellara said, "Okay, Varric, where in the pub are we?"

Varric cracks his knuckles and with a smirk he prepares the scenario. "While half of the group are making their way back to the pub, the rest of you are in the middle of chaos. Bellara, your character is hiding from the commotion trying to figure out an exit plan without having to resort to blowing up a wall, Neve, your character is trying to get out of the pub without success, Taash and Harding, your characters decide to join in on the brawl. All of you, roll for initiative!"

The entire table picks up their dice and rolled them on their trays. Taash gets to go first, followed by Bellara, Neve, Rook, Lucanis, Davrin, Emmrich, and last Harding.

"All right, it's time for me to crack some skulls!" Taash said. 

"Okay Taash, what are you going to do?" Varric asked.

"I'm going to fight my way through the pub and get out of there.

As soon as Taash launched their punches, the others went about their turns. After the Bar Brawl Blitz was finished with the entire party, there was damage to the pub and to the players' characters. The standout of the scenario was surprisingly Emmrich in which he had his character cast a sleeping spell on most of the pub. Of course he missed a patron and got in the way of Rook's character to prevent her from getting damage. Nothing like getting hit with a glass bottle to the back of the head. 

All in all, Taash's character took 6 points of damage, Bellara's took 8 on the account of her character failing a roll and blowing up half the pub, Davrin took an additional 4 points of damage, Rook took 3 points, Lucanis took 4, Neve took 2 (she froze most of the patrons and cast a shield on herself), Harding took 5 points of damage (acting as Taash's partner will do that) and Emmrich took the most damage at 9 hit points. Once the Bar Brawl Blitz concluded, Varric couldn't help but laugh at his friends, especially with how they played the scenario. 

"Wow, that was hysterical. With the brawl finished, the City Guard arrives and determines that your whole party caused the brawl in the first place. So in addition to making out of it, you also have to either pay the damages or spend a night in jail. Though one is the lesser of two evils and since some of you took some heavy damage in the Scenario, I don't think Jail is in the cards." Varric said, "Those of you that have connections you can use, this would be the time."

"Wait! I have the connections and Royalty feat!" Rook remembered, "I can get the group out of this." 

"Rook, need to roll high for this one, you need a 20 or higher to pass this persuasion check." Varric said.

Rook rolls her dice and its a critical hit! 

"Yes! I got a crit hit!" Rook shouted.

"Way to go Rook!" Davrin exclaimed! 

"Yay! We get out of jail and/or paying for damages!" Bellara said.

"Let's not get too excited yet. Dalia shows her royal seal to the Captain of the City Guard. She and the Captain have a private conversation away from the group. Once she returns with the Captain of the Guard. Thanks to Dalia having Royal connections, you were all able to avoid jail time however, Rook, you lose all of your gold in the process." Varric said.

"Damn, sorry Rook." Neve said.

"It is what it is, but at least we are not in jail and a lot of us need to heal up anyway." Rook shrugged, "Emmrich, your character took a lot of damage..."

"It's the nature of the game, my dear." He said kindly. 

Rook gave him a soft smile as she looked at him. Emmrich's face turned a nice shade of red when he smiled shyly at her.

"So, since Rook bribed the captain of the guard, she's broke as shit." Davrin said. 

"I mean she saved all our asses and cleaned up a mess you started." Lucanis replied.

"Eh, the campaign was moving too slowly for me narrative wise. Can't blame me for wanting excitement." Davrin explained. 

"Yeah, but Rook is broke as shit. It doesn't change that." Taash said.

"Varric, since you are the DM for this campaign, can we have the option of donating some gold to Rook so that she could purchase potions or whatever she needs?" Emmrich asked.

Varric thought for a moment and then looked at the group, "I don't see why not, Bones, but keep in mind that this is voluntary."

"Oh it's not necessary, I can manage without gold at the moment." Rook replied.

"I mean, you did bail us out, the least we can do is either give you some gold or some items." Bellara said.

"That's sweet and all but we all need a place to stay and a long rest. We all took damage from that bar brawl." Harding suggested.

"Harding's right, the entire party is standing outside of the pub and discussing what to do next. Suddenly, Dalia remembers that her contact is in the city and offered her a place to stay should she need to lay low." Varric narrated, "So you all have an option, but there is also another Inn not too far from the Hanged Man, but chances are they heard about the brawl and may not offer any of you a place to stay. You all as a group have to decide what to do, majority rules in this scenario."

"I'd say we go with the contact. We'll save the gold we may have paid at the Inn and Rook already bailed all of us out." Neve responded.

"Can I make a perception check?" Lucanis asked.

"Oh, you are on to something aren't you Crow?" Varric asked with a smile.

"I checked my character sheet and the lore states that Verso also has a contact in the city. He suspects that Dalia's contact is the same as his." Lucanis hypothesized. 

"Make that perception check, you need a 10 or higher." Varric said.

Lucanis rolled his dice and passed the check.

"Dalia, is this contact of yours in the city?" Lucanis asked.

"Yes, they are. I've never met them but their information has been credible so far." Rook responded.

"I believe we may have the same contact. I think meeting with them will be beneficial, to some degree." Lucanis said.

"I don't know, it sounds pretty sketchy to me," Taash said, "We don't even know what this contact of yours wants. I'd rather take my chances at the Inn. If the proprieter refuses us service, I can intimidate them."

"I'm going to side with Taash on this one. We don't know this contact." Lace added.

"I also got the same information about the Urn of Sacred Ashes from the contact." Davrin answered, "I'd rather investigate this contact, we've already pissed off a lot of people."

"It seems suspicious to me, I agree with Harding and Taash on this one." Bellara replied.

"I also received the same information from this contact. I'm curious to see what they want and what is their motive for contact various adventurers." Emmrich replied, "I want to investigate as well."

"It seems we have a slim majority here. So the whole group will investigate this contact. I think this is a good time to end this session and pick it up next weekend. Great work everyone!" Varric concluded with a smile.

The group started gathering their items and some leftovers that Irelin packed for them to take if they wanted to. While some of them began to leave, a few decided to stay a little longer to pack up. Emmrich and Rook decided to help Bellara and Irelin clean up while Varric was getting all of his dungeon master items in his bag.

"That was quite a session! Though it's ironic that my character took the most damage." Emmrich said with a chuckle.

"I feel bad that your character took the hit for me," Rook said as she was putting the clean dishes away, "I would've had my character take the hit for you. I have more hit points."

"No need, I didn't mind. My character has healing spells and potions, it is no concern." Emmrich replied.

Rook looked and smiled at him. She felt a warmth from the older man. Speaking with him felt easy and comforting for her. She felt a little shy but comfortable at the same time.

He's so nice to talk to. Such a gentleman too. Dammit Laila, ask him out for tea or lunch or something?! He's so kind.

Emmrich also feels a warmth from Rook and enjoys her company. He feels at ease with her and comfortable. His concern is he may be moving quickly being as he has done so in the past.

She is so warm and friendly. I don't want to rush her. Maybe I should ask her out on a date. Maybe meet up for lunch. If she says no, then she says no and that's fine. But it would be so disappointing. Maybe I should take a little more time to get to know her a little more before asking her out. I think that may be more prudent.

"Emmrich, can I ask you something?" Rook said as she finished her dishes.

Emmrich looked at her as he finished putting away the plates and cups in the cabinets. 

"Of course, you can ask me anything, Laila." He answered.

Rook looked down at her hands nervously but then steeled herself and looked up at his face.

"Would you like to meet up for tea sometime?" She asked nervously and with a blush.

Emmrich did not expect her to ask him to meet her for tea. Unexpected but not unwelcome. He smiled and took her hands in his.

"My dear, I would love to. I know this wonderful café that I think we would enjoy. When would you like to meet up?" He asked smiling.

Laila was surprised but happy. She didn't expect him to say yes. 

"Oh, does next weekend work? I figured we could meet up before game night." She suggested.

"That is perfect. I look forward to it." Emmrich replied smiling.

Laila blushed but she was happy. Emmrich was also happy that she asked him. Unbeknownst to them, Bellara and Irelin were eavesdropping on their conversation. While Irelin was excited, Bellara was brimming with exuberance. She took out her phone and began typing in a flurry. 

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🍆Operation Kiss, Kiss, Fall In Love Chat🦪

Veil_JumperGirl has changed the name of the Group Chat.

Veil_JumperGirl added ILutere to the group chat. 

Veil_JumperGirl: OMG!! EVERYONE!! IT'S HAPPENING!

LacyScout: Bellara, what's happening? We haven't even gotten back to our apartment and already you're blowing up the chat! 

TrueCrimeQueen: Bel, sweetie did something explode in the kitchen again, also, did you add Irelin in the chat? This is supposed to be a closed group, no offense Irelin.

ILutere: None taken Neve, and I'm better at keeping quiet than Bells is. After all I'm spoiler free, 🤣.

Veil_JumperGirl: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Why do you have to roast me about that episode in the first season of The Veil of Time?! How many times do I have to apologize to Asher and Tarquin about it?!

ILutere: It's still funny.

GriffonDaddy: What's all the commotion Bellara?

Veil_JumperGirl: It's safe to say that it's working!

LacyScout: What's working? One of your inventions? 

The_Crow_King: Mierda, I forgot the leftovers! Amore, I thought you got them.

TrueCrimeQueen: Shit, I knew we forgot something.

ILutere: I can drop the leftovers off at the Villa tomorrow, Lucanis, I have a conference I need to attend anyway. 

The_Crow_King: Gracias, Irelin. 

Veil_JumperGirl: No Harding! Focus everyone!

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Bellara, its like 2 in the morning and Lace and I just got home. We have to meet our moms for brunch in several hours, out with it!

Veil_JumperGirl: Okay! Okay! Varric's plan is working! Rook asked Emmrich out on a date!

GriffonDaddy: Holy shit! That quick?! 

ILutere: She asked him to meet her for tea and lunch next weekend. It's not exactly a date but its a good sign.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Oh, that's not a biggie. I thought you caught them fucking in your kitchen.

LacyScout: TAASH!!!

The_Crow_King: To be fair, I was thinking the same thing.

GriffonDaddy: Ditto.

ILutere: I will not allow anyone to desecrate our kitchen! We just remodeled it! 

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: I don't know, Emmrich seems like the type to have a freaky side beneath that gentleman exterior.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Told you that the plan was a good one!

Veil_JumperGirl: Varric!? How long have you been reading this chat?! 

DungeonDaddyTethras: Long enough. Also, Irelin, I love the new kitchen remodel.

ILutere: Thank you Varric! It was long overdue!

DungeonDaddyTethras: Also, Taash and Irelin are right, meeting up for tea and lunch is not typically a date but if it goes well, it can lead to a dinner date. Trust the process.

LacyScout: I still think this is a bad idea. 

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Lace, he was practically going to let his character die to protect her character, even though her character has higher HP than his does.

LacyScout: Okay, true, but this could go wrong really quick if we're careless.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Harding, I know what I'm doing, it'll be fine.

TrueCrimeQueen: What are the chances that either one or both will catch up to the fact that we are setting them up in the most convoluted way possible?

The_Crow_King: Rook and Emmrich are very intelligent people. I don't think it will take long.

Veil_JumperGirl: Eh, they are book and street smart but when it comes to their feelings and desires, they're both oblivious.

The_Crow_King: Mierda, you're right.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Just trust the process. They're going to meet up for tea and lunch next weekend. I'm sure Bones and Rook will tell me all about it. 

TrueCrimeQueen: Before I forget, Tarquin and Asher wanted to remind everyone that next weekend is the Season Premiere of Templars.

GriffonDaddy: Oh yeah! I know Tarquin mentioned something a while back about filming a show in Tevinter! I had no idea it was Templars!

LacyScout: I really hope that none of our associates are featured on it. 

TrueCrimeQueen: Tarquin said this season is one for the books. I'm curious to see who will be on it.

The_Crow_King: Last season was in Treviso and Illario made an ass of himself several times in different episodes.

GriffonDaddy: Is he still acting like a Clout Goblin?

The_Crow_King: Unfortunately. Which defeats the concept of "lifestyle influencer." I'm not a fan of Zara either but I don't know why she puts up with it.

TrueCrimeQueen: Amatus, love is so strange and confusing sometimes.

The_Crow_King: True. As long as he doesn't mention me or the rest of the family, we are good. We don't need any negative publicity associated with him.

GriffonDaddy: To shift gears for a moment, the theme song to Templars is a bop.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Agreed.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Sorry, Bianca and I were putting the girls to bed. They want to go to the Zoo tomorrow so I will be in and out of the chat. At any rate, things are moving along nicely for them both. Rook and Bones texted me separately asking for each others' phone numbers. Thought I'd give that little update. 

Veil_JumperGirl: YAY!!! I'm so excited for them!

LacyScout: If this chat is a closed one, let's at least not add anymore people until we've vetted them. No offense, Irelin.

ILutere: None taken. 

DungeonDaddyTethras: I'll see everyone next weekend. Post any updates here.

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The weekend of the Tea Date arrived. Rook was very nervous since this had been her first date in a year. She was struggling to piece together an outfit to wear. She kept going through her closet, trying to match individual pieces but nothing seemed to click. She was also going over to Davrin's Condo for the next gaming session and had to wear something that was comfortable as well. She kept rummaging through her closet until she found a few pieces that would work for the tea date. A pair of black skinny jeans that were soft to the touch and a comfortable, green, cozy, baggy cable knit sweater that she can put on over her cropped The Forgotten Ones band shirt that she purchased at the last show she attended. She put those pieces on along with her oxblood boots; she took the time to admire herself in the mirror. 

Finally! Found an outfit that works! The jeans show off my luscious figure and the sweater covers up my huge boobs nicely. Finding clothes that fit my huge chest and ass is a never-ending struggle. I hope Emmrich doesn't think I dress too frumpy... Maybe it's too casual...? Then again, its a Tea Date and I asked him out, I don't exactly want to be overdressed either! Ugh! Get it together Laila! It's Tea and maybe lunch in Nevarra City! It's not like you're going to a fancy dinner! I'm sure he's going to look good no matter what he wears but I don't want to be underdressed either! Why is this so hard?! I should know how to dress up for a date! I wish I had asked the ladies for help on this one! Ah well, nothing else works for the occasion so I'll wear this for now. Not to mention, if I keep dwaddling, I'll miss the 11:30 train and wait another 30 minutes to take the next one. By then I'll be late!

She settled on the outfit and added the finishing touches. She picked up her bag and headed to the kitchen. She opened up a can of cat food and placed its contents on the little plates. An adorable ginger tabby and his sister, a pretty, tortoise shell colored, cat climbed up the island counter with an adorable trill. 

"Ser Pounce A Lot! Tara! Come get your brunch! Mommy will be home late but there is plenty of food in your automatic feeder." She said as she adjusted their plates and scratched their chins, "Be good my babies, mommy has a date and then she'll meet up with your aunts, uncles and cousin Taash."

As soon as she was confident that her cats were going to be fine on their own with plenty of food, water and clean litter boxes, Rook left her apartment and locked the door. She took the elevator from the 4th floor to the lobby and ran to the Crossroads Transit Station near the Minanter River Park.

The Crossroads Transit System is a life saver for many commuters, especially in Nevarra since the city itself and the Necropolis are far. The stations also boast many shops and food stalls, making it one of the main hubs of activity within the citizens of Nevarra and all of Thedas. The commuters affectionately call the trains, "Eluvians," after the ancient mirrors that were written about in the many fables and stories about Thedas. The trains are also high speed rails which it can take commuters from one country to another in less than an hour, depending on the location. For example, an Eluvian from Nevarra City to Orlais only takes an hour. Rook and Emmrich were not going to meet up in Orlais of course; They were meeting up in Nevarra City, which only took Rook an half an hour to get there, provided there was enough space in the Eluvian to get on and it wasn't full of commuters. Since it was a Saturday, the chances of the Eluvian and the stations being packed were much higher than on a weekday. Thankfully, the Crossroads Transit System is operational 24 hours and 7 days a week, except on Holidays.

Rook uses the Crossroads frequently, so much so that she purchased the yearly pass so that she didn't have to pay more to use it and so that she could save money. She decided against driving her car to meet Emmrich, due to it being on its last legs. She's had the car for 15 years but it cannot handle any long trips like it used to. She had to figure out a way to ask Emmrich to give her a ride to Davrin's and back to her apartment. She figured that if he wasn't comfortable with that plan, she can use the Crossroads to get there as well, but ideally, she wanted to spend more time with him.

She managed to make it in time to her 11:30 train and as soon as she arrived, it was nearly packed with commuters. The doors opened and commuters from all over Thedas disenembarked from the Eluvian to get to their destinations, Rook sneaked into the train just in time to grab a seat. The seats in the Eluvians were the most comfortable and many people arrive early to grab a spot since they are so highly coveted. She adjusted herself and moved her bag on her lap. Her leg was shaking with excitement and anxiety as she rode the Eluvian to her destination.

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"Oh Maker preserve me..." Emmrich softly said to himself as he stared into his reflection, "I am an old fool, why would she want to go out with someone like me? I'm so much older than her."

People will stare at us both and they'll likely think, 'why is she with him, she's so young!' They may think I'm a disgusting old man. It's been so long since I've gone on a date...maybe a few months...why am I so nervous? I am a grown man, I shouldn't be this nervous to meet her. She is my colleague at work and she is part of the gaming group. What am I to do? I'm tempted to cancel on her but that would be rude of me to do so last minute. No, I can do this, we are meeting for tea and if it goes well, we can have lunch together.

While Emmrich is staring in the mirror, a young, teenage boy arches his left eyebrow at him as he scratches his black hair. His green eyes are staring intently at Emmrich, waiting to break the awkward silence. 

"Dad, are you okay? You've been staring at the mirror for a few minutes," he said.

Emmrich turned around to see his son, Manfred, standing at the door of his bathroom.

"Oh, I'm sorry Manfred, I'm just making sure I look sharp for my-" Emmrich began to say.

"Your date? Dad, you look fine, I promise." Manfred finished.

"You don't think the dress jacket is too much? I'm meeting someone for tea." Emmrich asked his son.

"Dad, you're fine, you're not overdressed. You're going to be late. You've always told me it's rude to keep someone waiting." Manfred replied.

Emmrich smiled, "Of course, right as always, Manfred. Did you finish your homework?"

Manfred looked at his father gave him a sheepish smile, "Kinda, sorta..."

"Manfred...." Emmrich probed.

"Okay, okay! I haven't finished my math homework yet! I'll finish it when I get to Uncle Vorgoth and Aunt Myrna's." Manfred quickly replied.

Emmrich smiled and ruffled his son's hair. Manfred smiled back at the affectionate touch. 

"Manfred, I don't want to be one of those fathers that doesn't understand. I was your age once too." He said, "Now grab what you need to finish your homework and I'll meet you downstairs."

Manfred turned around to go back to his room to pick up his math textbook and his other supplies to finish his homework. He also packed a couple of board games since he knew that like Aunt Johanna, Uncle Vorgoth and Aunt Myrna loved playing board games. Emmrich turned around to look at himself in the mirror. He wore a charcoal dress jacket with an ivory t-shirt and green slacks. He wore his usual collection of grave gold on his hands and had dress boots on. He was doubting whether he was overdressed but he figured it was no time like the present. 

He bounded down the stairs and met Manfred at the door. As soon as they had everything they needed, Emmrich and Manfred stepped out of their home. Emmrich locked the front door and checked the security cameras to make sure they were working. He unlocked the door to his car using his key fob and got inside in the driver's seat and Manfred in the passenger seat. Emmrich started the ignition and began driving in the direction of Vorgoth and Myrna's home. 

"...So, who's the date with?" Manfred asked.

Emmrich turned red when he asked him, "Well...um, she's um, she's a colleague from the University. She works in another department."

"Is she pretty?" Manfred asked.

Emmrich turned several more shades of red, "Why would you like to know?"

Manfred snorted, "I dunno, just asking, it could be why you're nervous."

Emmrich was trying to quickly figure out how to answer his son honestly without crashing the car. That's how nervous and embarrassed he was.

"Well, I think she's really pretty. And she's smart." Emmrich replied.

"Okay, I mean as long as she's nice to you, I have no qualms." Manfred commented.

The rest of the car ride went without either of them commenting about the date. Emmrich instead conversed with Manfred about how school and how his friends were. As soon as they arrived to Myrna and Vorgoth's home, Manfred picked up his things and wished his father luck on his date.

Emmrich smiled and waved bye at his friends and his son. As soon as he pulled away from Myrna and Vorgoth's driveway, he drove to Nevarra City to meet Rook at the café for their date.

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Rook was sitting at the fountain of the El Nido Café staring at her phone. She sent a text to Emmrich to let him know she arrived safely and was waiting for him at the fountain in front of the café. She was excited but nervous as she made her way to the center of Nevarra's bustling downtown area. She checked her phone to see if Emmrich saw the message. The phone pinged with a message from him saying he was only a few minutes away from the fountain. She looked up from her phone and waved at him to let him know where she was. She stood up for him to make it easier for him to spot her in the crowd. 

Oh Maker, she looks adorable and so effortlessly sexy. I think I am overdressed.

Holy shit, Emmrich looks so hot and sexy. Goddamn, no wonder a lot of the professors and students have a crush on him, he's a silver fox! I'm totally underdressed.

Emmrich smiled as he approached Rook and gave her a hug. "Hello my dear, you look wonderful."

Rook blushed as she left his embrace, "Thank you, you look great."

"Well, shall we?" He asked.

"Of course. So you picked Lucanis' café for tea?" She said with a sly smirk.

"Why not? I want to support a friend, also he makes sure that all of his branches have the most top quality menu items and ingredients." Emmrich replied matter of fact.

"Oh no question, I just never made the effort to visit since I've been busy reviewing my students' papers." Rook commented.

They walked inside the café and found a nice nook in the corner for them to sit in comfort and privacy. The café is lovely and cozy with couches and tables and chairs strewn throughout. One wall contained a shelf with board games and the other had books for people to read. 

Emmrich and Rook placed their orders as soon as the barista approached. Emmrich turned his attention to Rook and continued their conversation.

"So, how are your students faring overall this semester?" He asked.

"I mean, it could be worse and most of them understand the material, but some are still struggling. So I'm going to have to take a different approach." She replied.

"My students have been struggling this term. I don't know what else to do. Maybe I need to do a review with them or meet with them individually to see where they're struggling. I thankfully have a few that understand the material." He said.

"I'm sorry, that's really difficult. Unfortunately, Anatomy is not my strong suit so I can't help." Rook replied sadly.

"It's nothing to concern yourself over, my dear," he said as held her hand. 

Rook noticed his hand and blushed as she smiled and looked down. 

"Oh! I'm so sorry! I should have asked if it was all right for me to hold your hand." Emmrich said turning red.

"Oh! No its fine, Emmrich! I like it. I appreciate it." Rook said smiling. 

"So, enough about work, what do you think of the campaign so far?" He asked while holding Rook's hand. 

"I think it's off to a great start, though, I feel bad that your character almost died in the first session. You didn't have to make those moves." Rook replied.

"Oh, well I had to think on my feet. The Bar Brawl Blitzes are very chaotic. It's not my first one with Varric as dungeon master." He said.

"Varric likes to spice up the games. We also have some very chaotic members as well so its never a dull moment." Rook said with a chuckle, "So, what did you with the Mourn Watch before you retired?"

"Oh, I led expeditions to the Necropolis, settled legal disputes with family members and assisted in solving crimes. That's how I met Neve." Emmrich explained, "I've been with them since I was a young man. I can't complain since they paid for my diplomas. I would like to go for my doctorate but I'd like to wait for Manfred to go to college so that I can focus on it."

Rook listened intently and smiled. 

He's brilliant and yet he wants to still go for his doctorate. Maybe I can help him study during the week...He's more than capable.

"I think that's wonderful! I'm sure Manfred will be very supportive of your goals." Rook replied.

Emmrich smiled, "Oh he really is. He's still young but he does have a wisdom that belies his years in certain situations."

"Is he going to make an appearance at one of our game nights?" Rook asked. 

"Not tonight, my friends agreed to watch over him. Johanna, is unavailable so he's with Myrna and Vorgoth." Emmrich answered.

"I'm glad he's with Myrna and Vorgoth, they're really sweet. I need to get in touch with them since I'm officially back in town. They've been keeping me abreast of the goings on in Nevarra. It's helped with my homesickness. And Varric's gossip too." Rook commented with a smile.

The barista arrived with their orders. Emmrich and Rook thanked them and returned to their conversation.

"So, what did you do on your sabbatical?" Emmrich asked. 

"I knew this was going to come up. So I went to teach at the University of Denerim. The students there were really nice. They also love their dogs there. I did get to meet Prime Minister Thieren and his wife. They're really sweet and friendly. Oddly enough, I taught their son. He was very sweet, sociable. Really bright too." Rook answered, "Despite the circumstances in which it happened, it was a great experience."

"I'm glad, I heard that you were asked to take a sabbatical due to your disagreement with the former Board of Trustees," Emmrich recalled. 

Rook laughed as he mentioned the Board of Trustees, "So the official version is that they retired, but the true version is that I've been collecting evidence against them for years. Once I gathered it, I turned it in to the Templars, the Watch and the Thedosian Internal Revenue Services. If there's one agency you don't fuck with its the TIRS."

Emmrich smiled and laughed, "Well done! I never liked the previous Board, there was something off about them but couldn't put my finger on it. So are you going to tonight's session?"

"Oh of course! I've missed playing with everyone and I really want to continue the story." Rook replied, "I got here through the Crossroads so I'll take them to get to Davrin's later in the evening."

Emmrich's ears perked up at Rook's mention of the Crossroads.

Oh, she took public transit to arrive here, I should offer her a ride to Davrin's and back to her home. I would feel better knowing she's safe and I can also spend more time with her. If she doesn't, it's fine. 

"Rook, if I may, I can offer you a ride to Davrin's." He offered, "Only if you are comfortable with it."

Rook's ears perked and she smiled, "Emmrich, I appreciate it but I don't want to trouble you with that."

"It's no trouble at all for me. I would like to spend more time with you if you are amenable." He assured her.

Rook blushed and smiled as they stared at each other. 

Oh...Oh! YES! I want to spend more time with him! Say yes Laila, don't be an idiot!

"I would love to. You know, I'm having so much fun, would you like to have lunch as well?" Rook asked.

Emmrich smiled and his heart began to beat a little faster.

She said yes! She wants to spend more time with me! She wants to have lunch with me! Of course my dear, I want to spend as much time with you as I can! I can't believe things are going so well!

"My dear, I would be delighted to share the tranquility of this place with you. I'll ask the barista to bring the lunch menu."

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Emmrich and Rook finished their lunch and left El Nido to walk around Downtown Nevarra. They decided it was a nice and fun way to kill the time before they had to go to Davrin's for game night. As they walked through the historic buildings, shops and cafes, they continued their conversation; ranging from topics such as favorite movies, music to D-Dramas, historical texts and life. 

"So..." Rook asked playfully while looking at Emmrich with a cheeky grin, "What is your favorite color?"

"Do I have to pick one?" He responded with a smile.

"C,mon! Tell me! Let me guess, black? Maybe green...oh I know! Yellow! But like bone yellow!" She said excitedly.

Emmrich chuckled, looking at her eyes and seeing the playfulness in them.

"Lilac." He replied.

"Of course! You went to a flower!" She said excitedly.

"It's such a pretty shade of purple and it reminds me of the early days of spring." He responded.

It also reminds me of your beautiful eyes. Eyes that show your gentleness, your softness and radiance. 

"I told you my favorite color, what is yours?" He asked playfully.

"Hmmm, why don't you take a guess?" Rook teased.

Emmrich examined her carefully before he made his educated guess, "You tend to favor certain colors over others because they accentuate your striking features. Even though I think a lot of colors would look excellent on you, I've seen you wear a lot of dark colors and jewel tones. Your grave gold is white, which is very popular among the youth these days and looks fetching on you. I've also noticed that your jewelry and accessories always have a shade of purple in them, even if the metal is colorful. So with all of this in mind, your favorite color is purple; any and all shades of it."

Rook was stunned, he answered her question correctly. She knows that Neve is observant but didn't expect it from Emmrich. Which led Rook to assume that Emmrich is paying close attention to her, every part and all of her. She didn't think he would pick up on the alexandrite and amethyst gems that she wears in her jewelry. The thought made her feel warm and set her stomach fluttering. Her face bloomed pink as she looked at him and smiled sweetly. 

"That's correct. I love all shades of purple. Ever since I was a little girl I've always been fond of purple the most. I like all colors, but purple is very special to me. It's the color of creativity, perception and royalty." She explained, "I read so many books and played so many video games growing up. I was obsessed with stories, especially those that deal with intrigue."

"I take it you have ambitions to be the Queen of Nevarra?" Emmrich commented playfully.

Rook laughed, "No, not like that! Though Dalia is the rightful heir to the throne and wants to reclaim her kingdom for her people. That's what I wrote in the background of her lore anyway."

"What is the inspiration for Princess Dalia anyway? She's fascinating and there is a lot more to her than she has let on." Emmrich asked.

"You are very perceptive!" Rook said, "So Princess Dalia is a character in the novel that I'm currently working on..."

Emmrich's ears perked up, "You're a writer, I didn't know that! Do you have any published works? I would like to read them."

"I have a lot of academic texts that are published, but the one I'm working on is a historical, romantasy novel. Bartrand has been hounding me to try my hand at fiction for a while." Rook replied.

"A historical, romance epic? That's lovely! I would like to be the first to read it once it's finished." Emmrich said.

"Of course! I'll give you a signed copy once it's finished." Rook said.

Emmrich checked his watch. It was getting close to the time for the session to begin.

"My dear, I believe it's time we head out to Davrin's. It's a bit of a drive and this way we beat traffic." Emmrich said.

"Oh! You're right! Let's head out, we can walk around Downtown another time." She said, "If you'd like, of course! It's okay if you don't, not trying to put pressure on you."

She wants to meet up with me again?! Of course I want to! Why would she think I didn't want to? Did someone hurt her before? Oh poor woman, I shudder to think the heartbreak and hurt she experienced at the hands of others.      

"Of course I would love to see you again. I had a wonderful time with you, Laila," Emmrich said "My hope is that you would like to see me again outside of our academic and social circles."

"Of course Emmrich! I enjoy spending time with you. Now let's make our way to Davrin's." Rook responded.

He wants to go out with me again! I have to suggest something nice for our second date. Maybe that really nice and cozy restaurant next to the Nevarran Royal Gardens, I bet he would love it!

Emmrich and Rook walked back to the parking garage. He unlocked the car and opened the door for her to go in. He then got in the driver's seat, turned on the ignition and backed out of the parking spot. He drove out of the garage to make their way to Davrin's Condo in Arlathan. 

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"Yo Davrin! Get your ass in here! Templars is going to come on in a few minutes!" Taash shouted. 

The group was sitting around in the spacious living room while Davrin was in his kitchen putting the finishing touches on the dinner for the group. He made a separate, but equally delicious vegetarian dish for Emmrich and Rook. Once he was sure that the food wasn't going to burn, he made his way to the living room to meet up with everyone else. Davrin sat on the large sectional sofa, in between Bellara and Taash, whom was sitting next to Harding. Neve and Lucanis sat on the other end of the sectional, while Varric sat next to Bellara. Assan hopped up on the couch and laid his head on Davrin's lap, staring attentively at the TV. A show began with a warning of its contents and that viewer discretion was advised. Once that warning is over, the theme song for Templars began. 

"The theme song is so catchy and fun to sing." Davrin commented.

"So Neve, since this season is in Tevinter, do you think Tarquin is going to find any of your people?" Harding asked.

"I hope not, it would be so embarassing for them." She replied.

"It would be very funny if it did," Taash said, "I'm curious as to what crazy shit will happen this week."

"I really hope it's not as bad as last season in Treviso," Lucanis commented, "The family chat blew up so much with Illario acting like a jackass. I had to turn off my notifications in order to sleep a few hours."

"I wouldn't worry too much about it Crow, from the synopsis, it looks like they are focusing in Dock Town in the first episode." Varric commented assuredly.

"Shh, shh, there's Tarquin! Woo hoo, go Tarquin!" Bellara excitedly shouted.

On the TV is their friend Tarquin, who has been recently promoted to Lt. Commander of the Templars.

"When I got out of the service with the Tevinter Military, I applied to work for the Templars. I sat at a desk job for a few years, then got promoted after assisting with a major case. Then I slowly made my way up to Lt. Commander. Knight Captain Rana, is tough, but fair."

"I meant to congratulate Tarquin on his recent promotion!" Bellara said.

"Don't worry Bel, he's not going to be mad that you forgot." Neve assured.

"Dock Town is our home. It's got its charm and it's not so bad. I'm responding to a call about drunken and disorderly conduct. It's from the Lamplighter Club. I'm going to see if I can de-escalate the situation. This is a common thing that happens and usually these disputes are usually settled either with a ride home or a night in jail."

"Hey Slick, is that where a lot of the Threads and Shadow Dragons hang out?" Varric asked.

"Oh no, if Tarquin is going there to de-escalate a situation than that means..." Neve said as she placed her hand on her forehead.

"Good evening gentleman, what seems to be the problem here?"

"Tarquin! I'm glad you're here and what's with the camera crew?"

"Elek, the crew is filming so don't worry about them."

"Tarquin, you tell Elek he's a whore! He cheated me out of a bet!"

"Okay, Damas, what is the problem here?"

"This trifling ass ho cheated me out of my money!"

"Bitch! You owe me 50 gold and a dick suck!"

"Okay, you two need to settle down before I arrest the both of you and take you to jail!"

Neve shook her head in equal measure of annoyance and embarrassment.

"So Elek and Damas tend to get into fights when they're drunk..." Davrin asked.

Neve looked at everyone and sighed, "Tarquin wasn't kidding when this season was one for the books. I knew those two would make asses of themselves. Just didn't expect it to be televised in all honesty."

"If this is just the start, then I don't want to think about Tarquin's next call," Harding said.

As the show progressed, Tarquin was able to resolve the situation at the Lamplighter Club, by escorting both Damas and Elek out of the club and driving them straight to the Dock Town Templar Precinct. The show then cut to a commercial break. While the group was discussing what transpired, Varric recieved a text message from Emmrich.

"Hey everyone, Bones and Rook are on their way here. He said their ETA is half an hour. They hit some pretty bad traffic."

"Wait, they're coming here together, as in Emmrich offered her a lift, together?!" Bellara asked with excitement.

Varric smiled. "Yup, I think my plan is working smoothly.

"Hey, the show's back on!" Harding said.

The group turned their attention back to the TV and saw that Tarquin was making his way to another call. This time he was in a different location.

"So when we work cases, sometimes we have to go to the magistrates or the magisters for a warrant. In this case, I have a warrant for an arrest on a popular influencer here in Vyrantium. He's been running a financial Crypto Currency Scam for years and engaged in Pump and Dump schemes, screwing over people that have purchased his crypto currency. A law was recently approved to make Pump and Dump Schemes illegal and punishable with a fine  up to 10 years in prison. Archon Pavus was fed up with the citizens of Tevinter losing their money over these schemes. Financial crimes have been a problem in Tevinter and the Archon, along with the Divine have been trying to figure out solutions to curb it. Vyrantium is one one of the wealthier areas in Tevinter so it's no surprise the warrant leads here. Let's see if our subject is home."

"Uh, Lucanis, is that Zara's home?" Davrin asked.

"Mierda, not again..." Lucanis said.

"Good evening, is this the Renata residence?"

"Yes it is, how can I help you?"

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Illario Dellamorte."

"What for? What crime has he committed?"

"He is being taken in under suspicion of committing financial crimes."

"ILLARIO!!! I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO DO ANYMORE CRYPTO CURRENCY SHIT! THAT'S WHY YOU ARE BROKE!!!"

"AMOR I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF STREAMING MY GAME!! TELL THE TEMPLAR TO GO AWAY!"

"You know what, fucking arrest him! I don't have time for this shit!"

"Mr. Illario Dellamorte, I have to take you into custody. I have a warrant for your arrest."

"Wait, wait, the crypto currency coin is legit, I promise Templar!"

"Ser, you are suspected of committing financial crimes in Tevinter, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law."

"ZARA!!! Call my lawyer and call Lucanis!"

"Wait a minute, ser, are you livestreaming your arrest?"

"What! No! I'm livestreaming my game!"

"ILLARIO ARE YOU ARE STILL STREAMING?!!"

Lucanis was speechless as he witnessed what was happening on the television screen. His cousin Illario was getting arrested (again) while he was still live streaming. Zara shouting at him and telling Tarquin to get him out of her home. The rest of the group looked at him. The tension was thick with an awkward silence. The silence ended when the group heard a doorbell.

"I'll get it! Lucanis, are you going to be okay?" Davrin asked.

Lucanis, mouth agape was still too stunned to speak. There were many notification sounds, popping off and pinging on Lucanis' phone. He knew that the notifications were from the family chat and he knew his grandmother, Caterina was beyond angry with Illario. Lucanis did not have the stomach nor mental capacity to deal with Illario at the moment so he took out his phone and silenced the notifications. Neve gently placed her hand on his shoulder to comfort him.

"I'll come back in a moment." Davrin said before he went to answer the door.

Davrin came back into the living room to escort Emmrich and Rook.

"Good evening everyone, I hope you've all had a lovely week." Emmrich said as he walked in next to Rook.

"Hey everyone," She said cheerfully, "So, what did we miss?" 

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"Lucanis, did something happen, you look like you had a stroke." Rook commented.

All he could do was stare at Rook with an exhausted look on his face.

"So, Illario got arrested on Templars...again." Harding explained, "This time it was really embarrassing."

"Well that's not new, what hasn't he gotten arrested for and what embarrassing thing he hasn't done?" Rook scoffed.

"Uh Rook it's really bad, we are talking like first degree felony." Bellara further explained, "You remember the shit he got on social media for the Crypto Currency scandal?"

"Wait, wasn't he involved in a lawsuit and lost the case?" Emmrich recalled, "He had to pay out millions to the victims. It was one of the biggest scandals in Treviso."

"That's the reason why Illario left Treviso, he got kicked out of Lucanis' villa and he moved in with Zara. But from the looks of tonight's episode, that relationship is likely over. She finally got sick of his shit." Neve chimed in.

The flat screen TV in Davrin's living room was still on and Templars came back from it's last commercial break.  Everyone took a seat to watch more of the madness unfold. On the screen, Tarquin was driving but had a sour look on his face. He looked as if he was going to quit on the spot.

"You know, you see things on this job. I never thought that would happen. I mean, I have arrested influencers before, but arresting one of them in the middle of his lives stream was not on my bingo card. I'm going on one last call before my shift ends. I got a call from the Archon's Palace regarding a belligerent tourist. A representative of Archon Pavus reported that an angry tourist from Nevarra demanded to see the Archon. I'm going to see what is going on and maybe de-escalate the situation. Although, given my track record tonight, it's likely not going to go well, so Knight Captain Rana has prepared some room in a jail cell. Okay, here we are, I don't get paid enough to put up with this shit."

"Good evening, I'm responding to a call from here?"

"Thank you, Lt. Tarquin, we have a tourist from Nevarra here, she's been demanding to see the Archon to launch a complaint."

"OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING TWAT!"

It was Emmrich's turn to be horrified as Johanna pushed the receptionist out of the way on the TV screen. 

"Oh Maker, Johanna..." He said pinching the bridge of his nose. 

"Templar! Thank the fucking Maker you're here! This trollop was telling me that I am not allowed to smoke in the Palace! I need to smoke my Elfroot!"

"Okay, ma'am, what is your name?"

"My name is Johanna Hezenkoss, Ph.D! I came here to visit Tevinter and I being told that I cannot smoke my medication anywhere in this shithole of a country! I have a card that allows me the right to smoke my Elfroot!"

"Ma'am can I see the license?"

"Here! The proof that I'm allowed to smoke it!"

"Ma'am, this license allows you to smoke medical elfroot in Fereldan. You need the license for Tevinter."

"Lt. Tarquin, that's what I've told her!"

"PAH! Why the fuck is it illegal in Tevinter?! All the good shit is illegal in Tevinter and yet all the bad shit that Tevinter is known for is legal, what the fuck is this?! Archon Pavus is one of my former students! All drugs are legal in Nevarra for recreational use!" 

"Dr. Hezenkoss, first of all, there is legislation that is being revised to de-criminalize Elfroot to be used for medical and recreational purposes, second, yes Tevinter had an awful reputation regarding slavery, racism, corruption, classism and sexism and is still coming to terms with the damage left behind; and third, you need a license from the Thedosian Government to smoke medical elfroot legally, everywhere. Now, we have a few options as to handle this situation, you will apologize to the receptionist and quietly leave. If you cannot manage that, I will escort you myself and place you under arrest."

"YOU CAN'T DO SHIT TO ME TEMPLAR!! I'M A NEVARRAN CITIZEN!"

Johanna threw her purse at Tarquin on the TV screen and tried to run out of the Archon's Palace. She was surprisingly very fast but Tarquin and the Archon Guards caught her as Tarquin arrested her.

"Now I know why she wasn't available to take care of Manfred..." Emmrich said.

"I think, that's it for the night. Let's eat and then get the session started," Varric quickly said, "Crow are you okay?"

"Caterina is going to give me so much shit when we return to the Villa. I don't want to think about how many messages I received at this moment. It's probably still going." Lucanis finally responded.

"Amatus, I think eating and continuing our campaign will help get your mind off of it for a bit. We will figure it out when we get home." Neve said as she placed her hand on his shoulder.

As soon as the group finished eating their meals that Davrin prepared, Varric set up everything for the campaign as the group took out their gaming supplies to continue the campaign.

"We continue where we left off in Kirkwall. All of you voted last week to go to visit Dalia and Verso's contact in the city to see if they can stay for a night or two while they figure out their next move. All of you are walking along the path from Lowtown to Hightown, following the clues as to the location of their contact. The trail leads you all to a mansion in Hightown that only has one lamplight on. All of you need to decide who will be the one to knock on the door." Varric narrated.

The group looked at each other. unsure of what to do, Bellara was the first to speak.

"1, 2, 3 not it!"

"Oh come on Bel! You can't do it like that!" Davrin said.

"Do you expect me to use my grenades to get the door open?!" Bellara asked incredulously.  

"We are not using grenades to get the door open!" Harding quickly said.

"Babe, I can bust the door down with my axe." Taash suggested.

"Taash no!" Harding said.

"Okay you know what, Lucanis and I will roll for it! Will that make everyone feel better?" Rook said.

The group seemed satisfied with Rook's suggestion. She and Lucanis picked up their dice.

"Whoever's initiative is the lowest, will be the one to knock on the door." He said.

Rook and Lucanis rolled their dice. Rook rolled lower than Lucanis so she will be the one to knock.

"Okay, I'm going to knock on the door. Here's hoping someone answers." She said.

"As Princess Dalia knocks on the door, the peephole opens. A pair of amber eyes stare at her. 'I know you! Pretty Princess! You and your friends followed my clues!'" Varric said in a funny voice. "'Before I let you in, I need a favor from all of you. I am very hungry and haven't eaten anything. Do you think maybe one of you can go get me a bucket of fried chicken from the Kirkwall Fried Chicken stand,'" Varric requested in a funny voice. 

The group looked at Varric annoyingly.

"Really?! Right in front of the delicious meal I made for you Varric?!" Davrin said offended.

"Warden, this is a different character that somehow is like Bartrand but isn't Bartrand." Varric responded quickly. 

"What's the character's name then, Dungeon Daddy?" Rook challenged.

Varric tried to think quickly on his feet until he came up with his best guess for a name for an NPC.

"His name is Lord Farquaad...trand." Varric said quickly.

Rook arched an eyebrow, "Lord Farquaadtrand? You're losing your touch."

"All right smart ass, what name would you give him?" Varric challenged. 

"Lord Negean, the eldest of the Aquil Family and eligible bachelor of the realm, he's handsome but very awkward." Rook responded quickly.

Everyone looked at Rook in shock. They didn't expect Rook to come up with a quick lore and character name so quickly on the spot. While Varric was panicking internally, Emmrich was impressed and swooning over Rook's quick wit.

"Okay, well Lord Negean is hungry and requested the group to bring him some KFC. Will anyone volunteer to go?" Varric continued.

Instead of arguing the group decided to roll their die. Bellara rolled the lowest so she volunteered to grab the bucket of chicken.

"'Now that your friend will be going to get my dinner, I will open the door and let the rest of you in, but you need to be quick.'" Varric said, "The rest of the group entered the manor and were quickly ambushed by a clowder of adorable kitties. Their sweet little mews were begging for food as Lord Negean was scrambling to get their bowls ready to feed them. He began feeding them their kibble and as soon as he got their appetizers ready he sat down on the large sofa and invited the rest of the group to take their seats. 'Please sit, don't worry, the kitties are affectionate.'" Varric said.

"Okay, time out, Varric, I thought this campaign was going to have a lot of action! Instead we are hanging out with kitties and getting chicken!" Davrin complained.

"Hey! I like the idea of playing with kitties! Last week we had a Bar Brawl Blitz and we had our asses handed to us! Let us have a moment of cute please?!" Harding shot back.

"Don't worry Warden, the action will pick back up, right now, the group needs to rest and get their bearings." Varric assured Davrin.

"Fine, fine, the kitties are cute though." Davrin conceded.

"So, Lord Negean gestures your group to sit and relax. Some of the kitties decide to sit on the laps of Dalia, Auric and Hilde. 'So, Pretty Princess, we finally meet in person. I take it that these are your associates?'" Varric said.

"Yes, thank you and the kitties for your hospitality, Lord Negean. We are here because we got into some trouble at the Hanged Man and we need a place to lay low for a while." Rook said in character.

"We also need information on the Urn of Sacred Ashes." Davrin said.

"At the mention of of the Urn of Sacred Ashes, Lord Negean got sightly cagey but knew he had to tell the party the real reason why he was the contact for Verso, Dalia and Auric," Varric narrated, "Lord Negean sighed and spoke. 'I suppose some of you are wondering why I contacted you and gave you information regarding the Urn of Sacred Ashes.'"

"Please enlighten us." Lucanis said.

"'My beloved is in the Nevarran Court. Rather she is trapped. She was spying for the Nevarran Resistance. The situation has gotten more dangerous and if she leaves, they will harm her and the resistance, but if she stays, she is under the gaze of the king and the king has set his sights on her for marriage. I don't want anything to happen to her or the resistance. That's why I contacted you, Princess Dalia and some of the others whose reputations precede them. Please, you need to get to the Urn of Sacred Ashes. Use its power to help you and the Resistance to reclaim your throne.'" Varric narrated.

Rook knew that Varric was trying to save face over the NPC name debacle, so, she decided to play along and see if she can trip him up again.

"Lord Negean, is your beloved named Rennala?" Rook asked.

Varric looked at her and slyly smiled. He knew she was trying to bait him, but he wasn't going to let her win this round. He had this story mapped out, except for the names of the NPCs.

"'Yes! You know her, your majesty!?'" Varric said dramatically.

"She is...was my Lady in Waiting, until I had to escape the palace, she was the one that snuck me out. She is well but I know she is in danger. My father doesn't know that I am the leader of the Nevarran Resistance." Rook answered.

The group softly gasped at the recent turn of events in the story of the campaign. 

"And you were saying the campaign was too cute, Davrin?" Bellara said with smirk.

"Fine, I'll own that one." Davrin said, "Still, that's a pretty good reveal."

"As soon as Princess Dalia revealed her hidden identity, Tinker knocked on the door. Lord Negean gestured to the group to stay quiet. He looked through his peephole and opened the door quickly to let her in. Tinker brought back not one but two buckets of KFC. Lord Negean took the buckets out of her hands and placed them on the table. He began removing the skin of the chicken and separating the meat from the bone to feed his cats." Varric narrated.

"Sorry I took so long with the food, what happened?" Bellara asked in character.

"So, not only are we in the presence of royalty, she happens to be the leader of the Nevarran Resistance." Harding responded in character.

"Well, shit." Bellara replied.

"It seems that we all have a common goal with the Urn of Sacred Ashes, " Neve said in character, "I think freeing the nation of Nevarra from tyranny takes priority over our personal reasons for wanting the ashes."

"It's possible that your personal reasons and my objective align." Rook said, "If you all want to part ways, I won't force you to stay. Right now, we need to figure out our next move and we need to soon once we've all rested."

"Lord Negean finished giving the cats their food and was finally able to sit down and eat the fried chicken skin. The group looked at him strangely. 'What, I can't resist those 20 herbs and spices. Since you've agreed to help me your highness, I will let you all stay for a night or two. I will try to gather more information in the meantime. I do need to tell you that there aren't enough beds for all of you, so some of you may have to share a bed.'" Varric narrated.

"Wait, how many rooms are there?!" Lucanis asked.

"'I have 5 rooms. I have my bedroom but I'll give you all the other rooms.' Lord Negean showed the group the bedrooms. Now you all have to decide who will be sharing beds." Varric said with a smirk.

"Ah, I think I will take a bed for me." Davrin said.

"Don't worry about me and Hilde, we'll share a room." Harding said.

"Faye and I can share a room, Verso can join us."

"I'll sleep on the floor or couch if possible." Lucanis replied.

The group looked at Rook and Emmrich; waiting with bated breath on what their answer will be. Rook and Emmrich looked at each other and then turned away while blushing.

"Well, Ser Auric, you can take the bed, I will sleep on the couch outside with the cats." Rook said.

"No! I won't allow it, your majesty! You need to sleep in comfort! I will sleep on the couch." Emmrich replied quickly.

"'If the two of you are worried about the lack of space on the beds, bear in mind that they are king size...' Lord Negean winked as he walked by Dalia and Auric. 'Please, there is no shame in sharing a room together. It's not like there is anything going on between you two...or is there?'" Varric said.

"Lord Negean! There is nothing going on! We just met! I suppose it won't be an issue if the bed is spacious..." Rook said, her face blooming pink.

"Your majesty, I will give you as much space as you need on the bed. I won't touch you or put my arms around you in any way." Emmrich said, blushing.

"So the party secured themselves a place for the night to figure out their next plan of action. With that, we will pick everything up next week." Varric said.

Varric and the group began packing up their things. As soon as Davrin finished cleaning the kitchen, he started giving leftovers to some of the group members to take home with them. Lucanis turned on the notification sound on his phone. It was still pinging from the Dellamorte Family Chat. Lucanis rolled his eyes at the number of messages he got. 

"Amatus, I'll drive us home." Neve said.

"Neve, you know that I'm going to get so much shit from Caterina about this." Lucanis said.

"Want to stay in our apartment instead of the Villa?" She asked.

"Si! Por favor, Carino! I need some sleep to think. Spite will be fine, I know Caterina spoils him." Lucanis said with an appreciative smile. 

Little by little, the group began to say their goodbyes and eventually left Davrin's Condo. As soon as they drove from Davrin's parking lot, Rook got comfortable and held Emmrich's hand. 

"I hope you don't mind. If it's a problem let me know," Rook said looking at him.

"Not at all my dear, I like your soft hands." Emmrich replied.

They both smiled as they drove to Myrna and Vorgoth's home to pick up Manfred, hand in hand.   

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"Good Morning, Darling," Emmrich whispered softly in her ear, "I'm going to make some breakfast, would you like some?"

"Mmmhm, sounds good." Rook replied as she shifted in his bed.

They had a passionate session the night before. She could still feel the taste of his lips all over her body. Her body still aching in pleasure. How she wanted him to taste and lick her bud gently all over again to make her shatter. How she wanted him to climb on top of her, sheathe himself in her wet core and thrust deep in her while whispering sweet nothings and passionate truths to make her scream his name and forget her own. He is one of the most thorough lovers in Thedas, even better than she had hoped for, even better than her ex-fiancé.  

"Wait, before we have breakfast, do you think we have time for another round?" She asked sweetly, "I know you want to make sure that I'm fully satiated."

Emmrich smiled slyly at her. He got back into bed and placed his left arm around her breasts and the other holding her waist.

"And how would you like for me to do to ensure that you are fully satiated, my dear?" He asked softly. 

Emmrich began to softly caress her breast. How soft and bountiful it was in the palm of his hands. He then began to gently tease her nipple. He gave her a tender squeeze and she hissed slightly, slight pain turning into pleasure. Pleased with himself, he then shifted his other arm slightly and repeated the action on her other breast.

Rook moaned and writhed, her core began to warm up with the desire to be connected, closer to him. To feel all of him, a consuming and rapturous passion, ready to envelop and suffocate them. Emmrich sensed this and began to move his hand slowly to her bud. He teased her gently, causing her to moan and writhe. Rook was struggling to keep her composure, but her aching and weeping core was begging to connect with him again, to feel that love, devotion and passion. Something she had been aching and longing for since her heartbreak. Something she had to tuck away so that she wouldn't be broken again.

"Emmrich, please," She whined softly.

"Please what, my Darling?" He said, with a devilish smile.

"Please, let me feel you inside me. I want you. Please fuck me Emmrich, I'm aching for you." She said as she was writhing from his ministrations.

He smiled at the way she spoke his name. He felt the desire and longing within her voice. The aching and yearning to have him, deep inside her, to feel her wet core and to have her walls gently squeeze around him. He took his hardened length in his hand and positioned it to her entrance. He teased her folds and bud with it to make sure he was ready to enter her. She was drenched and quivering, ready to receive him as if it were a gift from the Maker herself.

"My darling, how I've ached to be with you. How you stir my heart with those beautiful eyes of yours. How your sweet lips feel soft pressed against mine. I love you and I will love you for as long as I live. My heart, my eternal flame." He said in her ear as he gently lifted her left leg and sheathed himself inside her. Rook moaned and turned her head for her lips to meet his. The kiss began softly than deepened as he began thrusting gently inside her. They swallowed and savored each other's moans until they pulled apart for breath.

"Emmrich, I love you. Ever since I noticed you at the Wintersend Party, I thought you were the most beautiful man, I've ever laid eyes on. I wanted to get to know you, learn about you, your life, your loves, your dislikes, your quirks, everything." She admitted.

Emmrich looked her softly and kissed her again, this time, rushed and passionate. His thrusts began to pick up momentum. They broke apart as they both moaned.

"Emmrich-don't stop! I'm so close! You feel so good, you're so big!" She said as she was about to shatter.

"Laila, oh my darling, I'm close! You feel so divine my love! You were made for me." He said as he thrusted more erratically and quickly.

Rook was overcome with arousal and passion. She wanted all of him, she wanted to feel him and connect with him. "Come inside me, please! I want it all in me! Breed me! I want to bear your child! Please Emmrich! Fill me with your seed! I want it deep inside me!" She shouted.

"My love, I want to see you swollen with my child. I want everyone to know that I wed and bred you. That you are carrying my child, that your heart is mine. You would look so beautiful and everyone will know that you are mine, for all eternity." Emmrich said with a slight growl in his voice.

With a few final thrusts, they both shattered. Emmrich held her and kept thrusting through the aftershocks. Once they came down from their release, Rook's limbs became soft and pliant. She turned around to hold Emmrich close while he was still inside her.

"I love you. I want to stay with you like this forever." She said with her head pressed against his chest.

"Meow." Emmrich said.

Laila moved her head and looked at him again with a confused look on her face.

"Marrrrrrow" Emmrich said again, this time pawing and making biscuits on her breasts.

"WHAT?!" Rook shrieked.

Rook woke up in shock to find her cats, Ser Pounce A Lot and Tara begging for food. Ser Pounce A Lot kneading her breasts and Tara meowing so loud that the neighbors might think that she was being murdered. In reality, she was annoyed and hungry.

"I'm so sorry my babies, Mommy had quite the dream." She said.

An overstatement if there ever was one, she got up from her bed and began preparing breakfast for her precocious felines. 

"That dream was, intense." She said to herself blushing. 

She opened up the cans of cat food and placed the contents on their designated, personalized dishes. Somewhat satisfied with their breakfast, the kitties began to eat quietly while Rook prepared herself some tea to wake up. She went back to her bedroom to grab her phone and began texting some old friends.

☕️Spill Sesh Chat🍵

QueenRook: Morning Everyone!

Sexy_Sparkler: Laila, darling! This better be good for me to interrupt Brunch with my sexy husband!

QueenRook: It's really good Dorian, I promise!

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: I have my appetizer, I'm sat and ready for the spill.

QueenRook: So, I met someone when I returned to Nevarra. He's really sweet and kind. He's handsome and charming.

Sexy_Sparkler: HOLY SHIT, ROOK! TELL ME MORE!!! Especially the handsome part, what does he look like?! Is he prettier than me?! He better not be prettier than me! Well, he can be pretty but not prettier than you and certainly not prettier than me!

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: Kadaan...let her continue.

Sexy_Sparkler: Sorry Amatus, I'm so excited for her!

QueenRook: It's okay Dorian. He's really tall, has beautiful hands. His grave gold is so pretty. His eyes, god his eyes are like gold and peridot shining in the sun. His smile is so sweet and gentle.

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: She's got it bad, Dorian.

QueenRook: He's so intelligent and easy to talk to. We can talk for hours and never get bored with each other. 

Sexy_Sparkler: I haven't met the man and already I'm falling for him by the way you describe him.

QueenRook: You know how I have a thing about men with salt and pepper hair? Oh he has it but there are streaks of black still in his hair. He's a silver fox!

Sexy_Sparkler:........🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: Kadaan.....don't.....

QueenRook: Did....I say something wrong.....?

Sexy_Sparkler: My dear no! Why didn't you say you met Professor Volkarin! 

QueenRook: You know Emmrich?!

Sexy_Sparkler: Who doesn't?! He was the heartthrob of the Mourn Watch! It's practically a rite of passage to have a crush on him! And yes he is very pretty and a total silver fox! We've been friends for years!

QueenRook: Well...um It's more than a crush...we went on a tea date in Downtown Nevarra and spent the whole day together. We went to our friend's condo for our board game nights that we have with Varric.

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: He's still running those? Good for him, I don't know how he manages his time between work and the family. It's admirable, really.

Sexy_Sparkler: OH MAKER'S TITS! That's more than a crush! He has it bad for you! He rarely goes on dates these days in between raising Manfred and teaching. 

QueenRook: Dorian, I really don't want to mess this up, he's wonderful!

Sexy_Sparkler: I'm surprised he hasn't been snatched up already! But I promise you. you're not messing anything up! If anything, he's more worried about scaring you away!

QueenRook: Really? I really like him, he's so sweet.

Sexy_Sparkler: Trust me, the man was my mentor and I've known him for a long time, he is not shy about expressing his feelings.

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: Look, if he breaks your heart, the Chargers and I will break his balls. Food's here, gotta run! 

QueenRook: Thank you both! I'll keep you posted!

Sexy_Sparkler: Please do!

Rook put the phone down with a sigh of relief. She is still anxious about coming on too strong with Emmrich, but her friends assured her that wasn't the case. She went back into her room to get dressed for the day to run errands that she needed to tend to a few days ago.

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Emmrich woke up breathing heavily, heart beating, pounding his ribs, sweat on his brow.

"Maker, that dream was...intense." He said to himself. 

He got up from the bed and went to his drawer to look for a shirt to put on. Whether it be fate or coincidence, he had dreamt that he and Rook made passionate love in his bed. The only difference at the end was that for some reason, he meowed at her. He walked to the bedroom door and bound down the stairs to reach the kitchen. He began preparing tea, quietly checking his phone for messages and notifications. He then decided to contact some old friends to see how they're doing.

💠The Professionals Chat™️

EVolkarin: Good Morning Lads!

SexyArchon: Emmrich! To what I owe the pleasure my friend!

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: Sup Daddy?

EVolkarin: Bull, please don't call me "Daddy."

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: I'm only teasing Emm.

SexyArchon: So, anything interesting going on?

EVolakrin: So I met someone at work.

SexyArchon: Oh? Tell me all about them!

EVolkarin: She's wonderful. She has the most beautiful eyes and an even more beautiful soul. She's intelligent, funny, witty and beautiful.

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL:.....Is she a redhead?

EVolkarin: She's not a redhead Bull. She has black hair.

SexyArchon: Tell me her name! 

EVolkarin: Her name is Laila, but her friends and colleagues call her "Rook."

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL:.......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

EVolkarin: What is so funny, Bull?

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: Dorian and I know her. We met her while she was a student at the University of Denerim. She came back nit too long ago to teach for the semester. She's an awesome lady, really sweet.

SexyArchon: She is an absolute dear! It's hard not to fall in love with her!

EVolkarin: I'm worried I may be coming on too strong with her. I accidentally held her hand without asking her if it was all right during our first date. She didn't seem to mind but still, I'm worried I overstepped with her.

SexyArchon: Oh trust me, you haven't! If she was all right with it, then you did nothing wrong. She would tell you if you did, she isn't shy about telling people off.

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: She's a fiery one. She won't hesitate to tell someone to fuck off.

EVolkarin: Well we had a lovely time together and we are planning to see each other again. Where do you think I should take her on our second date?

SexyArchon: Take her to that lovely restaurant in Downtown Nevarra! The one with the botanical gardens!

EVolkarin: The Shroud's Kiss? That's Perfect! Thank you Dorian!

SexyArchon: You are quite welcome as always, my dear Professor! I have to go, our Brunch is here! Keep me posted!

EVolkarin: Will do! You both take care!

Emmrich put his phone down as soon as his tea was ready. He could hear Manfred waking slowly and moving around upstairs. 

"Might as well get breakfast started then." He said to himself.

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As soon as Dorian and Bull finished their brunch, they sat back and ordered coffee.

"So, you're going to tell Varric, aren't you?" Bull asked with a smile.

"Why not?! It's juicy gossip and you know Varric will eat it up!" Dorian replied cheerfully.

Dorian took out his phone and called Varric.

"Hey Sparkler," Varric answered, "To what I owe the pleasure?"

"Varric! My favorite author and Dungeon Master! Do I have some tea for you!" Dorian exclaimed.

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🍆Operation Kiss, Kiss, Fall In Love Chat🦪

DungeonDaddyTethras added Mr.Sexy_Sparkler and THEIRONFUCKINGBULL to the group chat.

TrueCrimeQueen: Varric, I thought we agreed to vet everyone before adding them to the chat. No offense Dorian and Bull.

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: None taken my dear and I promise, everything stays in this chat.

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: Kadaan, remember last time...

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: Amatus, how was I supposed to know that Solas' wedding proposal was going to be at Ellana's Name Day party?!

The_Crow_King: Ay que lindo, Bellara, you're in good company...🤣

Veil_JumperGirl: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 

LacyScout: Hi Dorian! Hi Bull! It's been forever! While I'm happy to chat with you, why were you added to the chat?

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: Darling Lace, I have some tea to spill on our besotted lovebirds!

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: I got our snacks and I'm sat, it's that good!

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Did they get arrested by Templars for something embarrassing?

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: No...

GriffonDaddy: Hey Dorian, what happened with Hezenkoss, is she still in jail?

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: I told the Templars to release her and explained to them that she's mentally unstable. She's in a mental health facility. 

GriffonDaddy: Damn, I hope she gets better.

Veil_JumperGirl: I feel really bad for her, I could tell she was having a serious mental health episode.

ILutere: Bellara, she's where she needs to be and she's safe. 

DungeonDaddyTethras: Sparkler, get on with it...

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: Oh right! Sorry about that! So Bull and I both know Emmrich and Laila. They were both speaking to me and Bull, separately mind you.

LacyScout: How do you know Rook and Emmrich!?

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: We met Laila when she was a student at the University of Denerim. Dorian was a guest speaker there and Laila attended one of his panels. The minute the panel ended, they both started talking and exchanging notes, before you know it, they became fast friends and play Hello Schmooples Go Go Adventure together.

GriffonDaddy: 🤣🤣🤣

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: 🤣 

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: Laugh all you want but it's a cute, cozy, life simulator game! Your neighbors are really cool, especially Cass, the Dragon.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: THERE'S A DRAGON THAT'S YOUR NEIGHBOR?! Why didn't you lead with that?!

DungeonDaddyTethras: Sparkler...

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: Sorry, anyway, they went on their first date and everything went well. However, both of them have concerns...

TrueCrimeQueen: Here it comes...

LacyScout: Dorian, you didn't answer the other part of my question.

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: Lace, he was my mentor when I worked with the Mourn Watch. Anyway, Rook is worried that she may be coming on way too strong with Emmrich. Ironically, he's also worried about the same thing. I understand why Rook is worried given her history but Emmrich, I don't understand.

The_Crow_King: Mierda, you were right Bellara, they are so stupid when it comes to their feelings.

DungeonDaddyTethras: I can explain Rook being very guarded and cautious. She got left at the altar on her wedding day, nearly 15 years ago.

TrueCrimeQueen: Holy shit.

ILutere: How horrible!

The_Crow_King: Mierda...

GriffonDaddy: That's fucked...

DungeonDaddyTethras: Adding insult to injury, he sent her a text saying that he went back to his first love and that he's sorry but she was his second choice.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: What a fucking asshole, where does he live...I just wanna talk...

LacyScout: Taash...

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: Poor woman has been so guarded ever since. That asshole, Gregoir, broke her heart. He left her for some goddamn trollop named Duchess Jolene or some shit like that. And Rook has been on so many dates and many, save for a few were so awful. 

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: Dorian and I would shadow her on those dates and when she wasn't around, they would talk shit about her. They would say shit like "they went out with her out of pity," "she's a charity case," "she's lucky to be in my presence," one of them even told his friend over the phone that he needs to sleep with fat chicks because they put out on the first date. Dorian burned his hand and I punched him in the face. When she came out of the bathroom, we told her what happened, then she punched him in the balls. That was the last date she was ever on and that was a year ago. We happened to be in Nevarra at the time, and we had time to visit.

Veil_JumperGirl: What the fuck!? First of all, yeah Rook is bigger than most but so fucking what?! She's a beautiful person and second of all, I know Emmrich wouldn't chase her away, she really likes him and he likes her!

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: The good news is they want to go on a second date! I suggested The Shroud's Kiss as their dinner date.

Veil_JumperGirl: I love that restaurant! Professor Strife suggested that place to the department for Satinalia one year and we all went. It's really good! The Royal Gardens right next to it are so pretty! Wait?! Are they going to kiss?! I hope they kiss!

ILutere: Bellara, let's not get ahead of ourselves, maybe they want to take it slow...

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Maybe they'll fuck in the Gardens...

LacyScout: TAASH!!!

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: It wouldn't be the first time it's been done. The Mourn Watch love their sexual adventures in the Memorial Gardens...

The_Crow_King: Wow...learn something new everyday...

GriffonDaddy: I mean...people are horny. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: I knew it! Told you Emmrich is a freak!

DungeonDaddyTethras: Things are moving along according to plan. You saw how red they got when they found out their characters had to share a bed in the campaign? 😉

Veil_JumperGirl: Yes! It was so cute!

LacyScout: Setting aside my feelings on this whole thing, it was very cute.

TrueCrimeQueen: Admittedly, it was charming.

DungeonDaddyTethras: See, there's nothing to worry about. Let's see what Bull and Sparkler tell us after their second date.

GriffonDaddy: By the way Lucanis, how did things go with the fam regarding Illario?

TrueCrimeQueen: It was a shitshow.

The_Crow_King: Caterina was screaming her head off at Illario for hours and she screamed at me for 15 minutes about how Illario was a fucking idiot and how he needs to stop being a Clout Goblin. Then she said he should move back in with me and Neve at the Villa. I told her fuck no and then she proceeded to yell at me for the same amount of hours that she yelled at Illario. Long story short, he's back in the Villa with me, plotting to win Zara's heart back.

GriffonDaddy: Shit. Is his plan of winning Zara back working?

The_Crow_King: He was outside her home in Vyrantium with a bluetooth speaker in his hands playing a love song. She was furious. I would be too because I did that for Neve for her Name Day. Zara yelled at Illario and told him to get off her lawn.

TrueCrimeQueen: She threw more of his shit out the window, including his expensive watches and clothing. He came home crying and is now on a hunger strike. He also wants to be left alone because and I quote, "no one understands his feelings."

The_Crow_King: It's like living with a horny, hormonal, teenager! I can't take it! Meanwhile, Teia and Viago are scrambling on Social Media to fix this PR Nightmare. People are trolling the El Nido Social Media pages. Though to be fair, some of the insults are funny. "Failed Fuckboy," is a really good one.

GriffonDaddy: Shit, I'm sorry.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Wow, Illario is a fuckboy.

TrueCrimeQueen: Taash, that's not even the half of it.

Veil_JumperGirl: There's a lot more he did. Some of it you can see it on the previous season of Templars. 

LacyScout: That season was a hilarious hot mess.

The_Crow_King:......😮‍💨

LacyScout: Shit, sorry Lucanis.

The_Crow_King: No, no, Illario is a hot mess.

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: I remember the first season of that show. Cullen told me about it and at the end of filming, he and Ser Barris almost quit because of how incompetent the people getting arrested were. I feel bad for Tarquin, he's halfway out the door of the precinct.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Why?

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: People are asking him for selfies and autographs. He's very private and it hasn't allowed him to do his job properly. There are people literally asking for him to be their arresting officer. He is understandably weirded out by it.

GriffonDaddy: Damn, that really sucks for him, but in the public's defense, Tarquin is a cool guy.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Anyway, I'll be heading out, The girls have their martial arts tournament and I don't want to miss it. I'll see you all next week. Post any updates here.

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On Monday, Rook was in her office looking through her emails. The walls are lined with photos of her with her friends, family, her cats, diplomas and posters featuring her favorite video games, bands, fandoms. Her desk has many trinkets and collectibles that her students, staff and faculty enjoy playing with and asking her about them. She also has a basket full of chocolates and sour candies for visitors. She stopped looking at her monitor to give her eyes a break when she recieved a text message on her phone. Her heart fluttered at the sight of a familiar name.

❤️💀Prof. Emmrich Volkarin💀❤️

Emmrich: Good Morning Laila.

Rook: Morning Emmrich 🥰

Emmrich: How is your morning going? I hope all is well.

Rook: I'm in a meeting right now with the entire department. We are planning the yearly Thedosian Class Trip. 

Emmrich: Oh? Sounds wonderful! Where are they planning to go this year.

Rook: This year's trip is to Treviso. Last year's trip was in Arlathan National Park. Dean Solas enjoyed the park but was annoyed with the chaperones. The students enjoyed it though and learned a lot about the history of Arlathan. 

Emmrich: From what I know of the man, and the fact that he doesn't suffer fools, I'm curious about what slight that the chaperones committed that annoyed him. Based from my impression of him and the interactions I've had with him, he appears to be introverted.

Rook: He is but he's been known to let his hair loose (or lack thereof) in the right circumstances. 😉

Emmrich: I would like to see that. So I wanted to ask if you would like to meet up for dinner Friday night?

Rook: Oh...oh! Like a date? Date-Date? 😲

Emmrich: Ha ha, yes my dear, Date-Date. 😘

Rook: Yes! I mean, yes of course.

Emmrich: Wonderful, I will make the reservations for The Shroud's Kiss.

Rook: Oh! I've always wanted to go to The Shroud's Kiss but never got a chance to! I've always wanted to go to the Royal Gardens next to the restaurant! I heard they're so beautiful!

Emmrich: I've always wanted to go as well and especially now with such lovely company. 😉

Rook: 😳🥰😍 I can't wait! Are you available for lunch today or are you slammed with classes?

Emmrich: I would love to have lunch but unfortunately, I am slammed. Tomorrow?

Rook: Let me check my calendar...tomorrow works! I'll see you then!

Emmrich: Wonderful! I can't wait! ☺️

Rook: See you then! 😘

Rook couldn't stop smiling and rereading her text exchange with Emmrich. She was nervous, but so excited. Her heart was fluttering, her cheeks blooming a lovely shade of pink and stomach, summersaulting with joy and hope. She knew right then and there, she needed to call her date night team. She wanted this date to be perfect for him. Little did she know, Emmrich's thoughts and feelings mirrored hers as he decided he needed additional assistance to get ready for Friday Night. As soon as Rook began daydreaming of what their first kiss might be like, she got a notification from the Thedosian Trip Planning Committee Chat. Slightly annoyed, she checked. As soon as she opened the chat, the messages exploded.

🏰🛫Treviso Class Trip 2026🛬🛵

DeanSolas added TDButcher to the group

DeanSolas: Hello everyone, I'd like to introduce to you this year's tour director for the Treviso trip. Please give a warm welcome to Professor Daathrata from the University of Antiva, Treviso Campus.

TDButcher: Hello friends! Please don't be scared by my nickname! I used to work at my parents' deli in my youth. ☺️

Dr.Ingellvar: Welcome!

Dr.Lutere: Hi! Welcome to the group! 😁

Prof.Elgar'nan:......................

Prof.Gilil'nan: Greetings, Professor.

DeanSolas: Right, so Prof. Daathrata has graciously volunteered to be the tour director for the class trip this year. As you know, this class trip will be much larger than last year's so at his request, we will need more chaperones for the students. So far we have 50 students registered and paid for the trip. It is fully capped but some extra help is greatly appreciated since Treviso is a big city and our students are an excitable bunch.

TDButcher: Thank you Dean Lavellan, I would greatly appreciate the extra help! We wouldn't want students falling into the canal water from the Gondolas or having too much to drink. We want to have fun but also be safe.

Prof.Elgar'nan: It's not really fun if its safe...

DeanSolas: Professor, please. 

TDButcher: Ideally, I would like to have chaperones that the students really like and trust. Dean Lavellan, do you have any you would like to recommend?

Prof.Elgar'nan: I would like to volunteer 🙋‍♂️ 

DeanSolas: No. Last year you insulted Prof. Strife and his team, then you ate berries that caused you to have diarrhea, wiped your ass with rashvine which caused your hemorrhoids and continued to shit in the rivers of Arlathan National Park, likely ruining the ecosystem. All because you think you're smarter than everyone else.

Dr.Ingellvar: 😐

Dr.Lutere: 😬

Prof.Gilil'nan: 🤦‍♀️

TDButcher: While I do admire your enthusiasm Professor Elgar'nan, ideally, I would like to have chaperones that haven't had a chance to participate in the Thedosian Class Trips. But thank you for volunteering!

Prof.Elgar'nan: 😡🤬 I had a stomach flu! 

Prof.Gilil'nan: Keep telling yourself that...

DeanSolas: If you did, you shouldn't have joined the trip last year. Also, Park Ranger Eldrin clearly said that the truffle berries were for feeding the wildlife in the park and you called him a "tree hugging, hippie dumbass." As soon as you ate those berries, you shit your pants! So no, you are not going on this trip this year. You are writing the itinerary.

Prof.Elgar'nan: Fine! But when this trip is a disaster, you'll come crawling back to me!

Prof.Gilil'nan: Dear Brother, I'm going to hold your hand when I tell you this, please shut the fuck up.

DeanSolas: Anyway, I would like to volunteer Dr. Laila Ingellvar and Dr. Bellara Lutere to join the trip. I am also recommending two other chaperones from other departments to go as well. I got approval from Dean Vorgoth and Dean Leliana to facilitate this. Professors Varric Tethras and Emmrich Volkarin have been informed and are excited to join.

Dr.Ingellvar: Really?! Thank you so much Solas! I've never been to the capital of Antiva! I'm excited!

Dr.Lutere: Oh yay! I've been meaning to go back to Treviso to study and translate the writings on the statues in the Chantry! Rook! We can go to the first El Nido Café! I've read that it's the biggest one and its 4 stories high! 

Prof.Elgar'nan: 🤨 Why Volkarin? The shortstack, I understand since he's a writer and does research but why the Necrophiliac?

DeanSolas: Excuse me? 🤨😡

Dr.Lutere:.......what did you call Professor Volkarin? 

Prof.Gilil'nan: 🤦‍♀️ Here it comes....

Dr.Ingellvar: What the fuck did you just call Professor Volkarin?

Prof.Elgar'nan: My dear Rook, I simply don't understand why an Anatomy Professor is joining this trip. He's not in our department.

Dr.Ingellvar: You will shut your fucking herpes ridden mouth right now! How dare you talk about your fellow faculty staff like this?! I put up with a lot of your shit but you will not disparage or insult your fellow professors like this! You of all people shouldn't even be cracking jokes! The students and faculty talk and I know about the rumors about your foot fetish and "Water Sports!" Do not make me march right up to your office and throw your dumb, tacky ass out your fucking window, I swear to the fucking Maker!

Prof.Elgar'nan: 😨

Dr.Lutere: 😧

TDButcher: 😬

Prof.Gilil'nan: 🤦‍♀️ Brother, shut the fuck up before you make our ancestors cry even more.

DeanSolas: Dr. Ingellvar, Professor Elgar'nan I will swing by your offices to speak with you, individually.

TDButcher: Well, I will see you all at the next meeting with the class, their friends, families and the faculty and staff! I can't wait to meet you all! 🤗

Rook nearly threw her phone against the wall of her office. She was fuming at how Elgar'nan insulted Emmrich. She has never been this angry before. Not even at the previous Board of Trustees. This was different. This was Emmrich, someone she was getting closer to. Someone she was fiercely protective of, like her friends. 

How dare Elgar'nan insult Emmrich! What the fuck is wrong with him?! I want to grab his stupid, shitty toupee wearing, receding hairline, STD infested ass out of the fucking window and then boil his teeth! Why am I raging so hard?! Ugh! Wait....oh shit, oh, no, no, no, no, no! We met a few months ago and, no I can't be falling in love with Emmrich this soon! The last time I did that, it ended in heartbreak and disaster! I haven't even kissed that sexy, silver fox yet! AAARRGH! WHY AM I LIKE THIS?!

Rook's anxious thoughts grew even louder when she heard a knock on her door. 

Well shit, I'm going to get lickback from Dean Solas. Maker help me...this is going to be so bad.

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Rook hesitantly got up from her chair to open her office door. Solas stood there, arms crossed and foot tapping. She quietly nodded to let him in. He sighed and lowered his head as he sat down in the chair across from her desk. He arched an eyebrow when he spotted a sour candy. He leaned over to take a piece (cherry being his favorite), opened the wrapper and put the candy in his mouth. Rook eyed him nervously. This is how Solas prepares himself before giving someone a lecture. If he goes for the cherry flavor of sour candies, its going to be a rough lecture. The last time he "lectured" her was when she was forced to take a sabbatical for 6 months. He finished eating the candy, leaned over with his elbows on his knees, steepling his hands.

"Dr. Ingellvar..." he said.

"Dean Lavellan..." she replied.

Solas sighed, "Dr. Ingellvar, I understand that you and Prof. Elgar'nan have had issues in the past. You know that I am aware of it and we are trying to handle it," he took a breath and continued, "however, you gave Elgar'nan ammunition to use against you and discredit the entire investigation."

"With all due respect Solas, a lot of the faculty, staff and students have had issues with him. They all talk, I know the rumors. I'm fed up with his shit. I'm tired of him constantly hitting on me when I have told him countless times that I am not interested! It's sexual harassment, plain and simple and I have had enough!" Rook replied in frustration.

Solas looked at her, stared into her eyes.

"I know."

Rook stared back at him with a hint of skepticism.

"Then do something about it! You're the Dean!" She snapped.

"I am." Solas replied in a calm and cool tone, "Perhaps, I should explain what's been recently happening. Professor Elgar'nan is currently under investigation."

Rook's eyebrows arched high. She was intrigued but also slightly cynical.

"For what?" She asked as she leaned back in her chair. 

"Sexual Inpropriety. There are rumors on campus about his activities. I'm not one to shame anybody for what they do on their personal time, that is my stance and the University's stance. However, it becomes a problem when it happens on campus." Solas began.

"Wait, wait, wait," Rook interrupted, "I need to understand this. He is being investigated for sexual inpropriety and he's been doing this shit on campus?! He is both a creep and stupid."

"Yes, but we need proof." Solas replied, "A lot of students and staff have been saying that he's been creating certain content on campus." 

Rook's brain tried to comprehend what Solas just told her. 

So Solas knows about THAT rumor...

"Wait, you know about the rumor that he's on VeilFans?" Rook asked.

"Yes and I don't judge but he is creating content on campus, during his working hours. That's the bigger issue." Solas replied.

"Wow...he's dumb. That's basically asking to get caught. Also, it's so ridiculous, I find it hard to believe." She said.

"I thought so too, until he started bragging about the couch. When I saw it, I thought it was hideous. Then, I looked at it again and thought that it looked familiar." Solas said.

"The stupid couch! You mean to tell me that he got that couch just for content creation?! That is so stupid and laughably unbelievable!" Rook said laughing.

"Well, it has gotten the attention of the Board of Trustees that he has been placed under investigation. We just need evidence." Solas said.

"Look, I want to believe you, but this is ridiculous." Rook said.

"I know it is ridiculous, but it has concerned the Board of Trustees greatly." Solas answered.

Rook couldn't comprehend the ridiculousness of it all. Especially thinking that Professor Elgar'nan would be this unbelievably stupid to create content on campus during working hours.

"Rook, I need you to understand that your outburst in the chat gave Elgar'nan ammunition to use against you and to help throw the claims out." Solas said.

"Well, shit." Rook replied.

"I need you to try and keep your cool with him while I and others try to gather more evidence. If he shares anything with you, send it to me." Solas said.

"I can send you all of the text exchanges I've had with him. And anything else you need." Rook replied, "I'll try to keep my temper in check, but I don't put up with any kind of disrespect."

"I am well aware of that, but there was passion in your rage. Not that it's any of my business and you don't have to answer, but are you involved with Professor Volakrin?" Solas asked slyly.

Rook blushed but she had to think quickly, "I-well he's someone I've become fast friends with! We have discussed a lot of ancient surgical practices from the Dragon Age. He's very knowledgeable. He's also kind, charming, patient, handsome, sexy..."

"Rook..." Solas said with a smile.

"Oh shit! I mean, objectively speaking, he is very handsome! I can't imagine anyone that wouldn't find him attractive! I say this as a friend of course!" Rook laughed nervously as she blushed furiously.

Solas chuckled at Rook's reaction as he began to stand up and straighten his jacket and trousers.

"Rook, please try to keep your temper in check from here on out. Until we find actual proof, we still have to work with him. But, please turn in anything he sends to you and let me know if he says anything to you. The evidence is growing against him but try to keep calm." Solas said.

"I'll try." Rook replied.

Solas nodded and closed her office door as he left. Rook breathed a sigh of relief. She looked at her phone and sent a message to Bellara.

🫧Dr. Bellara Lutere🫧

Rook: So that went better than expected.

Bellara: What happened?

Rook: Solas spoke to me about my outburst in the chat. He's going to talk to Elgar'nan as well about his comments.

Bellara: Girl, I thought you were going to straight up throttle Elgar'nan.

Rook: I was about to, but Solas stopped me. I can't go into further detail than that.

Bellara: I get it. Though the way you stood up for Varric and especially Emmrich, girl...😏

Rook: Bellara...

Bellara: I'm just saying, if he sees the chat, Emmrich will fall head over heels for you...💅🏻

Rook: He's a sweet man, and he's so wonderful. It's so different with him. Everything feels so easy and comfortable. I really like him, Bellara. I don't want to mess things up with him.

Bellara: Oh Rook, you won't, trust me. 

Rook: .....he asked me out on a date. We're going out on Friday to The Shroud's Kiss.

Bellara: OMG AAAAHHHH! THAT'S SO EXCITING!!! 

Rook: I'm going to need help from the Date Night Squad. 

Bellara: I will assemble the team! Neve, Lace and Ellana will definitely want to come! We can make it a girl's day! We are way overdue for that! I know Ellana needs a break from the twins and Solas. 

Rook: I need a break from the stress of the trip and classes. I'm so excited! Thank you! I want everything to go right.

Bellara: It totally will! Want to meet up for lunch today?

Rook: Sure! I have lunch with Emmrich tomorrow.

Bellara: 🥰 Someone's smitten!

Rook: Shut up! 😅

***********

📖Varric Tethras📖

Emmrich: Good Morning Prof. Tethras.

Varric: Hey Bones, what's going on?

Emmrich: So I may need some help.

Varric: Oh? With what? 

Emmrich: I asked Dr. Ingellvar out to dinner this Friday Night and I need some help getting ready. Could you maybe ask Davrin, Lucanis and Taash to come over to assist? Of course you're invited as well. 

Varric: 😍 Look at you, Prof. Volakarin! Sure, I'll get the crew together to help you. I'm guessing y'all want us to make sure Manfred's okay?

Emmrich: Oh I wouldn't want to put that on all of you, I can drop him off with Myrna and Vorgoth. 

Varric: Nonsense! I can bring some games for all of us to play! He can have his friends over too! Hey! I can ask Lucanis to bring Spite and Davrin to bring Asaan. It'll be fun. 

Emmrich: Thank you my friend. I greatly appreciate this. 😊

Varric: Where are you two lovebirds going anyway?

Emmrich: I got a reservation for 2 at The Shroud's Kiss.

Varric: Wow! That place is hard to get a reservation for! We are going to make you look like a million gold! 

Emmrich: Ha ha, thank you Varric. I appreciate all of the help!

Varric: No problem! Hey, check your email for the details but we got picked to go to the class trip to Treviso.

Emmrich: Oh wonderful! I've wanted to go to the capital for so long. 

Varric: Rook is one of the chaperones going....😏

Emmrich: ...Oh...?

Varric: Yup...😉

Emmrich: Oh my, there are so many beautiful places I would love to go with her to. Maybe ride the Gondola together! I'll have to ask Lucanis for recommendations!

Varric: We have a few months to go before the trip. We need to go to the meeting Thursday Afternoon. I've been told the tour Director is...quite the character.

Emmrich: So I have heard! I'm curious to see how the meeting goes.

Varric: If Chuckles' meetings are anything to go by, they are an Inquisition Roast basically.

Emmrich: Oh dear. 

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Thursday afternoon came as the Chaperones, tour planners, Prof. Daathrata and Dean Solas convened together in the Faculty Lounge. A table set with snacks and large kegs of tea and coffee in different flavors and water stood at attention for the group to imbibe. Dean Solas and Prof. Daathrata were putting the final touches on their presentation as they were turning on the Overhead projector. The group were engaged in small talk as Emmrich and Rook next to each other.

"So, how was your day?" She asked with a smile.

"Exhausting, but good. I think my students are finally getting the concepts. The work and scores on their exams have improved greatly." Emmrich replied.

"I'm glad, my students are doing a little bit better, but it will take some time. They'll get there." She said.

Dean Solas stood at the head of the long table with Prof. Daathrata in his "I ❤️ Treviso" shirt at his side. 

"Good Afternoon Everyone, thank you so much for taking time out of your busy schedules to come to our meeting for the class trip," He began, "As you know, we have a larger group of students this year which means we need a larger group of chaperones for this year. We will go over the procedures and itinerary so I will defer to Prof. Daathrata, from the University of Antiva and our Tour Director for this year."

"Thank you so much Dean Lavellan!" Daathrata said with a big smile and excitedly shaking his hand. He then gave Solas a big hug. Solas had a shocked expression on his face as Daathrata let him go.

"Hello everyone! I'm so excited to have you on this trip! Now since we will be here for a bit, I will try to keep it as brief as possible! I know quite a few of you are new to being a chaperone so, here are the main procedures to remember. The key thing is that we are here to learn and have fun but also stay safe. Our top priority is the safety of the students, faculty and staff on this trip. So, each chaperone will be assigned a maximum number of ten students per chaperone. You all stay together while we are traveling. During exploration time, we travel in groups of 4 or more. If there are any issues, we contact each other using our special group chat. Please be on your best behavior as you are setting an example for the students. As far as after hours activities, please exercise good judgment and enjoy yourselves responsibly. Please respect the laws, orindanaces and regulations. The last thing we need is trouble from the Antivan government. All of the information will be in the packets we passed out. If you have any questions please feel free to reach out to myself or Dean Lavellan." Daathrata explained with a smile.

The group was either too shy to speak, too tired or both to ask questions. Daathrata and Solas took it as a sign to move along with the Itinerary for the trip.

"Perfect! We are moving on to the Itinerary! This is my favorite part! Since we will be in Antiva for two weeks during Spring Break, this will be the best time to enjoy the beauty of Treviso in Springtime. So our first stop will be...feeding the fish in the canals of Treviso...?" Daathrata stopped as he read over the itinerary. He was a little confused, "I don't believe that is the first stop, the first stop is the Caterina Dellamorte Opera House..."

The group all looked at each other and looked through their packets. They were all the same as his. 

"Dean Lavellan, you told me Prof. Elgar'nan was assisting with the itinerary correct?" Daathrata asked with a furrowed brow.

Solas was slightly twitching, "I believe so. He may have made a mistake on this first stop. Let's move on to the second one."

"Right, that might be a slight mistake. Our second stop will be...ah here we go! A food and wine tasting where Dean Lavellan will be getting drunk and giving a burlesque performance?!" Daathrata gasped as he saw a photo of Solas as a young man with a long Mohawk, almost nude except for pasties on his nipples and a sparkly blue thong. His face and pose in the photo was seductive with his bedroom eyes staring back at the viewer.

Solas' face turned red and panicked. "I was young! It was fun and I needed the money!"

The group was trying hard to keep their snickers, gasps and whispers of judgment under control. Rook knew that Elgar'nan messed up the itinerary on purpose to embarrass Solas. So she did what she did best, roast Elgar'nan. She got up and walked to the head of the table to stand next to Daathrata and Solas. 

Solas mouthed to her, "Rook, don't." 

She looked at him and opened her mouth anyway. "Prof. Daathrata, Dean Lavellan, it seems Prof. Elgar'nan is rather salty that he didn't get chosen to be a chaperone for this year's class trip. After all, he was looking forward to taking a massive shit in the canals of Treviso."

The group burst out laughing. Prof. Elgar'nan's incident at Arlathan National Park spread like wildfire last year.

Rook smiled at Solas as his fluster seemed to recede. 

"Dean Lavellan, how is Arlathan's Ecosystem? Has it recovered since Prof. Elgar'nan's ass explosion nearly made the fish and wildlife extinct." She asked.

The rest of the group couldn't stop laughing, Prof. Daathrata began laughing as Solas chuckled and gave a smile. 

"Look, why are we shaming someone who used to be a sex worker? That's kind of fucked. I'd rather hang out with sex workers and burlesque dancers than a Professor who releases massive diarrhea on unsuspecting wildlife. Not everyone is into water sports, Elgar'nan!" Rook delivered. 

The group clapped and cheered as Rook delivered her takedown of Prof. Elgar'nan. Solas began laughing and felt better. Emmrich laughed and then looked at Rook. He couldn't help but smile and be smitten by her.

Even though her methods were unconventional, it did work. Solas no longer felt shamed or embarrassed and the jokes went back on Elgar'nan.

Solas mouthed "Thank you," to her. She smiled at him and walked back to her seat next to Emmrich. 

Daathrata continued laughing for 5 minutes, then regained his composure, "That was delightful! Thank you Dr. Ingellvar for that stand up routine. I can see why the students enjoy your classes. Being that the itinerary is incorrect, we will send the correct ones to all of you via email once this meeting is concluded. Thankfully, I brought my written copy with me! So our actual stops on the trip are-"

Rook and Emmrich smiled at each other, likely thinking of all of the possibilities for a romantic night in Treviso. Solas smiled at Rook, mentally thanking her for being supportive and taking the attention of his past away from everyone else.

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As soon as the Treviso Class Trip Meeting ended, Solas quickly left for his office. Emmrich and Rook were concerned about him and both decided to check on him. Almost all of the class trip participants had forgotten about Solas' previous evening job, except for one chaperone. She decided to have a conversation with the other participant involved.

🤬Asshole Brother🤬

Ghilil'nan: Normally, I don't get involved in your business and my moral compass doesn't exactly point north. However, what you did to Solas was reprehensible. How would you feel if someone humiliated and shamed you for your "evening" occupation?

Elgar'nan: He deserved it. He made me do the stupid itinerary, Sister. He stole the position that was rightfully mine to begin with. 

Ghilil'nan: Be that as it may, you already are on thin ice with the Administration and Board of Trustees. There are rumors...

Elgar'nan: Do you honestly think he will report this to the Administration and the Board of Trustees? He won't, he's too scared of losing his job. This is called "leverage" dear Sister.

Ghilil'nan: 😑 This has gone too far and that's me saying it.

Elgar'nan: On to other matters, since Dr. Ingellvar will be going on the trip, I want you to keep a close eye on her and the Necrophiliac, Professor Volkarin.

Ghilil'nan: Why do you insist on Prof. Volkaron being a "skullfucker?" Also, you really need to stop pursuing Dr. Ingellvar. She has rejected you many times! Constantly asking her out and hitting on her is sexual harassment!

Elgar'nan: Has she reported me? No? Then she's playing hard to get. I want you to do everything in your power to make sure her Treviso Trip is awful and keep her and Volkarin from getting closer. She will realize that I love her and will make her dreams come true!

Ghilil'nan: 🙄 You are so stupid. I cannot promise anything but I can try to extoll your virtues to her on the trip...only because you are family. 

Elgar'nan: That is all I ask, dear Sister.

Ghilil'nan sighed and rolled her eyes. She knows that Rook hates her brother.

Shit, everyone hates Elgar'nan. If he isn't stopped, he is going to destroy his career and make an ass of himself...again. I have no choice but to stop him. I'm going to have to speak with the one person I don't want to deal with...

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"Dean Solas? Are you all right? Professor Volkarin and I are here." Rook said as she gently knocked on his office door.

She pressed her ear to the door and hear muffled sobs from his office. Rook looked at Emmrich. He nodded and spoke through the door.

"Dean Lavellan, we don't judge you for what you did in your youth. There is nothing to be ashamed of. There is no shame in sex work. It's just work, that's all it is." Emmrich said kindly.

Emmrich and Rook heard the soft patter of steps getting closer to the door. 

"Come in," Solas said softly.

Rook and Emmrich entered his office. It is tastefully decorated with plants, photos of him, Ellana and the boys. His children's artwork and various drawings over the years bring vibrancy to his walls and a photo of himself and Ellana on the day of their wedding at Arlathan National Park. Rook and Emmrich each took a seat across from his desk. Solas' eyes were puffy and red from the amount of sobbing he did. Even though he appreciated Rook defending him, he still felt ashamed and guilty for his previous line of work.

"Oh Solas, I'm so sorry for what Elgar'nan did. That was beyond the pale of what is acceptable." Emmrich said.

Solas sighed and leaned back in his chair. "He did this not only to humiliate and isolate me, but it's also a warning. It's his way of saying he has leverage against me."

Rook knew what he meant. Before Emmrich could ask any questions of his own to clarify his meaning, she gently grabbed his forearm, glanced at him and shook her head. Emmrich nodded and sat back in the seat. 

"Solas, does this new administration know about your previous job? The Board of Trustees?" She asked softly.

"No one knew, except for Ellana. I was a broke college student at the time and it was easy money. I didn't realize how fun it would be and I enjoyed it. I just didn't think it would be used to shame and judge me. So, I hid that part of myself from everyone else." He explained.

Emmrich and Rook looked at him with sympathy. 

"If it's any consolation, though I don't think it may matter much, there's nothing wrong or illegal in Thedas about what you did. You worked with what you had and did what you needed to do to achieve and get what you wanted and thats admirable." Emmrich said.

Solas looked at both of his instructors and began to calm down a bit but he was still anxious.

"Dr. Ingellvar, Professor Volkarin, please try to keep this as discreet as possible. Let me worry about what to do next." He instructed as he leaned forward.

"Of course, we won't say anything." She replied.

She and Emmrich stood up from their chairs and as they were going to exit his office, Rook turned around to look at Solas, "Try to have a peaceful evening, Dean Lavellan. Give my love to Ellana and the boys for me."

As soon as they left, Solas leaned back on his chair and stared at the ceiling. Still mulling over how he was going to handle this situation. Several minutes later another knock came at his door. Solas stood up and adjusted his clothing as he walked over to answer.

**********

Friday came and with it, nerves were high. In this case, this is a good thing. Rook and Emmrich both had the day off and figured that this would be an excellent opportunity to get their errands done early and then prepare for their date this evening. Rook finished her routine early and began to take a shower. Emmrich dropped Manfred off at school and returned home to finish his errands. He decided it would be best to take a shower and get himself ready before calling his friends to come and assist for the date. Unbeknownst to them, their circle of friends secretly have been planning for the upcoming Treviso Trip to be romantic for them both. It was late afternoon when Rook's friends came over to help her get ready for her date with Emmrich. Rook was struggling with how she should arrive dressed for The Shroud's Kiss.  She pouted at her choices, getting more increasingly frustrated with herself.

"Nothing works! I don't have anything that would be appropriate for my date tonight!" She said in frustration.

Neve kept looking through her closet while the others tried to assist her with other matters. 

"I'm sure you have something that will work! That's why we're here!" Bellara said cheerfully.

"Rook, no matter what you wear, he's going to be so happy to see you." Harding reassured her. 

"Oh! I found something!" Neve said as she pulled out a lovely,  lilac dress with a ballroom skirt and a slight corseted bodice and a slit that would show off her luscious thigh. Rook looked at the dress and froze, she then had a sad look on her face.

"Rook? What's wrong? I think it's beautiful." Neve said.

Rook gave her a sad smile as the others had a concerned look on their faces. 

"This was the dress that I wore when Gregoir proposed to me. Ever since he left me, I never wore it again. I don't think it fits anymore." She explained.

"Oh Rook, I'm so sorry! I'll keep looking." Neve quickly said remembering what Dorian had told her and their friends about what happened.

Rook stood up to reassure her friend, "It's okay, you didn't know."

The tension was thick until Bellara decided to break it by finding Rook's accessory stash. Her eyes opened wide at the beautiful pieces her friend had acquired over the years. Her grave gold shining like the color of the full moon at night. Various baubles that would adorn her neck, ears, hands, wrists. Bellara's mind was working. 

"Rook! These pieces are beautiful! I know we can do something with these!" She said. 

Harding went through her collection of shoes and found a pair of heels that were thicker and cute skulls with emerald rhinestones for eyes on the closed toe. They were the color of royalty in purple silk. 

"Rook! I think Emmrich will love these! And they go with your purse!" She said showing her the heels with glee.

"Harding, these are perfect!" Rook said excitedly!

"Aha! Neve said as she pulled out a silky, emerald body con dress with a sweetheart neckline that shows off Rook's chest and a silhouette that flatters her curves. 

"I think with the heels, and purse and whatever grave gold you choose, you will make the esteemed Professor's heart wild" Neve slyly said.

"This is perfect! Thank you Neve!" She said with a smile as she began putting on the dress.

Bellara looked and picked out the perfect jewelry for her to wear as Ellana brought out Rook's makeup and brushes to assist in styling her. 

"Rook, are you okay?" Ellana asked as the others went to the kitchen to give them some privacy and space.

"I'm just nervous. It's been a long time since I've started dating and I want this night to be perfect." She said softly. Rook then suddenly got an uncomfortable thought.

"What if he doesn't like me? What if he wants to end it?" She asked Ellana softly. "I've already had such bad luck."

Ellana gently grabbed Rook's face and stared at her "Look and listen to me, Laila. Has he said anything or given you any indication that he wasn't interested?"

"Well no, but what if I get stood up...again." She said.

"He won't, and if he does, we will all kick his ass and then make it a girl's night instead." Ellana said smiling, "It'll be fine. He will show up. And his breath will be taken away the minute he sees you."

Rook smiled as Ellana pressed her forehead against hers as a sign of affection and solidarity. 

"Thank you, Ellana." She replied. 

"Always, now, let's finish your look. We don't want to keep the good Professor waiting." Ellana smiled as she was putting the finishing touches of makeup on Rook's face. The others were busy tidying up her apartment and taking care of her cats as she was finishing getting prepared.

**********

Emmrich sighed in frustration while Lucanis and Manfred continued searching his wardrobe for a suit that was perfect for the evening. This was the most nervous he had ever been in a long time. The last relationship he had was with Strife. Even though it was years ago, they parted on amicable terms. They both wanted different things in life and in the end, their wants didn't align with their needs. They both remained friends and keep in touch frequently. That still didn't ease his anxiety. He kept thinking about moving too quickly with Rook and he was still concerned that he would scare her off. 

"Emmrich, what about the navy blue suit?" Lucanis asked.

Emmrich, relieved for the slight distraction examined the suit. It was elegant but it didn't feel right for the occasion.

"Hmmm, maybe, but it doesn't feel right." He answered.

Lucanis arched an eyebrow. "Mierda, Emmrich, she's not going to care about the suit, she's going to be focused on you! Coño!"

"Wait! Uncle Lucanis! I think I know the one! Step aside for a minute." Manfred said.

The adolescent rumaged through his father's closet. 

"Aha! Found it!" He exclaimed. 

Manfred pulled out an elegant three piece suit that consisted of a black dress jacket, black trousers and an emerald and gold brocade vest. The buttons had gold and emerald detailing to them. Emmrich smiled and took the suit from his son.

"Well done Manfred! You know me better than most." He said smiling. 

"Good eye, kiddo." Davrin remarked. 

Manfred smiled without being smug about his keen eye and sense of fashion. Taash looked at two pairs of shoes. They picked both up and compared them to Emmrich's outfit. 

"Hey, professor, which one do you prefer? The dress shoes and army boots work." They asked.

Emmrich looked at Taash and examined both pairs of shoes. While the army boots were comfortable, this occasion was fancier than usual. 

"I think the dress shoes will be more appropriate. Thank you Taash." He said.

"No problem." They replied. 

As Emmrich got dressed and put on the finishing touches, the group convened in the living room with Varric to begin playing board games. Manfred's friends were assisting Varric in setting up their game night. Jules and Breks already organized the pieces and read the rules of the game. Jules is the rules czar while Breks and Manfred wanted to enjoy the games. Either way, the pair of friends were enjoying the company of Spite and Assan as both furry friends were soaking up the attention. Manfred  and the rest of the group settled in the living room to begin playing their games. Emmrich took one final look in the mirror before he went downstairs.

"Manfred, Jules, Breks, have fun but be on your best behavior. I don't want to be the one to tell your parents if you do something stupid. That goes for the rest of you too." Emmrich said eyeing not just the teenagers but his friends.

"Relax Bones, we are going to play games and eat tons of pizza and snacks. Enjoy your date." Varric said.

Emmrich sighed, but smiled, "All right, have fun, but if you need anything, text me." He said.

Emmrich picked up his keys, wallet and left his home to meet Rook at The Shroud's Kiss.

*********

It was a cold night in Downtown Nevarra as Rook was in the Royal Gardens, waiting for Emmrich to arrive; admittedly, she was 15 minutes early but, it was better than being late. She was looking at the lilacs that were blooming in the glow of the moon when she heard the restaurant manager singing. She looked up and beheld an adorable sight. The Restaurant Manager and one his employees set up a romantic dinner for the raccoons. The pair of raccoons were clearly enjoying their date night, dining on fine Nevarran Cuisine. Rook giggled softly and smiled at the adorable sight when she heard a familiar voice behind her.

"Oh that's darling, it seems those raccoons had the same idea we did."

"Oh! Emmrich, you surprised me!" Rook quickly turned around to find Emmrich smiling. 

Maker's tits! He's so handsome! I'm definitely underdressed again!

I'm so sorry my dear, I didn't mean to startle you. It's a rare and curious sight to see raccoons enjoying a nice meal, let alone people being kind to them." Emmrich commented.

Oh, Laila looks so stunning in Emerald. She looks stunning no matter what she wears. Manfred, you made the right call on this suit!

"No worries, Emmrich! I'm happy to see you! You look handsome." Rook said with a slight blush on her face.

"And you look so stunning as always my dear." Emmrich said as he gently took her hand and kissed her knuckles.

Rook suddenly looked away to hide the blush on her face.

"Well, I'd say we take a cue from our furry friends and go inside to eat." Rook suggested.

"Agreed, shall we?" Emmrich said as he wrapped his arm around Rook to guide her to the restaurant.

Emmrich and Rook kept conversing, flirting and enjoying each other's company. As soon as they finished their delicious meal, they decided to continue their night by walking through the Royal Gardens. The pair enjoyed the views of the various plants and flowers, each sharing their knowledge and meaning of them. As they continued their leisurely stroll, their conversation delved into the more personal realm.

"Rook, I'm surprised a lovely woman like you isn't married or attached to someone. Not to say that you aren't desirable! I mean that someone would have already wooed you." Emmrich said.

Oh Maker, that was a stupid thing to say...

"You'd think, but I haven't been that lucky. You know, I almost got married, once." Rook said sadly.

"Oh? You don't have to elaborate or continue. I, unfortunately, never got that far myself." He said.

Rook thought about telling him about Gregoir. She was initially hesitant and he didn't pry further, but he held that space for her to finally decide to open herself up to him. Something she hasn't been able to do with a potential partner in years.

"Gregoir and I were college sweethearts. After we graduated, he proposed to me. I was so happy. I thought I was going to be able to have it all. The day of my wedding, I waited at the altar for him to come. Ellana recieved a text saying that he couldn't marry me because he never stopped loving his first partner, Jolene. So he left me at the altar and well, I've been on dates, but I didn't want to risk getting hurt again so I stopped dating for a while." Rook explained, "You know, it's freeing to finally say it out loud."

Emmrich gently held her face with his hand. He was so angry at Gregoir at how he cruelly broke her heart. 

"What a cruel man to do something like that to you. I would never do that to you. If I had knew you then, I would have gladly taken his place and be your husband." Emmrich said.

Dammit man! Why did I say that?! She's going to stop speaking with me! Why am I so bad at this?!

Rook was shocked. She didn't think that anyone would feel this deeply for her, especially Emmrich. Her feelings were in a deep tempest of emotions but above all else, she was elated and relieved that he felt the same for her.

"Oh Emmrich, I wish it was you that I married." She replied.

Emmrich's mouth opened in shock. He was relieved and happy that she returns his affections. 

"Laila," he gently said as they both gently touched their foreheads to one another. They slowly moved closer to kiss each other until they heard a rustling sound in the bushes. They both turned to look to see the same adorable raccoon couple, strolling through the gardens alongside them.

"Oh, how sweet, they are enjoying their date night." Rook commented sweetly as Emmrich smiled at them.

As soon as the raccoons locked eyes on their human counterparts, the furry companions decided to get intimate in front of them.

"Oh Maker! I think we should leave!" Emmrich said with a shocked expression.

"Well that's how they are ending their night." Rook said, equally shocked at the raccoons' bold display of love making.

Rook and Emmrich quickly made their way out of the gardens. As soon as they were back at the entrance, they both laughed about the raccoons. Emmrich then escorted Rook back to his car to give her a ride home. As soon as he dropped her off at her apartment door, Rook kissed him on the corner of his lip. He returned the gesture by kissing her corner of her lip. They bade each other farewell as they both agreed that he would pick her up for their game night. As soon as Rook got inside her apartment, she gently leaned against the door, smiling.

"I think, I'm in love with Emmrich." She said to herself.

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As soon as Rook finished getting ready for bed, she decided to text her friends about the events of the evening.

💅🏻Glam Night Squad💅🏻

Dr. Rook: So...I have a recap.

Bells: OMG!! TELL ME!! TELL ME ALL THE THINGS!!

PINeve: Oh? How did it go?

Dr. Rook: The date was so romantic! Emmrich is such a gentleman!

LaceyScout: Continue....

Bells: OMG ROOK!!! BE MORE SPECIFIC!!!!

Dr. Rook: Okay so I arrived 15 minutes early on the Eluvian since they tend to run late and I was in the Gardens next to the restaurant. The gardens are so pretty! Then, I overheard the restaurant manager singing and wait staff. It was so cute, they had a little table set up for this raccoon couple and served them food. They were on a little date, it was too precious!

PINeve: Wait, wait, the raccoons were on a date? I find that hard to believe.

Dr. Rook: I took a photo, I'll send it here.

Bells: Awww!

LaceyScout: Oh that's adorable! It's like that one animated movie with the dogs!

QueenLavellan: Reminds me of my first date with Solas. He was so smooth and charming. I was so nervous. I was scared of messing things up. Sorry Laila, continue.

Dr. Rook: Bellara, the food at The Shroud's Kiss is so delicious! It's the best of Thedosian Cuisine with a Nevarran Flair! Anyway, Emmrich and I were flirting and talking with each other throughout the entire night. He was head over heels about how gorgeous I looked and wouldn't stop kissing my hands and holding them! He would also whisper sweet things and jokes to me in my ear. Then we went for a walk through the gardens after we were done eating.

Bells: Oh how romantic! It's like out of one of my romance novels.

PINeve: Oh that's so sweet. Lucanis and I had our first date at Cafe Pietra and then walked around the marketplace. He gifted me a pretty bouquet of flowers and a bag of my favorite coffee flavor.

QueenLavellan: Oh that's so sweet, Neve. I love that. So Laila, what happened on the walk.

Dr. Rook: So, I did something very brave that I didn't think I could do. I finally opened up and told him about Gregoir.

LaceyScout:....how did that go?

Dr. Rook: I was scared that he would end things right then and there, but he said something that I didn't expect.

PINeve: So what did he say? I hope I don't have to kick his ass...

Dr. Rook: He said that he would have gladly married me the day Gregoir left me at the altar. He said if he knew me then, he would have happily taken Gregoir's place and married me.

PINeve: 😲

LaceyScout: What?!

QueenLavellan: Oh? 😃

Bells: How Romantic! Rook! He's got it bad for you!

Dr. Rook: It was so sweet. I told him I wished I married him. He was so shocked but so happy. We were going to kiss until the raccoon couple came by us again.

LaceyScout: Wait, the raccoons? Were they like following you both?

Dr. Rook: Well no, they were on a little stroll like we were. It was cute. So Emmrich and I were going to kiss until the raccoons came by. Then, for some bizarre reason, the raccoons started going at it.

QueenLavellan: Wait, the raccoons were fucking in front of you both?!

Dr. Rook: Yes.

LaceyScout: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

PINeve: 😂🤣 I'm sorry Rook but that's really funny. You and Emmrich got cockblocked by the raccoons.

Bells: No lie, that's pretty funny. But Northern Thedas does have a bit of a raccoon problem. Well it's not a problem if a lot of the citizens don't mind them.

Dr. Rook: Look, Emmrich and I were shocked to see that so we left the gardens. We did have a good laugh about it afterwards. Anyway, he dropped me off at home and then I kissed him.

QueenLavellan: You kissed him?! All right Laila!

LaceyScout: Wait, did you full on make out with him? Please tell me you did!

Dr. Rook: Well, I kissed him on the corner of his mouth. It was like a peck.

Bells: Oh...

Dr. Rook: Did I do something wrong?

PINeve: Oh no! You didn't do anything wrong. Are you and Emmrich taking things slow?

Dr. Rook: Well he kissed me back.

Bells: Was it a passionate make out kiss?! Please say it was!

Dr. Rook: Well no, he kissed me the same way I kissed him.

Bells: Oh....

Dr. Rook: Did I do something wrong?

QueenLavellan: No! Don't think that! It's likely that Emmrich wants to go at your pace! He's very fond of you! He constantly speaks highly of you! Solas says so.

Bells: Ah, so Solas has some tea...

QueenLavellan: He says he doesn't care for gossip, but he secretly likes it.

Dr. Rook: That's what I think too. I think Emmrich wants to go at my pace. He's good about respecting my boundaries.

PINeve: And thats important.

LaceyScout: Agreed.

Dr. Rook: I think I've fallen in love with him...

Bells: OMG! 😍

PINeve: Aww Rook. That's so sweet. I'm sure he reciprocates your feelings.

QueenLavellan: No question he does.

Dr. Rook: So I may need help in regards to the Treviso Class Trip. What things can we go to that are romantic?

PINeve: Lucanis would know better than anyone else but I know the opera house is so lovely at night.

Dr. Rook: An opera would be a great idea! I could dress up super pretty for that! Do you think he would like that?

PINeve: I'm sure he would! He'll love it more with you!

LaceyScout: Don't worry about it! I bet he will plan something super romantic.

Bells: I'll be on the trip with you, so maybe we can scout some areas!

Dr. Rook: Thank you, Bellara! I want this trip to be so memorable.

Bells: It's going to be fun! I can't wait!

Dr. Rook: Anyway, I'm going to go to bed. I'm so tired. But tonight was amazing.

LaceyScout: Goodnight!

QueenLavellan: Goodnight Laila.

PINeve: Bye

Bells: See you soon!

Rook put her phone down on the nightstand. She pulled the duvet over her shoulders and went to sleep. Her two kitties, Ser Pounce A Lot and Tara curling up next to her and joining her in slumber.

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Emmrich arrived home and closed the door. He was greeted by his friends still in the living room. Manfred's friends Jules and Breks had been picked up by their families and not long after, Manfred went to bed. So it was Lucanis, Davrin, Taash and Varric waiting for Emmrich to give his recap of the date.

"So Professor, how did the date go?" Davrin asked.

Emmrich had big smile on his face. "It was wonderful! Laila is so wonderful. I'm already awaiting the next time I get to see her again." 

"Oh, that good! Tell us what happened." Lucanis requested. 

"Well, we found each other at the restaurant. The manager and one of his employees were feeding a raccoon couple. It was so cute. Laila took a photo and sent it to me." Emmrich said as he was showing his friends the photo. 

"Hmm, kinda cute, I gotta admit. Rivian hasn't had the raccoon problem." Taash commented. 

"The raccoons are everywhere in Treviso. The citizens don't really care, they treat them as their own neighbors. Though, I have noticed Illario secretly feeding them late at night. Neve was the one that noticed some of our food missing and I thought it was just Illario eating it while high." Lucanis explained. 

"Uncle Eldrin and I have seen them in Arlathan. The visitors think they're cute so we let them feed them food that is appropriate for the raccoons." Davrin commented.

"Anyway, the food was excellent at The Shroud's Kiss and afterwards, Laila and I went for a walk in the gardens," Emmrich continued, "She was very gorgeous and vivacious. She opened up to me about her ex."

The group bristled a bit at the mention of her ex. Varric finally spoke up after he finished packing up the games. 

"You know, good for Rook." 

Everyone looked at Varric. Taash spoke.

"What do you mean?"

"I'm proud of her for opening up. It means that she's finally healing and able to talk about it." Varric replied, "I knew about what happened to Rook because Ellana, Solas, Harding, Bull, Dorian and I were at her wedding. We were there to help her pick up the pieces. Believe me when I say that we all wanted to fuck him up that day. Ellana, Dorian and Harding had to stop me, Solas and Bull from finding him and fucking him up. To this day, we still want to fuck him up but I'm happy that Rook is finally opening up again."

The group let out a sigh of collective relief but were still worried for Emmrich and Rook. 

"So what happened next?" Davrin asked.

"Well, after dinner, we went for a walk at the gardens. It was so wonderful. When she opened up to me about her ex, I wanted to comfort her and I may have overstepped a bit, or so I thought," he said.

"Wait, overstepped? What do you mean?" Lucanis asked.

Emmrich brushed his hair back and said, "I said that if I knew her then, I would have taken her ex's place and married her." 

"Oh Emmrich, buddy, no." Davrin said as he put his hand on his forehead. 

"Wait! Her response is what shocked me! She said she wished that she married me instead!" Emmrich quickly replied.

The group looked at him with a bit of shock. Then Davrin opened his mouth. 

"Oh! I take back what I said. She's got it bad for you!"

"Wait, did you kiss her?! Please say you did!" Taash excitedly asked.

"Well I was about to, until we encountered the darling raccoon couple again. Then the couple decided to copulate in front of us." Emmrich answered.

The group looked at each other until Varric started laughing. 

"The raccoons fucked in front of you?! Oh that's hilarious!" Varric said while laughing. 

"Oh man, that's great! The raccoons were going at it in front of y'all! You both got cockblocked so hard!" Davrin joined in laughing. 

The group was laughing at Emmrich's tale. 

"Admittedly, the situation was very funny albeit shocking. Anyway, I dropped Laila off and then she kissed me."

"Coño! Did you kiss her back with passion?!" Lucanis asked.

"Oh I did but it was a gentle peck on her lips."

The group made an annoyed face and Taash groaned in frustration.

"Emmrich, buddy! She wanted you to kiss her back passionately!" Taash exclaimed.

"Oh? Was I supposed to kiss her back with fervor?" Emmrich asked, thinking he may have messed up.

The whole group responded, "YES!"

"Oh my, she really does like me, a lot! I was being cautious with her and going at her pace. I didn't want to scare her off since I've realized that I'm madly in love with her!" Emmrich said quickly and anxiously.

"Whoa, Bones slow down. You didn't do anything wrong!" Varric reassured him, "You were respecting her pace, boundaries and space. That means a lot to her. And trust me, she feels the same about you. Anyway, I have to head home, I need to get the house ready for tomorrow's game night. Will I see you all there?"

"Of course, anything to get away from Illario and his raccoon telenovela." Lucanis replied.

"I'll be there with Lace. Do you want us to bring anything, Varric?" Taash asked.

"No, but thanks Firebreather." Varric replied. 

"I'll be a little late, I have a hot date." Davrin said with a grin.

"Have fun Warden and let us know how it went." Varric said.

"Thanks." Davrin replied.

"Bones, will you and Rook be joining us?" Varric asked.

"Of course, we've already arranged it." Emmrich replied. 

As soon as the group said their farewells, Emmrich went upstairs to check on Manfred. Manfred was bundled up and asleep in his bed. Satisfied that he was all right, Emmrich closed the door to his son's room and went to his bedroom. He changed into his sleeping clothes and slid into bed. He was debating whether to send a goodnight text to Rook, but then he remembered that he kissed her goodnight. 

"I have fallen deeply in love with Laila. I want to make the Treviso Class Trip wonderful for her." He said to himself.

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🍆Operation Kiss Kiss Fall In Epic Love Chat🦪

LaceyScout added QueenLavellan to the group chat.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Harding, you forgot the rules, no offense, Inquisitor.

QueenLavellan: None taken, Varric.

LaceyScout: I figured since Rook and Ellana are close, it would be a good idea to add her. 

DungeonDaddyTethras: I'm surprised you didn't include Chuckles, he secretly lives for this shit.

QueenLavellan: Solas is also viewing this group as we type. If he wants to join in on the fun, he'll let me know. 

The_Crow_King: I didn't peg Solas for being chismoso but then again, we are a bunch of weirdos and chismosos.

GriffonDaddy: Speak for yourself, I'm a stud.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Nah, you're a weirdo like us by association.

GriffonDaddy: Touchè 

DungeonDaddyTethras: So, are we ready for the debrief?

QueenLavellan: Want us ladies to go first or do you want to go?

DungeonDaddyTethras: Go ahead ladies.

Veil_JumperGirl: Omg, Rook was so gorgeous when she went on her date! I hope Emmrich was blown away by how pretty she looked.

GriffonDaddy: Oh trust us, he couldn't stop talking about how beautiful she looked. He repeated it twice. 

QueenLavellan: She was worried about the date. Gregoir really needs his ass kicked all the way back to the Sword Coast. She was worried that Emmrich wanted to be friends rather than continue their romance. I reassured her but poor woman. I wish there was more I could do to remind her we're here for her.

DungeonDaddyTethras: She actually told Emmrich about Gregoir.

QueenLavellan: She confirmed that to us as well. Emmrich blurted out that he wished he knew her back then and married her! 

GriffonDaddy: We all freaked out when he told us that because we were like, buddy no. But it turned out well. He's in love with her.

TrueCrimeQueen: No question, they're in love with each other. Getting them to admit it is a whole other issue. They're doing a delicate dance because they're worried about scaring each other off.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: You know they're bad at reading each other's signals?

QueenLavellan: Laila is so bad at reading social cues. 

The_Crow_King: Yup and Emmrich is so cautious, it's a bit concerning. 

ILutere: Aren't some of you going to the class trip to Treviso? Maybe that trip will give them more time alone. And we can suggest some romantic activities for them to do. 

TrueCrimeQueen: That's what we are going to brainstorm, but not a bad idea. Amatus, aren't you going to be in town during the trip?

The_Crow_King: Si Amor, Butcher asked me and Illario to assist with one of the sightseeing days. Though, I don't like the idea of Illario with the Gondolas.

Veil_JumperGirl: Aren't y'all trying to keep him out of trouble? Also, what's the verdict from his trial? I didn't really see a lot of media coverage on it.

The_Crow_King: The Tevene and Antivan Government wanted this to be quiet and that the press were given access once he was extradited back to Treviso. The courts found him guilty but considering everything that had happened, they mandated 3 years worth of therapy and 5 years probation. All things considered he got off light. I was hoping he would be tried and sentenced in Tevinter, mainly to get him out of the home.

LaceyScout: He got really lucky. Although that's not great for you and Neve.

The_Crow_King: Well...he has been getting high off of Elfroot but its prescribed which has helped him chill the fuck out. But it's also emptied our pantries much faster than we can replace them! Oh! There's the matter of the raccoons. 

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: You did mention that he has his own "raccoon telenovela."

The_Crow_King: So, the issue of the raccoons in Treviso happened because socialites had them as pets and they escaped and now we have them as neighbors. Which is fine. How does Illario fit into this, he met a raccoon in our backyard, starving. He felt bad and fed him. Then the raccoon brought his friends and he started feeding them, building homes for them. He named all of them.

GriffonDaddy: Wow, so y'all have a lot of raccoons.

TrueCrimeQueen: Yes and he's named them after all of us. He claims his therapist recommended that he do an act of service for someone that he wronged. He also said his therapist told him that he needs to own up to all of his shit. Which I have to admit is great, but we have so many raccoons.

Veil_JumperGirl: So at the risk of continuing a longer conversation, what are their names?

The_Crow_King: So, the lone raccoon he met, he named him, Illario Jr. Then there is King Viago and Queen Teia, then there is the shy raccoon that he named after me along with his wife, Neve. They recently had babies, like 4 of them. Then there's the biggest raccoon which he named after Taash, there's a cute, petite one named Harding, then there is a raccoon that's kinda got muscles, he named after Davrin, then there are the wifey raccoons named after you and Irelin, there's a really cute lady raccoon named after Rook and then she brought her boyfriend, a slightly older raccoon he named Emmrich.

LaceyScout: Omg, he ships the raccoons! That's so cute!

The_Crow_King: Neve and I can't be mad because he's stayed out of trouble and he talks to them. They love him. The babies love playing with him. Illario secretly loves them. 

DungeonDaddyTethras: Oh shit, now that you mentioned Illario being a gondola driver...

QueenLavellan: Oh shit, Laila can't swim!!!

The_Crow_King: Mierda! I forgot! I'll make sure she isn't on that gondola.

QueenLavellan: I'll make sure she and Emmrich stay with me and the family.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Crow, any recommendations for romantic activities in Terviso for the lovebirds?

The_Crow_King: There's the opera, the art museum, there's Cafe Pietra, the floral labyrinth. 

DungeonDaddyTethras: Perfect! I'll pass on the info to Bones.

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: Y'all doing the class trips? Those are so much fun. The one to Tevinter was fun! Dorian was the tour director that year for the University of Denerim. I remember Dorian fell into the water at the Docks. 

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: In my defense, a seagull attacked me because he wanted my pastry! Flying beach rats those seagulls!

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: I also heard about Arlathan National Park! One of the professors took a massive shit in the rivers! 

QueenLavellan: So Solas was in charge of that trip last year. That did happen.

GriffonDaddy: Holy shit! I remember that trip! I was with the other group showing them the Veil Jumper Camp and how they were conducting their excavations. Uncle Eldrin told me about an asshole professor calling him a tree hugging hippie dumbass for warning him about the berries he picked out. That professor ate them and shit the entire river bend. Uncle Eldrin laughed so hard at him. Just to fuck with that professor even more, he told him to wipe his ass with rashvine, claiming it would heal him. The professor didn't know that rashvine causes hemmroids in that region. Don't remember the name of the guy but According to everyone on that trip, it was karma cause he was an ass.

QueenLavellan: That professor was Elgar'nan and yes, he was sick for the rest of the trip.

GriffonDaddy: Wait?! The same professor that's in love with Rook?! That one?!

QueenLavellan: The very same. The students, staff, teachers and Solas were very pissed off with him because he was rude and acted like a know it all. He made an ass of himself in more ways than one. That's why Solas banned him. I'm amazed the incident of the trip reached your ears, Bull.

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: It's a legend in the college! I work security along with the Chargers and we heard the story from some of the students and we were cracking up because it was so funny.

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: We stan a petty king and Eldrin is very petty.

GriffonDaddy: He is the pettiest person I know.

Veil_JumperGirl: 🤣 I remember Prof. Strife telling me and Irelin the story, we couldn't stop laughing. Strife was cracking up.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Believe me, the University knows about the incident. I'm laughing at the fact that it reached the University of Denerim. 

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: Like I said, its comedy gold. Hey Varric, do you know if Arlathan's Ecosystem recovered from that particular shit storm? 

QueenLavellan: Park Ranger Eldrin informed Solas that no harm came to the wildlife. 

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: That's a relief at least.

QueenLavellan: Solas makes fun of him for it.

DungeonDaddyTethras: By the way, is Chuckles okay? He ran out of the trip meeting all flustered and about to burst in tears.

QueenLavellan: He told me, he's fine but he's going to handle it.

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: Wait, what happened at the trip meeting?

DungeonDaddyTethras: Elgar'nan photoshopped Solas as a burlesque dancer and he freaked out. We all did cause we didn't expect it and 2, I highly doubt Chuckles has a six pack.

QueenLavellan:....oh he does. He's ripped. But yes he felt embarrassed. He's okay but he said he will speak with the Administration about it.

Veil_JumperGirl: That's good at least, we were all worried about him. I felt so bad for him. What Elgar'nan did was so fucked.

DungeonDaddyTethras: He really needs his ass kicked. Anyway, I gotta go, I need to get the house ready for tonight. You'll see the family around. I'll see most of you tonight; Inquisitor, Sparkler, Bull take care and Inquisitor, give my love to Chuckles and the kids.

The evening came as the group convened at Varric's home to continue their session. After the group was done catching up with each other, Varric began the session. 

"So we last left off at Lord Negean's estate. Everyone was settled in their rooms except for her royal majesty Dalia and Audric. The two adventurers were trying to figure out the sleeping arrangements. So, Rook, Emmrich, you need to decide how you are going to handle this."

Rook and Emmrich looked at each other and blushed slightly. They both agreed that they would keep their relationship as private as possible from their friends, something they are doing a poor job of.

"So, how do you want to do this?" She asked him.

Emmrich gulped and thought for a moment. "Well, my thought was to sleep on the floor and give you the bed."

"Wait! I'm not going to let you sleep on the floor! It's improper!" She exclaimed.

"Is it also improper to share a bed with someone that you are not wedded to, your Majesty?" He quipped.

Rook was taken a back and a little impressed with Emmrich's quick wit.

Shit, he's got a good point. Dammit Laila, think of something and quickly! Aha! I got it!

"Varric, can I make a perception check?" Rook asked.

"Sure, need a 15 or higher." He answered.

Rook rolled her dice and got 18.

"Awesome! Okay so I hear some meowing at the door of the bedroom. I want to take a look." She said.

"I'll allow it," Varric said, trying to hold back a chuckle, "So Dalia opens the door to find some of the kitties running in and jumping on the bed. As soon as they landed, the cats got comfortable."

"Well it seems the cats have decided for us. Getting into the bed is going to be interesting," Emmrich said.

Varric and the others tried so hard not to laugh, "Bones, Rook, you need to roll for a dexterity check. You both need 15 to pass." 

Rook and Emmrich grabbed their D20 dice and rolled them. They both passed their check.

"So Dalia and Audric both get into bed and into positions that would not scare off the cats. It was at that point they got into a conversation." Varric narrated.

The group looked at Rook and Emmrich, eagerly awaiting how they were going to handle this situation. 

"So, Lord Negean loves cats," Emmrich said.

Rook looked at Emmrich and picked up his subtle cue.

"To be fair, the cats are cute." 

"Which one do you have on your side? I have a cow kitty, a gray tuxedo and a sphinx." Emmrich asked.

"I have a chunky orange tabby, a black kitty and a tortie." Rook replied, "So, do you have any family waiting for you at home?"

"I'm afraid not, I lost my parents when I was young. I do have a pet pig named Lucy. My neighbors are taking care of her." Emmrich said.

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear about your parents. Lucy sounds adorable." She said, "You know the situation with my father. My mom died not too long ago. I remember her pretty well. Do you remember your parents, Audric?" 

"Some days are akin to a bright, sunny day, others are hazy. Do you have someone special waiting for you? A betrothed perhaps?" Emmrich asked sheepishly.

"No, my father and the palace advisors tried and failed miserably to get me married off. I ruined every meeting because I didn't like anyone deciding my life for me. I want to choose who I marry and love. I don't want a partnership of political convenience." Rook replied.

"Ah, I understand. I was never fortunate enough to marry and have children. I've been known to quickly fall in love but I was never loved in the way I wanted," Emmrich said, "I had hoped to have found love but I don't think it's in the cards for me."

"Don't say that, Audric," Rook said, "There is someone out there for you. It's never too late you know." 

"I appreciate that your Majesty. Looks like one of the kitties is on my stomach. I can't move." Emmrich said.

Rook chuckled, "I mean they are cute, so we'll allow it."

Varric, smiled, pleased with their performance and exchange. "Well done you two! That was an excellent performance."

"Aww man, I was hoping that they would full on make out with each other and fuck!" Taash said, slightly annoyed.

"TAASH!!!" The group shouted. Rook and Emmrich tried to hide their blooming, red faces.

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🍆Operation Kiss Kiss Fall In Epic Love Chat🦪

DungeonDaddyTethras: Taash, what the fuck?! You almost blew the plan wide open!

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: I'm tired of those two lovebirds dancing around their feelings! They really need to fuck each other like yesterday! If they're trying to be discreet, they're doing a shit job of it!

GriffonDaddy: Taash, buddy, it was funny, I'll give you that, but they're not supposed to know that we are trying to help them realize that they love each other.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Bro, this has gone on for a little too long for my liking! Did you see them tonight and how they role played that entire scenario?! It was very intimate and vulnerable, they are in love with each other!

GriffonDaddy:.......okay you got me beat there, but they were embarrassed when you made that comment. They couldn't look at us for the rest of the session. Though, they did do a lot of damage together. They had some really good rolls tonight.

LaceyScout: I agree with Taash, I think this is a good place to stop.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Now hold on, even though Taash almost lost the plot, the plan is working.

LaceyScout: A little too well. Even though they were role playing, it was very intimate, even if it was a little awkward. Did you all forget that Emmrich really did lose his parents when he was a kid?

DungeonDaddyTethras: Shit, I forgot.....

Veil_JumperGirl:......May I make a suggestion?

DungeonDaddyTethras: Sure Hummingbird.

Veil_JumperGirl: Since most of us will be on the Treviso Class Trip next week and we'll be gone for almost two weeks, maybe this is a good time to take a break and reassess the plot of the campaign. They're really taken with each other and I think, maybe we should be a little more hands off for a bit and let it blossom organically.

TrueCrimeQueen: 🤔

The_Crow_King: Actually....I agree with this plan.

TrueCrimeQueen: That's a really great idea Bells. 

The_Crow_King: Everyone wins in this scenario, we all get a break and time to reassess, Varric and Bellara get time and inspiration on how to adjust the campaign and we all get a breather.

LaceyScout: I like this plan! It gives all of us and especially them a break. I feel like they've been picking up on the fact that we have been scrutinizing their actions and cues.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain:.......I'm okay with this idea.

DungeonDaddyTethras: That's a great idea Hummingbird. I think this is a good time for a break. We'll take some time off for a couple weeks.

Veil_JumperGirl: Yeah, I think it will be good for everyone. Oh! Davrin! I forgot to ask, how was your date?

GriffonDaddy: It was great actually! We are going out again next week. Assan took a shine to her and was trying to get all of the attention for himself.

TrueCrimeQueen: Aww, I'm happy for you Davrin. And how could anyone resist Assan? He's so cute.

DungeonDaddyTethras: So we're in agreement for some time off?

The_Crow_King: Si.

LaceyScout: Yup.

TrueCrimeQueen: Yes

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: 👍🏻

GriffonDaddy: I'm down, I think we are overdue for a break.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Okay, we'll all reconvene in a couple of weeks. I'll see some of you on the trip and everyone else, have a lovely break.

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Emmrich and Rook were conversing on the way to her apartment. They were laughing about the events of the evening and knew Taash meant well, it was merely the timing that was off. 

"Sorry about Taash. They're really sweet, they're just a little blunt sometimes." Emmrich said.

Rook laughed. "Oh it's fine, really. They just wanted our characters to finally get on with it. I can tell they're direct with their feelings."

Emmrich chuckled. "They really are."

As soon as he parked the car at her apartment complex's garage, Emmrich had a sad smile on his face. He knew that this was going to be the end of the night and he knew the wait to see her again was going to be excruciatingly long. Rook turned to look at him and noticed the look on his face. 

"Emmrich, are you all right?" She asked with concerned etched on her face as she put her hand on his forearm.

"I'm all right Laila, it's just the wait to see you again will be agonizing for me."

"Oh? How so?" She asked, looking for clarity in what he meant.

"Well, I enjoy our time together and when I escort you back to your apartment, that's where we will part. And I don't want our time together to end, not yet. However, I defer to what you're comfortable with." He explained. 

Rook's heart made a knot. She didn't want him to leave, not yet. She unbuckled her seat belt and moved closer to him so that she could kiss him. Emmrich embraced her as she got close to him and returned the kiss, tenfold. It started out gentle but then it went deeper. Both of them moaning into each other's mouths. They pulled apart for a break, though Rook feared she may have overstepped. 

"Oh! I'm so sorry Emmrich! I just-" she began to say in a panic.

Emmrich pressed his lips against her to reassure her that he wanted to be this close to her. He pulled back to give her some space. 

"My darling Laila, you have nothing to apologize for, I've wanted to kiss you for a long time." He said slightly blushing.

Rook blushed and then smiled, "So it's okay?" 

"Yes, my dear. More than okay." He replied with a smile, as he pressed his forehead against hers. 

"Would you like to come and see my apartment?" Rook asked nervously.

"I would love to, my dear." He said. 

They both opened the door and went to the lobby of the complex. They rode the elevator to the 4th floor to get to Rook's apartment. As soon as they got to her door, she opened it and let Emmrich go in first. She followed after and locked the door. Emmrich observed the apartment. Lovingly and tastefully decorated with bookshelves, paintings and photographs from her friends, a collection of knick knacks and plushies of Thedosian creatures decorating her living room to give a more lived in and cozy feel to her home. 

"Your apartment is lovely. It feels like you." He said, smiling as he observed the bookshelf. 

"Thank you, I tried to make it feel more like home." She replied as she put her keys and bag down.

Emmrich noticed that she had all of his published works, in alphabetical order. 

"I see you're a fan of my work." He commented with a slight chuckle.

Rook blushed and picked up one of his latest books. "Well, after we met at the Wintersend Party, I was curious about your work and research and let's just say I was very impressed. I especially love how you conduct your research but are also aware of the ethics. It's nice to read about researchers that are empathetic and compassionate about their subjects. I feel like that sometimes get lost with our line of work."

"It is something I strive to maintain. If my subjects are not comfortable with answering certain questions, I tend not to push." He said. 

Just then, the pitter patter of feet trotted across the carpet. Rook's cats, Ser Pounce A Lot and Tara were observing Emmrich. Emmrich and Rook turned around to stare at the curious felines. 

"Oh," Rook giggled, "I forgot to introduce you to my cats, the chunky orange tabby is Ser Pounce A Lot and the tortoise shell colored one is Tara." She then walked over to pick up Tara and walked back to Emmrich as Ser Pounce A Lot was shadowing her movements, keeping an eye on his shy, younger sister. 

Tara looked at Emmrich as he gently lifted his hand for her to smell him. He then gently pet her head and Tara began purring.

"Aww Tara, you really like Emmrich. She's very wary of new people I bring home." She said as gently put Tara down to rejoin her brother. 

Both kitties decided to go to the guest room and jump on the bed and loaf for the remainder of the night. Rook placed her arms around Emmrich's neck. 

"So do you want to pick up where we left off?" She asked.

"How could I say no?" Emmrich said as he kissed her again. 

They both embraced each other as they kissed. They began moving backwards, engrossed in each other's kiss until the back of Emmrich's knees hit her couch. Rook gently pushed him to sit as she climbed on top of him and settled herself on his hardened length. Their kiss grew deeper and more passionate. They broke apart to take a break. 

"Is this okay?" Rook asked.

"Yes, my dear." Emmrich said as he smiled at her.

"I want to pleasure you. Would that be all right?" She asked him, nervously.

"Darling, you don't have to." He replied.

"But I want to." She countered. 

"Of course, but I get to bring you pleasure in return." He said as he kissed her nose. 

Rook smiled and kissed him on the lips. She then began to kiss his neck, throat and gently made her way down to his chest. She pulled his shirt down slightly to see the tufts of dusted gray hair peeking out. She kissed him there and then began to gently unbuckle his belt and undo his pants. She kissed his hips and then gently pulled down his small clothes. 

She gasped with surprise and delight. She had no idea that his cock was so...big. The length was perfect and his girth was wider than her ex-fiancé's. She also worried that she wouldn't be able to fit all of him in her mouth. Sensing her shock and hesitation, Emmrich gently touched her face. 

"Darling, I know I am substantially larger than most, so if you can't fit me in your mouth, that's okay. You are under no obligation to do this. I'm happy just being here with you." He said gently.

Rook smiled and looked at him lovingly. "I know, but I want to. Let me pleasure you."

She began caressing his cock gently to harden him. She then kissed the tip and lick his shaft. He moaned at the sensation and caressed her cheek. Once she felt he was ready for her, she wrapped her lips on his thick shaft.

Shit, he's so big! I can't fit him all the way! He is so much bigger than Gregoir, but I've never been one to turn down a challenge.

Rook continued to move his shaft deeper in small paces as to not upset her gag reflex.

"Oh darling, that's it, try to keep it there, oh! If you keep this up, I'll finish soon!" He said in the deep throes of ectasy. 

Rook took him in her mouth, inch by delicious inch. Once she felt her gag reflex go off she removed her mouth from his cock and then sucked his balls. 

"Oh Laila, you feel so good, please, let me pleasure you." Emmrich moaned. 

Laila got up from the floor and took off her top to reveal her luscious and voluminous breasts. She then gently sat next to Emmrich as he was stroking his hardened length. Emmrich was stunned and elated to see her breasts. To him they were perfect. Her small, gentle nipples would fit in his mouth perfectly as he would grab her soft, wide hips for purchase. 

"Laila, you are so stunning, but in order to pleasure you in return, may I remove your trousers and your smallclothes?" He asked. 

"Oh yes, please." She said as she giggled coquettishly.

Emmrich smiled as he teased her by sucking on one of her nipples and grabbing it's twin his hand. He then repeated the action on the other breast as she moaned his name. Turned on by this, he removed her pants and her smalls. He began by gently rubbing her nub in circles. Rook moaned again, feeling the sensation and pleasure electrify her body. Pleased by her reaction, he then teased his way to her petals and began licking them as he continued to massage her nub. 

"Oh Emmrich, it's too good, don't stop!" She moaned as she grabbed his hair. 

He looked up at her with a feral look in his eyes. "I don't intend to until you've at least given me three orgasms." 

Oh Maker, this man is going to kill me with pleasure and I will happily bless him for it.

He then continued with his ministrations taking pleasure in her writhing and moaning his name. His length was hardened and a small bit of pre-cum leaked. Rook felt her first orgasm coming. The heat was building up as she was getting ready for her release. Emmrich sensed this and continued to eat her like a feast for the Gods. Rook finally reached her release and screamed her heart out, gifting her nectar for Emmrich to enjoy. As soon as she came down from her bliss, Emmrich gently pulled away and looked her lovingly.

"My darling, you tasted divine, but I'm not done yet." He said with a devilish smirk. He kissed her lips so that she could taste herself. He then gently inserted two of his fingers to fill her up. She moaned into his mouth.

It's finally happening! How I've dreamt of his elegant fingers inside me for so long! This is so good! 

He pumped his fingers inside her core, feeling her twitch and squeeze in ecstasy. He felt her getting ready for her second release. 

"That's it my darling girl. Fall apart for me, I want to hear you sing." Emmrich said with a slight growl to his voice as he whispered in her ear.

Rook's second release was more intense as she screamed so loud that her voice was close to becoming hoarse. Emmrich continued to pump his fingers and massage her sensitive nub through it. It took her longer to come down. Once she did, she looked at him with lust in her eyes. She then motioned for him to come up to the couch next to her. 

Panting, she said "Emmrich, that was...incredible but I want to finish pleasuring you."

"My darling, I think we can pleasure each other." He said as he kissed her throat and inserted three fingers inside her core, while massaging her nub. Rook then wrapped her hand around his cock and pumped it. They both kissed each other on the lips and moaned into one another. The build up was intensifying for them both as they neared their release. Emmrich could feel her twitching more and more as Rook felt his cock, ready to spill. 

"Oh Emmrich, please, make me come." She said.

"Laila, I'm coming." He shouted.

They both hit their release harder than they have ever experienced. Emmrich spilled all over her thighs as she spilled in his hands. Once they came down from their ectasy, Rook climbed on top of him and kissed him. She then grabbed a blanket from behind her couch and wrapped each other in it. Emmrich wrapped his arms around her and kissed her forehead. 

"Goodnight, my darling Laila." He said gently as he held her. 

Rook looked up and kissed him on the lips. "Goodnight, sweet Emmrich." 

As soon as they fell asleep in each other's arms on the couch, Ser Pounce A Lot and Tara, climbed up on the kitchen counter. Silently judging them for how loud they were, to the point that their sleep was disturbed.

Chapter Text

Morning came to Rook's apartment with a very loud meow. Ser Pounce A Lot and Tara were on the counter, meowing at her and Emmrich as they got up slowly. They were demanding their breakfast and complaining that Rook was late in serving their meal. Rook left her and Emmrich's warm cocoon of a blanket to prepare breakfast for her cranky felines as Emmrich admired the view she blessed him with. 

She's so lovely. How I desperately want to tell her that I have fallen for her. We've only been seeing each other for a few months...is it too soon? Maybe it's appropriate to tell her now...? No, maybe I'll tell her on the trip...when we are alone, away from the students...I think that is appropriate. 

As soon as she finished feeding her cranky felines, Rook turned to Emmrich and smiled at him, "Would you like some breakfast?" She asked.

Emmrich snapped out of his thoughts and remembered that he was hungry, "Of course! What's on the menu?"

"I can make Orlesean Toast. My friends love it! I use maple syrup from the Anderfels instead of the traditional syrup. It tastes way better." She said with glee.

"That sounds lovely. I've never had it with Maple Syrup." He replied.

As she was preparing their breakfast, Rook suddenly remembered Manfred and that he was expecting his father to be home at a certain time.

"Oh shit! Manfred! I hope he's not going to be upset about you staying over!" She said, flustered. 

"Laila, darling, don't worry," Emmrich chuckled, "He's at a sleepover with his friends. I'm sure they had a late night themselves with all of the video games, snacks and horror films they can get their hands on." 

Relieved, she continued making their breakfast, "Oh, sorry, I didn't want you to get in trouble with your kid. I know all of this is new for him."

"Nonsense, he's been supportive about it. He wants to see me happy. Besides, this gives him more time with his friends since he won't be seeing them during break." Emmrich explained.

"Is Manfred coming to Treviso with us?" She asked.

"I thought it would be a good opportunity for him to learn about Antiva and it's a chance for him to see his friends that he rarely gets to see. He and Jacobus play online games but they haven't seen each other in a while. So I spoke with Daathrata and he loved the idea. Varric and Solas are bringing their families as well." He explained. 

"Oh! Then I better make a good impression on Manfred. I'm not surprised Solas and Varric are bringing the rest of the family with them. Bianca has been wanting to go on a family vacation for a while and Ellana has been needing a break. I'll bring some snacks for them, one of the kids, June, he's lactose intolerant and Fel, he's obsessed with meat snacks, but they have to be sweet and spicy." Rook explained, letting her brain plan all of the contingencies.

"I had no idea you were close to the Dean's and Varric's family." Emmrich said.

"Well, I'm close to Ellana and I was her maid of honor when she got married. I was also at the hospital with her and Solas when she gave birth to the twins. As for Varric, I would play with his daughters when he was setting up the games for our game nights. Cassandra and Marian are very enthusiastic and adventurous. There's a reason why they call me 'Auntie Rook.'" She said chuckling and smiling.

Emmrich smiled at her and began getting dressed. "I know you mentioned that you were hoping to be married with a family, is that something that you still want?" He asked.

Rook thought about his question. While many years have passed, it is something she still wanted. 

"Yes, I still very much want to get married and expand my family. But, I'm also content with being a step parent as well." She said.

Emmrich smiled at her as she returned to working on their breakfast. He finished putting on his pants and fixing his shirt so that he was at least dressed to pick Manfred up from Breks' home. He walked up to Rook's back and put his arms around her and kissed her neck and her ear. Rook giggled and blushed. 

"Emmrich, as much as I enjoy your affections, I'm almost done preparing our breakfast." She replied with a smile. 

She leaned into his embrace as she finished putting the final touches on their Orlesean Toast. Emmrich continued embracing her from behind and whispered softly into her ear. "I enjoyed last night with you. And I want to spend as much time alone with you in Treviso. I want to wine and dine you, dance with you, bask in your beauty, and ravage you passionately." 

Rook's core began to heat up again. She was so tempted to take his hand and drag him to her bedroom. As much as she wanted to be on top of Emmrich and pleasure him at this moment, she was also very hungry. Being horny and hungry was not a good combination for either of them. 

"You have no idea how tempted I am to take you back to my bedroom and fuck your brains out," she said, "But judging by your stomach growling, I think we should eat." She said with a teasing smile.

"My dear, I think we can compromise, after all, you did pleasure me last night. Let me take care of you." He said slowly and deeply into her ear. 

"I wouldn't mind that at all." She said. 

Emmrich's hand slowly made his way down to her shorts and found her sensitive bud. He kissed her ear and gently nibbled on her neck. His arm was gently wrapped around her waist while his other hand was working his magic on her swollen and aroused bud. He gently massaged her nub as she moaned.

"Oh Emmrich, don't stop it feels good." She said softly as she was holding on to the kitchen counter to steady herself. 

"Never, my dear, not until you are satisfied." Emmrich whispered in her ear. 

He continued with his painfully delicious ministrations as she continued to writhe in agonizing pleasure. She was very close to her release. All she wanted at that point was to turn around and beg Emmrich to fuck her at this very moment. But she knew that he loved teasing her and making her come. He continued massaging her bud as she began to writhe and squirm. He knew her release would be imminent. So Emmrich deviously decided to whisper something salacious in her ear to bring her over the edge. 

"I can't wait to have you all to myself in Treviso. I can't wait to bend you over the balcony railing and make love to you. I want all of Treviso to hear you scream my name in ecstasy."

That was all it took to push Rook over the edge. She screamed his name as she spilled her nectar on his hand. After coming down from her bliss, Emmrich looked at her and kissed her deeply. Both of their stomachs growled as they broke apart. 

"I think we should eat, lest our stomachs be angry with us." Emmrich chuckled.

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🐈‍⬛Super Secret Chat🐈

QueenRook: DORIAN!! ELLANA!! I HAVE THINGS TO TELL YOU!!

SexyPavus: I have snacks and I am sat!

LlamaEllana: So...did something happen with the debonair professor?! Do tell!

QueenRook: Last night was so good! He was so sweet, passionate, affectionate. It was like out of fairytale. 

SexyPavus: 😱 DID YOU TWO FUCK?! PLEASE TELL ME ALL OF THE DETAILS!

LlamaEllana: Oh hoho! You two had quite the night did you? 😏

QueenRook: I mean kinda...sorta...

SexyPavus:.......what do you mean kinda sorta?!

LlamaEllana: Hold on Dorian, let her explain.

QueenRook: Well I gave him a blow job...

SexyPavus: Oh?! At the risk of sounding perverted, how big is he?

LlamaEllana: DORIAN!

SexyPavus: Oh please Ellana, everyone that has lusted after Professor Volkarin has had that same question.

QueenRook: He's substantially bigger than most...

SexyPavus: Define "bigger than most?" You do know I'm married to Bull.

QueenRook: Um, well, um, let me use emojis to describe it. 👉🏻======8👈🏻 But like a lot of girth and length.

SexyPavus: 👁👄👁

LlamaEllana: Creators, Rook your vagina got wrecked last night...are you in pain?

QueenRook: What?! No! It wasn't vaginal and penis sex we had! I mean, we gave each other oral, he finger fucked me, we got each other off and then he made me come again this morning before breakfast. He said he wanted to bend me over the balcony rail and fuck my brains out while we are in Treviso.

LlamaEllana: Damn, wow......

SexyPavus: 🤣 He's still going to blow your back out and rearrange your insides! I knew the man was a freak!

QueenRook: Ugh, why did I put you in this chat, Dorian.

SexyPavus: Because I'm funny.

QueenRook: Fair enough.

LlamaEllana: Rook, I'm happy for you, but have you finished packing for the trip? We leave tomorrow. 

QueenRook: I'm almost done, I think I'm going to take the Lilac Dress for the opera night. 

SexyPavus: That one? The dress you wore when you got engaged?

QueenRook:.....yes. I thought about it and I think I want to make a better, new memory out of it. 

LlamaEllana: I like that idea. Emmrich will be blown away when he sees you in it.

SexyPavus: I mean he already got blown away last night. 

QueenRook: DORIAN!!!

LlamaEllana: 🤦🏻‍♀️

SexyPavus: What?! It was a good joke. Anyway, you ladies have fun on the trip! And I pray to the Flight Gods that no one loses their luggage on the way there. 

LlamaEllana: Thank you Dorian. We will try to bring a souvenir back for you and Bull.

SexyPavus: Bring Limoncello and those Gummy Candies. Bull loves those.

QueenRook: I have an empty carry-on for all of the good stuff to bring back. 

SexyPavus: That's how you do it!

LlamaEllana: We'll stay in touch, send some photos and memes.

SexyPavus: Give me all of the memes! Congratulations Rook on having a partner with a nice cock!

QueenRook: Why did I tell you?

SexyPavus: Because I'm your bestie and I'm funny.

As Rook finished packing her bags, she couldn't contain her excitement. She was finally excited and happy and she was determined to make this trip the best. She was going to finally tell Emmrich that she is madly in love with him. Little did she know, that the gods of Airline Flights and Class Trips would not look too kindly on the group.

Chapter Text

The morning greeted the cold city streets as the staff, faculty, chaperones and students of Nevarra University were up early to take the Eluvian to the airport. Luggages lined up and most of the group struggling to stay awake. It was 5 AM and some of the group members were early risers, the rest were trying to sleep. Emmrich hesitated on whether he should wake Rook up to offer her some warm tea. 

"Ask Dr. Ingellvar if she would like some tea and Riviani banana bread. She loves my baked goods." A stern, motherly voice said. 

He looked up to see Shathaan walking up to him, bright and chipper with her famous baked goods that she was passing out to the group.

"Good Morning Professor Shathaan," He said with a smile as he was passing out the drinks, "I have heard much of your baked goods, though I've never had a chance to sample them since they're always gone by the time I get there."

Shathaan chuckled, "I have more than made up for it. I made a loaf especially for you, for the many times you missed it. Taash insisted on making a loaf for you and Dr. Ingellvar to share."

Emmrich's eyes opened up and with a smile reaching his eyes, he happily accepted the loaf. He quietly walked over to where Rook was struggling to stay awake.

"Dr. Ingellvar," he said softly as he gently patted her shoulder, "Professor Shathaan and Taash made us a loaf of their famous banana bread."

Rook's eyes opened quickly as she grabbed the loaf from Emmrich and broke a piece of it to eat it. Picking up on Rook being hungry he gave her a cup of warm, matcha tea. She happily took it and had a small sip. She closed her eyes and smiled to enjoy the lovely flavors of banana, coconut and the nutty flavors of the matcha tea. She then realized that she didn't greet Emmrich. 

"Oh! Good Morning Emmrich- I mean Professor Volkarin!" She said, blushing and slightly flustered, "I'm still waking up, I never was a morning person anyway."

"Oh that is all right my dear," he said as he gently sat next to her, "Any other circumstance, I'll let you sleep in and make breakfast for you."

Rook gave a slight coquettish giggle, "Well, today's the day, are you and Manfred excited?"

Emmrich looked over and smiled at Manfred as he was socializing with the Lavellan Twins and the Tethras Girls. 

"Oh he is, he needed a break from his exams. He's excited to explore the market and find some interesting trinkets for his friends. He also hasn't seen Jacobus since his 15th Birthday Party." He answered.

"Is that the Quince where Illario got really drunk and told everyone that when Jacobus was his little baby fledgling that he used to wipe his ass and change his diapers?" She asked.

"The very same event. I was so embarrassed for the poor boy. Manfred told me he slowly crawled under the table and tried to escape. Then, Illario started crying, like sobbing. It was awkward for all involved." Emmrich cringed internally, remembering the event. 

Rook was unable to attend the event due to Mid Terms but heard the details from Lucanis and Neve. Emmrich confirmed the details that their mutuals told her. 

"Fucking Illario, he's hilarious as hell but I wish he would get his shit together." She commented.

"We are all rooting for him to grow and he has made some strides..." Emmrich said.

"Making some strides is a VERY generous way of putting it." Rook replied.

The esteemed professors ate their breakfast and continued making small talk. Once they were finished, the Eluvian arrived to take the group to the Antony Pentaghast International Airport.

As the group arrived to the airport, they all had to check in their luggage, weigh their carry ons and grab their tickets. Getting through TSA was a nightmare since Emmrich took a while due to his jewelry. He was in good company since Solas also took forever due to the laptop and photography equipment he brought.

As soon as they made their way to their boarding gate, the group kept themselves busy until it was time to board the flight. Some went to a restaurant for lunch, others decided to grab food to go. 

"Dr. Ingellvar, can you please accompany me to grab some food?" Professor Ghilil'nan asked. 

Rook thought for a moment. While Ghilil'nan was more tolerable than Elgar'nan, she was still suspicious. Despite her judgment, she figured there would be no harm in grabbing lunch with her. Maybe, she could get some information and evidence against Elgar'nan.

"Sure, let me notify Dean Lavellan and we can go." She replied.

As soon as they got approval to wander off to grab lunch the women engaged in small talk.

"Dr. Ingellvar, I must apologize." Ghilil'nan began. 

"For what?" She asked.

"For my dumbass brother." She replied.

"Ah, Professor Jackass." Rook replied.

"Actually, that's a good nickname for him..." she said, "Regardless, I am sorry for his abhorrent behavior. He's fond of you, it's just the way he expresses it is-" 

"Fucking gross and inappropriate?" Rook replied looking at her. 

"Yes, he is such an idiot. I have told him many times that you are not interested in him at all but he doesn't listen." She said.

"Look, I appreciate you trying to get him off my back but I got this. Besides, he hasn't bothered me lately." Rook said, not playing her hand. 

"I know we haven't seen eye to eye and I know I can be a bitch," Ghilil'nan began, "But, my brother's behavior is beyond the pale of what is appropriate. I'm trying to stop him from himself but he's not listening."

"So what you're saying is, I have permission to kick his ass?" Rook said with a smirk.

"Yes, you have permission, I won't stop you." She answered. Both women arrived to the café that wasn't far from the boarding gate. Ghilil'nan's eyes widened and she smiled as she saw a Chicken Caesar Wrap. She picked up a drink and a bag of chips while Rook grabbed a cheese and spinach empanada, a drink and some chips. Before they went to check out their items, Rook quickly noticed that Ghilil'nan's Chicken Caesar wrap expired. 

"Uh, Gil, your wrap expired, I'll find you another one." Rook said. 

"Oh shit, they have to have another one left." She said.

Rook looked through the fridge to find another chicken Caesar wrap that was made today but found nothing. 

"Oh shit, Gil, I'm sorry, do you want another wrap? It won't be Chicken Caesar but they have some here that look good." Rook called out to her. 

"That won't be necessary, it's only been expired since yesterday. I'll be fine." She said.

"Gil, I'm not sure that's the safest thing to do." Rook said as she walked up to her. 

"It'll be fine, besides, I'm hungry and we should head back soon, they will start boarding in an hour." She said. 

The women walked back to their gate and ate their respective lunches. Little did Ghilil'nan know, she should have taken Rook up on her offer...

As soon as the group boarded the flight, many of them put up their carry on luggage in the overhead compartment and took their seats. Rook and Emmrich were fortunate to be able to sit next to each other, while Ghilil'nan and Shathaan sat behind them. 

"Professor Ghilil'nan, are you all right? You look pale," Shathaan asked. 

"Flights make me nervous, but I'll be all right." She said. 

She was, not in fact, all right. Things were calm on the surface as the flight took off but inside Ghilil'nan's stomach, she was ready to blow. She unbuckled her seatbelt and ran into the bathroom. The group was stunned and wondering what they can do. The passengers then heard Ghilil'nan vomiting in the bathroom.

Dean Lavellan went to the door to check on her, she assured him that she would be fine shortly. She grabbed a a few vomit bags and sat next to Shathaan. She then threw up in the bag again. Shathaan got out of her seat and sat in the empty one behind her.

"What you do need, Gil," Rook asked. Ghilil'nan looked at her with annoyance.

"Ginger Ale and crackers." She said in a low tone. 

Shathaan went to get the stewards and Rook and Emmrich stayed with her. 

The group are worried for her and Rook and Emmrich looked at each other and realized that this was be going to be a long flight...

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The long, daunting, and putrid plane finally landed at Treviso International Airport. The flight attendants, Solas, Emmrich, Rook and Shathaan have tried in vain to convince Ghilil'nan to allow the pilots to make an emergency landing so that she can get medical attention. What they forgot to take into account is how stubborn Ghilil'nan is.

She was determined to make it to Treviso, food poisoning or no. She had been looking forward to this trip for the entire semester and she wasn't going to let something like food poisoning get in the way. The group resigned to her stubbornness and periodically brought her vomit bags so that she could continue to get the virus out of her system. It wasn't until there was 2 hours left of the flight that the vomiting finally ceased as the students, faculty and staff were trying to keep her hydrated by providing her water, ginger ale and Griffonade to replenish the electrolytes she lost.

As soon as the flight landed at the gate, the passengers made a mad dash to the exit to seek some form of a pleasant scent and fresh air. Even though her vomiting stopped, there were already medical staff at the gate to check her vitals and offer her treatment. Solas waited for her while he instructed the rest of the group to go to baggage claim. That was where Prof. Daathrata and Lucanis were waiting for them. 

The pantheon of the gods that would bless travelers to have a safe journey were not the kind to also bless them with little to no massive inconveniences. As soon as the group got to baggage claim, they were greeted by an enthusiastic and excited Prof. Daathrata and a stern but polite, Lucanis. The students were eager to meet both but especially Lucanis as while he is private, he is an internet personality known for instructing his fans on how to cook delicious meals. 

The various discussions of the group were going on while they waited for their luggage. One by one, the group was able to claim their bags. There was only Rook who was waiting for her luggage. One by one, the luggage rolled around the conveyor, but none happened to be Rook's colorful luggage with her distinctive keychains, stickers of where she traveled and tags on it. The group were collectively anxious for their professor. Trying to keep calm, Rook decided to ask an employee if all the bags were unloaded from the plane. She had her carry on, but it was empty for the gifts she wanted to bring back. 

"Excuse me, hi, I'm so sorry to bother you but all of the luggage from Flight 2128 has been unloaded?" She asked the stunning, tall, Elvhen woman. 

"Si signora, that is all of the luggage that was unloaded." She said with her elegant Orlesian accent. 

Rook tried to stay calm, so she pulled a photo of her luggage. She showed it to the woman. The attendant examined the photo closely and looked at the conveyor belt, she went to call her manager to explain the situation. The woman had a nervous look on her face as she was speaking to her manager in her soft Antivan lilt. As soon she hung up the phone, she had a slightly embarrassed and nervous look on her face.

"Signora, I hate to tell you this but it seems that the airline has misplaced your luggage." She said nervously.

"...what?" Rook said, very poorly trying to hold her anxiety in.

"So, what happened is that there was another flight that left at the same time as yours but to Rivain. My manager is contacting the Rivain International Airport at this very moment to locate the luggage. In the meantime we need you to fill out this paperwork for reimbursement and damages." She said as she handed Rook the paperwork.

Rook was horrified, then started crying. 

"All of my things were there! My clothes, socks, shoes, toiletries!" She cried as she struggled to fill out the forms. 

The attendant tried her best to comfort her, "Signora, I am so sorry, we will do our best to recover your luggage, but we need you to fill out the reimbursement and damages form so that we can give the proper amount of gold to help you to at least purchase the necessities."

Rook was sobbing while she tried to fill out the form. 

"Rook, amiga, let me help you fill it out." Lucanis offered, "Emmrich, can you stay with her so that you can assist as well?"

"Of course." Emmrich replied. 

The group felt awful for Rook as her luggage was lost.

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As soon as Myrna and Vorgoth's flight landed at the Rivain International Airport, they breathed in the lovely sea salt and slight coconut smell in the air. They were excited to begin their holiday sunning themselves at the beach with fruity cocktails at the resort they are staying in. They both made their way to baggage claim and got their bags right away. The only bag left was a colorful, hard case luggage, with stickers from all of the places traveled and very distinctive keychains that feature griffon and mabari plushies on the handle. Myrna and Vorgoth looked at each other. Vorgoth decided to examine the tag on the luggage and they had a shocked look on their face, eh, in a manner of speaking.

"MYRNA, THIS LUGGAGE BELONGS TO ROOK!" They said.

"How did her luggage end up here?!" She asked.

"I BELIEVE HER FLIGHT LEFT AT THE SAME TIME AS OURS." They replied.

"I will let Emmrich know, but we won't be able to get her luggage to her in Treviso until next week." She said. 

Vorgoth shrugged, "STILL, WE NEED TO GET HER LUGGAGE TO HER. I WILL SPEAK WITH THE BAGGAGE CLAIM ATTENDANT TO SEE IF THEY CAN GET HER LUGGAGE TO HER AS SOON AS THEY CAN."

"Agreed, my darling." She said. 

Vorgoth and Myrna soon made their way to the Baggage Claims attendant to resolve this issue and at least try to get Rook's luggage to her.

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As soon as all of the reimbursement and damages forms have been filled out and turned in. Rook, Lucanis and Emmrich caught up with the rest of the group. The claims representative approached Rook and apologized profusely to her. 

"Signora, on behalf of Treviso International Airport and Antivan Airlines, I apologize for the inconvenience and pain this incident has caused you and your group. Please accept this compension for the damages and losses." He said. 

Rook took the envelope from the rep and opened it. Her eyes nearly popped out of her sockets. Bellara and Ellana were standing next to her. 

"Rook, are you okay?" Ellana asked.

Rook turned to face her friends and whispered to them, "They gave me one million gold in compensation!"

"Holy shit! Shopping spree!" Bellara squeed excitedly. 

"Holy shit, that's better than most airlines and airports!" Ellana replied.

Rook turned to thank the attendant and reminded the attendant to let her know any updates regarding her luggage. The attendant left with a relieved look on his face. He did meet eyes with Lucanis for a brief moment and Lucanis gave a small nod to him. 

"I have to go to the bank to deposit this immediately, I'll ask Lucanis where is the closest bank to deposit the check." Rook said. 

Rook thought that the trip was beginning to look up. However, she did not anticipate that she would be riding a party gondola, driven by Illario. 

As soon as the bus dropped off the luggage at the hotel they were staying at for the next two weeks, the group walked over to the port with all of the Gondolas docked. 

"Here is our historic Merchant and Gondola Dock District. Many citizens and merchants use the Gondolas to get around the city. Since we are a large group, we will have to split up into different boats. Since the Gondolas are a little small, we ask that you do not move the boat as it may tip over." Daathrata explained. 

The groups were split into 5 so that they can fit on the Gondolas. Only Rook, Emmrich, Manfred and a few students remained. 

"I apologize for the last gondola being late. All of you will be riding a specialized Gondola for the tourists. They are known as party Gondolas." Daathrata said.

As soon as he finished explaining, the party gondola arrived late and made port. A tall, handsome man with a smirk got out of the boat and greeted the group. 

"Illario, I was told you were driving gondolas. I didn't expect it to be a party gondola." Emmrich said. 

"Emmrich! Rook! I'm happy to see you both! Come! Come and board the best gondola of the fleet!" He said excitedly.

Lucanis was looking over from his gondola and was trying to signal to the group to not get on. Unfortunately, his boat was beyond their sight that Manfred had trouble reading Lucanis' hand signals. 

After Illario and Daathrata had their discussion, the group got on his boat. As soon as Illario got the boat moving, he turned on the lights and party music. Thankfully, it was still early in the evening and there were less likely to be complaints. Illario started dancing as he was driving the boat. 

"See?! This is the best boat! Because it is the party boat!" Illario shouted.

The group feigned excitement but the entire encounter felt awkward.

"So Illario, you are working as a gondolier now?" Rook asked.

"Oh yes, eh, part time. I'm doing this to get some extra money for Little Treviso." He said.

"Little Treviso?" Manfred asked, arching an eyebrow.

"Si! It's what I call the area that I set up for my raccoons that I take care of. I still stream on ocassion," he said as he picked up the chunky raccoon that was sleeping next to him, "but this cute little guy and his friends are a handful! This is Illario Jr. He is my son and he is precious. I would die for him." He said as he gently put the rotund raccoon down.

Illario Jr. walked over to the group and plopped to the floor and rolled around for the group to pet him. While Illario annoyed her, Rook couldn't help but smile at his "son."

"Illario Jr. is adorable." She said as she pet him.

"He takes after his papa." Illario proudly beamed.

"I hope he's not an asshole." Rook said. 

"Rook," Illario said in his signature lilt, "I am a fuckboy, not an asshole. Huge difference, besides, Illario Jr. is better behaved than I am."

While Illario was driving the gondola, he noticed that there was loose cargo in the canal and quickly steered the gondola to not hit it. He and the group were sliding to the other side and then, Rook fell into the canal. 

The other members of the group were shouting for help and Lucanis was rowing as quickly as possible to get to Rook. Emmrich beat Lucanis to it as he took his shirt off and jumped into the canal to get Rook out of the water. Emmrich quickly reached her and swam to the dock. He pulled her up to the dock and pulled himself out of the canal. As soon as he knew she was safe and conscious, he put his arms around her to keep her as warm as possible. The rest of the gondola fleet docked at the emergency spots as Emmrich helped Rook up.

She was wet, cold, and her luggage was lost. Thankfully, she left her wallet and phone at the hotel because the group was only doing the gondola ride for tonight. Despite all of that, she began crying again. This is not how she imagined her trip to be. Emmrich held her tight and comforted her. 

Illario was profusely apologizing and explaining to Daathrata and Lucanis that there was cargo in the canal and he swerved to avoid it. Solas, Varric, Shathaan, Ghilil'nan, Ellana and Bellara were trying to calm the students and reassure them that Emmrich and Rook were all right. 

While the civilians and authorities were taking care of Rook and Emmrich; Emmrich was speaking with the authorities to explain the situation. He forgot that he was shirtless; the students, Shathaan and Ghilil'nan did not. 

So it's no surprise that they were edits of Emmrich, shirtless with pop songs about sexy men strewn in the background that hit the Class Trip Chat the next day. The students couldn't get over how muscular Emmrich's arms were and Shathaan couldn't stop talking to Ghilil'nan about how buff he was. Even the Treviso Civilians were commenting on how handsome and valiant he is. 

Emmrich sighed at this revelation as he looked at the chat and pinched the bridge of his nose. "This is going to be a long trip." He said to himself as he was sitting with Solas, Manfred and the rest of the group waiting for breakfast.

Daathrata comes in, chipper as usual with an exhausted Lucanis trailing behind. Rook, Bellara and Ellana were noticeably absent as the ladies got up early to help Rook buy new clothing and necessities to get her through the rest of the trip. Rook had to borrow some of Daathrata's clothing since she was bigger than most of her students and peers.

"Good Morning Friends! Since we all had a long and exciting day yesterday, we are going to have a more relaxing day today! We will be going to the Caterina Dellamorte Opera House today and attend a rehearsal for a show. You will get to participate as well and we have a special guest that will teach the class. In regards to what happened last night, Dr. Ingellvar is all right. She and some of the other professors will meet us at the opera house as soon as they are finished with their errands. Please give Professor Volkarin a huge applause for his quick action and thinking." Daathrata said.

The whole room cheered for Emmrich as he sheepishly waved to the group. While he appreciated the acknowledgement he was more worried about Rook and wondered how she was doing. His heart broke for her yesterday because she had an awful day. He hoped that day didn't ruin her trip. He knew he would have to make it up to her somehow. 

"Oh and Illario Dellamorte, who a lot of you may know as the famous lifestyle influencer and streamer, very kindly gave the group tickets to his one man show, 'Confessions of a Fuckboy' for tonight! It's been getting rave reviews and it's been sold out for weeks!" Daathrata announced with glee.

The group murmured in excitement while Lucanis desperately sent a text to Viago. He sighed and muttered, "Meirda."

Chapter Text

Rook, Ellana and Bellara were up early and walking around downtown Treviso. They have already purchased all the toiletries and makeup that Rook lost from her luggage. They all had a wonderful time trying on makeup and laughing along the way. Then came shopping for clothing. Rook struggled to find anything that would fit her. While she was able to find accessories and shoes, it's clothing she struggled with. 

Store after store, she failed to find anything she liked that fit her and looked good on her. Feeling dejected, she decided to sit on the bench as she waited for Ellana and Bellara to come back with some tea and pastries. Her mother's words began to echo in her head. Whispers of how unlovable she was because she was fat, how she looked like a whale and how the only way to get what she wanted was to be thin like her. With her trip starting off on the wrong foot, losing her luggage and now falling into the canal and wearing Professor Daathrata's embarassing "I ❤️ Treviso" loungewear; Rook finally broke down in tears. Ellana and Bellara rushed over to her with the drinks and pastries.

"Rook! What's wrong?!" Bellara shrieked as she ran to comfort her friend. 

"I'm not doing okay." Rook sobbed.

"Rook, it's okay, we're here for you. Tell us what's wrong?" Ellana asked.

Rook continued to sob, "This whole trip has been a disaster! My luggage is lost, I got a migraine from Illario's loud ass gondola and I almost drowned in the canal! On top of that, I can't find any clothing that fits and the things that do make me feel frumpy and ugly as fuck! What the fuck does anyone see in me?! My mother, Gregoir and the men I've been on dates on were right. I am fat, ugly and no one will ever love me! Emmrich doesn't love me, he just feels sorry for me!"

Ellana stood up and faced Rook. She gently put her hands on Rook's face.

"Laila, look at me. Yes, you're fat, so fucking what? But you are also intelligent, beautiful, kind, funny, compassionate, thoughtful and considerate. No number on the damn scale determines your worth. Gregoir and those men you dated after him, all pieces of shit that weren't worthy of you or your time. Your mother, that bitch knows that the minute I see her, it's on fucking sight. You have a community of people that love you for you because you are an amazing person. And I know that Emmrich loves you. Solas tells me that Emmrich has tells that he picked up on and the man is smitten with you. You are allowed to feel however you feel but those thoughts that your mum put in your head, they are lies and she is a fucking asshole. You are worthy of love and you are loved." Ellana said sternly as she wiped the tears from Rook's face.

"Rook, we are here for you. You have always supported us when we needed you. You and Irelin encouraged me to go for my doctorate; you helped Davrin land a job as a park ranger at Arlathan National Park during his worst episode of depression; You helped Neve and Lucanis take care of Caterina after her knee surgery; you supported and gave Taash the courage come out to their mom; you dropped everything to help Varric and Bianca when they became parents for the first time; you helped Ellana too, especially when she was struggling mentally; and you validated Harding's anger and gave her the space to let everything out and breathe. You are an amazing friend and it's our turn to show up for you." Bellara said. 

Rook stopped sobbing and dried her tears. She hugged both women. "Thank you both. I'll be okay eventually but it's a lot right now." 

"I know, but, you do have a fuckton of gold to use. We just need to find a shop that is stylish and has things in your size as well as ours." Ellana said. 

"Yeah, we didn't buy anything in the shops we went to because they didn't have anything for you. We refuse to patronize shops that don't have anything for all of us." Bellara said, "Let me text Lucanis and see if he knows of a shop that is stylish and sells clothing in your size." 

As soon as the ladies finished their breakfast, Bellara got a text back from Lucanis. He sent the information and directions of a shop called The Antivan Queen. The ladies grabbed their bags made their way to the marketplace area where the shop was. 

"Here it is! It looks really cute on the outside!" Bellara gasped "ROOK! Look at that gown!" 

Rook and Ellana looked at the stunning gown on display at the window. The lilac ballgown featured a corset boned bodice with built in cups, black floral lace, and off the shoulder sleeves. It had a corset closure, horsehair hem and a wrist bustle. Rook thought the gown was stunning but had doubts that it would fit. 

"Let's go inside," Ellana said, "if they don't have anything, we walk out."

Rook nodded and nervously stepped inside. The ladies then followed. The store was much bigger on the inside. Purple walls lined with crow and skull silhouettes and a lovely gray carpet that felt plush to the touch. The clothing was stylish and fun. The Antivan influence was there with their fine leathers but the ladies didn't expect the Nevarran influence and Orlesian and Fereldan touches strewn throughout. Rook went up to a lovely leather skirt that had duo chrome blue and violet side panels, meant to resemble a jeweled beetle. She began looking for her size, expecting not to find it. What she didn't expect was that her size was right there and mixed in with all of the other sizes too!

She was shocked, she didn't expect this! She quickly picked up the skirt and began scurrying around to find other pieces to pair it with. For once in her life, she felt the exuberance and joy of shopping. The clothing was stylish and it was in her size! Her joy was infectious. As soon as she found the pieces she wanted to try on, she went into the fitting room to put the outfit together. The fitting room was spacious and comfortable. Rook was so excited. While she tried on her selections, Bellara and Ellana were looking for pieces for her and themselves.

Just then, a handsome, curly, dark haired Orlesian man and a gorgeous deep skinned dwarf with beautiful, dark eyes came out from the back to greet the women.

"Bongiorno! Ladies, welcome! We are so sorry we didn't come to greet you! I need to fix that stupid bell! I am Chance Candide and this is my beautiful wife, Marla Stone Candide." Chance introduced himself as he kissed his wife's forehead. 

"Welcome to the Antivan Queen. We draw our influences from all over Thedas to create the most unique pieces for not just the citizens of Treviso but for all of Thedas. We make clothing for everybody and everyone." Marla said cheerfully.

"Hello! We are helping our friend buy some clothing. She lost her luggage on the flight here and we are so happy that our friend recommended this shop! You have every size here and we have never seen her so happy. She's always hated clothes shopping." Bellara explained. 

"Sacre Bleu! Your poor friend! Who told you about our lovely shop?" Chance asked. 

"Oh our friend Lucanis recommended this place." Ellana replied.

"Ah Dellamorte! He's a loyal customer here! He, Caterina and Neve love coming here! If you are a friend of the Dellamortes then we are more than happy to help your friend!" Chance exclaimed. 

As soon as Rook was fully dressed, she came out of the dressing room to show off her outfit. The group gasped as they saw her. She looked incredible and sexy in her leather skirt with the duochrome side panels, her purple, cropped motorcycle jacket and cropped, strappy tank top.

Marla and Chance shrieked with excitement and ran up to Rook.

"IT IS YOU!" Chance exclaimed. 

"Chance, my darling, don't scare her! I'm so sorry my dear! It's just that, well, you are famous!" Marla interjected.

Rook was shocked to hear this and needed to know more. Ellana and Bellara were too. The women knew that the group took photos and put them in the chat...

"Wait, what do you mean I'm famous?" Rook asked nervously. 

Chance took out his cell phone and pulled up a news article, "You and the handsome gentleman that saved you from the canal are a sensation! The citizens adore you both! They are all cheering for you both to become a couple!" 

Rook saw the article and her mouth gaped open. She turned red and nearly fainted when she saw Emmrich's muscular arms and gentle traces of gray chest hair. It's no wonder Emmrich went viral. Rook blushed as she saw herself in the photo holding on to him and looking at him as he looked back at her, lovingly. His hair was also disheveled. He was sexy and Rook nearly lost the plot. 

"Oh? Is he your paramour?" Marla asked wiggling her eyebrows.

Rook's face turned beet red as Bellara and Ellana were smirking at her.

"Well yes but I haven't told him that I have fallen in love with him. I mean we have been seeing each other for a few months and I don't want to make things weird between me and him." Rook nervously said. 

"Stop it. That look he gives you in that photo, that is the look of love and devotion. He is in love with you. I know, I give my wife that look. I guarantee you that he feels the same." Chance said proudly. 

"So we are going to a show later tonight and she needs a gorgeous dress to wear to the opera," Ellana said, "That one in the window caught our attention. Would you have it in my friend's size?"

"That piece is my favorite! I wanted to honor my homes, Nevarra and Antiva. I wanted to incorporate the beauty of Nevarra with the sexy elements of Antiva. We do have it in your friend's size and we can tailor it too!" Marla said with a wink. 

Rook was beyond overjoyed! She was finally going to have something that made her feel glamorous. Just then, Chance recieved a text that nearly gave him a heart attack.

"Mon ami! Zara Renata has canceled the photoshoot!" Chance shrieked. 

"What?! Why?!" Marla replied in shock. 

"She had a medical emergency and she needs to speak with the Dumbass Dellamorte about it!" Chance said.

"But we have everything set up and the campaign is almost ready to launch!" Marla panicked. 

"Wait, I have an offer! You need a model, why not use me. I went viral on social media, strike while the iron is hot! In return, I want the dress for free. I'll pay for everything else I pick." Rook offered.

Marla and Chance looked at each other, they turned their back to women and began discussing in hushed whispers. A few minutes later, they turned around.

"Deal! Let's get this photoshoot started, your friends can join in on the fun! After all, we make clothes for everyone and everybody!" Chance exclaimed with joy.

Things were finally looking up for Rook.

Chapter Text

It was early afternoon as the group ate their lunch at a local café. Lucanis sat with the professors and recieved an unexpected message on his phone. He furrowed his brow and then sighed. Shathaan and Ghilil'nan noticed that he was tense and frustrated.

"Crow, what's up? You look annoyed." Varric asked.

"I asked Viago to buy all of the tickets to Illario's show tonight to spare us from the torture but he wasn't successful. They're all sold out." He replied, "I can't believe he was able to workshop his show successfully and get the funding to put it together."

"Is it possible that he may be doing the show to not only make some money but also pay everyone he screwed over the whole crypto thing?" Shathaan asked.

"I thought so too, but I know he's doing all of this to win Zara back." Lucanis answered. 

"I don't know Crow, he hasn't been active on social media lately and he hasn't promoted the show at all. Maybe he wants to see if it's successful in Antiva before taking the show on the road. It's understandable and a bit clever too." Varric explained, "Besides, his show has been getting really great reviews. The critics love it! One of them said 'that while unintentionally funny, it is unflinching in its honesty, vulnerability and cringe.  The real star is Illario Jr., Illario's raccoon, with his stylish outfits, his rotund figure and permanent tongue adorably sticking out.'"

"The tickets were free, so we might as well take advantage." Solas interjected. 

"Just because we get free tickets to a show, doesn't mean it's good." Shathaan said.

"See?! Shathaan is on my side!" Lucanis exclaimed. 

"I agree with professor Shathaan. I know of this Illario and his reputation and 'Confessions of a Fuckboy' is a title that is on the nose." Ghilil'nan added.

"Oh come now! Illario Dellamorte has made mistakes. Okay he has made a LOT of mistakes, but he also deserves a chance to turn it around. I think this is a great way for him to do so." Prof. Daathrata approached the group, returning with his lunch. 

"With all due respect Daathrata, you have not grown up with Illario and I and my grandmother can confidently say that he is a bonafide dumbass. There's a reason why he's known as 'the Dellamorte Dumbass.'" Lucanis explained.

Emmrich was sitting silently, observing the conversation, but his thoughts were on Rook.

I hope she is all right. How I wanted to stay with her all night and hold her. She'll be horrified to discover that we are both famous. I was already stopped by citizens to take selfies with them. I'm overthinking it, I'm sure she's safe. She's with Bellara and Ellana and they should be on their way back. I want to make up yesterday to her. I want to give her the romantic trip she deserves.

Just then, the professors and staff heard a commotion from the students. They were gathered around Rook while Bellara and Ellana were trying to keep order. The students were happy and relieved to see their professor but were also excited over her new look. 

"Professor Volkarin, Dean Solas! Dr. Ingellvar and the ladies are back!" One of the students shouted, "and Dr. Ingellvar is looking like a snack!"

"That's enough Julian!" Solas said pinching his brow. 

The professors and staff got up to greet Bellara, Ellana and Rook. Emmrich saw Rook and his mouth gaped open. He couldn't believe that his eyes were beholding such a feast. His beloved Rook was wearing a skirt that showed off her luscious thighs, a top that accentuated her chest and a cropped leather jacket that complimented her and showed off her stunning shoulders through the pristine, purple leather.

He mentally thanked the Maker for blessing him with such a blessed sight. It took everything in his power to not fall on his knees and worship her the way she deserved to be worshipped. He ignored all professional pretense and made a beeline for her. 

"Good morning or rather late afternoon, Dr. Ingellvar." He said as he gently took her hands, "How are you feeling today? Any issues from last night?" He asked while blushing. 

Rook blushed and gently squeezed Emmrich's hands, "Oh Emmrich! I mean Professor Volkarin, I am doing well, thank you for saving me last night. It was an unexpected accident but I'm glad you were there."

"I couldn't let anything happen to you." He said, looking at Rook longingly, "I mean it would be terrible if we lost one of our finest historians." He replied.

"Oh of course, I probably should have disclosed that I didn't know how to swim. It's embarassing really. I've been meaning to learn but, I'm a little scared of water." She said.

"When we return to Nevarra, I would love to teach you how to how to swim in the pool at my home." Emmrich said softly to Rook. Emmrich loved the idea of seeing Rook in a bathing suit. The image of her in a bikini, was exciting him.

Rook's face turned beet red, "Oh! That would be lovely!" She said. 

They both smiled at each other until they were interrupted by some of their students. 

"Ooo Professor Volkarin and Dr. Ingellvar are in love!" Julian called out! 

"We ship you both so hard!" Maria shouted.

"Julian, Maria, move along." Rook said dryly. 

The two students wandered off to meet up with their peers, likely fueling the never ending gossip and speculation of the status of their relationship. Rook then thought about Manfred.

"Oh Manfred was worried about you," Emmrich commented.

"Oh! That's sweet of him." She replied as they both began to walk to the direction of the opera house.

"He's fond of you. He appreciated you spending time with him and getting to know him." He said.

"Manfred's a good kid. I mean he's a teenager, but a good kid." She commented. 

The two openly secretive lovebirds continued their small talk until they finally met up with the rest of the group. Professor Daathrata, Lucanis, and Teia were engaged in conversation. The rest of the group were still making small talk and gossiping about the events of yesterday. Ellana and Solas were engaged in a little bit of flirting while their boys were socializing with the rest of the teens on the trip. 

"So, was Rook able to replace her wardrobe, Vehnan?" Solas asked. 

"Oh yes! Lucanis recommended a lovely shop near the Treviso Market. The clothing there is so nice and the couple that owns it, doubly so." Ellana replied.

"Vehnan, I'm sorry that we haven't been able to have any time to ourselves lately. But maybe after the show tonight, we can rectify this grievous error?" Solas asked softly with a flirty look.

"Oh Vehnan, the shop also sells some very sexy things," Ellana smiled as she leaned to softly whisper in his ear, "Neran ihn bre’palas, i vallasan bredhas i’ma’da’vin."

Solas blushed, then smiled darkly as he pressed Ellana close to his chest. He whispered back into her ear, "Ar'ava Na mar dashalasha bredhas pala." 

Ellana blushed and giggled. She and Solas gave each other a sweet kiss. As they both parted and walked to rejoin the group, Solas pinched her ass. 

"Solas! Save that for tonight!" She giggled.

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"Hello everyone, welcome to the Caterina Dellamorte Opera House," A stunning elvhen woman with soft, brown skin and bright, dark eyes purred, "I'm Teia Cantori, owner of the Cantori Diamond Casino and Nightclub. I'm one of the patrons of the Opera House and I will be your guide for today." 

Most of the students were taken and smitten by the gorgeous woman guiding them. Lucanis and Solas gave them a stern look and they settled down. 

While Teia was giving a history of the opera house and how the Dellamortes commissioned its construction, Rook was in awe of the stunning artwork, murals and frescos that added to the already beautiful and opulent hallway. Teia explained to her that the Dellamortes are a supporter of the arts and love showcasing up and coming artists to give them a chance to have their work purchased but also seen by everyone. This made sense to Rook since Lucanis' culinary skills and creations are a work of art and Caterina's textile art is detailed and imaginative.

Rook imagined herself in her new gown that she was planning to wear later tonight. She imagined herself on Emmrich's arm. He would show her off and beam with pride. Then he would dance with her, kiss her. He would tell her that he loved her and then sweep her off her feet and take her back to his hotel room...

"Dr. Ingellvar!" Professor Daathrata called for her, "Come! We are going to watch a scene rehersal of the latest revival of I Want to be Your Crow!'"

"Sorry, I was enraptured by the artwork!" She responded as she met Daathrata at the doors of the theater and walked in. 

The theater was even more decadent and spectacular than the hallway. The plush, seats in navy, the stunning chandeliers shining brightly and the box seats that were big enough to have an intimate meal in. The group was beyond impressed. There was yet more surprises to come.

The group took their seats to watch the rehersal quietly. Enmrich sat next to Manfred while Rook sat next to Emmrich. Emmrich looked over and smiled at Rook, but then noticed that her skirt rode up slightly to show off her delicious thighs. Emmrich was having trouble keeping his salacious thoughts in check. 

Oh Maker, those glorious thighs. What I would give to be in between them at this moment and have her gently squeeze my head and pull my hair as I offer my devotion to her.

Manfred looked over and noticed that his father was distracted.

"Uh dad?" He said.

Emmrich snapped out of it and turned his head quickly to his son's attention. 

A handsome, older Elvhen man walked out and began rehearsing his scenes. The group softly gasped but Bellara was struggling to maintain her excitement as Rook gently used her hand to keep her in her seat.

"That's Felassan from The Veil of Time!" Manfred said excitedly and softly.

"So it is! I'm glad he's gaining a new generation of fans. You know he was in the 1995 adaption as Fen'Harel?" Emmrich commented to Manfred.

"Really?! He plays Abelas in the revival." Manfred said. 

As soon as Felassan and the other actors finished their rehersal they approached the group to greet them. Bellara got up and shrieked with excitement.

"FELASSAN!!!!!! My wife and I are huge fans! Can I please take a selfie with you so I can send it to her to make her jealous?!"

Felassan chuckled, "Sure!" He took the selfie with Bellara and gave her a hug.

Bellara's face got so red and then fainted. The group and Felassan panicked.

"Creators! Is she all right?!" He asked.

"She will be, she's just excitable." Shathaan said as she placed the smelling salts under Bellara's nose. 

Bellara jerked up and took a moment to gather herself. 

"Did I faint from excitement again?" She asked. 

"Yes, you did, but you got a hug from Felassan." Rook said with a smile as she helped Bellara stand.

"Felassan, sir I'm so sorry." Bellara said blushing.

He chuckled, "It's quite all right. You're not the first fan to faint and not the last either." He turned his attention to the group, "Welcome! I was asked by my dear friend Solas, to come and do a fun acting class for you all today so that you can have a little taste of the rehearsal process and how we put a show together. So, all of you are going to get a chance to do a scene while those that are not comfortable with being on stage are more than welcome to watch or take a tour of the stage if you would like."

Some of the teenagers and students of the group opted for the backstage tour while the others opted to watch or participate. As the actors were working with the group Solas, Ellana and Felassan were catching up.

By the time the backstage group returned, it was Emmrich and Rook's turn for their scene. They were performing the famous ballroom scene where Javier and Lena reveal their love for one another via a waltz. Rook was nervous as she didn't know how to waltz. 

"I have to warn you, I'm a terrible dancer." She said softly to Emmrich. 

Emmrich smiled and held her hands. He then put his hand on her waist and looked at her. "Just follow my lead, Dr. Ingellvar."

They began their waltz with small, careful and controlled steps. Rook looked at him and allowed herself to trust him to lead her in the waltz. The pace slowly picked up once he twirled her and pressed her body close to his. The waltz began to pick up speed as they both got closer to one another. He then turned Rook to face the stage while her back was pressed to his chest. She could feel his length pressing against her ass and she began to feel hot and aroused. 

"My dear, you are simply irresistible. How I desire to have you all to myself so that I can fall to my knees and worship you the way you deserve to be worshipped." He whispered in ear. 

Rook's face turned several shades of red as she was not only aroused, but she also felt her entire body burning with desire. Emmrich quickly turned her around to face him. He then finished the waltz by dipping her low. He then kissed her and brought her back up to look at him. 

The lovebirds were then brought back to reality as the group cheered and roared in applause. 

"That was incredible! We felt the passion and desire from you both! Are you sure you two haven't acted before?" Felassan asked.

"We Nevarrans are passionate about the arts." Emmrich answered in his suave expression. 

"I hope to see you two again when the show ends up going to Nevarra." Felassan said as he shook Emmrich's hand and hugged Rook.

As soon as the group gathered their belongings to get ready to prepare for the show tonight, Lucanis and Teia were in a corner, deep in conversation.

"You heard that Zara canceled her photoshoot?" Teia asked.

"Yes, she texted me that she was ready to talk to Illario. She didn't get into details but she wanted to speak with Illario regarding a medical matter."

"Ay no! You don't think he gave her a STD/STI?!" Teia said

"Illario is stupid enough that he might have done that. Well, the group will be subjected to 3 hours of torture." Lucanis sighed.

"Actually, his show is not that bad," Teia commented.

"Oh?" Lucanis was now intrigued.

"Yeah, the critics are giving it great reviews and Illario Jr. steals the show." Teia answered. 

"Well of course Illario Jr. steals the show, he's adorable and chunky." Lucanis replied.

"I mean sure, but this is the most honest and vulnerable I've seen him. The musical number is awful though. He cannot sing or dance for shit." Teia warned.

"Ah, I'll bring earplugs then." Lucanis said.

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As soon as evening came to Treviso, the lights came on and the reflection sparkled in its canals. The group were already in the halls of the opera house making small talk and awaiting to be seated. Emmrich was dressed to the nines in a long, emerald tail coat, a tailored, black dress shirt and tailored slacks. All of the guests waiting to be seated were mesmerized by the handsome, older man. He was anxiously pacing back and forth, waiting for Rook to arrive. Manfred had already joined the group of teens to make small talk and go over the events of the day. Emmrich looked over the ledge and noticed an excited crowd gathering the entrance of the opera house. 

The beauty influencer, Zara Renata entered the theater to greet her fans. She did apologize for having to leave so soon as she was escorted by her security and the ushers to backstage. Not long after, Ellana and Bellara entered and then gave space for Rook to enter. 

Emmrich's jaw dropped at the sight of her. She looked so beautiful in her evening gown. His heart also throbbed at the fact that she was wearing his favorite color. She was also adorned in her finest grave gold. The crowd surrounding her wanted photos with her as she was an accidental celebrity. She kindly told the crowd that she was a little late and needed to get to the theater. The crowd understood and dispersed slightly to let her through. She looked up and saw Emmrich on the second floor. She walked on over to the stairs as he walked over there to meet her halfway.

As soon as Rook was halfway up the steps, Emmrich was waiting for her. She was stunned at how handsome he looked. The crowd that gathered around her earlier gathered again to watch them both. 

"Laila, you are breathtakingly beautiful." He said looking at her as if she were Andraste herself.

"Thank you. You look so elegant, like the Nevarran kings of old." She said, blushing. Emmrich took her arm and helped her up the stairs. As soon as they reached the top, the crowd cheered. 

"It seems that we have become overnight celebrities." Rook commented.

"Our canal rescue went viral. While you were shopping, I was getting stopped for photos. And the comments, people were telling me how attractive I am. They were also complimenting you, my dear." He explained.

"I didn't realize it was to this extent." Rook said. 

"So, Lucanis decided to give us box seats instead." Emmrich commented. 

"Really?! That's so sweet of him." She said.

"Well, thank Teia. She noticed how much you loved the artwork and the box seats have artwork in each of them as well. So she thought that we would enjoy the box seats and Lucanis made it happen." Emmrich explained. 

"I need to send her a thank you gift." She said. 

The bell for the patrons to take their seats went off and the usher assisted everyone to their seats. An usher approached Rook and Emmrich and escorted them to their box seats.

"Welcome to the Caterina Dellamorte Opera House. I am Ian and I will be your personal usher for this evening. If the two of you need anything, please feel free to press this button near the door. If you want some privacy, please feel free to move the curtain to cover your seat so that you have some peace from the audience. Please enjoy the show." The young usher said. 

"Thank you so much." Emmrich said. 

As soon as the usher left, Emmrich threaded his fingers through Rook's hand. He looked over and smiled at her. 

The lights soon dimmed and the stage lights came on. The curtain was drawn to reveal a set that resembles Illario's bedroom in Villa Dellamorte. There was a white recliner in the middle of the stage. Illario and his pet, Illario Jr. soon walked on stage in matching lounge sets. He sat down in the recliner and pressed the button to lift the seat so that he and Illario Jr. were comfortable. He began recounting his story from birth to his college years for the first act. Rook and Emmrich were surprised at how funny and how good Illario was.

"I'm shocked, this is surprisingly good." Rook commented.

"Who knew Illario had an excellent stage presence. Illario Jr. is adorable." Emmrich said.

"He really is. He's a crowd pleaser for sure." She said. 

Rook gently squeezed his hand. She was debating whether tonight was the night to tell Emmrich how she really felt or if she should wait. She was struggling with her thoughts so she figured she would enjoy the show and talk to him during intermission. 

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The lights came back on after the end of the first act. The audience had been loving the show so far. Emmrich and Rook decided to stay in their booth during intermission. 

"Dearest, there is something we should discuss," Emmrich said.

Rook panicked, "Wait! Let me say something first!"

"Oh, all right." Emmrich said. 

Rook was swimming with anxiety. She was scared of losing Emmrich but she finally gathered the small amount of courage that she had to tell him how she really feels. 

"I'm in love with you." She quickly said. 

Emmrich gently sat back in his seat. He was surprised. He never had anyone tell him that they loved him first. He was always the one to say it and it would chase them away. But Rook wasn't any of those past lovers. She was different. She turned his world upside down in the best way. 

"It's okay if you can't respond and I'm sorry for picking the worst ocassion to tell you, but I can't hold it any longer." She said nervously, her cheeks several shades of pink.

Emmrich gently grabbed her face, leaned over and kissed her. Rook was shocked but leaned into the kiss. She leaned forward and sat on top of Emmrich's lap, feeling his length. 

"Oh my sweet Laila," he chuckled, "I was going to tell you that I have fallen for you. Your presence has enraptured me and your heart has bewitched mine. I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I'm in love with you. Truthfully, the moment I laid eyes on you at the Wintersend Party those months ago, I was smitten." He confessed. 

Laila smiled and kissed him ravenously. Emmrich held her tightly and deepened the kiss. She could feel Emmrich's length harden on her core. They broke apart for breath as both their lips were swollen and Rook's lipstick stained Emmrich's lips.

"Emmrich, when I saw you at the Wintersend Party, I thought you were the most beautiful man I had ever seen. But I didn't think that you would be interested in me." Rook sadly admitted. 

"My darling, why would you think such a thing?" He asked gently tipping her chin to look at him. 

"I'm not the most conventionally attractive person in the room." She said.

"Laila, you possess the beauty of a goddess. A goddess that is worshipped and revered by her most devoted of followers. I want to get on my knees and show you my devotion." He said.

Rook knew what he was planning as soon as gently put her back on her seat. He was on his knees looking up at her with his lovely, whisky colored eyes. And his hands on her thighs. 

"You don't have to oblige me, and we can discuss it when we get back to the hotel or even back to Nevarra, but I would love to pleasure you. I would love to make you feel good. I want to worship you the way you deserve to be worshipped. " He smiled.

Rook was beyond the point of hot and bothered. She felt like a desire demon, begging her lover to take her and pleasure her. She lifted up her dress to reveal to Emmrich that she had been bare underneath this entire time. She stared at him with lust in her eyes.

"Please Emmrich, I want you to worship me." She said.

Emmrich smiled as lifted up her dress. He wrapped his hands around her thighs and pulled her slightly forward. He noticed her beautiful folds and bud, glistening and ready for him to feast on. He began to slowly lick her folds and gently suck on her bud. Rook was trying hard to keep her whimpers low so that no one would hear them but it was becoming increasingly difficult as he continued to feast on her with reckless abandon.

She put her hand over her mouth to muffle her moans and the other grabbed Emmrich's hair as he continued his delicious pursuit. Rook felt her release bubbling up. Emmrich knew this and pulled her thighs gently together so that she could gently squeeze his head. That sent her over and spilled her nectar into his mouth. He drank it up with pleasure and moaned at the sight of her disheveled, glowing and aroused. She pulled him up to kiss him and taste herself. 

"You taste incredible, my love." He said with his lips kiss swollen and glistening as soon as they pulled apart. 

"Emmrich, please fuck me." Rook said softly to him. 

"Darling, are you sure? We don't have to. We can wait." He said as he gently touched her face.

Rook kissed his hand and looked deep into his eyes, "Yes, I'm sure. I want to feel you, all of you."

Emmrich grabbed Rook by her thighs and gently brought her down to the floor. He began undoing the corest laces on the back of her dress. Once they were slightly loose, he pulled down the top to reveal her luscious breasts. He gently squeezed one nipple and put the other in his mouth. Rook frantically removed his jacket and began undoing his shirt. She saw those same tufts of silver hair on his chest the very night he got her out of the canal. Those tufts of silver hair that she wanted to run her fingers through and feel. She gently grabbed the chest hairs and Emmrich hissed with pleasure. As soon as he was done with his ministrations on her breasts, he undid his trousers and freed his throbbing length. 

Rook was so grateful that Emmrich's cock was girthy and long. Gregoir's paled in comparison and even worse, Gregoir struggled to get aroused. When he did, the sex was abysmal. Poor Rook barely recieved any pleasure. Emmrich was different. He wanted to pleasure her as much as he could. He was thorough and methodical. 

"Shit! I don't have any condoms." Emmrich panicked. 

"Emmrich, it's okay," she said putting her hand on his heart, "I'm on the pill. I haven't been with anyone else in a year and I don't have any infections."

Emmrich began to calm down, "My darling, it's been a while for me too. Forgive me for not lasting as long as you would like."

Rook touched Emmrich's face, "I just want to be with you and have this moment, even if it is short with you." She said.

Emmrich leaned over and kissed Rook. He then straightened up and lifted her leg to his shoulder. He grabbed his length and gently pushed inside her entrance. The stretch stung, but felt delicious for Rook. She was getting more aroused as he slowly thrusted inside her to make sure she was comfortable. 

"Darling, I know I am substantially bigger than most, I want to make sure that you are all right." He said. 

"I'm all right, it feels really good. Don't stop." she said.

Emmrich held her leg on one of his shoulders and was slowly thrusting inside of Rook. He moved his hand to her nub and began to gently tease her. Rook was breathing heavily and whimpering at the overwhelming pleasure. She wanted Emmrich to ruin her for everyone else. She wanted more. 

"Emmrich...p-please go faster...and harder. I want more." She begged.

"Are you sure? I don't want to you hurt you, my love." He asked in soft tones.

Rook nodded "yes" and Emmrich grabbed her other leg and held it on his shoulder. He began thrusting faster and deeper into her core, finding her center and rubbing her bud. Rook's second release was going to be more intense than the first as she felt his length deep inside her; hitting spots that made her feel good that she didn't know existed. She also felt Emmrich's cock pulsing deep inside her and she knew he was close too. Emmrich quickened his pace as he felt Rook's core tightening around his cock. 

"Darling, I'm coming!" He said groaning deeply.

"EMMRICH!! I love you, don't stop, I'm coming!" Rook shouted. 

Emmrich continued to thrust into her as she climaxed and he spilled deep inside her. Once they came down from their bliss, Emmrich leaned down and kissed her passionately.

"Laila, my eternal flame, I love you." He said as he looked at her. 

Rook smiled, "I love you too, Emmrich." 

**********

Fortunately, no one in the theater knew what was going on in the box seat because of  Illario's blaringly loud musical number. Unfortunately for Illario, he heard everything and struggled through said number.

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Rook and Emmrich helped each other get dressed and cleaned up from their moment of passion. The spent the rest of the night enjoying the second act curled up next to each other. As soon as the show ended, there was a standing ovation. Illario's one man show was surprisingly good. The audience was impressed. That was also when Emmrich noticed that his back was in excruciating pain. He sat back down and grabbed Rook's hand. 

"Emmrich, my love, what's wrong?!" She said frantically.

"Darling, you are not going to believe this, but my back hurts, really bad and I need some assistance." Emmrich said. The irony of the situation, his age and their recent tryst not lost on him.

Rook went to the wall to push the button to call the usher. 15 minutes pass and he hasn't arrived. She pushed the button again and another 15 minutes pass by. 

"My love, I'll be right back, I'm going to get Lucanis and Professor Daathrata!" She said.

"Hurry darling, it really hurts!" He said as she ran out the door. 

Minutes later, Daathrata, Lucanis, Solas and Ellana were helping Emmrich get back up. Daathrata readjusted his back into place. 

"All good! You just had a really bad cramp Professor Volkarin," the large but excitable qunari said, "Be sure to do stretches in between intermission. The box seats can be brutal."

Emmrich blushed slightly but appreciated Daathrata assisting him, "Thank you Professor Daathrata. Your assistance was most appreciated."

Lucanis looked at the button and realized that this box seat had the broken button.

"Mierda, I forgot to tell Ian to tell you that the button was broken. He should have been standing here all night." He said.

Rook and Emmrich looked at each other and turned red. 

"You know what, it's totally okay Lucanis! We loved the view and the seats!" Rook quickly said. 

Lucanis, Solas and Ellana quirked their eyebrows at them.

"Anyway, Laila and I should meet up with the rest of the group. Have a lovely evening and Daathrata thank you so much for the re-alingment." Emmrich quickly followed up. 

He and Laila left the box seats and walked down the hall snuggling against each other. 

"They fucked in the box seats." Solas blurted out.

"They're not the first to do that and certainly not the last!" Daathrata chuckled.

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When Emmrich and Rook returned to the hotel, they made a beeline for the elevator to get to their floor. As soon as they got off the elevator, they had to decide quickly which room they were going to. Rook was sharing a room with Bellara and it was likely that she was already sleeping in their room. Emmrich and Manfred shared a room but because he bonded with the Lavellan Twins, he opted to stay with them, their parents being next door. 

"My room or yours?" Emmrich asked with a smile.

"Definitely your room." She giggled. 

They quickly made their way to Emmrich's room. He opened the door with his keycard and had Rook go in first. He closed the door and began kissing her passionately. They were moving backwards until they both tumbled on Emmrich's bed. Their passionate kiss continued until they had to pull apart for breath. 

"My darling, we don't have to do anything else tonight. We could just hold each other and sleep if you wish." He reiterated. 

Rook softly touched his face and kissed his lips. 

"I know and I appreciate you for saying that, but the night is young." Rook said with devious smile.

Emmrich chuckled and went back to kissing her. He kissed her lips then made his way to gently nibble her ear. Rook moaned softly as he continued his kisses on her. He then made his way to kissing her neck and sternum.

"Oh hold on, let me get more comfortable." She said. 

Rook began untying the laces from the back of her corseted dress. As soon as the laces were loose, she got up from the bed and let the gown fall from her. Emmrich's lustful eyes were trained her as she gently stepped out of the pool of lilac and black lace. She picked up her dress and placed it on the couch in the room. Rook went to the lamp to turn off the lights but Emmrich stopped her.

"Darling, I want to see all of you." He said as he gently swayed her hand away from the switch.

"Are you sure?" She asked, standing in front of him, nude and vulnerable.

"Absolutely my darling, you are beautiful and I want to see all of you." Emmrich said as he touched her face. 

He got up and led her to lay down on the bed. 

"I shouldn't be the only one to enjoy watching you undress. Perhaps I want to give you a show too." He said smiling. 

Rook giggled as Emmrich began undressing in an exaggerated manner; as if he were giving a burlesque performance for the only one who he wants to perform for. Rook giggled and laughed at Emmrich being playful with her while he was undressing himself. As soon as he was as nude and vulnerable as she was, he crawled on top of her and began kissing and kneading her breasts. He continued on his downward path with his kisses. He kissed her soft stomach, her luscious thighs, until he reached where he wanted to be. 

"My darling, I couldn't get enough of you in the theater. Can I indulge in another serving?" He asked, looking up at her, a pleading look in his eyes.

"Yes! Take your fill my love." She said. 

Emmrich began to feast on her again. He tasted her lovely folds, then began sucking on her bud, savoring her tangy brine on his tongue. All the while she was moaning and inching closer to her release. Emmrich kept up his marathon of tasting his sweet love as she was writhing and quivering in pleasure. Rook was so close to her release, she could feel herself pulsing and heating up. 

"Em-Emmrich! It feels so good! Please fuck me!" She whimpered as she pulled his silver hair. 

Emmrich took a break and looked up at her with lust in his eyes, "My darling Laila, I will fuck you once I've had my fill. Patience, my heart."

Oh. Oh Rook was beyond excited; she was very aroused. She thanked the Maker for meeting Emmrich because she never imagined that sex could be this fun, amazing and sweet. She was so close to her release and he knew it. He clutched her thighs tightly as he continued to feast on her. He moaned as he was getting his fill. He wanted to keep her on edge, and he knew she enjoyed that, immensely. He paused for a break and looked up at her. Disheveled, wild eyed with a grin as he licked his lips, tasting her slick. 

Rook was greeted with this sight and thought he was the sexiest man alive. 

"My darling, will you allow me to see if you are ready to take me?" He asked. 

She knew what he meant, so she nodded "yes."

Emmrich climbed up the bed and inserted two of his fingers into her core as he continued to gently massage her bud. He kissed her on the lips as he continued to pump his fingers in a pleasurable, but punishing rhythm. Her walls were twitching and he quickened his pace. Emmrich growled into his kiss with Rook and that was what sent her over the edge. She came with a thunderous scream that Emmrich quickly had to silence with a kiss. He felt her walls pulsing and her slick releasing on his fingers as he continued. After Rook came down from her ectasy, Emmrich broke away from her lips to look at her. She looked so stunning in his bed with her disheveled, short, raven locks, kiss swollen lips, flushed face and large, bright, lilac eyes, staring back at him with all of the love for him. He kissed her lips gently again and then kissed her forehead. 

"You are so beautiful, my love. You truly are breathtaking. The artists of the Dragon Age would have killed to have you as their muse." He said as he touched her face. 

"You always know how to charm someone." She chuckled softly. 

Emmrich laughed softly as leaned over to gently touch his forehead to hers. "Well my dear, not only do I choose my words carefully, I am well practiced in the finer points of anatomy." 

Rook frantically kissed Emmrich again but he had to temporarily part from her as he opened the nightstand drawer to put on a condom. His length had hardened again at the sight of Rook's beauty and her pleasure from his ministrations. Rook once again blessed the Maker that her partner had a long and girthy cock. Emmrich got on the bed to lie next to her.

"My darling, I would love nothing more than to have you on top of me, so that I can view my goddess from above." He said. 

Rook got a little nervous, she wasn't sure if she would be able to.

"Are you sure? I don't want to hurt you." She said. 

Emmrich held her face and looked at her lovingly. "You won't my darling, I'm stronger than I look."

Rook steeled her nerves as she straddled his thighs. She found his length and carefully angled herself so that she can take him in, inch by inch. She slowly sank down on his cock, feeling that delicious stretch. He was the biggest partner she had ever had and she now understood why he told her to get on top of him. He wanted to give her the power and agency to control her pace and how much she can take. She continued to take him in, slow and deep, until she realized that she reached his hilt. She was enjoying how he felt inside her. She looked down into his honey  eyes as she was touching his chest. 

"There is my beautiful goddess. Blessing me with her love and devotion." He said smiling. 

Rook almost shed tears of joy at the love and devotion this man has for her. She wanted to return that love to him. So she gently began moving at a pace that would be comfortable for them both. She winced slightly at the stretch, which worried Emmrich. 

"Are you all right darling? We can stop if this hurts you." He said.

"It's okay, I'm getting used to your size," she answered, "You feel so good."

She continued to slowly move up and down until it felt pleasurable for her. She began to pick up the pace and Emmrich matched it by thrusting up inside her. Their moans of pleasure were filling the room as they continued their intimate dance. He gripped her wide hips tightly to help support her as she planted her hands on his chest. He continued his rough, quick pace, watching her bountiful breasts bounce up and down. They were close to the edge. He could feel her walls twitching along with his cock. 

"Emmrich, I'm so close..." Rook moaned.

"My darling, I'm almost there." He replied.

"Please, come inside me. I want to feel all of you. I want you to fill me. Breed me." She said. 

This spurred Emmrich on, aroused him. He quickened his pace to the point it was erratic. "My darling, I will fill you with my seed. I want your belly swollen with our child." He said with a growl. 

They finally went over the edge as they both screamed in pleasure and bliss. Once they came down from their high, Rook lifted herself from Emmrich's thighs and laid down next to him. Emmrich got up momentarily to dispose of the condom.

He motioned for Rook to join him in the shower as they bathed and cleaned each other. As soon they finished, Emmrich put on some dark green briefs and Rook found a sleep shirt to put on that at least covered her ass. Emmrich enjoyed the sight of his love wearing his clothing and ignited something feral in him. She laid down next to him as he put the covers over each other. 

"So, how we are going to break the news to our little group of friends?" She asked softly as she and Emmrich were cuddling each other. 

"That is a good question. I think we should tell them when we get back." He said as he threaded his fingers into hers. 

"I think at the very least, we should tell Manfred first." She said. 

"I agree. The only thing is finding the right moment to tell him." Emmrich replied.

"Don't underestimate him, Manfred's a lot more understanding than you think." Rook advised.

"Well he knows that you and I are dating but he doesn't know that we are now together." He said.

"What are we? What am I to you?" She asked, looking up at his face and eyes.

Emmrich stared at Rook and then held her close to him. "Well, you are my love, my partner. We are a couple. If that's what you would like to call it."

Rook smiled and held his face. "Yes, I would love that; I love you."

"I love you, my darling Laila." Emmrich replied.

They kissed each other good night and fell asleep, dreaming of their future together. 

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Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: YOOOOOOOOO WAKE YOUR ASSES UP!

LacyScout: We are going to spam this chat with non-stop memes until y'all wake up!

DungeonDaddyTethras: Whoah what the fuck happened?! You're lucky that Bianca, the girls and I are already awake!

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Tama told me that Rook and Emmrich fucked like rabbits last night! 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰

LacyScout: Varric you need to confirm this! You're on the trip with them!

DungeonDaddyTethras: Yeah but our room is one of the farthest away from everyone else! Bianca and the girls say hi by the way. 

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Say hi back to the family. Anyway, did they fuck?!

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: What the hell is going on?! Why is this chat full of hilarious memes?! What the fuck is happening?! I need my beauty sleep!

LacyScout: Taash's mom said Rook and Emmrich fucked like rabbits! 🐇 

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: Fuck my beauty sleep I want to hear this!

GriffonDaddy: Yo! Emmrich and Rook finally fucked?! 

ILutere: It finally happened?!

DungeonDaddyTethras: Hold on everyone! We are going to meet everyone for breakfast so I can quietly inquire. There were rumors going around last night that a couple fucked during Illario's 2nd act of his one man show. It's possible that it might have been them. Just let me inquire.

The_Crow_King: Oh they fucked last night. 😈😏

QueenLavellan: They fucked in the box seats of the theater. 

DungeonDaddyTethras: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Hah! Tama was right! Wait! She caught Emmrich quickly leaving his hotel room, looking disheveled with hickeys all over and going back in with Rook's clothing.

The_Crow_King: Taash, they fucked during my cousin's show and likely fucked again in his room. Some people are just horny. 🤷🏽‍♂️

GriffonDaddy: Wait, wait, wait! Not only did they fuck during Illario's show, they fucked again at their hotel room?!

TrueCrimeQueen: That's the obvious conclusion. 

GriffonDaddy: Neve! How long have you been up?! 

TrueCrimeQueen: Long enough to catch up. Good for them by the way. Though their flirting is going to be disgustingly sweet and cringe.

Veil_JumperGirl: Morning everyone! Wait what's going on?

LacyScout: Bellara, you're sharing a room with Rook, right?

Veil_JumperGirl: Yeah! We have a lot of fun together!

LacyScout: Okay! Awesome! Did she come back to the room last night?

Veil_JumperGirl: No she didn't but Emmrich knocked my door this morning and asked me to get some clothes for Rook to wear. 

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Did he have hickeys on his neck and everywhere else?!

Veil_JumperGirl: He did have some marks...wait, did they fuck?!

QueenLavellan: Oh they fucked. A lot. Solas figured it out because he saw a love stain on the floor of the box section. And later that night, we heard them going at it. 

GriffonDaddy: 🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎆🎇

DungeonDaddyTethras: And what were you and Chuckles doing, listening in on them...?

QueenLavellan: Well, its been a while for us and Solas and I wanted a night to ourselves...some wine was involved, light flirting and teasing and then we had to compete with how loud Emmrich and Laila were, so Solas and I were louder...

DungeonDaddyTethras: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

GriffonDaddy: 🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Damn Boss! You and Solas are still freaks! 

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Tama was right y'all! 😏🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

TrueCrimeQueen: I'm still chuffed over the fact that they decided that Illario's musical number was the best time to fuck.

The_Crow_King: Cariño, want to hear something hilarious?

TrueCrimeQueen: What did Illario do now?

The_Crow_King: Illario thought I cheated on you. I told him that I had to go to the bathroom during his musical number. Varric was there with me. He was so mad, he was like "How could you do that to Neve?! I love Neve!" I told him backstage after the show that it was Rook and Emmrich that fucked during his musical number and Varric saw  me going to the bathroom. He laughed about it but then he was like "I thought they liked me!"

TrueCrimeQueen: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 At least he's having a little bit of character growth. Anyway, how was his show?

The_Crow_King: It was...surprisingly good. The musical number was shit but it was really good. I cried at the end. 

Veil_JumperGirl: He really put himself out there and owned up to the shit he did. Also, Illario Jr. is so cute. The show was so good! I also saw Zara backstage, peeking out through the curtain. She looked anxious. 

The_Crow_King: Yeah, about that. Illario told me that she's pregnant.

TrueCrimeQueen: Well, shit.

GriffonDaddy: Illario is such a mess.

The_Crow_King: Well, they had a long conversation, he told her that whatever she decides, he will support her. 

Veil_JumperGirl: So what happened? 

The_Crow_King: Well they both told me that they are going to make it work. Illario wants to be in the baby's life as a co-parent and they told Caterina.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: I can't imagine she took that well...

The_Crow_King: Initially she was shocked and then apologized to Zara but Zara said that she has enough to take care of the little one but she wanted Illario and our family to at least have a relationship with the child. All things considered, Illario is handling things well and in a mature way. I'm proud of the dumbass. Don't tell him I said that.

TrueCrimeQueen: I'm glad it's working out.

Veil_JumperGirl: Hey everyone, I'm enjoying this but we gotta go get breakfast. We'll chat later. 

DungeonDaddyTethras: We'll keep everyone posted for the next game night. Meanwhile, I have to roast Chuckles, he owes me gold. 😂

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The morning came bright and early for Emmrich and Rook. They were hesitant to leave their comfortable cocoon of blankets. Emmrich being the early riser of the two was admiring the view in front of him. He thanked the Maker for being privileged enough to have Rook in his arms. Truthfully, he had trouble sleeping after their passionate night of love making. His thoughts were racing and his heart was beating. 

Laila, my darling, beautiful Laila. I fell for you the moment I laid eyes on you at the University's Wintersend Party those months ago. I know it's crazy and I know I fall easily but, you are special. So fiery, vibrant, and bright; brilliant, kind, passionate and quick on your feet; stubborn and reckless and a very sharp tongue. I love every single thing about you. Your softness when I hold you is a warm comfort to me when I'm nervous; how you're always there to help anyone in need. How I desire to be your husband. Maybe it is too soon but I know that you are the one I want to spend the rest of my life with. 

Emmrich's thoughts ended when he heard and felt Rook stirring in his arms. He smiled at her as she slowly began to wake up. Her body felt sore but in the best way. Last night was one of the best nights she ever had. It was also the best sex she ever had in her life. As soon as she opened her eyes, she looked up at Emmrich and saw him smiling at her. She smiled back and kissed him softly.

"Morning, handsome." She said as she finished kissing him and laid her head on his chest. She began caressing his chest and running her hands on his soft, wiry, dark, silver hair.

"Good Morning, my heart," he said holding her close. She looked so sexy in his shirt and and had difficulty restraining his thoughts of things he wanted to do to her, "You look so stunning in my clothes."

Rook giggled as she sat up and tried to button up her shirt, "I mean your shirt is long but it doesn't close properly on my chest."

"Don't button it up, you look stunning this way." He said as he gently laid her down back next to him.

"What time is it?" She asked smiling and stroking his chest hair. 

"I think we have enough time before breakfast with the group." Emmrich gave a sly smile. 

Rook sat up to remove Emmrich's night shirt from her body. She was warming up again and her core began to bloom from arousal. Emmrich stared at her, waiting for the right time to devour and savor her. He removed his boxer briefs, his hardened length relieved to be free and ready to connect with her again. Rook walked up to Emmrich. She wrapped her arms around his neck and stood on her toes to kiss him. He pressed her body to his and leaned down to kiss her. They broke apart for breath as he looked at her.

"My darling, we can do whatever you want. Say the word." He said softly as he was kissing her neck and her throat.

"Take me from behind. I want you to fuck me hard. I want you...to make me scream your name." She said softly.

Emmrich gave a soft growl and smiled as he finished kissing her neck, throat and sternum. He pressed his forehead against hers and kissed her as he wrapped his arms around her waist and lifted her up. Rook was surprised that he picked her up so easily with little effort, considering that she is bigger than him. He gently placed her on the bed and turned her around. He marveled at the sight of her round, ample ass and nearly came. He noticed that her folds and core were already soaking wet and waiting for him. He took his hard, girthy, long length in hand and hovered it close to her entrance.

"Darling, I'm going to be gentle with you, you set the pace." He said. 

"I trust you, my love. It's rude to keep a lady waiting." She chuckled as she was on her knees and forearms, anticipating his cock filling her.

Emmrich chuckled as he gently entered her core. He moaned in pleasure as he entered her, feeling her walls softly tightening his cock. Rook moaned loudly as she felt him entering her. The feeling was different and yet, felt so good. He is the biggest lover she's had. 

"My darling, are you all right?" He asked as he gripped her hips.

"Yes, please..., fuck me hard and rough." She said.

"Are you sure, my heart?" He asked.

"Please, ravage me, make me scream your name." She said, cheeks flushed as she looked at him.

Emmrich gripped her hips tightly and began thrusting slowly but hard at first. Then he picked up his pace. Rook moaned louder and as he moved faster and thrust harder and harder. He could feel her release coming as he continued to pound hard and thrust quickly. 

"Emmrich...I'm close...don't stop!" She panted as he continued his punshing but pleasurable rhythm. 

He knew she was about to burst in ecstasy so he continued his pace, squeezing her hips tighter. 

"EMMRICH!!!" She screamed as her release came. 

Emmrich kept pounding through her release as she continued a combination of moaning and screaming from the oversensitivity. She would let him fuck the life out of her and thank him for it. 

Oh Maker! This is so intense! I want him to fuck me like this forever. I love this sweet, kind, brilliant, sexy man. If this is what 'le petite mort' feels like, I want more!

She was close to having another release and felt Emmrich's cock ready to pump inside her. His pace was becoming more erratic but he was determined to make her come a second time. 

"My darling! I love you!" He said loudly as he continued thrusting into her. 

Feeling her second release coming, she was determined to make him spill his seed inside her. 

"EMMRICH! FILL ME! FUCK ME AND BREED ME! PAINT MY INSIDES WITH YOUR CUM!" She screamed and growled as her second release was nearing the edge.

"LAILA!!!!" He screamed as he spilled inside her and as soon as she felt his seed, she finally went over the edge.

"EMMRICH!!" She screamed at the top of her lungs.

As soon as they both came down from their bliss, he laid on top of her back and kissed her shoulders. He held her gently as he kissed her. 

"I think we need another shower." Rook said, chuckling. 

Emmrich softly laughed as he gently massaged her shoulder. While relaxing under Emmrich's lovely massage on her shoulders, she realized that she didn't have any clothes to change into!

"Shit! I need a change of clothes!" she said as she quickly turned around to face Emmrich. 

He simply smiled and gently kissed her, "My love, I will get you some clothes to wear. Go freshen up."

She smiled as she kissed him back. She gently pulled herself from his softened length, hissing and mourning the lack of contact, "Thank you. Just knock on my hotel room. I'm sure Bellara is up by now."

"I'll ask her to give me some warm clothes since it's going to be a chilly day." He said as he was getting partially dressed.

*********

That morning, the group were treated to a special brunch at the internationally famous, El Nido Cafe. Lucanis made the arrangements for the group to dine in the VIP Floor. It was also Manfred's Birthday. Only a year away from turning 15.

Manfred's friends half joked about having Jacobus and Lucanis throw him a Quincé, but Manfred quickly shut that down. "June, Fel, while appreciate the thought, I'd rather not. I don't want a drunk Illario jumping up on the stage telling everyone that he wiped my ass when I was in diapers and then crying about it for hours." 

"Hey! Not cool! Uncle Illario is family and was dealing with the fallout of the crypto stuff at the time!" Jacobus replied, "And yeah, that shit was embarassing, but looking back, it was pretty funny as fuck."

Rook and Emmrich saw the teenagers chatting and cracking jokes. As they were waiting for their seats. Rook decided to break rank to approach Manfred. 

"Morning Manfred! Morning June, Fel, Cassandra, Marion, Jacobus, did you all enjoy Illario's show last night?" She asked.

June and Fel blushed and quickly looked away as she addressed them.

"Morning Auntie Rook!" They said, not making eye contact with her.

"Everything okay boys?" She asked, puzzled by their reaction.

"Oh yeah! Just um, saw a pretty girl that we want to talk to!" June quickly said.

"Yeah, ditto!" Fel quickly added.

"Oh, okay. Well remember, if she turns you down, don't be a dick. Tell her to have a nice day and move on." Rook said, "I know rejection sucks but it's no excuse to be an asshole and creep." 

"Yes Auntie Rook." The twins replied.

"Manfred, when you're done eating, your dad and I want to talk to you. No rush!" She said.

"Everything okay?" He asked.

"Yes! Everything is fine!" Rook nervously laughed. 

"Okay, I'll see you and Dad then." He said.

Rook walked back to where the professors and staff were gathered, while waiting to be seated. 

"So are you going to tell them?" Cassandra asked.

"Yeah, I kinda have to. I know Fel and June wouldn't be able to do it." Manfred replied.

"I mean, we could let her know. Or have our Mom and Dad tell them." Marion added.

"Nah, it's cool, plus I love embarassing my Dad. It's so damn funny." Manfred replied. 

The Tethras girls shrugged their shoulders and went to catch up with Fel and June. Cassandra, 15,  was the same age as the Lavellan Twins while Marion was a year younger than Manfred. He knew he was the best suited for this task. Besides, the Tethras Girls would have roasted their Aunt and his Dad since they acquired their father's quick wit and humor.

While the group were still eating at the VIP Floor of El Nido Café, Manfred finished dining and walked over to Rook and Emmrich's table. Rook, Manfred and Emmrich were enjoying each other's company, making jokes and talking. Emmrich felt that this was the right time to at least tell Manfred about their relationship.

"So Manfred, we want to tell you that Dr. Ingellvar and I are a couple. We just wanted to tell you first before we let everyone else know." Emmrich said. 

Manfred stared at them both. He was secretly overjoyed since he adored Rook and knew that she was perfect for him, but he had to rib them a little.

"Oh, I figured that out. Dad, you're a romantic, but not the most subtle." He teased.

Emmrich opened his mouth in shock while Rook giggled, "I was being subtle wooing Dr. Ingellvar!" He pouted while Manfred and Rook giggled. 

"Dad, you're old school, it's fine. Anyway, I'm totally cool with it." He said.

Rook and Emmrich smiled as they both held each other's hand on Emmrich's lap. After all, he loved Rook. He thought she was very kind, fun and really cool. But he needed to make one thing clear with them both. 

"Dad, Dr. Ingellvar, I'm happy that you're both dating and together but I need a huge favor from you both." He said.

"Of course Manfred! Anything to make you feel more comfortable with our relationship." Emmrich said. 

"Manfred, you can address me however you are comfortable. No pressure, you set the pace." Rook added.

Manfred appreciated Rook for respecting his boundaries, unlike many of the others his father dated. He did like Strife, but he felt that the match was lukewarm and not meant for long term since Strife didn't want to settle down. He was happy that his father and Strife still remained friends. Regardless, he needed to get this off of his mind as soon as possible. 

"Oh, uh thank you, Dr. Ingellvar! Well it's more for Dad but Dr. Ingellvar, I guess this applies as well. I'm glad you're both together and I'm happy you're in love with each other but um, can you maybe, uh, keep the sexy times discreet?" Manfred cringed internally as he uttered those words.

Rook and Emmrich were stunned, embarrassed, flustered, and faces turning red, in no particular order.

"I also think this is a bad time to mention that the whole floor overheard the both of you going at it last night and this morning. We also heard Mr. and Mrs. Lavellan going at it last night too. It was awkward for the twins and for me so we turned up the volume of the cheesy Antivan action movie we were watching. Just wanted to give you the heads up in case Mr. Lavellan, Uncle Lucanis and Varric decided to roast you both." Manfred added.

********

Lucanis was planning out the rest of the itinerary when he heard a soft clank walking up to him and wrapping her arms around his waist. 

"Hello Amatus." Neve whispered in his ear. Lucanis turned around smiling and kissed Neve softly.

"Cariño, what are you doing here? I thought you were helping Tarquin with a case?" He said surprised but happy nonetheless.

"The case wrapped up quicker than expected." She said, "Besides, I wanted to see how everyone was doing."

"Well aside from hearing Rook and Emmrich fucking this morning while I was drinking my coffee, it was peaceful."

Neve laughed. She was happy for them both but the whole situation was amusing for her.

"So, I want to talk you about something. I went to the doctor today..." she said.

Lucanis dropped his pen and looked at her and approached her quickly.

"Cariño, is everything all right?" He said touching her face, worried.

"Oh! Everything's fine, it's just...it's better if I show you." She said as she handed him a piece of paper. 

Lucanis opened the paper and his eyes opened wide. 

"Neve, are you...?" He said, cautiously hopeful.

"I doubted it at first because we've been trying for 2 years and since it didn't happen we settled on adopting or surrogacy, but the doctor confirmed it."

Lucanis was still struggling to read the results.

"I mean of course Cariño! I'm okay with whatever we decide, I just, I'm trying to process this," he said rereading the results over and over.

"Well I missed my menses and I was nauseous so I thought something was wrong. I went to the doctor immediately to see what was going on. She ran all of the tests and well..., I'm pregnant." Neve said. 

Lucanis began to shed tears of joy. He and Neve had struggled to conceive for 2 years and both decided that they would seek adoption or surrogacy as an option. He read the paper and the doctors determined the gestational age to be 8 weeks. Lucanis looked up at his adoring wife as she was shedding tears of joy. He held her tightly and kissed her as they both cried. 

"The Maker heard my prayers," he softly said as he touched his forehead to hers, "Wait, have you told Caterina yet?"

"Not yet, I wanted to discuss that with you." She replied smiling.

"You know, I think we should tell her after the trip." He said, thinkng back to Zara and Illario announcing the pregnancy to Caterina and how Caterina apologized to Zara.

"What about our friends?" She asked. 

"I think we should wait a few more months, until then." He said. 

"Agreed." She said. 

Lucanis gently lifted Neve up and spun her around laughing in joy. She held his face and kissed him.

********

After brunch at El Nido Cafe, Lucanis and Daathrata led the group to the famous Treviso Marketplace. Lucanis was going to be teaching a cooking class later tonight and was gathering ingredients for the students to participate. The group dispersed into smaller groups to shop around. The young women in the group asked Rook where she got her clothing and showed the shop front of The Antivan Queen. The students squealed with delight as they went in. Rook, Solas and Ellana followed them to the shop to see if they wanted to buy more items. As soon as Rook, Ellana and Solas entered the shop, Chance and Marla greeted them!

"Rook! Ellana! How are you?! You ladies were magnificent! The latest ad campaign will be released next week and it looks incredible! Want to take a look?" Chance asked.

Ellana and Rook were excited to see the photos, "Of course!" Ellana said excitedly. She and Rook looked through the photos while Solas was shopping for clothing. 

"Oh Laila, that photo of you in the gown is so beautiful! You need to get a copy of that." Ellana commented. 

"Ellana, you look stunning in this one! You should get a copy!" Rook replied. 

"By the way! Rook, the gown went viral on social media. We've recieved so many orders that we are having trouble keeping up!" Marla exclaimed, "Oh! Ellana, your special order is ready for you! It looked so beautiful on you!"

Solas' ears perked up at the sound of his wife and the shop owner having a private conversation. Curious, he decided to approach them before trying on his selection of clothing. 

"Vhenan, Rook, what are you scheming at?" He said with a smile as he wrapped his arms around Ellana's waist.

"Oh! We were looking at the photos for the ad campaign for the shop before they release them. Want to take a look?" She said turning to kiss him on the cheek. 

"Of course, Vhenan." He said smiling.

Solas continued to look at the photos, admiring his stunning wife until he stopped on a photo of her in lingerie. It was a stunning piece that she was wearing. It was a forest green, custom laser cut leaf patterned, vegan leather bralette with the shop's signature V-wire, scalloped cup edges, and buckle shoulder and back body straps. It featured a halla silhouette charm in the center and unique adjustable buckle strap details with O ring and rivet hardware. The waspie and thong were of the same design but the next photo he saw of Ellana featured her in a seductive pose that showed the full piece in its powerful and sexual nature. She posed like the beauties of classic art paintings, leaning on the bed giving a look of desire and bedroom eyes. Solas blushed and was thinking all of the things he wanted to do to Ellana the minute they were alone.

"Oh, Vhenan, you look...oh..." he said as his blush continued to turn a deeper shade of red.

Rook knew it was her cue to take her leave. 

"I'll let you know which copies I want Marla. I'm going to try on some clothes." She said.

Rook stepped away and joined the students on the other side of the store to look at some dresses.

"I think I will leave you two alone for a moment," Marla winked as she went to assist Rook and the students.

Solas kept his eyes on the boudoir esque photos of his stunning wife, "So..." he said, looking up at her with a smirk.

"Well, what do you think, Vhenan?" Ellana said flirtatiously as she caressed his chest. 

"I want a lot of copies of those photos. Please tell me you got that lingerie set?" He asked.

Ellana giggled and blushed, "I special ordered it. I was hoping you'd like it."

"Oh Vehnan, I want you to wear it for me tonight. I want to devour you, make love you to you in that set." He said softly as he kissed her neck.

"Oh, I was hoping my Dread Wolf would take me tonight." Ellana giggled as Solas  continued to shower her with kisses.

*********

Emmrich, Varric and Shathaan walked by the jewelry store and decided to go inside. Shathaan thought it would be nice to get a lovely pair of earrings for Taash and a hair pin for Lace as a gift; Varric was browsing since he knew Bianca liked simple pieces, while Emmrich was drawn to the rings, rather, more specifically, engagement rings. This was not lost on Varric. 

"Planning to propose to a certain someone, Bones?" Varric chuckled. 

"Oh! Well, I was just browsing to see the styles, that's all!" Emmrich quickly replied while blushing.

"Relax, I'm not going to tell her. Though, she likes her accessories to have a more Nevarran touch, if you catch my drift." Varric winked.

"Oh, I was just trying to see if something stood out that Dr. Ingellvar would like. I know she loves alexandrite, amethyst and mystic topaz gems." Emmrich said looking at the overwhelming selection of rings.

"Well, if you want some help, maybe look at the rings at this section here." Varric directed Emmrich to his spot. 

The rings in that section were more to Rook's taste. Emmrich was pleased with his colleague's keen eye for detail. 

"What's going on?" Shathaan asked with a smile.

Both men quickly looked up at her. 

"Oh, Varric needed my assistance with getting an anniversary ring for Bianca." Emmrich said.

"Bianca and I have been together for a long time and I want to remind her that we will always pick each other." Varric said smoothly.

"Oh that's so sweet, mind if I help?" She asked.

"Not at all." Emmrich said stepping out of the way. 

Shathaan observed the case and rows until her eyes settled on a ring. It was white gold, had a small shroud's kiss on each side and a marquise cut, Alexandrite gem, beautifully and perfectly shaped, shining in the light. 

"Oh this one is perfect. I think Bianca will love it." She said pointing to the ring. 

Emmrich and Varric looked at the ring and knew it was the one. 

"Well I'm done with my gifts for Taash and Lace. I also got something nice for Lace's mother, since she had been so kind enough to assist me in planning Taash's Birthday party. I'll see you two in the square." She said as she left the shop.

Emmrich and Varric stared at the ring for a moment.

"So, do you need Rook's ring size?" Varric asked.

"Yes please." Emmrich replied.

**********

The cooking class at the El Nido Cafe went about as well as expected. While the students and some of the teachers did well, some of the teachers still struggled. Varric had trouble with getting the pasta in the right consistency.

"Mierda Varric, you need to fully mix the eggs properly." Lucanis said 

"Crow! I'm doing the best I can here!" He said while still struggling with getting the ingredients in the right consistency. 

"Varric, do I need to teach you step by step how to do this?" Lucanis sneered.

Varric pouted and gave him the middle finger. Lucanis laughed as he walked around each station to continue assisting the class and making sure that the room did not catch on fire. The last time that happened, Illario had to get the fire extinguisher to take it out.

Ghilil'nan decided to experiment with her pasta and infused herbs and boiled it with a mix of water and wine. The taste was exquisite! The group wanted to try some of her pasta and she allowed them to sample it. While the students were still cooking, she recieved a text from Elgar'nan.

🤬Dumbass Brother🤬

Ghilil'nan has changed the name of the chat.

Elgar'nan: Sister, how is the trip coming along?

Ghilil'nan: It's lovely. We are in the middle of a pasta making class.

Elgar'nan: Any progress on Rook falling for me?

Ghilil'nan: Brother, give it a rest, she doesn't love you. One of the professors commented to me that Professor Volkarin is planning to propose to her.

Elgar'nan: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ghilil'nan: 🙄

Elgar'nan: Sister! Have you no sympathy for your brother?!

Ghilil'nan: ............no?

Elgar'nan: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ghilil'nan: If you weren't such a massive asshole, she may have gone on at least a lunch date with you and then remained on friendly terms.

Elgar'nan: You're my wingwoman! You were supposed to help me!

Ghilil'nan: Dear brother, I am going to hold your hands when I say this, SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU!!

Elgar'nan: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ghilil'nan: 🙄

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After a passionate night of love making, Rook and Emmrich were cuddled together in bed. After their escapades earlier this morning, they decided to keep the volume down. Emmrich was showering Rook with gentle kisses. She felt safe and wanted in his arms.

"Darling, do you need anything?" Emmrich asked, smiling at her. 

"No, I just need you to stay here with me." She said smiling as she closed her eyes.

"Since we are now officially together, I thought it would be best to discuss what you want in the future." He asked, "I don't want to get in the way of your plans."

She looked up at Emmrich and gave a slight pout, then she smiled and kissed his lips, "Emmrich, you are not in the way of anything! I do want to finish my novel. I just want to take things one step at a time."

Emmrich laughed softly, "Well, I do want to try and get my Doctorate. Manfred is getting older and I figured it would be easier for me to attempt it."

Rook began making circles with her index finger on his chest, "Have you thought about us, our future?" 

Emmrich looked at her and kissed her forehead, "Well, not right now but maybe down the line, you and the cats could move in with me and Manfred. We could also host the game nights together, to give everyone a break. We could be in bed, holding each other like this. Make breakfast together, watch our shows, play games."

Rook smiled, this is the future she wants with him. She laid her head on his heart to listen to his heartbeat. She then looked up at him with adoration, "That sounds perfect. I love you, Emmrich."

"And I love you dearest." He said holding her close and kissing her hairline. He looked over to his carry on luggage that had the engagement ring carefully stowed away. He would not propose to her now but he will at the right moment. 

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🍆Operation Kiss, Kiss, Fall In Love Chat🦪

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain added Shathaan_Spill_Sesh to the chat.

QueenLavellan added TheDreadWolf to the chat.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Oooo this is going to be so good now!

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Tama, Tama! Tell the group what you told me and Lace!

LacyScout: WE HAVE TEA!!! And the best person to spill it!

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: TEA?! Did someone say Spill the tea?!

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: Kadan, I'll get the snacks ready! Hey Solas

TheDreadWolf: I have stood on the sidelines long enough. I want to have fun and spill the tea, so to speak.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Tama, take the stage!

Shathaan_Spill_Sesh: Thank you Taash, oh do I have tea to spill for everyone. I hope you've enjoyed my memes. Varric! You can deny all you want, but I know what I saw and heard.

DungeonDaddyTethras: I'm not going to deny anything!

Shathaan_Spill_Sesh: So, Varric, Emmrich and I went to a cute little accessory shop in Treviso. They have an incredible selection. And I couldn't help but overhear part of the conversation but if I didn't know any better, I helped pick out Rook's engagement ring. Our dashing Anatomy Professor is going to propose to our beloved Rook. I commented this to Solas and Ellana and they are very excited!

TheDreadWolf: I am not surprised that he wants to propose to Rook. She's quite a woman.

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👰🏻‍♂️👰🏻‍♂️👰🏻‍♂️👰🏻‍♂️👰🏻‍♂️👰🏻‍♂️👰🏻‍♂️👰🏻‍♂️🤵🏻‍♂️🤵🏻‍♂️🤵🏻‍♂️🤵🏻‍♂️🤵🏻‍♂️🤵🏻‍♂️🤵🏻‍♂️🤵🏻‍♂️🤵🏻‍♂️🤵🏻‍♂️ I'M SCREAMING, CRYING TEARS OF JOY!!!! 

GriffonDaddy: FUCK YEAH!!!!! 💍💍💍💍💍💍🎆🎇🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

ILutere: I'm so happy for them!!!

DungeonDaddyTethras: I can't deny this one. This is huge! I told you my plan would work.

The_Crow_King: Coño Varric! You called it! 😏

QueenLavellan: When Shathaan told us we were so happy! Rook deserves this and so does Emmrich.

TrueCrimeQueen: This is so sweet and wonderful! Do you know when he is going to propose? I know they've been dating for a few months? 

DungeonDaddyTethras: So I can answer this one. It's true they've been going out for about 3 months but Emmrich said he's waiting until next Wintersend to propose to her. He doesn't want to scare her. I reassured him and told him that she loves him. 

Veil_JumperGirl: That is so sweet and romantic! Wait they haven't announced that they are dating yet haven't they?

QueenLavellan: No but they're shit at hiding it. Bellara, you cannot tell Rook about this!

Veil_JumperGirl: Yes ma'am! I won't say a word!

TheDreadWolf: They are so bad at being secretive about their romance. Ellana and I heard them going at it last night and this morning. Correction, several floors of the hotel heard them going at it last night and this morning.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Chuckles, the students also told me that you and Ellana were also going at it. I may not know Elvhen very well, but I sure as hell understood the context.

TheDreadWolf: 👺

QueenLavellan: 🥰🥰😘

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: 😂😂

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: 🤣🤣🤣 Y'all are great! I'm enjoying this!

GriffonDaddy: 🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎆🎇

DungeonDaddyTethras: This class trip is one for the books.

QueenLavellan: This one has been a lot a fun for me.

TheDreadWolf: It has indeed, Vhenan. Especially in some of your lovely outfits...😘

GriffonDaddy: 🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

The_Crow_King: Varric still can't cook for shit though.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Eat shit, Crow.

TrueCrimeQueen: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Veil_JumperGirl: Lucanis, the cooking class was a lot of fun! Who knew Ghilil'nan was a talented cook!

The_Crow_King: She was my best student! She really enjoyed it and was very warm. She said she wanted to learn how to cook for her wife. She felt bad that she was doing all of the work and that she wanted to help her more with the housework and with their dogs.

TheDreadWolf: That's...surprisingly sweet. I know she is very private when it comes to her and Andruil. My experience with her has been tolerable and if anything, without Elgar'nan around, she's delightful and warm.

Veil_JumperGirl: Oh shit, what are we going to do about Elgar'nan? Chances are that he already knows about this...

TheDreadWolf: Sadly, you are correct. It's very likely that he knows.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Let me handle that for now. Chuckles, I may need you to run interference. 

TheDreadWolf: On it.

Veil_JumperGirl: Still! This is so exciting! I am so happy for them! Lucanis, anything new in Illario's world?

The_Crow_King: So he is taking the show on the road and Zara is going with him. They are going to try to work it out but he said he has no expectations. He's okay with whatever is best for their child. 

GriffonDaddy: Damn, Illario's doing good on his redemption arc. What about the raccoons?

The_Crow_King: So raccoon duty falls to me, Teia and Viago. They are all doing well; the raccoon versions of Emmrich and Rook are constantly fucking, which is so awkward for all of us. 

TheDreadWolf: True to real life.

DungeonDaddyTethras: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: There's the Dread Wolf!

TrueCrimeQueen: Oh! The season finale of "The Veil of Time," will be airing on the second to last day of the trip. Are you all going to watch?

TheDreadWolf: We have that planned for the group. The hotel is going to be hosting it since its a been a huge phenomenon in Thedas. Fellassan will be hosting the party. I'm excited, even though I find Fen'Harel to be insufferable.

QueenLavellan: You find him insufferable because you two are stubborn and arrogant. 🤔

TheDreadWolf: Touchè

Veil_JumperGirl: I am so excited! I want to see how it differs from the 1995 version of the series! Fellassan is still so hot...

ILutere: I'm so jealous you got to meet him.

Veil_JumperGirl: He is so sweet and patient. Solas, Ellana, how do you know him?!

QueenLavellan: He was Solas' childhood friend. I met him in college. He introduced me to Solas since we befriended each other in class.

Veil_JumperGirl: That is so cool! 

DungeonDaddyTethras: What are we doing tomorrow, Chuckles? 

TheDreadWolf: We are going to head to the Palace for a tour and possibly meet the King. 

The_Crow_King: Oh, you mean Viago's dad?

Veil_JumperGirl: The King is Viago's dad?!

The_Crow_King: Yeah, he's pretty cool. He's a people person. The complete opposite of Viago. Viago has, what did some of the students call it, "tsundere energy." 

TrueCrimeQueen: That's really spot on for Viago. 

DungeonDaddyTethras: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 

Shathaan_Spill_Sesh: I am so excited! That's going to be fun!

DungeonDaddyTethras: We'll we have to keep this to ourselves for now. What is said in this chat, stays in the chat.

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The group eagerly went to the famous De Riva Palace located outside of Treviso after a hearty breakfast full of gossip and bets exchanged among the students, faculty and staff. Solas had already lost his bets to Varric and Ellana while also setting up others. The consensus among the students is that their favorite professors, Rook and Emmrich, are likely going to be engaged before the end of the year. The consensus among the faculty and staff is that Rook and Emmrich are likely going to find a place in the De Riva Palace to be intimate...again. 

In the meantime, Rook and Emmrich were watching the group carefully, while also having tender moments of intimacy by walking closer to each other and walking arm and arm together. The group, especially Daathrata, were swooning silently at the tender sight. 

"I love seeing people in love. It makes my heart feel so warm and fuzzy." Daathrata commented.

"I have to admit, it is very sweet. Reminds me of when Andruil and I started dating. Poor woman was so shy so I matched her pace to make her more comfortable." Ghilil'nan admitted. 

Some of the faculty and staff were a little shocked to see her display a part of herself that she hides from the rest of the world. 

"Professor, why don't share more of your life and interests? This is the most open we've seen you in a long time." Bellara asked.

Ghilil'nan thought carefully. She did indeed felt bad about going along with some of her brother's schemes but only because she thought she can stop him from being an idiot and losing his job. Truthfully, she liked her colleagues, especially Emmrich since he was very open and kind and he was the first person to greet her whenever she arrived by herself to the meetings. She is also coming to the painful realization that her brother is holding her back and is also...a dumbass. Responding to Bellara's sincere question was going to be difficult for her mentally and emotionally. 

"Truthfully, I didn't think any of you would be interested and I assumed that all of you didn't like me very much, so I thought it would be best to keep my distance." She replied, honestly. 

"Oh Ghilil'nan, we severely dislike your jackass brother, not you." Varric responded. 

"You're obviously the better sibling of the two! Professor Elgar'nan is a dick. The students are fond of you and appreciate that you are patient and accommodating." Bellara commented. 

Ghilil'nan blushed a little and smiled sheepishly, "I appreciate your words. I've always told El to be more flexible and understanding with his students. His strictness is not doing him any favors. And the complaints, the complaints are endless. I feel bad for his students, but there's only so much I can do in my position. So I have been documenting everything."

Solas paid close attention to her words and took a lot of notes mentally. She was giving him everything he needed without him prompting her. 

Well done, Dr. Lutere.

Viago and Teia came out to greet the group once again. Viago took the lead this time for the tour. 

"So this is the famous De Riva Palace, it is where the King and his family are currently residing. Hopefully his majesty will be available to greet all of you and join us for lunch today." Viago said, as he was leading the group through the elegantly and tastefully decorated palace halls, "As you can see to the right, here is the conference room where his majesty conducts his meetings every morning after breakfast with the family."

"Did you have breakfast with his majesty this morning, Viago?" Lucanis said with a smirk.

Viago gave Lucanis an annoyed look while Teia was giggling. The group stared at him in confusion. Viago sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Okay, let's get this out of the way, the King of Antiva is my dad. And yes we have brunch together once a week. I don't live here currently but I grew up here. Anything else?" He said, eyebrow twitching at Lucanis, while Lucanis gave his friend a shit eating grin.

"Nah bro, we're good." Julian replied. The rest of the group echoed Julian's sentiments as the tour continued.

Meanwhile, Rook and Emmrich were taking in the sights of the palace. Rook noticed a room that was beautifully decorated with a piano, a bookcase that took up a wall, a fireplace, a plush, soft rug that covered half of the room and a giant, black leather sofa that looked to be recently purchased. A deliciously, devious plan came to Rook's mind as she imagined herself and Emmrich fucking like nugs in heat in all parts of the room. Her lower body started getting warm she was flushed with arousal at the thought of doing something so scandalous. She had to suggest it to him, even if he said no, she knew he would make it up to her later on.

"Emmrich," she gently nudged his arm, "this room is very lovely and spacious. I would love to have a room like this someday."

"Oh! It is a lovely space. It reminds me of my home, I really need to reorganize the books and shelves again." He replied, not picking up on Rook's ulterior motive. 

Rook smiled but figured out that he was not picking up on what she was trying to say. So, horny times called for horny measures. She walked inside the room and made her way to the couch while she was gently swaying her hips as she walked. That's when Emmrich got the hint. 

"Darling! As tempted as I am to ravage you, we could get in trouble! Especially with his majesty!" He said with a slight chuckle as he put his arms around her waist and kissed her. 

"Well, what if we can get away with it while everyone is distracted." She said, batting her eyelashes. 

"Darling, we will have to be discreet and quiet." He said in a low purr with a wicked smile as he gently kissed her neck. 

Rook was increasingly getting warmer and more flushed. She wasn't sure if she was going to be able to wait until later. She wanted him take her on the couch and make her sing his name. 

This man, Maker help me, he's a horrible tease!

Emmrich began kissing her and slowly made his path downwards to her core. He snuck his hand in her leggings and was pleasantly surprised to discover that she was not only bare but also ready for him. 

"Oh you deliciously wicked woman. You really know how to tempt me." He said as he began caressing her folds and using his index finger to gently massage her bud. 

Rook moaned softly into his lips as he continued his deliberately slow and tender pace. She was about to reach her peak as he suddenly removed his hand from her leggings. Rook moaned in pleasure but also frustration. She pouted as she looked up at Emmrich.

"Emmrich! I was so close!" She said exasperated, yet turned on. 

Emmrich chuckled as he gently lifted her chin to look him in the eye. She could see that he was turned on and ravenous for her. He then tasted the delicious brine from her soaked cunt from his fingers. He then pressed his forehead to hers and moved closer to her so that their lips are close.

"Patience my darling. If you behave, I will finish what I started in this room and fulfill your desire." He said gently but firmly. He then kissed her deeply as he held her face. 

"Ai! Disculpa! I didn't mean to interrupt!" A loud, hearty voice said. 

Rook and Emmrich jumped at the sight of the elder but regal man standing at the doorway. Rook immediately recognized him as Viago's father. Moments ago she would have happily died from arousal, now she wants to die of embarrassment.

"Oh shit! Your majesty, we are so sorry! We just wanted to see the piano!" Rook quickly said while blushing. Emmrich stood still, scared to make a move. 

The King let out a hearty laugh, "You're Rook yes? Viago and Teia have told me about you! He won't admit it but mi hijo is fond of you. He says he likes you more than Lucanis and that is saying a lot."

Rook was still embarrassed but slightly relieved, "Oh yes, I know Viago and Teia, we met at Lucanis and Neve's engagement party. He's sweet once you get to know him." 

"Eh, Viago is not a people person but that's okay, lo quiero all the same. I didn't realize you like viejitos!" He commented. 

Emmrich let out a small shriek, Rook had to quickly think on her feet. "Oh! I'm sorry, this is my partner, Emmrich! We've been together for a few months!" 

The King laughed, "Estoy hodiendo te! You know what they say about older lovers, it's not the kilometers, it's the experience!"

Emmrich's face turned even more red as Rook quickly grabbed his hand as she got ready to leave the room and rejoin the group.

"It was nice to finally meet you..." she quickly said before the King finished her sentence.

"Viago."

She and Emmrich stopped when she heard his majesty's name, "Wait, Viago as in our Viago but Senior?" 

"Si, as in Senior, though everyone calls me Iago to differentiate." He said with a chuckle, "Enjoy the tour and oh, if you want to return here for some privacy, the best time to come is in the afternoon, everyone will be outside playing in the garden maze." Viago Senior winked at the end of the sentence. 

Rook and Emmrich blushed as they bade him farewell and quickly left the room to rejoin the group. 

Viago Sr. leaned against the doorway and folded his arms, laughing to himself. "Ah el amor, this very room is where my lovely queen and I spent many a passionate night here and it continues to be it to this day."

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By the time Rook and Emmrich rejoined the group, everyone was getting ready to sit down in the dining room for lunch and the Murder Mystery Show. The staff were preparing themselves while the King appeared. Rook and Emmrich had trouble looking at him since he discovered them getting "cozy" in the parlor room. His majesty on the other hand tried to hold his laughter when he saw them sitting at the table.

"Boungiorno my friends! Welcome to the De Riva Palace and one of the activities we like to do for visitors is a Murder Mystery Theater! So how it works is that you enjoy your lunch and then afterwards, you have the option to participate in the Murder Mystery Theater Show or you can continue on the tour and we can meet at the gardens and the garden maze. I want everyone to have a great time either way. And of course, welcome to the palace." He said in his hearty voice.

The group whispered among themselves and Rook and Emmrich took it as a signal from his majesty that they can enjoy their rendezvous, alone. After lunch, naturally. The group were served a delicious 5 course meal with mozzarella and roma tomato appetizers, followed by a salad. Then the lunch which consisted of risotto and chicken marsala for the meat eaters and for the vegetarians, cheese tortellini with a butternut squash sauce. The dessert was a delicious pannacotta with gelato of whatever flavor you wanted. As soon as lunch ended, the group separated for a bit to continue their preferred activities. As soon as they were able to, Rook and Emmrich made their way back to the parlor room, to continue where they left off. Rook and Emmrich began to kiss each other as their hands frantically traveled everywhere. They pulled apart for moment to look at each other. 

"Darling?" Emmrich asked.

"Yes, my love?" She answered.

"I think we should close the door, that way no one can see what we are doing and we have time alone together." He suggested.

Rook quickly looked and noticed the door was open. It was hard to argue his point. 

"You know what, good idea." She said. 

Emmrich ran over to the parlor door and closed it. They continued kissing passionately as they were slowly removing each other's clothes. Each bit of skin exposed was met with a kiss. Each kiss fueled the fire of their passion as they were becoming increasingly more aroused. By the time they took a break, they were already nude. At this point Rook didn't care which part of the room her handsome professor made love to her in as long as it was good. 

"Emmrich, take me. I want you." She said seductively.

Emmrich's pupils dilated as he kissed her again. He picked her up and she wrapped her legs around his waist. She is still shocked at how strong he is but also pleased as he moved her to the couch.

"Oh my dear, I will do more than take you, I will make you sing and beg for more." He said as traveled to her core. He kissed her lovely mound and gently pried her legs open. He marveled at the sight of her sex.

"Maker Laila, you are so beautiful. I am the luckiest man alive to be able to worship you like this." He said staring up at her, "I get to be in your presence and make love to you like this."

Rook was close to shedding tears at his words. She had never felt so wanted, so seen by anyone. Yet he sees her and loves her. He is kind and patient with her. She should be the lucky one not him.

"Oh Emmrich, I consider myself the lucky one." She replied, close to tears.

"Nonsense my heart, you can have anyone you want, I am the fortunate one. Now let me show you how grateful I am you choose me." He replied. 

Emmrich kissed her folds and then began devouring her, alternating between kissing and laving his tongue on her. Rook struggled to keep her moans quiet and was writhing under his ministrations. Her nerves on fire as she was ready for her release. He continued until he heard the volume of her moans increase and felt the release and taste of her nectar. Her release was so strong that she felt like she was on fire in the best way. Emmrich climbed up on her and kissed her. He lifted her legs on his shoulder and looked at her. 

Maker, she's so beautiful. I can't get enough of her. Her heart and soul are incredible and precious. My heart, let me make you sing my name as I pleasure you.

"Darling, are you sure you want to do this? We don't have to if you don't want to." He said softly.

Rook giggled and smiled at him as she placed her hand on his chest to feel his heart. 

"Emmrich, make love to me. I love you. I am yours." She replied. 

They kissed each other as he sheathed himself inside her. He continued his slow pace, enjoying the intimacy and closeness they are sharing with each other. Bodies connecting and pressing together like they fit each other. They then repositioned themselves with her on top of him and began picking up the pace as she is bouncing up and down on his cock. 

"Emmrich, fill me with your warm cum, please. I want to feel it." She said, panting. He held her waist and began thrusting upwards into her. Their moans and breaths aligning with each other in their shared pleasure. They are both close to their release, their thoughts racing with their feelings for one another.

Laila, I love you, my heart, my eternal flame, please be my wife, bear my children, grow old with me.

Emmrich, please be real. My heart is devoted to you, please love me back. Maker please let this all be real. I love him, I don't think I can handle my heart being broken again.

They moaned and screamed loudly as they came together. As soon as they came down from their bliss, they held each other as he kissed her forehead. 

"That was, incredible." Rook said softly, as she snuggled closer to Emmrich.

"I love you, Laila." He said as he held her tighter and kissed her.

"We should start getting dressed and meet everyone at the gardens." Rook said. 

"Agreed my dear, but let's enjoy this moment a little bit longer." He said smiling.

They cuddled for a moment longer then decided to get dressed. As soon as Rook was ready to leave the parlor room, she noticed that the door was slightly open. 

"Emmrich?" She called.

"Yes my dear?" He asked.

"You closed the door to this room right?" She said.

"Yes my dear, why?" He asked.

"It's slightly open." She said.

Emmrich got up quickly and noticed what Rook was saying. 

"Oh shit." He said. 

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Viago heard some sounds coming from the parlor room. He didn't think much of it until they got louder. Curious and a little concerned, he walked over to take a peek inside. Once he opened the door he noticed Rook and Emmrich fucking on the expensive, leather couch that he just paid to have cleaned, again. He nearly shrieked and ran away from the scene. Embarassed, annoyed and angry, in no particular order, Viago got his phone out to send a strongly worded text to Lucanis. 

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🍆Operation Kiss, Kiss, Fall In Love Chat🦪

The_Crow_King added KingViago and 😘Teia😘 to the chat

TrueCrimeQueen: Luc, why are Viago and Teia in the chat?

The_Crow_King: Amor, you will want to hear this! Viago is so funny when he's angry.

KingViago: Fuck you Dellamorte! Hi Neve!

TrueCrimeQueen: Hi Viago!

😘Teia😘: Vi, Cariño, it's not that big of a deal...your Papá said it was fine. He thought it was funny!

KingViago: But I am the one spending gold on getting the couch cleaned! It was a gift to papa! 

😘Teia😘: And your Papá and Mamá use that couch a lot for the same thing! Cállate!

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Hold up, what's going on? Did Elgar'nan fuck a couch?

Shathaan_Spill_Sesh: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

KingViago: I wish! Lucanis, I love Rook and Emmrich but I caught them fucking in the Parlor Room of my childhood home! IN MY CHILDHOOD HOME!!! ON THE COUCH I BOUGHT FOR MY PARENTS!!!

LacyScout: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭💀

TheDreadWolf: 😂👹🎇🎆

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Shathaan_Spill_Sesh: 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

GriffonDaddy: FUCK YEAH!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂

ILutere: At least it wasn't in our kitchen...🤣😂

The_Crow_King: 👺👹🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳

QueenLavellan: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

TrueCrimeQueen: Viago is that why you're mad? It's annoying and embarrassing, but its funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

DungeonDaddyTethras: Slick is right, its comedy gold. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Veil_JumperGirl: That is so hot! I'll add them to my notes for my next erotic novel. 

KingViago: HOW IS THIS FUNNY?! ITS MY HOME!!!!

😘Teia😘: Vi, Cariño, please. You're just upset because you were planning on us to break in the couch before anyone else did. 🥵😘🥰

KingViago: TEIA!!! 🤬😠😳😱

The_Crow_King: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I told you both to get on it! 😉

KingViago: 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

DungeonDaddyTethras: All right, everyone clam down. What happened Grumpy Pants?

KingViago: I was part of the Murder Mystery Activity and one of the students, Julian, I think, said he heard moaning from the Parlor Room. He asked if the tour goes there and I said 'no.' However, I was curious, so I slipped away to see what was going on. I opened the door a peek and saw your friends FUCKING ON THE GODDAMN COUCH THAT I JUST CLEANED!!!!

TheDreadWolf: Good thing Julian didn't wander off, otherwise the group chat for the trip would explode.

DungeonDaddyTethras: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is truly the trip where all the chaperones are getting laid!

😘Teia😘: Vi, please. They're in love. You and I do similar things in the Casino too, so you can't say shit.

KingViago: TEIA!! It's different! We do these things when there is no one else in the Casino! When we are alone!

😘Teia😘: ¡VIAGO DE RIVA JR.! ¡PARA AHORA MISMO! 

KingViago:.......sí Cariño......

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: 🫤

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: 😦

GriffonDaddy: So, what's this about a Murder Mystery Show?

😘Teia😘: Oh! So it's a thing that Viago Sr. thought of to keep the Palace tour fun and engaging for the students!

DungeonDaddyTethras: I'm telling you, it's the Butler. He has the most to gain.

QueenLavellan: I don't think so...I'm thinking it was the husband.

TheDreadWolf: Totally the husband. He wanted to cash in on the life insurance policy.

GriffonDaddy: Wait, what's summary of the case?

The_Crow_King: So Signora Elena was murdered but there are several suspects and several motives. There's the Butler, Antony, Elena's spouse, Walter, her sister, Stephania, the doctor, Professor Plumeria, and the pool cleaner, Christopher. So long story short, Elena invited them for a small get together. The lights go out and she is then found dead. With her death, secrets have been revealed. Walter was having an affair with Stephania and Christopher. They wanted to be together, like a throuple; Professor Plumeria who was close to Elena, resented her for being everything she wasn't. Then, Elena was having an affair with the Butler, Antony. Antony was Elena's true love and she was going to leave Walter. Christopher is just the pool cleaner and is really stupid, or is he?

DungeonDaddyTethras: It's the Butler.

GriffonDaddy: Wow, that's a really horny group of people. I agree with Varric, it's the Butler.

Shathaan_Spill_Sesh: That's your takeaway from this? Despite how horny it is, it was the Professor.

Veil_JumperGirl: You are so wrong Shathaan.  It was Walter! It's always the husband.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Tama, the spouse is usually the first suspect of cases like these and like 80% of the time, they're correct!

The_Crow_King: The group has it narrowed down to two suspects, Walter and Antony. I'd say they are close to solving it. Closer than any other group.

TheDreadWolf: We have a smart group of people. It's the husband!

Veil_JumperGirl: Agreed!

DungeonDaddyTethras: It was the butler!

TheDreadWolf: Hard disagree Varric. 

Veil_JumperGirl: Lucanis, who do you think did it?

The_Crow_King: I'm not going to tell you! You all need to figure it out!

GriffonDaddy: I'm calling it, it was the butler and his reason is going to be the most convoluted shit ever. Something like he was getting paid poorly.

The_Crow_King: 🙃 Davrin, did you not read the summary? 

LaceyScout: So you're saying it was Walter?

TheDreadWolf: It's the husband. 

DungeonDaddyTethras: Butler!

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: Varric this shit screams "husband did it."

TrueCrimeQueen: Statistically speaking, spouses are more likely to murder their significant other than a friend. I agree with Ellana, Bull, Taash, Bellara and Solas. 

TheDreadWolf: Hah! Take that, Varric!

DungeonDaddyTethras: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

QueenLavellan: Well let's see what happens, ether way it's been fun.

DungeonDaddyTethras: What's the next stop on the trip, Chuckles? 

TheDreadWolf: We are going to have dinner at Café Pietra. Then tomorrow, we visit the Financial District. 

The_Crow_King: There is a lot of history in the Financial District and a lot of museums. 

Veil_JumperGirl: That is so exciting! Are we going to the old Chantry building?

The_Crow_King: Yes. Viago, are you calm?

KingViago: 😠😡🖕🏽

😘Teia😘: He's as calm as can be at the moment. 

The_Crow_King: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 

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Emmrich and Rook caught up with the group as soon as they finished with their private "meeting." The group caught them up on the Murder Mystery and story. Rook immediately knew the solution.

"Husband did it and the wife faked her death so that she and the butler can run off into the sunset." 

"No way! That's too convoluted!" Varric exclaimed.

"Think about it Varric," she began, "her husband has all of the motive to eliminate her for the money. He wants to inherit everything so that he can run off with her sister and the pool cleaner to continue their bizarre throuple situation that sometimes becomes a polycule." 

"Okay, but why was the good professor involved?" Shathaan asked.

"The professor was meant to be a patsy just as Antony was. Her husband wanted to pin the murder on her and paint her as an envious, bitter colleague. She loved Elena like a sister and hated Walter because he was an ass. She wanted Elena to end up with Antony. Antony truly loved Elena. If anything, he has motive to kill Walter. Stephania also has a motive but she's just stupid and naive. Christopher is really a dumb himbo." Rook explained.

"Ah, that makes a lot more sense. So with all of that, Walter did it." Shathaan concluded.

"Okay, but hear me out," Varric started, "I'm willing to change my mind if Antony had some involvement."

"Oh I can explain that, Antony helped Elena fake her death to expose Walter and Stephania's convoluted scheme by concocting their own clever, but also convoluted scheme." Rook argued. 

Varric sighed. He knew that Rook was right and that she had lined up all of the facts and came up with a reasonable conclusion. Then again, he wasn't surprised because Rook was smart and knew how to perceive things differently. 

"You know what Rook, that makes sense, but in other mysteries, the butler did it." Varric smiled.

"I know and it makes a lot of sense you would go the butler route. Usually, if a spouse is murdered, statistically speaking, it's the spouse that did it." Rook explained.

"Okay smarty pants, you and your love of true crime." Varric chuckled, "Don't rub it in too much."

In the midst of the conversation, Emmrich's thoughts were swirling:

Oh no, we were spotted during our private moment in the Parlor Room! It couldn't have been one of the students because they were off on the tour and if they saw anything, it would have already been posted in the trip group chat...maybe Solas saw and felt embarrassed but he's acting like nothing happened. No that can't be it because it was locked. Oh...oh no...Viago had the keys....oh oh no....Viago saw us going at it! That's why he hasn't been able to look us straight in the eye! Oh dear...Rook and I need to figure out how to apologize to Viago. Poor man must be so traumatized...

Meanwhile, Viago and Teia were having a private conversation.

"Cariño, please, don't make a scene with Emmrich and Rook. They are in love. When we first got together, we did the same things." Teia gently pleaded as she caressed Viago's cheek.

"I can't even look them in the eyes, mi amor! It's too awkward for me! They fucked on the couch I bought for my parents!" Viago quietly exclaimed.

"Amor, you want nightmare fuel, here's some nightmare fuel, I caught your Mamá and Papá going at it on the couch the other night. Remember, I went to drop something off for them and I accidentally walked in on them and ran out." Teia recalled.

Viago grimaced, "Si, I remember. It was a very awkward dinner for all of us. And then Papá said 'Que? Vi you should be happy that your Mamá and I still love each other!' To which I argued that it wasn't the point because now I have to clean the couch again!"

"Carajo Viago! Is this about el puñetero couch?!" Teia exclaimed.

"Si! It's about the couch because it is expensive to clean!" He said with a pout.

"Coño Viago! Why can't you just use Jacobus' cousin's cleaner!? He charges a reasonable and more affordable rate!" Teia explained showing annoyance.

"Beacuse his cousin doesn't add the nice fragrance that I like for the couch!" Viago complained.

Teia groaned in annoyance at her husband's peculiar fondness for certain cleaning products that have the new leather scent that he loves. 

As soon as Viago Sr. returned to the garden to escort the group back to where the tour began inside the palace; Rook and the group were ready to present their answer to who committed the crime and why. The group voted to have Rook represent them. 

"So, what happened in this whodunit?" Viago Sr. asked the group. 

Rook cleared her throat and and began to speak.

"So we've all reached the conclusion that Walter was the mastermind of the attempted murder plot. Stephania was the useful idiot who went along with it and Christopher is just the himbo pool cleaner who really is very dumb. Professor Plumeria and Antony were set up to be the patsy in the crime but Professor Plumeria figured out the murder plot in time to warn Elena and Antony. Professor Plumeria always hated Walter, not Elena, and she hated that her best friend fell in love with a mediocre ass man who ended up cheating on her with her sister. Not only was Elena's heart already broken from the betrayal, she also found out that Walter never really loved her, he loved her fortune. So she ran into the arms of her loyal friend and butler, Antony, who always and truly loved her. In order for them to expose Walter and Stephania, she, Antony and Professor Plumeria plotted to fake her death to expose Walter and Stephania. Once they were exposed for the crime, Elena came out of hiding and walked away with Antony; while Walter and Stephania rot in prision. Professor Plumeria and Christopher end up together for some reason."

Viago Sr., Teia and Viago Jr. looked at Rook with stunned expressions on their face. Rook stared back at them with a confident look on her face. The group behind her save for the staff and faculty were also stunned and shocked.

"Wow...that is so accurate! Holy shit! This group is the first group to solve it accurately!" Viago Sr. laughed joyously! 

The group cheered for Rook and Emmrich kissed her hand and beamed with pride at her. 

"So! We have a cute little souvenir that we prepared for you all and to end this tour, it is tradition that we take photos in the Parlor Room of the palace." Viago Sr. exclaimed.

Rook and Emmrich's faces switched from elation to shock and were trying to communicate subtly to Viago Sr. to not take the photo in the Parlor Room that they just fucked in a few hours before. Viago noticed and stepped in. 

"Your majesty, I think since it is a lovely day outside, why don't we take a photo at the garden maze. The Parlor Room is in the middle for being cleaned at this moment." He said as he glared at Rook and Emmrich. 

"Oh yes! You are right mijo! Let's take the group photo outside!" Viago Sr. exclaimed.

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As soon as the tour concluded, it was already early evening. Daathrata led the group back to Treviso and all of them stopped to have dinner at Café Pietra. The private dining room was already set up for everyone to sit down and chat. Rook naturally sat next to Emmrich and held his hand underneath the table. Across from them was Lucanis and Varric, while Bellara sat in between Lucanis and Ghilil'nan. She was across from Solas and Ellana. Daathrata sat next to Solas and on the other side was Shathaan, intently studying the menu and eyeing the gnocchi with different cheeses.

"So Rook, how did you know the answer to the mystery?" Lucanis asked as he was sipping on his port. 

"It was from the last campaign that you and Varric wrote before I went on sabbatical. The names and some details may have changed, but the plot is the same. Lucanis, I expected a little more creativity here. And Varric, I'm surprised you didn't remember that particular story from our last campaign!" Rook said gleefully. 

Lucanis' face turned red, or maybe it was from the wine, "Well, it was so good, Viago Sr. wanted to use the idea. We needed to change the mystery since the last was too easy to solve according to the previous groups we had. This story had everyone stumped for a year!"

"Holy shit, you're right Rook! It's been so long! Well Crow, if you need a new mystery for the tour, tell the King I'm more than happy to give him one and this time, the butler is the murderer." Varric chuckled into his lager. 

"Again with the Butler! Varric if a spouse is murdered, the spouse is usually the one that did it!" Solas shouted across the table.

"Not my mysteries, Chuckles!" Varric shouted back laughing. 

As the group were enjoying their dinner, Emmrich leaned closer to whisper into Rook's ear. 

"Darling, I think Viago was the one that saw us in the parlor room while we were, ahem, having our moment."

Rook dropped her fork and her face turned red. She whispered to Emmrich. 

"Oh shit! I think we need to apologize to him. I feel so bad now..."

"Don't my darling," he whispered, "I enjoyed it. It was thrilling and dangerous. And I cannot wait until we go back to our room to ravage and devour you."

Rook's face grew redder and her core got extremely warm and wet. She continued sipping on her mead to hide her arousal from Emmrich's seductive words. But they also agreed to find a moment on the trip to apologize to Viago. But that is something that can wait for another time as Rook and Emmrich smiled at each other, eager for their return to their hotel room and for the beginning of the second half of the trip.

Chapter Text

After Rook and Emmrich privately apologized to Viago for sullying his couch in the palace parlor room, they fucked like nugs in their shared hotel room. After they came down from their bliss, they decided to bathe each other and then cuddle in bed while watching a decade old, cheesy mystery/thriller. Rook rested her head on Emmrich's shoulder while he held her.

"I've been thinking," she said softly.

"About what my Darling?" He replied.

"I have so much gold left from replacing the items I lost that I may be able to finally start looking for a home. I can finally afford to break my lease." She said. 

Oh that's lovely, she deserves her own place...wait, does she want to move in with me? Wait, no, no, don't push it, don't rush her. Maybe suggest it to her...no we've just recently made our courtship official and we've only been seeing each other for a few months. I don't want to rush her. 

Rook moved to look at Emmrich to examine his reaction. She could tell that something was bothering him by the look on his face. 

"Emmrich, what's wrong?" She asked, nervous for his response.

"Oh, I didn't want to bring this up because I was worried about chasing you away." He said.

"Please tell me what's bothering you, you won't scare me." Rook assured him as she caressed his cheek.

Emmrich sighed, "My Darling, my heart wanted to suggest that you move in with me, but I also understand that you want to maintain your independence and privacy. I was also afraid that I would scare you away and make you think that I'm moving too fast."

"Oh Emmrich, I would love nothing more than to have a home with you someday, but I do want to make sure that Manfred is okay with it. I don't want to throw his entire routine off either. I wasn't planning on moving out the minute we return to Nevarra anyway. I was thinking of slowly phasing out of the apartment, oh not to mention the cost and planning. But yes, when all of that is settled, I would love to move in with you to your home." She explained.

Emmrich kissed her deeply and kissed her forehead.

"Oh Laila, I love you. I don't ever want to hurt you or make you feel pressured to do anything. I just want to be with you and have a family with you." He said smiling.

Rook returned the kiss and rested her head on his chest, running her hands through his sparse chest hair and kissing his chest. 

"Emmrich, I love you, thank you for being so patient and considerate. And yes, I would love to have a family with you." She said as she held Emmrich.

As they were both getting ready to relax, they heard a familiar voice coming on the TV. 

Rook and Emmrich sat up as Emmrich turned up the volume slightly on the film to make sure they were hearing things correctly.

"Is that...no...is that Neve?!" Rook shouted in shock and amusement.

"Oh my, it would appear so," Emmrich replied in equal measure.

Neve appeared on the scene in a bright, fuschia three piece suit. She sat at the bar and asked the bartender for a drink, "Martini, shaken, not stirred." 

The bartender looked at her and made her drink, "And your name, miss?" 

"Slick, Jessica Slick."

Rook and Emmrich burst out into laughter the minute the scene ended. 

"Wow, I need to tell the group about this!" Rook said laughing.

"Aside from the campiness of the movie, Neve is a decent action star." Emmrich commented.

Rook was busy typing her discovery to the game night group chat.

✨️Tales of Thedas Party Chat✨️

TheRookie: Holy shit y'all! I just discovered something hilarious!

DungeonDaddyTethras: Rook, it's late, we have to get up early for the Chantry Tour.

TheRookie: Varric, I promise it's really worth it!

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: This is a first, Rook has some tea for us!

TheRookie: Taash, you know when I have tea, it's funny as hell and this one is funny!

LacyScout: Wait, what's the hilarious tea!

TheRookie: So Emmrich and I were hanging out together and planning out the rest of the iternary for the students and we figured let's have some background noise. We're watching this cheesy, Tevinter action/mystery/thriller and lo and behold, one of our friends is the main star!

PINeve: Oh fuck...

EVolkarin: It seems that our dear Neve used to be an action star. 😎

DungeonDaddyTethras: Wait, shut the fuck up! What channel is it on?!

TheRookie: Channel 4

Veil_JumperGirl: I'm watching it right now! Neve, you look so pretty! Slay queen!

PINeve: 🙄🙄

The_Crow_King: Cariño, you didn't tell me you were an action star.

GriffonDaddy: No shade Neve, you look hot!

The_Crow_King: Cariño, that 3-piece suit is doing things to me...😘🥵

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: The lines are so hilariously bad and cheesy.

LaceyScout: Neve, did you get to keep anything from the film?! Any props, outfits?!

PINeve: Let's settle all of this once and for all. I was 20 and the salary paid for my degree and PI license.

DungeonDaddyTethras: I did some digging and Slick, this first film is part of the Jessica Slick Trilogy. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

PINeve: I hate all of you 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

The_Crow_King: Okay, pero Cariño, did you keep the 3 piece suit...

PINeve: Luc, why are you asking...

The_Crow_King:....reasons....

GriffonDaddy: Neve, this shit is hilarious. The lines are so bad!

PINeve: 😡😡😡😡😡 Elek wrote the entire series and dialogue! The money made from the trilogy helped pay for everything. I have nightmares of that stupid, neon fuschia, three piece suit!

Veil_JumperGirl: Okay but Neve, you should be proud of your work. You got paid and you looked great while doing it!

TheRookie: Seriously Neve, you look incredible! And yeah, its campy and cheesy but we're enjoying it! There's nothing to be ashamed of!

PINeve: Rook, sweetie, I'm not ashamed of my work, its the wardrobe and outfits they dressed me in! They were so bad!

EVolkarin: To be fair, they were of the time...

DungeonDaddyTethras: I guess I'll call you "Slick," from now on.

PINeve: Fuck you Varric. 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

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The sunrise came through Treviso as the group enjoyed their breakfast. Naturally the conversation varied among the group, from the faculty and staff discovering that one of their friends used to be an action star, to the students excitedly talking about the latest craze to hit Thedas, Nugbubus. The cute little nugs that have a cute grin and separate outfits in which people can dress them up in. Of course the young women among the group of students love them and this caught Rook, Ellana and Bellara's attention as they are fans of the cute collectibles. 

"Which Nugbubu do you have Rook?" Ellana asked.

"Oh! I have the tie-dye purple and lavender one. Look at her little outfit! She's so cute in mint green!" Rook squeeled excitedly as she showed off her Nugbubu and her mint green pinafore and white shirt.

"Oh how precious! I have the blue one. She's wearing a pretty, navy pantsuit with a fancy purse!" Ellana said.

"Oh she's so chic! Bellara which one did you get?" Rook asked her.

"Oh I have this cutie! She's brown and cream colored and she's wearing this cute fennec fox kigurumi! I haven't found the one Irelin wants yet but I'm determined to get it for her!" She replied excitedly.

"I hope you do, the Rainbow Nugbubu has sold out everywhere in Thedas. It's on backorder right now in Nevarra." Rook commented. 

"I heard the Nugbubus finally made their way to Treviso so if we can, we can sneak away during our break from the Chantry Tour to get the rainbow, limited edition Nugbubu." Ellana commented. 

Rook and Bellara smirked at each other and began formulating a plan with Ellana. Just then, Emmrich gently tapped Rook on the shoulder. Rook looked up to smile at him with a cute blush.

"Dr. Ingellvar, I recieved a text from Myrna and Vorgoth, they found your luggage." He said.

"What....how?!" She asked in shock and surprise, Bellara and Ellana were shocked upon the revelation of this information.

"They told me that your luggage was put on their plane by accident instead of ours. Our flights apparently left at the same time. They have arranged it so that they will be delivering it to you at the hotel by the end of the day." He said reading Vorgoth and Myrna's text message. 

Rook was overjoyed and relieved but one question remained on her mind. "Yay! Wait, did Vorgoth and Myrna get a Rivaini Patch for me so I can add it to my luggage?"

Emmrich typed the question into his phone. A few minutes passed when he got the notification sound. 

"Vorgoth said they did and that it is already in your luggage. They said that it is in the mesh pocket. They said it's bright and colorful and you can't miss it." Emmrich replied.

"Oh thank them for me! I need to get them a gift!" Rook said excitedly and she knew just what to get Myrna and Vorgoth.

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As soon as the group arrived at the Trevisan Chantry, Daathrata cheerfully greeted the attendants and Viago at the door. While Viago appreciated that Emmrich and Rook apologized to him for their romantic rendezvous in the Palace, he still glared at them from time to time in annoyance.

"Good Morning everyone, I know its early so I will go ahead and begin the tour so that you get some extra time to explore." He said, "This particular Chantry has been around since the Dragon Age and while it has been damaged in some places during the blights and many wars, it's foundations are still standing and all of the art is still intact and carefully preserved."

Viago let the group through the medieval style tower and showed off the stunning stained glass artwork. Some of the windows featured many famous figures from history. From the Wardens and their friends, to the King of Fereldan and his wife, the Warden Commander, to the legendary heroes of Kirkwall, the Inquisition and the Veilguard. The group was in awe of the pieces in their majesty, beauty and color. Rook's attention was drawn to the Veilguard piece in which she noticed that their leader was in a warm embrace with a taller figure, a shroud's kiss and a cherry blossom entwined between them. Emmrich noticed the piece and the thought was not lost on him in how familiar the scene was.

"Viago, I have a question, the two figures holding each other in this piece, what is their story?" He asked.

Viago looked at the scene in question, which jogged his memory. "Ah, this piece is many a lovers' favorite. It's based off the story of the Mage and the Necromancer. A love story made famous through verse, song, art and film. The mage who was the leader of the Veilguard fell in love with the Necromancer. Many thought their romance unusual due to the difference in age, but it didn't stop their love from blooming. The story says that after they saved the world, they went back to Nevarra to live a quiet, peaceful life and expanded their family. Every year, many lovers come to stand under this specific piece to silently wish for a blessing on their union. It's a sweet story and tradition."

The students quietly whispered among one another as Emmrich and Rook looked and smiled at each other as they were blushing. 

Maybe Laila will want to join in on this sweet tradition. It would be lovely to gain the blessing of the legendary heroes.

"Let's move along to the next room where we have many of our artifacts and afterwards, we will go to the gift shop." Viago instructed.

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As soon as the tour ended, most of the group were looking at the items in the gift shop. Rook looked around to find a gift for her friends. She noticed a landscape painting featuring a villa with a lavendar field and noticed puppies and kittens playing on the steps of the villa. 

This is perfect for Vorgoth! They've been looking for a bright landscape in their home lately. 

She purchased the painting immediately and began to look at other items in the shop. The rest of the group were waiting outside. As Emmrich was staring at the waters of the canals, Viago and Lucanis approached him, smirking. 

"So, I take it you want to ask the Necromancer and the Mage for their blessing of yours and Rook's union?" Viago teased.

Emmrich's face turned a little red, "Oh, I just thought it was a lovely tradition and that maybe Laila, I mean Dr. Ingellvar would like to do that."

Lucanis chuckled, "Relax Emmrich, we think it's sweet. We also heard rumors that you want to propose to Rook."

Emmrich froze and started panicking internally.

Oh no! Of course the students would gossip about this! Though, to be fair, I am not good at hiding my love for Laila. I can't help it! She makes my day so much brighter by just existing. Her smile, her joy, her laugh, so contagious. Oh Maker, I may be moving too fast again. Oh if she finds out, she's going to leave me!

"Oye! Emmrich, relax." Viago said.

"Si, amigo, Viago and I are teasing. We are happy that you and Rook are together." Lucanis said.

"We've done a shoddy job of hiding our affections for each other, haven't we?" Emmrich sighed.

"Emmrich, I caught you and Rook fucking in my home, it's safe to say that you two are not discreet." Viago said. 

"I have never felt a love so strong like this. I just want to show her off to the world and tell them how much I love her and how proud I am to be with her." Emmrich explained, "I really am an old besotted fool aren't I?" 

Lucanis and Viago chuckled. "Emmrich, yes, you are older and you are besotted, but you are no fool. Rook is a good woman. She has been hurt cruelly by so many people and you have been so good to her. I am sure when you propose to her, she will say yes and want to marry you right away." Lucanis said.

"You believe so?" Emmrich asked.

"Coño Emmrich! Esa mujer esta loca por ti!" Viago said in frustration, "Viejito, she loves you! Of course she will say yes. So, go ask the Necromancer and the Mage for the blessings." 

Emmrich beamed at both men. "Thank you both, I plan to propose to her much later in the year but a blessing wouldn't hurt. I'll ask her to meet me back at the Chantry once she's finished getting a, what's it called, it's very popular right now, a...nugbubu?" 

"Espera, did you say Rook is going to go get a Nugbubu?" Viago asked as his ears sharpened. 

"Yes. Admittedly the little collectibles are very cute but I prefer the Griffonbous." He said.

"Mierda, Fletcher said the lines where going to be bad today. They just got a huge shipment of the Limited Edition Nugbubus and they predicted that they will sell out." Lucanis commented. 

"I promised Teia I would get her the Rainbow Nugbubu and the fancy outfit for her." Viago sighed. 

"Maybe we all go together to make sure Rook and the others won't experience any issues?" Emmrich suggested.

"That's a good idea, we need to make sure the students are okay."

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Some of the group got in line to enter Fletcher's Emporium for the coveted Rainbow Nugbubu. Rook, Ellana, Bellara, Lucanis, Viago and Emmrich were all waiting in line with some of the students to get in to buy the much coveted collectible. The line was moving slowly but it was moving. Rook was fidgeting and moving while the students were chatting away and sending each other memes. 

"Hello everyone! We are limiting the purchase of the Nugbubus to one per person so that everyone gets a chance to buy one!" Fletcher said over the megaphone, "So please respect those around you in line, we will not allow scalpers. Thank you for your assistance."

"We are almost there! Irelin will be so happy!" Bellara said.

"Shit, I was planning to get one for me and Myrna." Rook pouted.

"Myrna likes the Nugbubu?" Emmrich asked.

"Oh yes! She won't admit it, but she loves them! She likes to dress them up in little outfits. She has all of them." Rook replied matter of factly. 

"Huh, you learn something new everyday." Emmrich remarked. 

"The things I do for my wife." Viago pouted.

"Cállate Viago, you secretly enjoy spoiling Teia." Lucanis said. 

"Okay so here's the plan, Lucanis, you are going to get the accessories while we get the Nugbubus. Once you have them then meet us at the counter so that we can pay for each of our orders." Ellana said.

"Si Señora, I'm very quick on my feet so this should be no issue." Lucanis responded. 

"Everyone, once we get in there, we get the Rainbow Nugbubu and we hold on to them. These scalpers and collectors are out of pocket and will try to snatch them." Ellana continued with her plan. 

"Wait, I doubt Fletcher would let this happen." Emmrich said. 

"Oh Emmrich, Ellana, Bellara and I have been to these openings and they do get this bad. That's why we have a plan." Rook replied.

As soon as they made it to the entrance of Fletcher's shop, they made a beeline for the Rainbow Nugbubus while Lucanis and some of the students made a mad dash for the clothing and accessories. The store was in complete chaos. As soon as an angry customer tried to pry Bellara's Rainbow Nugbubu from her hand; Ellana sprayed the woman with bear mace in her eyes when she noticed said woman grabbing Bellara. Security had to restrain the woman and arrest her. Meanwhile Viago got his Rainbow Nugbubu for Teia and the most expensive clothing and accessories for the collectible. One of the students noticed. 

"What, Teia loves these things." He said. The student shrugged and grabbed the Nugbubu on the shelf. Rook and Emmrich in the meantime held on to their Rainbow Nugbubus. As soon as they were going to pay, a man pushed Rook into the counter to make her drop her Nugbubu but she quickly grabbed it and held it tight. When she looked at the man that pushed her, she paused in shock.

"GREGOIR?!" She shouted. 

The brown haired man turned around and looked at Rook. He froze immediately.

"Laila?! What are you doing here?!" He said. 

"Buying a Nugbubu! Did you fucking push me?!" She asked angrily.

"I didn't know it was you!" He said, "Look, I need the Rainbow Nugbubu that's in your hands." Gregoir said.

"Let me guess, for Jolene." Rook said annoyingly. 

"Eh, well, Jolene broke up with me because I told her that I fell in love with my coworker, Erica." Gregoir sheepishly said. 

"So she finally saw through what a piece of shit you are." Rook said. 

"Darling, is this man bothering you?" Emmrich asked. 

Gregoir eyed Emmrich and Rook together and burst out in laughter. 

"Wow, Laila, you've really let yourself go all these years, so much so that you're with an old man! I'm so glad I ditched your ass on your wedding day!"

Rook began to cry and Emmrich was furious. Ellana, Bellara, Viago and Lucanis ran over to assist Rook but Lucanis and Viago had to hold Ellana back from attacking him. 

"How dare you." Emmrich said as he walked up to Gregoir. It was then Gregoir realized his mistake. He looked up at Emmrich and realized he was taller than him and was deceptively stronger than him. 

"How dare you speak to the woman I love this way. How dare you disrespect anyone  you share the same space with. It's no surprise that your ex left you. You are the biggest piece of shit I have ever had the displeasure of sharing a space with. I am glad that you left Laila for the only reason that I get to cherish, love and treat her the way she deserves to be treated. And I intend to marry her one day. The audacity you have to even speak to her after what you did. I recommend that you leave at this moment and do not look back." Emmrich in a calm but firm tone.

Gregoir was deeply offended and hurt at the realization that Emmrich was right about him. In his anger and hurt he decided to punch Emmrich in the face. The punch landed in his eye. At seeing Emmrich get hurt, Rook's rage intensified as she ran over to stop Gregoir from landing another punch on Emmrich. She blocked his punch, grabbed his arm and broke it in front of everyone. Gregoir fell to the floor screaming. 

"You fucking bitch!" He shouted, "You fucked my arm up all for this senior citizen!"

"55 is not old you asshole! I had hoped to never see your busted ass face ever again. I had hoped that I would never run into you again but here we are. And now I am going to read you like filth. I loved you and supported you and your dreams. I took care of you and encouraged you to go for what you wanted. Instead, you used me, took advantage of me, demeaned and degraded me at every turn. The day you left me at the altar, I was devastated but now, it was the best fucking thing that ever happened to me because I finally was able to stop putting my life on hold and do what I wanted to do. YOU held me back, YOU thought you won but the reality is YOU LOST. Jolene finally came to her senses and got rid of your crusty ass! The day after you left me, I warned Jolene that you were going to do the same shit to her that you did to me and I'm glad she finally got rid of your stupid ass. You are not lonely enough and I hope you end up alone for the rest of your life and die alone. You are a blight on humanity and quite frankly the world will be a much better place once you are forgotten and never remembered. The library is closed." Laila said looking down on Gregoir. 

Gregoir began sobbing in front of her as security took him away. The paramedics and Templars were called. The paramedics took Gregoir to Treviso Community Medical Center while some of the Templars accompanied them. The other EMTs and Templars stayed behind to take statements. Rook was preparing to go to Jail with the Templars until one of them came up to her and Emmrich. 

"Dr. Ingellvar?" The intimidating Qunari woman said.

"Yes?" Rook responded as she stood up and held her hands out as if she was going to be arrested.

The Qunari Templar chuckled and gently put Rook's hands down. "Dr. Ingellvar, based on witness accounts, security footage and statements from you, Mr. Volkarin and Mr. Gregoir Shitto, you acted in self-defense. Mr. Shitto pushed you first and he struck Mr. Volkarin so you were within your rights, per Antivan Law to defend yourself. However, we want to know if you and Mr. Volkarin would like to press charges against Mr. Shitto. He assaulted you both and battered Mr. Volkarin."

Rook looked at Emmrich. Gregoir left a huge shiner on his left eye. She caressed his cheek and kissed his forehead. He held her hand and kissed it. 

"We would like to press charges." Rook said. 

"Okay, I will let my colleagues know and we will prepare a jail cell for Mr. Shitto. You both will have to come back to Treviso for the trial, but we can work with you both." She said. 

"Thank you." Rook said. 

She sighed as she sat back down with Emmrich. She looked at him, all of her tears cried out.

"Did you mean it?" She asked quietly, looking at Emmrich.

"Mean what my dear?" He asked wincing in pain over his eye.

"That, you love and cherish me. That you intend to marry me one day?" She asked quietly and nervously.

"Every word, my love. I want to marry you one day. I was hoping we would have this discussion privately but...well...it didn't work out the way I wanted it to." Emmrich said sadly.

Rook smiled and started shedding tears of joy. "Oh Emmrich, I want to marry you one day too. I love you." 

She kissed and held Emmrich gently. 

"My darling, let us go back to the Chantry and get our blessings from the Necromancer and the Mage." He said. 

Knowing exactly what Emmrich was referring to, Rook took his hand and ran out of the store to head back to the Chantry. Lucanis noticed that they left their Nugbubus and other items behind. He went to pay for it but Fletcher stopped him.

"No, no, it's on me." Fletcher said.

"Fletcher, the least I can do is pay for it." He said.

"Please, your friends gave me free publicity! The video of the fight went viral and now I have so many orders, I had to close the shop early to get my team to start shipping the orders out!" They exclaimed.

"Oh shit, if it's viral...then one our students posted it." Bellara said.

"Oh Solas is not going to be happy about this." Ellana said.

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Solas tapped his fingers on his laptop as he reviewed the video and compared the security footage obtained from Fletcher's Emporium from the news report. His brow furrowed listening to the news segment while Ellana, Lucanis, and Bellara were sitting across from him, slightly anxious on how he was going to react. He then switched to the trip's group chat and the unanimous consensus from the chat sided with Dr. Ingellvar and Professor Volkarin.

While laws have certain nuances and differences based on the respective countries around Thedas, the Thedosian Law states that if a citizen or non-citizen is attacked by someone, they have the right to defend themselves in whatever means necessary. Solas spent hours speaking with the Board of Trustees regarding the incident. Surprisingly, they were understanding of the incident and checked with legal to see if this could potentially harm the University's reputation. Thankfully, the Legal and Public Relations Department said that since the comments were in favor of Dr. Ingellvar and Professor Volkarin, it would only help bolster the University's reputation and even add more prospective students to enroll.

So why was Solas still upset? His faculty were not in trouble, he was not in trouble, no one broke the law. The perpetrator was charged and is being held in Jail. He wanted to find out all of the details from the parties involved to confirm his observations. 

He closed his laptop and looked at the three chaperones that were witness to the incident that occurred and went viral. The three chaperones were anxious because they knew Solas was upset and whenever he was upset, he would be what the students call, "a mean ass bitch." 

He sighed as he held his cheek with his hand. "Okay, start from the beginning,"

As the three were getting ready to speak, Solas added, "One at a time, please."

Lucanis and Bellara looked at Ellana's direction, she turned to them and then to Solas. She then looked at them again, "Really?! Fuck you both! Fine! I'll go first! Vhenan, you know I love the Nugbubus and I collect them,"

"Yes Vhenan, they are on your collector's shelf in our bedroom. I know you sing to them when you look at them and give them kisses. You call them 'little babies.'" Solas replied. 

Ellana turned red as she pouted in anger at her husband's smarmy look. Lucanis and Bellara tried to stifle a laugh. She composed herself as she continued with her story. "So at breakfast this morning, Bellara, Rook and I decided to see if we could purchase the Limited Edition Rainbow Nugbubu. They have been on backorder everywhere in Thedas, except for Antiva since they got the Nugbubus late, though, Antiva prefers the Griffonbous and to be fair, they are super cute too..."

"Vhenan..." Solas interrupted.

"Right! Sorry! So some of the students also approached us and asked if they could come with us and we said sure. So after the tour at the Chantry and that very sweet Stained Glass image of the Mage and the Necromancer, Bellara, Rook and I were in the gift shop, purchasing gifts. Rook purchased a big landscape to be sent back to Vorgoth. It's a really cute landscape. It has bright, beautiful flowers with a cottage and puppies and kitties playing. Vorgoth loves cute things in landscapes. It's a lovely piece..."

"Vhenan, I love you but please..." Solas said, getting exasperated with his wife.

"Vhenan, the details are important because they add flavor to the story. Let me tell it the way I want to or no more sex on this trip!" Ellana explained.

Solas took less than a moment to weigh his options; sex with his wife was always lovely and fun, but getting to the point was also important, but he loved sex more. "You've been hanging out with Varric way too much, my love, but proceed."

"Thank you. So, after we were done, we went to get some drinks and snacks since we would be waiting in line, which admittedly was very organized and kudos to Fletcher running a tight ship." Ellana said.

"Fletcher doesn't play when it comes to these events. Any big release, as soon as they find out, they begin to set everything up, security, lines, employees, items that will be shipped, you name it. It's why Fletcher's Emporium is so popular among collectors." Lucanis added. 

"That's why we were so excited to go to their Emporium, we have never been and it didn't disappoint, it's a beautiful shop. Anyway, Professor Volkarin and Dr. Ingellvar were in line with us, trying to be professional but it was impossible because they are so disgustingly lovey dovey that its so cringe, but sweet. We get to the store and go and get the Rainbow Nugbubus and hold on to them tightly. An angry, middle aged woman tried to grab Bellara's and Bellara got scared so I used bear mace on her." Ellana explained.

"Wait, Vhenan, how were you able to get bear mace through security at the airport?" Solas asked with concerned.

"Vhenan, my job allows me to protect myself, remember, I also carry my permit with me. As a Federal Agent, I am allowed to carry self-defense weapons." Ellana explained.

"Oh that's right! I forgot you worked for the TBI." Bellara exclaimed, "Thanks for saving me from that lady, she was wild."

"You are welcome Bellara. Anyway, we were shopping with the students and getting other items when I heard Rook and Gregoir talking." Ellana explained. 

That was the name that got Solas' attention. It confirmed what he suspected.

"We all ran over to help Rook and Emmrich because we knew shit was going to hit the fan. As I got closer, I saw that chopped, trifling ass bitch, Gregoir insulting Rook and Emmrich as he went to help her. He stood in front of her to protect her. He read Gregoir's ass for filth in front of everyone. Gregoir, being the little ho he is, started crying and then punched Emmrich in the eye! I wanted to throttle him, right then and there but Lucanis and Viago held me back. You should have let me fuck him up!" Ellana exclaimed.

"No, restraining you was the right call because you would have killed him." Lucanis said. 

"Well duh, he deserves it!" Ellana snapped. 

"Ellana, you'd be in jail right now, not here retelling the story." Bellara reasoned. 

"Fine, but when I see his dusty ass, it's on fucking sight." She conceded. 

"Lucanis, Dr. Lutere, did you see that Gregoir pushed Dr. Ingellvar to the floor?" Solas asked. 

"Si, he did and that's when we made our way over to her and Emmrich. No lie, seeing Emmrich verbally destroy Gregoir was very sexy." Lucanis commented.

"Dean Lavellan, why did you ask us to come and speak with you about this incident?" Bellara asked nervously.

Solas thought for a moment, he wasn't mad at his friends/colleagues and his wife. He was really mad at Gregoir.

"Why didn't you call me and Varric the minute you saw Gregoir?! He is way overdue for the ass beating of his life!" Solas exclaimed, "Ever since he made my Vhenan's best friend cry, ruin her special day and break her heart, Varric, Dorian, Bull and I have been secretly plotting his ass whooping for a long time! Now I can't even kick him in the balls like I have always wanted to! I had to witness all of it via the internet and not live like I wanted to! I wanted to be part of the action and Lucanis, fuck you for restraining Ellana because seeing her kick terrible people's asses is so hot you have no idea!" Solas complained.

"Eh, actually I do know how hot it is to see your spouse kick someone's ass so you have a point." Lucanis conceded. 

"That's what you're so upset about?!" Ellana shouted, "Vhenan, I have told you many times that this is Rook's battle and she stood up for herself and handled it like the fucking queen she is! You should be proud of her for destroying Gregoir's self-esteem and ego. You, Varric, Dorian and Bull need to let this revenge fantasy go because you were not the injured party, Rook was and it is her choice on how she handles it. I know you love her and care about her in your own...Solas way but you need to let it go. She took care of it. You should be proud of her like we are." 

Solas took a deep breath and sighed. Ellana was right and truthfully, he was very proud of and happy for Rook for standing up for herself and confronting what had hurt her. He knew that it took a lot of courage for her to do it. He leaned back in his seat and decided that this meeting was over. 

"Lucanis and Bellara, you can leave. I do need to speak with Ellana alone." Solas said.

"Okay boss." Lucanis said.

"See you tomorrow, Ellana, Dean Lavellan." Bellara waved as she and Lucanis left the room. 

Solas looked at Ellana as she stared back at him.

"So...am I sleeping on the couch tonight?" Solas asked nervously.

Ellana couldn't stay annoyed at him for long, especially when he pleaded with his eyes. She loved him dearly, but she acknowledged that he can be a massive idiot. 

"You arranged this meeting on purpose didn't you?" She asked.

"I can't put anything past you, my love." He said as he walked over to her, kneeled in front of her and put his head on her lap and held her as she gently caressed his head.

"Solas, we've been married for almost two decades," she said.

"I know you and Rook have known each other before we met at Varric's game night. I know that she is like a younger sister to you." He said as he relaxed.

"Well, she is by only a few years. I know you mean well, but, your execution needs work." Ellana said. 

"I don't want her or anyone to experience that heartbreak and humiliation ever again. I was so heartbroken for her when that happened to her." He said. 

"Because it happened to you and Mythal didn't it?" Ellana asked. 

"Yes and I was young and foolish. And yet you still chose me. Even when I was still picking up the pieces myself." Solas said. 

"Because you saw me, the real me and didn't run. Love is messy, simple and complicated but I love you and I will always pick you." Ellana said.

Solas leaned up and gave her a sweet kiss on the lips. He then looked at her with adoring eyes. "And you will always be my first choice."

She smiled at him touched her forehead with his. 

"By the way, where are Rook and Emmrich?" Solas asked.

"Oh! They went to the Chantry to recieve the blessings from the Mage and Necromancer." Ellana answered.

"They are so bad at hiding their affections for each other. The students already have bets placed when they will get engaged and or married. Though to be fair, we have our own bets placed too." Solas conceded.

"Should we update the other chat and let them know what happened?" Ellana asked. 

"They've all likely seen the video by now. We do have to keep a closer eye on Rook and Emmrich for the remainder of this trip. They are very popular with the Antivan Citizens." Solas replied. 

Solas and Ellana then heard their phone notifications going off from the other chat.

🍆Operation Kiss, Kiss, Fall In Love Chat🦪

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANY OF YOU TELL ME AND BULL THAT GREGOIR WAS IN TREVISO?!

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: WTF YOU GODDAMN ACADEMIC HOBO! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME, VARRIC, AND KADAN!!!

LaceyScout: GREGOIR WAS IN TREVISO?! Solas! Ellana! You were supposed to tell all of us! I thought we were your friends! What the fuck?! 

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: We can still fuck him up Lace; Lucanis which jail is he in, I just want to talk...

DungeonDaddyTethras: CHUCKLES?!! WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU FORGOT ABOUT OUR PLAN?! OUR HILARIOUSLY AWESOME PLAN THAT WE CONCOTED 15 YEARS AGO?! THE ONE THAT WE WOULD ENACT IF HE CROSSED OUR PATHS AGAIN?! 

Solas and Ellana sighed. It was going to be a long night.

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🍆Operation Kiss, Kiss, Fall In Love Chat🦪

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANY OF YOU TELL ME AND BULL THAT GREGOIR WAS IN TREVISO?!

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: WTF YOU GODDAMN ACADEMIC HOBO! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME, VARRIC, AND KADAN!!!

LaceyScout: GREGOIR WAS IN TREVISO?! Solas! Ellana! You were supposed to tell all of us! I thought we were your friends! What the fuck?! 

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: We can still fuck him up Lace; Lucanis which jail is he in, I just want to talk...

DungeonDaddyTethras: CHUCKLES?!! WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU FORGOT ABOUT OUR PLAN?! OUR HILARIOUSLY AWESOME PLAN THAT WE CONCOCTED 15 YEARS AGO?! THE ONE THAT WE WOULD ENACT IF HE CROSSED OUR PATHS AGAIN?! 

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: LUCANIS, BRO WHERE IS GREGOIR AT?! I JUST WANNA TALK!

TrueCrimeQueen: Luc, is everyone all right?! I saw the video online!

The_Crow_King: Taash No! Cariño everyone is all right.

KingViago: Yes, we are all unscathed somehow. Teia, I got your Nugbubu with the outfits you wanted.

😘Teia😘: Gracias Cariño, but are you and everyone all right? That video was intense and horrifying.

KingViago: Si Amor, we are all right. Have Rook and Emmrich returned to their hotel room yet?

Shathaan_Spill_Sesh: I haven't seen them come back yet. Emmrich's eye was very swollen and Rook was upset from what I saw in the video. I hope they're all right.

TheDreadWolf: They are fine, they are probably having alone time to process what happened.

GriffonDaddy: Solas, bro, seriously add me, Taash, Lace and the rest of us on the list to fuck Gregoir up. Nobody fucks with our friends and gets away with it. Though Gregoir getting his ass handed to him by Rook and Emmrich was chef's kiss.

TheDreadWolf: Will do Davrin, but right now, I want to give Rook and Emmrich some space. They've already had a rough day as is.

ILutere: Bellara, are you all right? I know these release days can be a lot.

Veil_JumperGirl: I'm fine Irelin. I'm more worried about Emmrich and Rook. I knocked on the door of his room just now and he didn't answer. They are likely still out. 

QueenLavellan: I'll send them both a text but don't be surprised if they don't respond right away.

DungeonDaddyTethras: I'm so fucking furious right now....

QueenLavellan: Varric...

DungeonDaddyTethras: Nah Inquisitor, I'm fucking mad. Of all the places that pock faced bitch had to show his busted ass face, it's on our fucking class trip where we're trying to have a great time and relax! I didn't need this shit! And Rook sure as fuck didn't need it either!

Veil_JumperGirl: Varric, Rook stood up for herself and Emmrich. She literally broke Gregoir's arm, finishing the fight he tried to start.

DungeonDaddyTethras:........

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: Varric, we all love Rook and Emmrich. I know we had a secret plan to fuck Gregoir up but we should be proud of her for standing up for herself. 

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: Kadan...I still want to fuck his shit up though. Like I'm proud of Rook and all that, but I still wanna destroy his chopped ass. Hey Taash, got room for this old dude?

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Come and join us! Tama, do you know the jail Gregoir's in?

Shathaan_Spill_Sesh: No Taash, don't break into the Treviso jail to kick someone's ass! That goes for you too Lace! Your mom will be angry with me if you do this.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Fine Tama, but I'll complain about it the entire time!

LaceyScout:....Okay, fine, we'll stay at home and continue our Veil of Time marathon.

The_Crow_King: Honestly I want to fuck Gregoir up too but I think Rook may have detached his arm completely off when she broke it...

THEIRONFUCKINGBULL: YOOOOO HOLY SHIT!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SPECIFY THAT PART?!

Mr.Sexy_Sparkler: Holy fuck! 😱

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON?!

GriffonDaddy:.....goddamn....I ain't fucking with Rook when she's angry.

KingViago: We were all stunned when it happened. I know Rook makes jokes and is very friendly but it was a rage that I have never seen her display before. It was terrifying. Gregoir would be lucky they are able to reattach his arm.

QueenLavellan: Can you imagine the 15 years of rage and pain that she's held for so long. She didn't want to see him again because she wasn't sure how she would react. She began to cry because he brought that pain up to her. The minute he hurt Emmrich, something switched instantly. She just lunged at him and broke his arm. I've known her since she was a college freshman, when I was finishing my bachelor's and started working for the TBI. I have never seen her snap like that. I think she reached her breaking point and got sick and tired of being treated horribly and honestly, I don't blame her. I'm amazed she didn't snap sooner, but here we are.

DungeonDaddyTethras: I just didn't want it to get to that point and I didn't want it to happen on this trip. Ellana, you and I know that Rook has a fire but this is something else entirely. I'm proud of her for standing up for herself, but I wish it didn't go down the way that it did. Knowing her, she likely feels bad and is too scared to talk to Bones.

Veil_JumperGirl: If there's a silver lining to all of this, Emmrich admitted publicly that he plans to marry Rook and she was so touched and very keen on the idea. The last I know, they went to the Chantry to get their blessings from the Necromancer and the Mage. 

TheDreadWolf: If there is one thing I am certain about is that Emmrich loves her deeply and she loves him. I'm waiting for them to return to discuss what happened and check in on them. I know I was upset that I couldn't kick Gregoir's ass but I'm glad Rook stood up for herself. Gregoir better hope he didn't lose an arm. 

QueenLavellan: He's lucky that's all he loses...

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Emmrich and Rook walked together hand in hand through the bustling streets of Treviso. They were heading back to the Chantry for their blessings. Rook was silent and leaning close to Emmrich. She didn't know what to say to him. She couldn't believe that she broke Gregoir's arm. She couldn't believe that he hurt Emmrich. Something snapped inside her where she saw red and only red at the sight of Gregoir punching Emmrich in the eye. It was a rage that had been simmering, like a volcano waiting to erupt at the most unexpected moment. Emmrich sensed Rook's silence and hesitancy to talk about what just happened so he didn't push, he just held her.

As soon as they reached the doors of the Chantry, they quietly went inside and walked to the stained glasswork of the Necromancer and the Mage. It's beauty and colors still shining inside the Chantry. They both sat down and looked up at the figures. Rook sat next to Emmrich and silent tears began streaming from her face again. That's when she found the courage to finally speak. 

"I've held this pain, this rage, this sadness for a long time. It is now that I realize I should have been angrier earlier. I have been asleep for so long. I should have seen it coming when I first met Gregoir. He was the same then as he is now. I was so young, so stupid when I met him. I was 18 and it was my first year in college. I was on my own for the first time and there I met Gregoir at a campus event. He was a little bit older but I didn't really pay attention to how he was speaking to me at the time. I thought he was charming and funny and nice." She confessed as tears continued to fall.

Emmrich didn't say a word but he listened to Rook. He wanted to give her space to express what she's been going through.

"In the 5 years we were together, he changed, little by little. At first it was the passive agressive comments, then it was the weaponized incompetence, followed up with teaming up with my mother to tear at my self-esteem. He discouraged from me wanting to continue my education, my career, my dreams. When he left me at the altar, I was devastated. Not because I didn't get married, but because this suffering, this hoping he would change, was all for nothing. This relationship was all for nothing and I should have seen it so much sooner. I was so stupid to have been fooled like this. That's the crux of my rage. I should have been smarter, angrier, I shouldn't have been asleep like I was. It took me so long to free myself and heal and now, I feel like all of that work, went down the drain." She confessed. 

Emmrich gently put his hand on her shoulder then pulled her close. "My Darling, I am so sorry for what you've endured. It wasn't your fault then and it isn't now. What Gregoir did to you was abuse." He said as he held her. 

"I know it was abuse and emotional abuse is hard to prove in court but it took me so long to heal. Emmrich, when he hit you, I snapped. I couldn't take it." She said looking at him.

"My darling, you protected me and stood up for yourself. I love you and I'm proud of you. I'm proud to know and love you. You are an incredible woman who has been through so much and yet remained so kind, funny, brilliant and vibrant in a world that would have destroyed many others. And that is a strength that you should be proud of having." Emmrich said as he held her face.

Rook gave him a small, but nervous smile. "Are you sure you still want to marry me, after all of this?" She asked. 

Emmrich smiled and kissed her gently. "Yes, I have never been more sure of anything in my life. We can discuss it more when we return to Nevarra. Right now, we need to ask the Necromancer and Mage to bless our union."

They both stood up from the pew and walked up to the stained glass window. They laced their fingers together and looked up at the work of art, silently asking for a blessing of their union. A few minutes later, a pretty white light with hints of blue and pink shined on them. Emmrich and Rook were mesmerized by the beauty of the reflection shining on them. Emmrich remembered the last detail that Viago said about the local story-

"If the white light shines upon you both with hints of blue and pink, that means the Necromancer and Mage are happy with the union and have blessed you with joy and abundance. This is rare but it has happened before. Good luck, Emmrich."

They both turned to look at each other and smiled. They kissed each other passionately and then touched their foreheads to each other.

"Whatever we face, we will face it together, my love. I will support you and love you no matter what. I am here for you." He said softly.

Rook smiled as he kissed her. They took one look back at the stained glass window and then left the Chantry. Rook and Emmrich decided that since the night was still young, they would go sit down and a have a nice dinner on the way back to their hotel where they could relax and enjoy the rest of their evening. 

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Emmrich and Rook were walking the streets of Treviso and enjoying the nighttime sights. While Emmrich thought it would be romantic to take a gondola to have dinner at El Nido Cafe, he remembered that it wouldn't be the best idea considering how their first night on the trip ended up. They kept walking until they saw a billboard featuring Rook, Bellara and Ellana in stunning outfits. 

"Oh! Marla and Chance's campaign is out! I look so beautiful! Bellara and Ellana look amazing too! I need to take a picture and send it to the chat!" Rook exclaimed as she took photos.

Emmrich beamed in pride at how stunning his love looked in the campaign. Especially in the voluminous, lilac dress which adorned the center of the billboard. He looked at her with pride and adoration.

"You are truly ravishing my love. Bellara and Ellana look so stunning too! I think the group will love the campaign!" Emmrich commented.

"Oh I'm sure! There are also photos of us modeling the lingerie but those are for their website." Rook said casually.

Emmrich's ears perked up at the mention of Rook modeling lingerie.

"Oh? Do you happen to have copies of these photos?" He smirked with a mischievous glint in his eye.

Rook blushed and giggled, "Of course I do! I asked Chance and Marla to give me all of the photos. As a momento. I want to put it in my album." 

"That sounds lovely! Perhaps you could give me copies of said photos as well?" Emmrich asked, feigning innocence.

Rook knew what game he was playing and laughed, "How could I not? How could I say no to you?" She said as she wrapped her arms around Emmrich and kissed him.

They held each other for a moment before they moved on. By the time they reached El Nido Cafe, the waiters and management staff recognized Rook and Emmrich and led them to a private booth. Once they placed their orders they continued to talk. 

"Laila, how are you doing? I know today was exhausting and taxing for you." Emmrich asked, concern furrowing his brow.

Rook was struggling to put into words how she was truly feeling. She was a tempest of emotions. Vulnerable, relief, perceived, seen, terrified, angry, confused, smitten. Feelings that are complex, contradictory but no less real for her.

"I don't know. It's a lot of things. I hate that you got hurt, I hate that you saw a side of me that was frightening." She said softly. 

Emmrich winced when he touched his left eye. It was swollen, bruised and painful but at least his eye was fine. Despite the fact he got hurt, it was worth it because he would gladly protect Rook and do his best to take as many blows that may come their way.

"Darling, I'm not afraid of you and nothing you do will ever make me run away from you. I understand the hurt and pain you have been holding for years and I can't blame you. Truthfully, I don't know how I would have reacted, but I don't fault you either. And truthfully, he attacked you first by pushing you. It was self-defense." He said. 

Rook gave a small smile but was still trying to process everything that happened today. It was strange. While she acknowledged that breaking Gregoir's arm was wrong, she also felt a strange weight lifted off of her. A grief that she had been holding and hiding, unleashed and erupted for the world to see in the form of a rage that had been quietly simmering beneath the surface. The grief and rage spilled for the world and now she feels lighter but open and more vulnerable than she has ever been before. Emmrich sensed that she was uneasy and processing everything, so he reached for her hand and held it in his.

"Darling, take all the time you need. I know it was so much thrown on you and you handled it the best you could under the circumstances." He said. 

She sighed and smiled at his silent but loving gesture, "Thank you, for loving me, for wanting me, even when I'm not doing well."

Emmrich gave a sad smile, "I've been where you are at. I didn't go so far to break someone's arm but I have dealt with any and all emotions you are dealing with. Ever since I lost my parents at a young age, I have been so scared of dying. While I spoke to my fellow Watchers about it, I knew speaking to a professional would be the best course. While I was taking the time to heal and unpack my fear and trauma, I gave my heart and love to people who couldn't appreciate it or didn't know how to process it. And I know I can be a lot for people. Strangely, Johanna, while she has her own issues, she always saw what the real issue was at hand. She always told me that I need to heal and focus on myself. The irony of it not lost on me considering she's still dealing with her own issues."

Rook listened intently and then recalled something that Bellara told her a long time ago when she asked about Emmrich before they began dating.

"Wasn't your last relationship with Professor Strife?" Rook asked quietly, fearing the answer.

"Oh yes. While Strife and I had a lovely time together, we wanted different things in life. I wanted to settle down, he wanted to travel more and in the end, while our love and admiration for each other is deep, we weren't the right people for each other. We are still friends. Funny enough, he was the healthiest relationship that I had, well until I met you." He said with honesty and transparency.

Rook was relieved at the response. It was an honest and open response and not what she expected. She chuckled at the mention of Professor Strife.

"So you're going to laugh, I had a crush on Professor Strife. I asked him out, he was flattered but he said no. This was last year I believe. Now he and I laugh about it." Rook admitted with a giggle.

Emmrich was shocked to hear that admission but he laughed as well, "Well, we were already long separated at that time and to be fair, he is an attractive man so no surprises there."

They laughed at Rook's admission about her infatuation with Strife and settled into easy chatter when their food arrived. They thanked the waiter and continued to talk as they were enjoying their meal.

"So, my album, I started it almost 6 months after Gregoir ended everything with me. I decided that this album would be full of my life and experiences without him. It's a really big album full of art and photos of myself, my friends, places I've been to and seen. I promised myself that I would continue live my life with as much fervor and grace as I can and it's a really cool album too. When we get back to Nevarra, I would like to show it to you. I want to include photos of us in it." Rook explained. 

Emmrich felt his chest get warm and his heart flutter. He had never expected to be included in Rook's life so quickly and so deeply, but yet, it felt so right. He reached for her hands and held them gently. 

"Oh Darling, I would love nothing more than to see your album but don't feel pressured to add me until you are ready." He said.

"I want you in my album as it is a record of my life and I want you in my life too." She said.

Emmrich brought her hands and kissed her knuckles. They both finished their meals and waited for the check. 

"I wonder how Solas is going to react." Rook said, "I can't imagine he will be pleased about all of this."

"Hopefully the Dean will see reason when we explain everything to him." Emmrich replied.

**********

Solas was pacing anxiously at the lobby bar, much to the chagrin of Ellana. 

"Solas, please stop pacing. Rook texted me back saying they are on the way back to the hotel. Come sit with me and have your ridiculously delicious and overpriced drink that you ordered." Ellana said.

He sighed and sat next to his wife and took small sips of his drink.

"Better?" She asked, arching her brows.

"I can't tell if this is worse than Tevinter or Arlathan National Park, or all of them combined." He said as he took another sip of his drink.

Ellana slightly rolled her eyes then smiled. "All things considered and from the feedback I recieved, the students, chaperones and staff have said this is the best trip they've been on. Julian said this is the most fun and he's been on all three trips."

"Julian enjoys the drama and chaos of the trips and then makes memes of it." Solas said as he took a generous gulp of his ridiculously delicious but overpriced drink.

"Vhenan, please pace yourself, we don't want another Tevinter Cobbled Swan Karaoke Night again." Ellana cautioned.

"Vhenan, I am perfectly capable of handling my liquor. Besides, it was Karaoke night. It was fun." He said, as he began to feel a slight buzz.

"You sang 'Hot To Go' off key, misspelled the words and then sang 'Pink Pony Club,' forgot the lyrics and then asked Dorian to finish the song because you threw up halfway through the song in front of the students." Ellana recalled.

"Hey! It was a fun night and everyone had a great time." He slightly slurred. He took another generous drink. 

"I'm sorry we didn't tell you about Gregoir, but we didn't know he was going to be here; everything happened so fast!" Ellana said as she was failing desperately to get Solas to pace himself.

"Vhhhenaaaaaan, issssss totally finnnne. IT wassssss Rooooook's thingy." He slurred. 

"Oh no, Solas, please drink some water!" Ellana said as she gave him another glass full.

He drank a small amount of water, but finished the rest of his deliciously, overprcied, alcoholic drink in one large gulp. As soon as he finished, he heard Rook and Emmrich walking into the hotel lobby. He turned around and looked for them. Once he spotted them, he got up to greet them. 

"ROOOOOOOOOK, EMMMMMYYYYYYYYY! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII......." He slurred.

Rook and Emmrich were taken aback by the Dean being drunk and slurring his speech. He then hugged them both. Ellana ran over to pull Solas off of them. 

"HoW YA dOinG?" He slurred loudly as he was struggling to maintain his balance while Ellana was holding him up.

Emmrich and Rook looked at Solas like a halla in headlights. 

"We're fine, Dean Lavellan, have you been drinking?" Emmrich asked.

"It wassss onnnnnnnnnneeeeee drinky drinky drinksssssss." He replied, "Lissen, Immma telll youuuuuuuu that, I thinnnnk you and Rooook are puurrrfect togetha today." He slurred as Ellana was holding him up.

"Solas, level with me....however you can, are Emmrich and I in trouble?" Rook asked while trying to keep up with a very inebriated Solas. 

Solas pressed his index finger on Rook's lips. "Shhhhhhh, no words," he said softly, "You're fine....pink pony club, imma keep on dancing at the pink pony club, pink pony club." 

"Oh dear," Emmrich said.

"I think he's really done." Rook said.

"I'm so sorry, what Solas is trying to say is that you're both fine. The Board understands the situation and you're fine. He's upset he wasn't there to see you break Gregoir's arm." Ellana said quickly as she was struggling to keep Solas from falling over. 

"Okay." Rook said as she and Emmrich looked at each other then quickly looked back at Solas. 

"H-O-T-T-O-G-O-Y-M-C-A AY!" Solas sang loudly. Solas then felt very sick and then threw up on Emmrich, well specifically his shirt. Emmrich and Rook stood there, shocked, in silence. 

"Oh shit, I'm sorry, let me get some naplins." Solas slurred. He barely managed to walk to the bar to grab the tiny napkins and started to try and clean the mess on Emmrich's shirt. 

"This is Tevinter all over again." Ellana shook her head, "I am so sorry Rook, Emmrich."

Emmrich and Rook were still quiet until Rook said, "So, he ordered the Dread Wolf again?"

"He did. He really never drinks unless on vacation." Ellana explained as she grabbed a towel to help clean the blue vomit off of Emmrich's shirt. The housekeeping crew from the hotel showed up to clean the vomit landed on the floor.

"Oh, I didn't know the Dread Wolf was blue, I thought it was a darker color." Emmrich said.

"I think we should get back to our rooms." Ellana said, flustered and embarrassed.

"I'm sorry Emmrich, I wuv you, promise you won't hate me in the morning!" Solas said as Ellana dragged him to the elevator to their room.

"Laila, darling, pardon me for saying this but, what the fuck just happened?" Emmrich asked.

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As soon as Rook and Emmrich settled into their room for the night, they were still befuddled over what occurred to them a couple of hours ago. 

"I can't believe my boss threw up on you..." Rook said incredulously. 

"I'm still trying to process what happened. I didn't think Dean Lavellan was the type to party." Emmrich replied, still confused.

"Solas and I go way back because Ellana and I are besties. I was the Maid of Honor at their wedding and let me tell you, the man loves his karaoke. Drunk or sober, he will sing his heart out. Did you know that he sang their song at their wedding?" Rook commented.

Emmrich chuckled, "Oh dear, what song did he sing?"

"He sang 'Never Gonna Give You Up.' 'A+' for effort but when he got the part where there were high notes, it sounded like a wolf howling out of tune. At that point I had to put in ear plugs because the pitch was so high. I didn't think that was possible!" Rook recalled.

Emmrich burst out laughing, "Wow, I don't want to hear him sing if he hits those notes."

"Ellana didn't mind, she thought it was sweet but the rest of us had to pop in ear plugs. Also the speakers were not connecting with the mic and the feedback was rough." Rook cringed as she recalled.

"Oh my," Emmrich laughed, "I never see that side of Solas. He's taciturn at work but I never imagined him to participate in something social. He strikes me as an introvert." 

"Solas is interesting in that regard. He is introverted, but around the people he knows and in social settings, he's sociable. It's a switch he has." Rook explained.

"That is rather fascinating." Emmrich said.

"I like Solas, but he has his moments that he can be bitchy. Like all of us from time to time." Rook said.

"People are people. They're complicated and messy." Emmrich agreed. 

Rook leaned over to cuddle with Emmrich in their bed. As she rested her head on his chest, he held her close to him. 

"What did you imagine your wedding to be like if you got married?" She asked.

"I thought I would get married at the Memorial Gardens in the Necropolis. I still do." He replied.

Rook smiled as she gently squeezed him, "My mom pressured me to have my wedding at the Chantry but I didn't want that. I wanted to marry at the Memorial Gardens or elope because I'm not the most devout. Also it was super expensive getting married at the Chantry. They wanted a huge tithe."

"Those Chantry weddings don't pay for themselves." Emmrich quppied.

"They really don't." Rook replied, "Now, I'll be happy to just be married and have someone to grow old with. Doesn't matter where in all honesty."

Emmrich smiled and held Rook. He kissed her on her forehead. "Hypothetically, if you and I were to get married, what would your dream wedding be?"

"I wanted it to be at the Memorial Gardens or someplace with a lot of florals." Rook replied.

"I don't see why we can't do that." He chuckled.

Rook looked up at him and kissed him gently. She went back to snuggle with him. As they were getting ready to go to bed, their phones began to pop off with notifications from their shared chat group.

✨️Tales of Thedas Party Chat✨️

Veil_JumperGirl: OMG SOLAS IS SO DRUNK!!!

DungeonDaddyTethras: Chuckles is drunk again?!

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Wait, slow down! The Egg is wasted?!

LacyScout: Please don't tell me he sang again....

Veil_JumperGirl: The whole hotel block can hear him sing, he's that loud!

EVolkarin: He was inebriated to the point that he threw up on my favorite shirt. I had to throw it out.

DungeonDaddyTethras: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I think Chuckles finally lost it.

TheRookie: Wait is he still singing?! 

Veil_JumperGirl: Yes! He was singing "Pink Pony Club" and now he's singing a song about liking big butts and he cannot lie and the others cannot deny.

PINeve: You mean "Baby Got Back?"

Veil_JumperGirl: Yes! That's the one!

GriffonDaddy: Classic bop that still slaps to this day.

The_Crow_King: That's a song that gets everyone dancing. Viago is the master at twerking.

GriffonDaddy: Shut the fuck up! 🤣 Viago is a twerk queen?! 🤣

The_Crow_King: Oh yes. Get a few drinks in him and he tears up the dance floor. Teia tries to compete with him but she can't keep up.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: The Egg has truly cracked. 🤣

PINeve: Luc, Amatus, do not remind me of the twerking contest at our wedding...

The_Crow_King: Cariño, you have to admit, it was really funny. And we have embarassing blackmail on Viago and Teia...

PINeve: Good point.

LaceyScout: Bellara, what song is he singing now?

DungeonDaddyTethras: He's singing "What's Up" now and oh shit, it has high notes...

TheRookie: Oh no, the high notes! I didn't pack any ear plugs! 

EVolkarin: Oh dear...our ears are going to be assailed this evening. 

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Tama is going to be so pissed. She hates her beauty sleep being interrupted.

PINeve: 🤣 Good luck, it sounds so funny.

DungeonDaddyTethras: He's hitting those high notes. The family is not amused.

The_Crow_King: I can hear the crows cawing in annoyance...

Veil_JumperGirl: Oh no, he's now singing "Nothing Compares 2 U"

TheRookie: Oh no, that means he's sobering up and is going to cry hysterically like a fog horn.

GriffonDaddy: Wait! How the fuck does that work?! How do you know his various stages of drunk?!

DungeonDaddyTethras: So Chuckles goes through phases of drunkenness. His tell of where he's at is through the songs he sings. He's super happy, friendly and flirty, so he sings fun songs. When he begins to sober up, he sings sad songs and then begins crying a lot. When he cries, it's really loud and then starts letting all of the stress out. Considering everything that has happened on the previous trips and this one, yeah it's going to be a doozy. Then when he's done, he falls asleep and looks like shit in the morning, so he wears sunglasses. 

GriffonDaddy: I'm guessing this has happened a lot.

TheRookie: Oh yeah, it's happened enough where we figured it out to a science. Or rather Varric figured it out and explained it to all of us. That's why Solas doesn't drink that much. If you can believe it, Elgar'nan is ten times worse than Solas. We keep Elgar'nan away from pianos because he will drunkenly play the piano and sing songs begging someone to love him and cry in the middle of singing and playing.

GriffonDaddy: Wow...no lie I want to see this mess. It sounds so cringe and hilarious at the same time.

Veil_JumperGirl: We do have our yearly Wintersend Party where friends and family are invited at the Golden Halla coming up later this year, so you may get your chance.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Of course Chuckles picked the Golden Halla this year. He loves Karaoke. 

PINeve: This I want to attend. 

EVolkarin: I want to witness this, for scientific purposes of course.

DungeonDaddyTethras: I'm attending for the same reason, Bones.

TheRookie: I can hear Ellana trying to calm him down now.

Veil_JumperGirl: What's he saying?!

EVolkarin: He is upset about how this was supposed to be a relaxing trip and how it's gone wrong. He's also upset about not getting to enact "the plan" whatever that means.

TheRookie: Maker! He's still on about that?!

DungeonDaddyTethras: To be fair Rook, I'm pissed about that too!

TheRookie: Seriously Varric?!

LaceyScout: I kinda side with Varric and Solas on this one. It was a great and hilarious plan.

Veil_JumperGirl: Wait, what was the plan?

DungeonDaddyTethras: So, Chuckles, Bull, Sparkler and I devised a plan to get back at Gregoir if we saw him again. We were planning to throw eggs at him and his car, then glitter bomb him and finally Bull would kick him in the balls.

TheRookie: 😐

EVolkarin: In their defense, it's very sweet that they are defending you my dear.

TheRookie: Emmrich, it's excessive and convoluted.

DungeonDaddyTethras: The whole point was to humiliate him and make him suffer.

TheRookie: Now I'm glad I broke his arm...

DungeonDaddyTethras: Hey! I'm proud of you for breaking his arm but our plan was awesome and funny!

TheRookie: Gregoir has a humiliation kink, he would've gotten turned on by it.

DungeonDaddyTethras:.....oh.....well then. Your plan was better.

TheRookie: Solas is finally asleep.

GriffonDaddy: That was a ride and a choice...

The_Crow_King: Going to sleep is going to be so difficult now...

DungeonDaddyTethras: Tomorrow morning is going to be something.

***********

The next morning. While the group were eating breakfast, they noticed that Solas and Ellana were late. 

"Oh, I see that Dean Lavellan and Ellana are late," Professor Daathrata commented. "Are they all right?" 

June and Fel looked at everyone as the former quickly responded, "They had a late night and sorry for how loud my dad was. It was truly cringe."

"Nah little bro, it wasn't your fault. Your Pops has a lot on his plate," Julian reassured the boys as did the rest of the group. 

While the chatter continued, the adults were a little cranky and still trying to wake up. Bellara was struggling to wake up, Rook and Emmrich were drinking a lot of caffinated tea, Shathaan and Ghilil'nan were cranky and not in the mood to speak to anyone, Varric, his family and Lucanis were drinking the strongest coffee they could find. Unbeknownst to the group, Professor Daathrata is a heavy sleeper and unaware of the awkward musical journey that occurred last night. Meanwhile, the group chat for the trip was abuzz with memes and chatter about Solas' drunken karaoke performance. An hour later, Solas and Ellana slowly entered the dining room of the hotel. Solas was wearing sunglasses and sat down with Ellana at the table, like nothing happened. The table grew silent and the only sound they could hear was the clanking of porcelain and glass as everyone continued to eat. Solas sighed and knew he had to address the group over his behavior last night. Before he could do that, Varric was the first to break the tension.

"You look like shit, Chuckles." He said smirking.

Solas gave Varric an annoyed look. The whole table was staring at him to see what was going to happen next.

"Okay, let's get this out of the way. I partied and drank too much last night and made an ass of myself. I subjected all of you to an awkward musical journey. I apologize for my appalling and inconsiderate behavior." He said.

The table was still silent. Everyone looked at each other, shrugged it off and continued their chatter. Meanwhile, Ellana brought a lot of glasses of water for Solas to drink and some food to sober him up.

"Professor Volakrin, I'm sorry for throwing up on you last night. I'll buy you a new shirt." Solas said, not removing his sunglasses nor missing a beat. 

"Oh it's no worry, wait, how much do you remember from last night?" He asked

"The students took audio recordings and videos of me being dragged to my hotel room by Ellana and it blew up in the class trip chat. The memes are really funny though. Ellana told me that I threw up on you and that's the last thing I remembered." He explained.

"Well, shit." Emmrich replied.

"Hey, since today and tomorrow are free days, why don't we go to the Antivan Queen to get some new clothing for our men?" Ellana suggested.

"That would be a great idea!" Rook said.

"Oh I've been meaning to go to the shop. Maybe I'll find something nice." Emmrich commented. 

"Yes, that would be pleasant. But first, I need to get rid of this headache." Solas replied, nursing one of the worst hangovers he's had in a long time.

June, Fel and Manfred approached their respective parents to speak with them. 

"Hey dad, June, Fel and I were wondering if we could go with Varric and his family to check out this really cool art show going on." Manfred asked. 

Emmric and Rook looked at each other and nodded.

"You may, but stay close to Varric and his family. If something happens, call me and we will meet you. Have fun and be safe." Emmrich said.

"I echo Professor Volakrin's sentiments," Solas said, "Stay close to Uncle Varric and have fun but be careful."

"We will! Thanks Dad!" Fel said as he and June hugged their parents. Manfred hugged Emmrich and Rook and ran off to join his friends. Solas laid his head down and groaned.

"The boys think I'm so cringe. I've embarassed them." Solas said.

"Vhenan, we're parents, we're supposed to be cringe and embarass them." Ellana replied as she gently rubbed his neck and shoulders.

"Solas, are you sure you're okay?" Rook asked, "Maybe you should stay in."

"No, no, I need to make it up to you and Emmrich. Besides, I think I need a break from everyone for a day to recharge." Solas reassured.

Emmrich and Rook gave a concerned look to Solas but felt it would be best to give him and Ellana an extra hour to get ready. 

"You know what, when you two are ready, we'll go to the shop together, no rush, we have all day." Rook said. 

"Thank you, Doctor Ingellvar." Solas said.

Ellana mouthed thank you to her and Emmrich as they got up to spend some time looking at the hotel gift shop while Solas and Ellana took some extra time for themselves and for Solas' headache to subside.

Chapter Text

While Solas and Ellana were taking their time to finish their breakfast and gather their bearings, Rook and Emmrich were browsing the gift shop at the various snacks and knick knacks lying about. 

"Yes! Dark Chocolate Covered Pretzels!" Rook exclaimed at the sight of the snack. Emmrich turned around smiling at Rook holding the bag with excitement. 

"Oh wonderful! I'll pay for that." Emmrich said. 

"Emmrich, you don't have to! I have enough money!" She protested.

"Darling, I insist, besides, its a big bag and I want some. I hope you'll share." He said with a smile.

Rook couldn't help but smile back and let him pay for the snack. This man spoiled her in the sweetest ways and she couldn't say no to him, especially when he smiled at her. 

"Anything else for today, ser?" The cashier asked.

"Nothing at this time, thank you so much." Emmrich replied as Rook leaned against him. 

"Okay, your total is 232 gold." The Cashier said as she rang up the large bag. 

Emmrich paid with gold and recieved his change as Rook took the bag. 

"Thank you! Have a wonderful day!" The cashier called out in a chipper voice. 

"You as well!" Rook called back.

Rook opened the bag and took a few pieces of the dark chocolate covered pretzels. She closed her eyes in bliss to enjoy the combination of sweet, bitter and savory with a crunch that brought her taste buds with joy. 

"Happy my dear?" Emmrich asked smiling at his love, enjoying her snack.

"Oh yes! Very much so! I've been craving these lately. Would you like some?" She asked as she held the open bag towards his direction. 

Emmrich took a few pieces to join in on Rook's odyssey of flavor. The snack was slightly reminiscent of his mother's Hazelnut Torte that she used to make for Wintersend. He had tried to make it but there would always be something missing. Obviously, he missed his parents, losing them so young. At this moment in time, he wishes he could introduce Rook to his parents. Would they love her? What would they be thinking of him now? 

"Emmrich?" Rook asked with a concerned look on her face.

Emmrich finished eating the treats and smiled at her, "Oh, Laila, I'm sorry. I was a bit lost in thought."

"Oh Emmrich, tell me. You don't like dark chocolate?" She asked.

Emmrich gave a soft chuckle, "Oh it's not that. I love dark chocolate. It's that some of the flavors reminded me of my mother's hazelnut torte. I've tried to remake the recipe but every time I make it, it's not the same. It's always missing something."

"Oh Emmrich, that's normal. The reason why it's special to you it's because your mother made it with love. Maybe I can try making it for you?" She asked.

"Well, maybe we can try to make it together when we get back to Nevarra." Emmrich said, smiling. 

Rook smiled back and giggled softly. She held his hand and leaned into him. 

"Laila! Emmrich! We're ready to go!" Ellana called out to the lovebirds. 

Solas was still quiet and wearing his sunglasses as he walked up to the couple. He then noticed the bag of dark chocolate covered pretzels that Rook was holding.

"Are those, Dark Chocolate Covered Pretzels?" He asked, slightly lowering his sunglasses. 

Rook took a quick look at Solas' eyes and they were bloodshot. He was still hungover. She knew the wisest choice was to let him have as many as he wanted.

"Yes, want some?" She asked.

Solas opened the bag and took some of the pretzels. He too went on his flavor odyssey and was very happy. 

"Oh thank you so much Rook. I needed a treat." He said as he used hand sanitizer to clean his hands. 

"Okay, so we are going to the Antivan Queen first and then to whatever shop catches our attention." Ellana said as they all left the hotel lobby and began walking towards the marketplace. 

On their walk, the small group walked into the rest of their friends and students on the way to the Antivan Queen. At the shop, the group noticed that some of their students and teachers were there. Ghilil'nan and Shathaan greeted them.

"Good morning Dean Lavellan, Ellana, Professor Volkarin, Dr. Ingellvar." Shathaan said, walking up to them, "this shop is wonderful! Their workwear is to die for and the accessories, so delightful!"

"Right?! We bought some clothing here!" Ellana said.

"I had to come here after I asked Bellara where she got her lovely dress from the opera and she told me. I had to bring Gil here with me!" She exclaimed. 

Ghilil'nan blushed as she was holding a pile of clothes that she was going to try on. 

"I need some new clothes...and some bright pieces." Ghilil'nan replied as she blushed. 

Rook and Ellana giggled as they walked up to the women. "Ghilil'nan, would you like me to help you carry some of the clothing?" Rook asked.

"Oh yes, please." Ghilil'nan replied as Rook took some of the clothes and held them for her as she was getting ready to try on some of the outfits. 

Ellana, Rook, Ghilil'nan and Shathaan went off to try on some clothing while Emmrich and Solas began looking at some clothes for themselves. Rook left the sweets with Solas, much to his hungover joy. The two men were looking at different styles of shirts while they decided to discuss more serious matters.

"How is your eye, Professor Volakrin?" Solas asked. 

"It still stings but it is getting better." Emmrich replied, slightly wincing from the sting of the pain from Gregoir's punch.

Solas looked at Emmrich's left eye and noticed the swelling went down but it was still red and bruised. 

"I'm sorry that you were attacked by that shitbag Gregoir." Solas remarked.

"It's fine, I would take many blows for Laila. I was trying very hard to restrain myself from attacking him." Emmrich replied.

"I understand the feeling, believe me." Solas said. 

"I was so angry when he said all of those awful things to Laila. I nearly lost control of my emotions and throttled that troglodyte." Emmrich confessed as he was looking at some dress shirts. 

"I'm glad you didn't. You showed everyone that you were the better man." Solas replied.

"I know, but I wish it didn't get to this point." Emmrich lamented. 

"Look, Laila adores you. She is madly, deeply, in love with you. She would do anything to protect you. She is like that for everyone. You stood up for her and declared your love and intentions for her. I just want the honest truth; are you planning to marry her?" Solas asked. 

Without missing a beat, Emmrich responded, "Yes. She is the one. I know I've said it before but everything feels so easy and natural with her. I don't have to pretend to be someone else. I can be myself with her and she feels safe with me. I feel safe with her. She makes me feel normal. I'm just worried about introducing her to some of the other people in my life."

"Ah yes, Dr. Hezenkoss. She is...something." Solas said as he pulled out a jacket that he liked.

"I'm assuming you've dealt with her?" Emmrich asked.

"Oh yes, brilliant woman, prickly personality, but she has a great sense of humor." Solas remarked.

"I know Laila can handle herself with Johanna but I don't want either of them to fight each other." Emmrich said.

"Or, maybe they will get on like a house on fire. They're both brilliant women." Solas said.

"Oh dear, I can imagine the levels of mischief they will get into." Emmrich sighed.

"IT IS YOU!!!!!" Chance shouted as he ran up to Emmrich.

"Oh! Oh my! Hello sir!" Emmrich greeted the man while Solas looked on in confusion.

"Chance, my darling! Do not scare the customers like that!" Marla said as she caught up with him.

Marla then looked up and looked at Emmrich. She gasped with excitement.

"It is you! Rook's paramour! You are so much more handsome in person!" Marla swooned.

"Oh! Thank you...?" Emmrich blushed.

"Monsiuer, please let us pick out your outfit! We would love to have you try on some of our menswear!" Chance said.

"Oh of course, I wouldn't mind your suggestions." Emmrich said. 

"Emmrich, treat yourself, I'll pay for it since I ruined your last shirt." Solas said.

The men joined Chance and Marla as they walked around the shop, picking out pieces for Emmrich to try. They had a book of swatches and colors with them and placed the colors next to Emmrich's skin tone to see what would look best on him. 

"So this is what you did with Rook and her friends?" Solas asked.

"Oh yes! Any customer that comes in looking for something, we try to work with them to put together the look they want." Marla explained.

"Oh yes and we have taken inspiration from the wonderdul world of Thedas. Each country in Thedas has their own unique style and we want to showcase it here!" Chance said. 

"I really like this dark green, three piece suit. It's a lovely shade." Emmrich commented. 

"I knew you would love it! Let's have you try it on!" Marla exclaimed.

********

While the men were trying on some clothing, the women were discussing the trip and slices of life.

"So Shathaan, what souvenirs did you get?" Ellana asked.

"I got some lovely jewelry for Taash and their girlfriend Lace. I also got a gift for Lace's mother as a thank you for assisting in planning Taash's birthday party. She's been such a dear with her baking." She replied.

"Right! Taash's surprise party! I still haven't found the right gift for them." Rook replied. 

"Taash loves jewelry. Especially if its colorful. They also like watching shows with Lace, especially action comedies." Shathaan answered as she was trying on her summer dress. 

"Thank you Shathaan! I want to get something that Taash will enjoy. Didn't want to get them the wrong gift." Rook said.

"Oh no worries Dr. Ingellvar! Taash will be happy to have everyone attend their party. It's the big 25 and they're now going to be old enough to rent a car." Shathaan commented. 

"25 is a fun year. That's when Solas and I got married. That's also when I found out I was pregnant with the boys, well a month later." Ellana reminisced.

"I mean, you and Solas couldn't wait." Rook teased.

"Well, to be fair, we were on our honeymoon when we found out." Ellana replied.

The women were laughing until Ghilil'nan stepped out in her new outfit. She was wearing a stylish, cream colored, short sleeved wide-leg jumpsuit with sunglasses, a red belt, red flats and lovely gold jewelry. The outfit complimented her long, auburn hair.

The ladies were in awe and Shathaan wolf whistled at Ghilil'nan.

"Gil, slay queen! You look beautiful!" Rook exclaimed. 

"You don't think it's too much?" Ghilil'nan asked.

"You look wonderful! I love the outfit! Andruil is going to love it!" Ellana commented. 

Ghilil'nan smiled at Ellana and Rook's comments. She walked over to the mirror and looked at her reflection. She smiled at her reflection and turned around to admire herself. The ensemble complimented her tall frame and showed off her legs. Andruil has always told her to brighten up her wardrobe a little more and this was a nice start.

"What is Elgar'nan going to say?" Shathaan asked.

The mention of her idiot brother's name snapped Ghilil'nan out of her moment. "He doesn't really pay attention to fashion that much. Unless it's Dr. Ingellvar." Ghilil'nan quipped.

"Oh no, is he still in love with me?" Rook asked.

"He is currently heartbroken that you and Professor Volkarin are together. He has been texting me videos of himself singing songs of heartbreak and crying. He's more upset at me for not being his wingwoman but I've told him many times that you're not interested. I suggested to him to join an online dating site but he's also terrible at setting up profiles." She explained.

"Yikes." Ellana commented.

Rook sighed in annoyance. "Well that explains why he hasn't texted me since before the trip. Though to be fair, I appreciate that he hasn't." She said.

"As do I, it's already bad enough that his students complain about how inflexible he is. They also complain that he's not friendly at all. On top of that, the Board of Trustees have already had so many complaints about him and have spoken with him several times about his demeanor but he still doesn't get it." Ghilil'nan complained.

"If it wasn't for him being an ass, I would have actually gone out with him. He's handsome as hell but my god, he's so ridiculous and cringe!" Rook admitted, "He ruined his chances with me because of his shitty personality."

"That's what I said! But he doesn't believe me!" Ghilil'nan exclaimed.

"And they say women don't want to date men anymore," Shathaan commented, "women and femme-presenting people are sick and tired of their foolishness. When we tell them what we are looking for, they still claim that we don't know what we want!"

"Agreed. I'm glad Solas worked through his issues before we got married. When we first met, we started out as friends but I also know he was going through a breakup. Fel, Varric and I recommended that he work through it with therapy and it helped. We have our disagreements, but we communicate better than ever." Ellana.

"Cheers to the decent men in our lives because the bar is truly below hell." Rook said.

"Here, here." All of the women said.

Emmrich walked on over to the women sitting down and talking, with Solas trailing behind him.

He was dressed sharply in his dark green, three piece suit with golden buttons on the double-breasted dress jacket and fitted trousers. He wore his dark boots and a silk maroon tie with a skull embroidered pattern. The women gasped at how handsome Emmrich looked and Rook's small clothes were ruined with arousal. 

"Professor Volkarin, you look so handsome!" Shathaan purred, "What's the ocassion?"

"Oh, I was trying on different things and I really like this three piece suit, it fits nicely and it's not too tight. This shop is a gem! They are going to tailor it to my measurements! Any adjustments I may need later on, I can come back and they'll assist." Emmrich replied matter of factly.

Rook was not paying attention to what he was saying, she was too focused on how devastatingly handsome he looked and how she really wanted to take him back to the hotel and fuck his brains out. 

"Darling? What do you think?" He asked.

Rook was still internally drooling over her sexy partner.

"Laila! What do you think?" Ellana said as Rook snapped out of her lustful thoughts.

"Oh! Professor Volkarin, you look so handsome. Is this for the Wintersend Karaoke Party?" Rook said as she turned a bright shade of red.

"Yes! I needed something more elegant. I haven't worn a double breasted coat in a long time. What do you think of this dress shirt?" He asked as he unbuttoned his jacket and showed off the new, cream colored dress shirt.

Rook wasn't paying attention to the shirt. She was paying attention to his soft muscles that were showing underneath the shirt. She nearly fainted with lust. She was feral for this man.

"I think Dr. Ingellvar loves it." Ghilil'nan chuckled as she noticed Rook not so subtly lusting over Emmrich. 

"Yes, yes, yes! Get it!" Rook shouted immediately. 

"It seems Dr. Ingellvar approves. Now it's my turn to show off my new look! What do you ladies think?" Solas said as he modeled for the ladies. He wore a fitted navy blue turtleneck and gray, tailored trousers with a pair of brown oxford shoes. 

Ellana was delighted at how good he looked.

"You look good." Shathaan said.

"The navy blue suits you." Ghilil'nan said.

Solas was annoyed. "Really?! Emmrich gets all of the compliments about how hot he is and all I get is 'meh?!'"

"Pretty much." Shathaan quipped. 

"Dean Lavellan, you look handsome. Feel better now?" Rook asked.

"Yes." Solas said as he crossed his arms pouted slightly, "Thank you, Dr. Ingellvar."

"You're Welcome!" She replied.

The ladies were giggling as the men went back to change into their clothes and then pay for the items. Emmrich, Rook, Solas and Ellana decided to window shop and look around the marketplace. They noticed a costume shop. Ellana and Rook were very curious about the shop so they dragged their respective partners inside with them. They were looking around the shop as they bumped into the cheerful shop keeper and their assistants. 

As they were looking at costumes and wigs, the assistants were fascinated by Solas' bald head. 

"Ser, your head, is magnificent! It is a lovely egg shape! We must put hats and wigs on you!" The associate squealed with joy.

Solas had a mortified look on his face while Rook and Ellana were giggling. Emmrich stepped in to make sure Solas was all right. "Good afternoon, my colleague is just browsing around with our partners."

"Signora, have you ever put a plunger on this magnificent bald head to simulate pulling his hair? No longer you will have to do that if he tries a toupee or wig." The associate commented.

Ellana and Rook busted out laughing while Solas sighed. Emmrich grimaced at the associate. As soon as he was going to speak, Ellana stepped in. 

"Let me assure you that I love the fact that he is bald. That allows me to grab and scratch it to show people how good he is at making me scream in bliss." Ellana responded in a flirtatious manner. 

Solas blushed at Ellana's comment, while the sales associate gave a shocked look and blushed, "I'm so sorry! Please feel free to browse!"

The associate quickly ran back to the other section they were organizing. 

"Vhenan, " Solas purred with a smile.

Ellana giggled as she caressed his head, "What, I think you're sexy." 

"Emmrich and I will look around the shop, let us know if you find anything interesting." Rook said. 

She and Emmrich were looking at the different costumes and props that were strewn around the shop. They continued to look until Rook gasped. She noticed a kigurumi shaped like a dragon. It was perfect!

"Emmrich! I found the perfect gift for Taash!" She exclaimed.

Emmrich turned around to look at what she found. He looked over the dragon kigurumi and found it adorable. 

"Oh! Manfred has one of a skeleton. He wears it whenever it gets really cold in Nevarra or for All Souls Day. They are really comfortable!" Emmrich commented.

Rook looked and smiled at him as she found the dragon kigurumi in Taash's size. "I have a kigurumi that is a black cat. I have an idea! We can wear kigurumis for All Souls' Day! It'll be fun!" 

Emmrich thought about it and thought it would be a silly and fun idea, "Let's do it!"

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As soon as Emmrich, Rook, Ellana and Solas returned to the hotel for the group dinner, some of the students and teachers were sitting at the table discussing their day. June and Fel excitedly ran up to their parents to show them the artwork that they purchased at the art festival they attended with Varric and his family. Manfred walked up to Emmrich to present a gift he got for him.

"Manfred, you didn't have to get me a gift." He said, touched by the gesture.

"I think you'll like it! It's something for your desk." Manfred replied.

Emmrich opened the bag carefully and held his gift with awe. It is a ceramic skull mug with green emerald gems for eyes. Emmrich and Rook stared with awe and admiration for the ceramic work and detailing. 

"Manfred! This is brilliant! Who is the artist?!" He exclaimed.

"The business card is in the bag! She had a lot of really cool ceramic stuff. I got myself a mug with a griffon on it. The detailing is so good!" Manfred exclaimed.

"This is so cool Manfred! You have excellent taste!" Rook said.

Manfred blushed at Rook's compliment, "Thank you, Dr. Ingellvar. She also makes really cool ceramic accessories too."

"How fun! I definitely want to check out her work!" Rook said as she took a photo of the business card.

The rest of the group returned to the hotel to enjoy their dinner together and talk about what they did throughout the day. While Rook excused herself to go to the bathroom, Emmrich leaned over to Lucanis to speak to him in a low tone.

"Lucanis, can you recommend a romantic place for me to take Dr. Ingellvar for the last day of the trip? I want us to have a special moment alone together."

Lucanis looked at him and thought hard. Then an idea came to him. 

"Ah! I know the perfect place! It was where I proposed to Neve. There is a beautiful botanical garden outside of Treviso and a bit close to the Rivaini border. It's called Afsaana National Park. It's a port city but the national park has the most beautiful gardens, swimming holes and waterfalls. Beautiful place for a stroll, picnic and to propose." Lucanis winked as he answered Emmrich's question.

Emmrich blushed, "That's perfect! Thank you Lucanis! As tempted as I am to propose to her, I think I will wait until Wintersend."

"No problem, but I told you she loves you." Lucanis commented smugly. 

As soon as dinner and announcements were over, Emmrich and Rook returned to their room. They both spent the evening packing up and re-organizing their luggage. As Rook was packing away the souvenirs and new clothing she bought, she found a a fun toy that she wanted to show Emmrich.

"Emmrich, my love?" She purred at him.

"Yes, my Darling?" He responded with a smile?

Rook sauntered over to him with the tiny vibrator and remote, "I brought this for, well, when we were finally alone. I thought it would be fun to have you tease me for when, well, the next time we are intimate." She said, blushing furiously.

As Emmrich held the small, bullet shaped vibrator, a fun but devious idea came to his head. Oh, he had a brilliant idea on how to tease and pleasure his beloved Rook.

"Oh Darling, you have no idea what you have revealed," he said, teasing her as he pressed his forehead to hers, "I am going to have so much with this and with you."

Rook smiled as she wrapped her arms around him, "I think, I will wear something so pretty tomorrow and maybe...nothing underneath?" 

Emmrich's smile reached his eyes as he grabbed Rook's luscious ass. Rook gave out a playful yelp as they both laughed and kissed each other. 

"My Darling love, I have something special planned for us tomorrow, just you and me. Wear whatever makes you feel pretty and bring the toy with you." He said as he kissed her gently. 

Rook squeeled with excitement and delight as Emmrich continued to play with her and shower her with affection. By the time they both finished frolicking with each other, they showered together and got ready for bed. 

"Emmrich?" Rook asked softly as she was holding him.

"Yes, my Darling?" He asked, caressing her hair.

"Can you give me a hint as to what we are doing tomorrow?" She asked, fluttering her eyelashes.

Emmrich chuckled as he looked at Rook. "Well, I can tell you we are having a picnic but I promise that the location is beautiful."

"A picnic?! Oh I shouldn't have let Solas eat the whole bag of dark chocolate covered pretzels! I should've bought a bottle of wine, some things for a charcuterie board, a dessert-" She said in a panic.

"Darling, do not worry," Emmrich chuckled, "Lucanis has everything prepared for us. He's refridgerating it at El Nido Café. He will bring everything over to us in the morning before we go. Just focus on resting in a little bit for tomorrow."

Rook was relieved. She loved being prepared but having someone else taking care of and planning everything was a nice change of pace.

"Oh okay, thank you Emmrich. I love you." She said as she began to fall asleep. 

"I love you, my dearest heart. Sweet dreams." He said as he kissed the top of her head. 

**********

The next morning, Emmrich woke up early to get ready for his and Rook's romantic picnic date. After he showered, he combed his hair, shaved his face and put on his cologne. He then shuffled quietly around the hotel suite as he got dressed. He put on all of his grave gold and then his sage green linen trousers, his new, cream colored, short sleeve, linen guayabera and comfortable, brown loafers since they would be doing a little bit of walking at the park. As soon as he finished tucking in the guayabera, he put on his belt and was ready to leave to pick up their picnic lunch. As soon as he walked over to their bed, he noticed that Rook was sleeping soundly, he smiled at the sight of her sleeping soundly. He gently kissed her head and whispered to her.

"I'll see you in the lobby, my love. Take your time."

A couple of hours later, Rook woke up and checked her phone. Emmrich sent her a text.

❤️💀Prof. Emmrich Volkarin💀❤️

Emmrich: Good Morning my love. Please take your time getting ready for our date. I already have the cooler with our lunch. I'll be waiting at the lobby. I love you, my heart.

Rook's heart was bursting with love and joy from reading his message. She put her phone on the nightstand and began to get ready for their date. As soon as she finished showering and putting on light makeup, she walked over to her cream colored dress with princess seams and lilacs layered throughout. As she finished zipping up the dress, she squealed with delight as it was a perfect fit. The dress accentuated her curves, her ass and her breasts. She knew that Emmrich was going to blush at the sight of her. She put on her brown sandals, took her purse, packed the essentials she needed and left the hotel suite to meet Emmrich at the lobby.

As soon as Rook found Emmrich sitting at the lobby, he gasped at the sight of her. She looked so beautiful. He struggled to maintain his control as he nearly pitched a tent in his trousers upon the sight of her. She walked over to him and kissed him.

"Darling, you look resplendent." He said, in awe of her.

Rook lightly chuckled at his compliment, "And you look really handsome. So, where are we going for our picnic?" She asked. 

"Now that is a surprise, my love. You will see when we get there. The bus has arrived to pick us up. It's only an hour outside of Treviso." He teased.

Rook threaded her fingers with his as they left the hotel and got on the bus to go to the National Park. What Emmrich didn't know was that Rook had a little surprise for him as well. 

The lovebirds spent the entire bus ride talking about their plans for the next semester. 

"So, Professor Volkarin, what classes are you teaching next Fall?" She asked.

"I'm teaching my usual Anatomy courses but Dean Vorgoth asked me to pick up an elective class." He answered.

"Really? Which one?" She asked, curious about the latest development.

"Cultural Funerary Studies. It's one of Johanna's classes. Dean Vorgoth told me that Johanna said that 'out of all of the idiots in our department, I was the only one capable of teaching her class.'" He explained as he imitated Johanna's cadence.

Rook laughed at his imitation. "I have heard that Dr. Hezenkoss is brilliant but very prickly and particular."

"She is all of those things but she does have some sentimentality, she doesn't like showing it. She's rather impressed with your research and work. She's always wanted to meet you and exchange notes." Emmrich commented.

"Really? Oh that is going to be interesting. I'm surprised she likes my work." Rook replied.

"I did mention to her that we are in a relationship and when I dropped your name, she nearly fainted. She told me to 'not fuck this up because Dr. Ingellvar is brilliant and ballsy. She does not put up with anyone's shit nor kiss their asses.' Her words, not mine but I agree with her assessment of you." Emmrich commented with a smile.

Rook chortled. "Wow, of all the people to love my work, I did not expect Dr. Johanna Hezenkoss to be one of them. Does she approve of us?" 

"More accurately, she told me that if I mess everything up, she will swoop in and steal you from me." He responded, chuckling.

Rook laughed. She did not expect Dr. Hezenkoss to be one of her biggest fans, let alone be attracted to her. But she thought it was sweet nonetheless.

"Well, once she comes back from Medical Leave, I will be sure to meet with her and exchange ideas. Is she doing better?" Rook asked.

"Yes, Tevinter has grown on her and Dorian has been personally checking in on her. She does love the Tevinter cuisine but she will be coming back to Nevarra soon. She did apologize to Dorian's staffers and to Tarquin over how she acted, but she also said she will not apologize for taking her medicine." Emmrich replied.

"Sounds about right." Rook replied.

As soon as the bus arrived, Rook gasped. She saw the entrance sign to Afsaana National Park. She had dreamed about coming to this park for a long time. She was going to come with her friends on her next birthday but she didn't expect Emmrich to surprise her like this.

"Surprise my love." He said as he kissed her forhead.

"I've been dreaming about coming here since Neve told me all about it! She told me about the botanical gardens, the waterfalls and the swimming holes!" She exclaimed. 

"What better way to spend our last day in Treviso than to have a romantic picnic here?" He said, smiling at Rook.

She gave him a chaste kiss. "I love you Emmrich. This is already perfect!"

As soon as they got off the bus they made their way to the entrance and walked through the park until they found the perfect spot for their picnic. There was a waterfall and a lovely, tropical garden and a large tree with  nice shade. Emmrich and Rook decided that the spot was perfect and secluded, as they laid the picnic blanket down and began setting up their lunch. Lucanis certainly knew what they both loved because he packed a lot of cheeses, crackers, fruits, a lovely dessert and a bottle of Nevarran Proseco. Emmrich and Rook decided to save their dessert for later. As soon as they finished setting up their charcuterie board they began to eat and playfully feed each other. When they finished eating, they decided to rest underneath the canopy of the tree. Rook laid on top of Emmrich's chest as he held her tight.

"So, I have a surprise for you." She said.

"Darling, you don't have to get me anything." Emmrich said.

Rook giggled as she got up to grab the chain of her purse. She opened it and took out the remote to her vibrator. She handed it to Emmrich. He knew exactly what she was doing.

"Darling!" He gasped.

"That's my surprise to you. You get to control how much or how little you want to tease me." Rook said seductively.

Emmrich had a devious plan. He loved Rook's idea very much. He turned on the vibrator to the lowest setting and Rook squeezed her thighs as she was trying to stifle her moans. Emmrich really loved Rook's surprise gift for him.

"Oh my love, I am going to have so much fun." He said in a sultry voice. 

"While you are doing that, I'll have a little fun with you." She said as she began unbuckling his belt and unbuttoning his pants. Emmrich hissed in relief as his cock sprang out of his trousers, already teasing and enticing her. 

"My love, you don't have to pleasure me." He said as he held her face. 

"I want to, my love." She said. 

Her luscious lips painted in the sweetest,  neutral pink wrapped around his cock as she began to show her devotion to him. Emmrich tried to stifle his moans so that no one else could hear them but then he remembered that they were alone and there was no one else around for miles. His arousal was growing as he watched his love bobbing her head as she was taking his cock in her mouth, moaning in pleasure. He decided to turn the remote to increase the intensity of Rook's vibrator. He wanted to hear her moan loudly.

As the vibrator's intensity increased; Rook's arousal was spiking as she was moaning in between breaths. As she continued to suck, lick and take Emmrich's engorged cock in her mouth, she was close to coming as the vibrator was hitting all the right spots to get her off. She could tell that Emmrich was close as well. His cock began to twitch.

"My Darling, if you continue, I will come inside your mouth." He moaned.

"I want you to. Please. Let me swallow it." She said as his cock popped out of her mouth. 

Emmrich used the remote to increase the highest level of intensity on her vibrator. Rook moaned loudly before she took his cock back in her mouth again. Emmrich was close to spilling inside of her. He could feel himself twitching as he heard her moaning, he could tell that she was close too. 

"Oh my Darling, that feels so good. I'm so close please don't stop!" He said.

Rook kept going, she was ready to explode in bliss herself. Emmrich began moaning loudly as she felt his spill inside her mouth. She swallowed it all. His come had a sweet taste to it. She then came loudly soon after. 

As soon as they both returned from their euphoric state, they cleaned themselves up and packed up their picnic lunch. They continued to walk the trail until they reached a waterfall with a grotto inside. They decided to go in to the grotto to watch the waterfall, the lush scenery of the gardens and of the swimming hole.

"Thank you for today." Rook said. 

"My love, you don't have to thank me. I wanted us to have some time alone together. I was hoping to have a romantic gondola ride on our first night, but that didn't work out as expected." He said. 

"It's okay, it was just bad timing. And it wasn't Illario's fault, he was trying to avoid hitting the cargo which would have been so much worse." She said. 

"You look so beautiful. You always look so beautiful, but you're so radiant. You've been glowing so much since the first day we came to Treviso." He said as he held her face.

"I think I needed to get away for a bit. I was so stressed back home because of classes and dealing with Professor Elgar'nan's bull shit. Being away from all of that, was really good. Though, I didn't expect to see Gregoir again." She said as she leaned into Emmrich's chest. 

"You want to know what I think?" He said as he tipped her chin to look at him, "I think you were brilliant, powerful and sexy when you handled Gregoir. I knew at that moment that you would protect me, Manfred and any future children we may have." 

Tears began to form in Rook's eyes. She kissed Emmrich, hard, and deepened the kiss. As soon as they parted for breath, she began to lower the sleeves and bodice of her dress to show Emmrich her breasts. 

"Emmrich, I love you, please, make love to me. Fill my garden with your seed." She softly begged him.

Emmrich's face turned red and his eyes dilated with lust. He unbuttoned his guayabera to show off his lean but slightly muscular chest peppered with sparse hairs throughout. He then unbuckled his pants and lowered them. He was surprised to see that he was hard again. He didn't think he would be ready so soon, but he took it as a blessing from the Maker. He took the soft but thick picnic blanket out of his bag and laid it on the rocky surface of the grotto. 

"Lay down my love." He instructed.

Rook moved to lay down on the picnic blanket. She lifted the skirt of the dress to reveal another surprise to Emmrich.

"Oh my love, you really spoil me." He said as delighted in seeing Rook's dripping arousal and her bare folds. 

He leaned over and began kissing and kneading her breasts with one hand and massaging her bud with the other. Rook was moaning in pleasure, unsure of how much longer she could continue being teased by him. He then lowered himself to feast on her swollen bud and folds. Rook finally lost the plot and moaned in bliss over his ministrations and devotion to her.

"Emmrich, please fuck me right now! I can't wait much longer!" She begged. 

He gave her a devilish grin as he continued to feast on her. Her moans were music to his ears and he felt himself getting harder and harder for her. Once he finished his delicious feast, he leaned up and took his engorged and swollen member and teased her entrance. He then slowly thrusted inside her. He carried Rook as he began thrusting slow and deep. Rook continues to be amazed at how strong Emmrich is and she will never tire of it. She wrapped her arms around his back as he continued to thrust as his cock hit the places that made her feral for him. They kissed each other, passionately and deeply as Emmrich continued to hold her tight.

"My Darling, I love you. I want to love you so fervently and passionately like this for as long as I live." Emmrich said as he began to pick up his pace and rail her after she moaned his name loudly.

"Emmrich! I love you, don't stop! You feel so good! I want you to love me like this forever!" Rook shouted.

Emmrich was close to coming again. His movements were getting erratic as he could tell that Rook was also coming. Her walls were twitching and squeezing his cock. He loved that sensation the best because to him he knew that she was his and he was hers. They knew that this connection they formed was deep and eternal.

"LAILA! I'M COMMING!" He shouted.

"EMMRICH! SPILL YOUR SEED IN ME! PLEASE!" Rook shouted.

Emmrich spilled inside her as both of their vision and minds went blank. As soon as they came down from their bliss they held and kissed each other.

"I love you Emmrich." Rook said softly.

"I love you, my dearest heart." He said. 

After taking a moment to hold and love each other, they both cleaned themselves and dressed each other, taking their time and enjoying each other in the beautiful scenery. Once they left the grotto, they were greeted by an unexpected friend. A raccoon stared at the couple with a shocked look on its face. It seems that the raccoon witnessed Rook and Emmrich's lovemaking session and dropped their food. Emmrich and Rook looked at each other and were embarrassed. Emmrich handed the raccoon a piece of their leftover cheese as a consolation for this awkward situation. Thankfully, the raccoon accepted the peace offering, but was still shocked at what they witnessed. 

Emmrich and Rook finished their stroll around the park and took the bus back to their hotel in Treviso to get ready for the viewing party of the season finale of The Veil of Time. It was the perfect event to top off their lovely date and their first trip together as a couple.

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By the time Emmrich and Rook returned from their romantic date, they only had a few hours to shower and get ready for the Watch Party with the rest of the group. They opted to wear something more comfortable, since the clothing they wore earlier needed to be washed once they got back to Nevarra. Emmrich enjoyed viewing Rook in her loungewear. The black tank top and frilly shorts lounge set made him feral. Especially how it hugged her curves and showed off her big, but juicy ass.

"Emmrich, my love, can I borrow your lounge robe? It's chilly in the entertainment area where the watch party is going to be." She asked, turning around and cheekily smiling at him.

"Of course darling! As much as I enjoy looking at you in your sexy lounge wear, I don't want you to freeze either." He replied, smiling.

As Rook picked up Emmrich's soft and maroon lounge robe, she also lusted after Emmrich in his lounge set. He had an old gray shirt on and soft, green joggers. They were putting on their respective slippers and as soon as they were ready, they left their suite and met up with Bellara and the others. 

"ROOK!! You're wearing the cute and sexy lounge set!?" Bellara shrieked with excitement.

"Yeah! What do you think?" She asked as she showed off the set.

"It's so cute! Is it from the Antivan Queen too?" Bellara asked.

"Yes! Your kigurumi is so cute!" Rook commented. 

"Thank you! It's a Nug Kigurumi!" Bellara said, showing it off. 

"You ladies look lovely this evening." Emmrich commented as he and Rook walked hand in hand to the elevator. 

"Even casual, you look so sharp, Emmrich!" Bellara commented.

"Thank you my dear. Who else will be coming to the watch party?" He asked.

"Besides, the whole class trip? Professor Daathrata said that Viago, Teia, Neve, Lucanis, Illario and Zara are coming as well. Fellassan is hosting! I can't wait! It's so exciting!" Bellara exclaimed.

"I know! I'm glad Emmrich and I were able to finally catch up!" Rook commented.

"Nugflix is lifesaver. It's allowed us to catch up on a lot of our shows. Johanna messaged me to tell Varric to check out a show called 'Crit Hit.' She says it's really funny." Emmrich replied.

"Wait, Johanna knows Varric too?" Rook asked.

"Oh yeah! They usually play online together and discuss how their games are going. She's a DM for another game called 'Humans and Houses.' It's a game where you're a group of dragons, playing as humans in disguise and you have to get through a regular week disguised as a human before the other players figure out you're a dragon. It's so funny!" Bellara explained.

"Interesting, that sounds really fun." Emmrich said, "Maybe we can play with Johanna sometime?" 

"The game sounds really fun! I'm willing to try it!" Rook said.

As soon as the three of them reached the viewing room where the watch party was being held, most of the group was already there. They all made small talk and Emmrich and Rook decided to walk around and see what food was available. Thankfully, there were a lot of vegetarian options as well as meat for everyone else. Relieved, Emmrich and Rook decided to get some snacks and drinks as they find a place to sit and eat. Solas, Ellana, their kids, and Manfred, along with Fellassan came in. They filled their plates and sat with Emmrich and Rook and engaged in small talk. 

"Manfred, you brought your skeleton kigurumi?" Rook asked.

"Uh huh. It's chilly in this hotel and it's comfy." He said has he ate his bowl of cheese and crackers. 

"Did you and the kids have fun on your last day?" Emmrich asked. 

"Yeah, the kids and some of the students and I went to check out the marketplace for some snacks to take back home." He answered. 

"What snacks did you find?" Rook asked.

"They have these peanuts that when you put them in your mouth, they pop! It's a fun flavor of sweet and spicy! We had fun eating them! I bought a couple of bags for Jules and Breks. I also found these chocolate truffles that have a really nice crunch and creme brulee flavor! They're so good! I bought like, 5 boxes...sorry dad." Manfred said, a little embarassed.

"Manfred, I know we're on vacation and it is a special occasion, but remember to budget. Do you have any money left?" He asked.

"I do but I know I went a little overboard. But trust me, these chocolates are awesome. I brought some for you and Rook to try." He said as he handed the wrapped up chocolate truffles. 

Rook and Emmrich opened the wrapper and tasted the chocolate truffles. Holy shit, Manfred was right, this chocolate truffle was delicious. Emmrich and Rook understood why Manfred went a little overboard with the chocolates. Emmrich and Rook looked at each other, likely contemplating sneaking out to the market to grab more of the chocolates. Then again, they could always ask Lucanis to pick them up for them.

As soon as the rest of the group came in and ate, Solas and Felassan got up for announcements. 

"Good Evening everyone, since this is our last day of this trip, we thought we could make it special by getting together, spending time and watch the season finale of The Veil of Time. " Solas said, "So, I have my friend, Fellassan to host and answer your questions afterwards and to spend time with us."

As soon as Solas finished speaking, Professor Daathrata got up to set everything up. He logged into his Nugflix account and pressed play in The Veil of Time. The students and teens in the group were whispering amongst themselves about what was going to happen. Emmrich and Rook snuggled up to each other while their friends and colleagues were exchanging their winnings from the bets they made about them becoming a couple on this trip. It seems that the friends all lost the bet regarding Emmrich's Treviso proposal. Everyone was watching the events unfold on the screen of the show and enjoying the finale. More than an hour passed as there were a few minutes left to wrap up the finale. On the screen, the main protagonists, were facing each other and pouring their hearts out. The group were on the edge of their seats, anxious about what was going to unfold.

"My love, I'm sorry, but I must do this alone." Fen'Harel said to Ellana as he was standing at the entrance of the Eluvian.

Ellana runs up to Fen'Harel, "My love, please, I can help you. I love you."

Fen'Harel looked at her with anguish and sadness in his eyes. He wants to stay with her, he wants to let her help him. She is the love of his life. She is the one he wants a future and life with.

"I'm sorry my love, but I must." He said with tears in his eyes as he opened the Eluvian. 

"Fen'Harel, there is something you should know!" Ellana shouted.

While Fen'Harel was halfway in the Eluvian, he turned quickly to look at Ellana.

"You're a father! We have a child together! She's beautiful! Her name is Reva!" She shouted.

Fen'Harel was shocked and began sobbing until he the Eluvian finally closed. Ellana fell to the ground as she began sobbing and on the other side, Fen'Harel was on the ground, screaming and sobbing. He may never get to see his daughter grow up, but he will fight for a better world for her.

As soon as the show credits rolled. The whole group was in shock. It was not the finale they expected. Fellassan was also shocked since this is the first time he saw the finale himself. Sensing the room's vibe, he got up and addressed the group. 

"So, any comments, questions?" He asked sheepishly. 

The group then burst into discussion and questions about how this remake of the series differs from the 1995 one, the biggest being that Fen'Harel and Ellana have a child together in this version. Julian raised his hand.

"Fen'Harel and Ellana should've worn a condom!" Julian shouted. Some of his friends face palmed and some of the others laughed. 

Solas sighed, "Julian please," 

"I mean, he's technically not wrong, Solas." Fellassan shrugged.

The group erupted in laughter at Fellassan's quick response. Everyone returned to their conversations and some of the members asked Fellassan questions. Rook and Emmrich decided to sit with their friends to talk.

"That was quite the season finale." Emmrich commented.

"I didn't expect that twist, but it makes a lot of sense." Rook said.

"It definitely wasn't in the original series nor in the books but it's different!" Bellara said.

"It hits a little too close to home." Lucanis said.

"Ditto." Illario said as he and Zara were both snacking on some of the charcuterie offerings.

Neve nervously sipped her bottle of water as she ate some more of her food. Ellana's keen observation noticed that Neve had been acting off lately, as was Lucanis. Teia also noticed. 

"Neve, amor, would you like some wine?" She purred.

"Teia, normally I would, but I can't drink right now. Thank you." Neve answered with a smile.

Illario witnessed the exchange, looked at Zara, then Neve. Then he looked at Lucanis. It took him an half an hour to put 2 and 2 together. 

"NEVE! YOU'RE PREGNANT?!" Illario shouted.

The whole room turned to stare at her and Lucanis. Neve spit out her water. Lucanis' face turned pale. Neve looked at Illario, ready to throttle him. 

"Illario! What the fuck?!" Teia shouted at him.

"No wonder we call you the Dellamorte Dumbass, although, Lucanis, is this true?" Viago asked.

Lucanis sat frozen and still pale in his seat. Neve sighed and decided to save her shy and introverted husband.

"Yes, I'm pregnant. I've been pregnant for almost 3 months now. We wanted to wait until I was further along but well, now you know. Illario, I commend you for actually using your brain for once, but goddamn it." She said. 

As soon as she revealed her pregnancy Lucanis fell out of his chair. The whole group ran over to assist Lucanis as Emmrich checked on him to make sure he was all right.

Later in the evening, Rook and Emmrich finished packing their bags, getting ready to go back to Nevarra tomorrow. Their phones were going off with the various notifications from their group chat .

✨️Tales of Thedas Party Chat✨️

Veil_JumperGirl: Neve, are you okay? How is Lucanis doing?

LacyScout: Wait, what happened at the watch party?

DungeonDaddyTethras: The Dumbass Dellamorte happened.

GriffonDaddy: Did Illario get arrested again?

TheRookie: No, he revealed something that Neve and Lucanis were not ready to divulge to us.

PINeve: I'm fine, Lucanis is fine but he, Illario and Caterina are on a three way video call arguing with each other. To be fair, Zara and I have been hanging out and talking while the three of them argue. But yeah, I'm pregnant. 

Veil_JumperGirl: Oh Neve, we're so happy for you and Lucanis, but I wish you both were allowed to make the announcement.

GriffonDaddy: Aww! Congrats to you two although that should have been your news to share.

PINeve: I agree, but I'm even more shocked at how Illario figured it all out. He's not that smart. And Lucanis and I only told Caterina and she's been quiet about it.

GriffonDaddy: Damn, it's the first time Illario clocked something correctly.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Believe me Warden, we are all just as shocked. How is Crow handling all of this?

PINeve: He's still yelling at Illario.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Congrats Neve and to Lucanis, do you want me to kick Illario's ass?

PINeve: Thank you Taash, but it's not necessary.

TheRookie: I'm happy for you both, but what a fucking awkward situation.

PINeve: No kidding. So, Rook. Don't you have any news to share?

TheRookie: What do you mean?

DungeonDaddyTethras: Oh come on Rook, you and Bones can't hide it anymore! We all noticed.

EVolkarin: Darling, there's no use in waiting. We might as well let everyone know.

TheRookie: Fine! Emmrich and I are a couple.

PINeve: 🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆

LaceyScout: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

DungeonDaddyTethras: Congrats to you two! You're very sweet together. 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊

Veil_JumperGirl: YAY!!🎉🎉🎉

GriffonDaddy: FUCK YEAH!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

TheRookie: Thank you, everyone!

EVolkarin: Thank you. I do love Laila.

Veil_JumperGirl: Awww! So sweet!

DungeonDaddyTethras: You two did a shit job of hiding it though. 🤣

EVolakrin: We really did.

TheRookie: Yeah, but you're cute, so I'll allow it. 😘

Veil_JumperGirl: Aww!

LaceyScout: You two are going to be sickeningly sweet, aren't you?

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: They totally are.

The_Crow_King: Congratulations Rook, Emmrich. By the way Emmrich, thank you for assisting me. I appreciate it. I can't handle so many people looking at me.

GriffonDaddy: Hey Luc, first of all, are you okay? Second of all congrats to you and Neve.

The_Crow_King: Honestly Davrin, I'm confused as to how Illario figured it out because he's a dumbass. Caterina was very mad at Illario for blurting it out to everyone and she's mad at me because I got into a fight with Illario about being a dumbass. Zara had to come in and mediate between the three of us which I'm glad she did. She suggested that we all give each other a day or two to cool our heads and revisit everything. He's staying with Zara. I'm so upset that we didn't get to announce it the way we wanted to but what's done is done.

EVolkarin: Oh Lucanis, I'm so sorry my friend. I don't think Illario meant to blurt it out. He likely had a moment of Eureka! It happens sometimes to my students. I don't think it was malicious.

PINeve: It wasn't but we are still shocked that he clocked it. 

The_Crow_King: Cariño, you are showing a little bit...

PINeve: It's not that noticeable...

TheRookie: Honestly, I couldn't tell. I just assumed that you were on your period, Neve. You tend to get bloated when it's your cycle.

PINeve: Shit you're right.

DungeonDaddyTethras: Well, today was really eventful. I'm off to bed. We have a long flight back and then a ride back to Kirkwall.

TheRookie: I'm going to call it a night as well. I need all of the sleep I can get.

Veil_JumperGirl: Same here. Goodnight everyone!

PINeve: Good night.

GriffonDaddy: Good Night.

The_Crow_King: Duérme bien, Amigos.

Dragon_Rider_of_Rivain: Sleep tight.

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The Treviso Class Trip was truly one for the books. As soon as everyone checked out of the hotel with their luggage, they walked to the Eluvian Station that would take them to Treviso International Airport. Once they got to their Eluvian the group exchanged farewells, hugs and took photos with Professor Daathrata and Lucanis. Some of the group gave them gifts for them and to give to Teia, Viago, and even Illario as a thank you for making the trip memorable. On the metro ride, some of the students stood to allow the others to sit. Emmrich allowed Rook to sit as he was standing to keep an eye on the students and Manfred. Rook decided to take the sights in. Despite everything that has happened on the trip, she had a wonderful time. She finally had alone time with Emmrich and was able to enjoy Lucanis' city the way he would have wanted his friends to enjoy. She was mentally planning when she would return, maybe with Emmrich and Manfred. 

As soon as the group arrived at Treviso International Airport, they checked in their luggage and had to go through TSA again. Once again, Solas and Emmrich were the last to come through due to Emmrich's jewelry and Solas' camera equipment. 

"You both should invest in TSA pre-check." Ellana commented. 

"I think that may be wise, Ellana." Emmrich conceded.

"Pfft Vhenan, that's expensive!" Solas exclaimed.

"Do you really want to continue holding everyone up on future trips?" She replied.

Solas looked at the rest of the group. They were tired and slightly annoyed at Solas for bringing his camera equipment through TSA. He felt bad that they all waited for him.

"Good point." He said.

The group walked over to their boarding gate and some decided to go get breakfast, while the others decided to take naps while they waited for their seats to be called. Ghilil'nan wisely decided not to grab any food before the flight, lest she has a repeat of what happened on her last flight.

Once the group's seat numbers were called they boarded the flight, put their carry on luggage away, sat down and buckled their seat belts. Some of the group switched seats to sit with their friends so that they can continue to spend time with them. Emmrich and Rook sat together. Rook decided to try and sleep since it was a long flight. She rested her head on Emmrich's shoulder as he wrapped his arm around her and held her close. He was exhausted from the trip but happy. Manfred was sitting with the Lavellan Twins and the Tehtras Girls, socializing and gossiping with them while Varric and Bianca were discussing plans for their next trip. Bellara was reading one of her mystery serials that Neve let her borrow. Solas and Ellana sat together, exchanging in small talk while Ghilil'nan and Shathaan were chatting and sharing photos of their trip. Overall, the group had a wonderful time and were winding down. 

The flight went without incident and landed at Antony Pentagast International Airport. The group gathered their belongings and got off of the plane. They all made their way to baggage claim. Rook was anxious and concerned that her luggage was lost again. However, her bags were the first that came out. Sighing in relief, she picked up her bags and found a place to sit to wait for everyone else to gather theirs. 

The families of the students greeted them as they left the airport as they all chatted and hugged them. As soon as the last student left, the staff and faculty went home. Emmrich dropped Rook off at her apartment as he and Manfred went home. 

As soon as Manfred and Emmrich got inside their home and got settled, Emmrich knew he had to speak with him. They both sat on the couch, Emmrich reading while Manfred was on his laptop, playing online with his friends.

"Manfred?" Emmrich asked.

"Yes, dad?" Manfred replied as he looked up from his laptop.

Emmrich knew this was going to be an awkward conversation at best but he needed to address it.

"What do you think of Laila?" He asked.

Manfred was surprised that he would ask him about Rook. He liked her a lot and thought she was perfect for him.

"I adore her. She's awesome and I think she's really good for you. She brings out your fun side." He answered honestly, "Why do you ask?"

"So, how would you feel if she moved in with us?" Emmrich continued.

Manfred took some time to think about it. Normally when his father would ask him questions regarding his partners, he knew that he was considering a lot of important decisions and that he wanted to include him in the process as well. 

"I mean, that's up to the both of you." He said.

"I understand that Manfred, but you're my son and you live here as well. This is also your home and your opinion matters to me. You need to be comfortable as well." Emmrich replied.

"I mean, I don't mind having her around, I think she's great. Dad, what are you really asking?" Manfred probed.

Emmrich knew that he couldn't get anything past him, so he figured he would tell him why he was really asking him these questions.

"I can't get anything past you, Manfred. I plan to propose to Laila. Not now mind you, but later. I want to make sure that you are comfortable with it. I don't want either of us to make you uncomfortable and we want to make sure this transition is as smooth as possible when the time comes." Emmrich explained.

Manfred leaned his head back and laughed.

"Maker, dad! All we wanted is for you to be happy and find the right person! I love Rook, I think she's awesome and I wouldn't mind having her as a stepmom. Is that what you really wanted to ask me?" He said with a smirk.

Emmrich was relieved at his son's reaction. "Thank you Manfred. I know this is a big change and I also know its up to her, but I'm happy to have your blessing."

"Of course, now if you don't mind, I want to get back to my game with Jules, Breks and Jacobus. We have a raid tonight." Manfred said.

"You're going after the Archdemon again?" Emmrich asked.

"Yup and he's a real pain in the ass but I think we have a chance this time. Our gear is way better now and our survivability numbers are better." Manfred replied while preparing for his gaming session.

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After the weekend went by for the students, faculty and staff at Nevarra University, the final week of the Spring Term was hectic and yet a reprieve from the final exams, grades and classes. Some of the faculty and staff were preparing for the summer semester while others were preparing for their break. Solas had already been working on the Summer schedule to see who would be available to teach certain courses for the semester. Elgar'nan came in to his office and took a seat in his chair. He noticed that Solas kept a jar of sweets and took of the candies and put it in his mouth. 

"Ah, professor Elgar'nan, thank you for coming in." Solas said, trying to hide his smirk. 

Elgar'nan had been going through it as the youth say. He was already in the midst of nursing his broken heart upon discovering that Rook and Emmrich are officially together. Then, come to find out, he has not been offered any classes to teach for the summer nor fall semesters. He also noticed that he had been reassigned. When Solas asked him to come to his office, he had no idea what was happening, but he knew Solas was behind it. 

"Dean Lavellan, I noticed that I have no classes to teach for the summer and fall semesters. I also noticed that I have been reassigned to a different role. What is the meaning of all of this?" He asked in a calm but irritated tone.

Solas took a seat and adjusted his legs.

"Professor, you are knowledgeable in your subject matter and it shows. However, your approach to teaching and shaping minds and guiding them, leaves more to be desired. I have also recieved a number of complaints from students and colleagues about your behavior and lack of judgement. Your colleagues have also complained about your demeanor and treatment of them." Solas explained.

"If this is about Dr. Ingellvar, I am going to keep my distance from her as she has made it clear that she prefers the company of Professor Volkarin." Elgar'nan quickly said.

"I am certain she will appreciate that. The Board of Trustees were not pleased with your stunt at the trip meeting and adding to all of the complaints that have been made against you, they decided that you would be reassigned in the hopes that you would follow the corrective actions they recommended." Solas continued.

Elgar'nan's face turned pale. He was close to fainting. He had lost his tenure and his salary was cut as well. What he didn't anticipate was the next thing Solas was going to tell him.

"The Board of Trustees initially recommended that you would be fired but I offered a parachute of sorts. Your salary would be cut, you will no longer be teaching, and you will be required to attend therapy. However, you will have your tenure, but you will be my Executive Assistant. Meaning, you will be working directly under me, in the office next to mine." Solas smiled wickedly as those words were weaved into a spell of pettiness.

Elgar'nan knew he was truly cooked. 

"In all honesty, I preferred to be fired but I have bills to pay. Very well, I agree to yours and the Board of Trustee's recommendation." He complied in resignation as he signed his new employee contract.

Solas gave a smile that reached his eyes, "One more thing, Elgar'nan, the Board of Trustees also wanted me to tell you that they hate your toupee and have personally requested that you either remove it or get hair plugs. It really is tacky looking."

Elgar'nan removed his toupee and threw it in the trash, "I am regretting this decision immediately." 

"Didn't you say you have bills to pay?" Solas said smugly, "I would be remiss if I didn't mention that hair plugs and hair transplant procedures are covered by our excellent health insurance plans."

Elgar'nan gave Solas an annoyed and angry look. He feels like he had truly lost everything, even though he was given a "parachute." This arrangement truly felt like a punishment. Adding more salt to the open wound, he noticed a familiar piece of furniture in the corner of Solas' office. His velvet, golden couch that he lost to Solas at the Cantori Diamond at the last Wintersend Party. 

Elgar'nan was truly well and cooked.

"By the way, you should thank your sister for suggesting some of these corrective measures. After all, she was the one that saved your ungrateful ass." Solas said in passing.

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🤬Dumbass Brother🤬

Elgar'nan: SISTER!!!!! 

Elgar'nan: SISTER!!!!!

Elgar'nan: SISTER!!!!!

Elgar'nan: SISTER!!!!!

Ghilil'nan: WHAT!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Elgar'nan: WHY DID YOU SNITCH ON ME TO SOLAS?!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY SISTER, MY WINGWOMAN, MY BEST FRIEND!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ghilil'nan: Snitching to Solas is me being your sister, your best friend and your wing woman! The Board of Trustees was going to fire your dumb ass!

Elgar'nan: I'D RATHER BE FIRED THAN BE SOLAS' ASSISTANT!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬

Ghilil'nan: 🙄 Shut. The. Fuck. Up. It's because of me that you still have a job, have your tenure and benefits. I am sick and tired of your bullshit and Andruil is too. We were waiting to speak with you once you got home but since YOU decided to be an asshole about everything, Andruil and I have decided to kick you out of our home! So you're welcome for still having a job because you need to find a new place to live soon.

Elgar'nan: ........how....could you?! I have been nothing but an awesome roommate!

Ghilil'nan: No you haven't! You leave dishes in the sink for us to wash, in your drunken nights you have thrown up in our bathtub and then wake us up to clean it and whenever you have dates and go back to your room, you and your date are so loud that Andruil and I cannot sleep! WE ARE SICK OF YOUR SHIT! GROW THE FUCK UP! GO TO THERAPY! FUCK!!

Elgar'nan: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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The group decided to get together the first weekend of summer break at Emmrich's town home for their latest game night. Emmrich offered to host as Manfred will be sleeping at Breks' home for the night for their own gaming night. Emmrich picked Rook up from her apartment and drove her back to his place.

She was wowed at the sight of his home. His front yard hosts a community garden for his neighbors to pick the vegetables/fruits/plants they need for whatever reason. He also has a mini-library box for people to borrow books and movies from him. Sometimes there are video games in there that Manfred likes to leave for the kids in the neighborhood to borrow. She admired the communal spirit of Emmrich's neighborhood, something she missed dearly at her current apartment complex. She entered his home and was blown away by the way his home was decorated. Touches of Gothic elegance and coziness laid throughout the home. Emmrich happily showed her the guest rooms, Manfred's bedroom which was charmingly decorated with Manfred's art collection, his collectibles, gaming PC and his knitting project that he was working on as a gift for Jules, a long cowl scarf with a detailed, jewel beetle pattern in a glittering, chrome yarn that must have cost him a bit of gold. 

"Manfred's room is adorable! I had no idea he knitted! I have some yarn that I am more than happy to give him!" Rook exclaimed as she looked at the delicate pattern. 

"Oh he would love that! He loves knitting in his down time. He usually works on it wherever he goes but this project is a surprise for Jules' birthday." Emmrich explained.

"That's so sweet! So, are you going to show me where the magic happens?" She teased.

"Of course my dear," He said as opened the door to the master bedroom which was a little further away from Manfred's room. 

Emmrich's bedroom was a palace bedroom compared to Rook's in her apartment. She was in awe in how large and spacious it was. The 4 post bed was delicate and elegantly decorated in lush greens and grays. The comforter was a lovely, and plush knitted blanket that Manfred made for his father. Rook decided to lay down on Emmrich's King Size bed and roll around, enjoying how soft and comfortable the mattress is. Emmrich smiled at her joy and also had inappropriate thoughts about finding Rook nude in his bed. He quickly had to get his thoughts under control in order to conduct the rest of the tour for her before the rest of the group arrived.

"So soft and comfortable." Rook said smiling as she sat up. Emmrich sat down next to her on the bed and put his arm around ger waist. 

"It seems you are making yourself home here." Emmrich joked.

"How can I not?! It's a lovely home! I can imagine it must been a fun experience for Manfred to grow up here." She said.

"Manfred and I moved here fairly recently, about a year ago. While we loved living in the Necropolis, we both needed a change and somewhere closer to the University." Emmrich explained.

"Oh, I understand that completely. I need to eventually buy a new car and start looking for another place to live. But the car takes priority." She said.

"Oh I understand completely. You did mention that it's on it's last legs." Emmrich commented.

"Yeah, it's 15 years old. I love her dearly but she can't handle drives like she used to. The last time I drove her was to our first game night together." She reminisced.

"Oh I remember. I thought you were so stunning but I was afraid to say something off-color." He said blushing as he rembered what Rook had on that night.

Rook chuckled, "To be fair, I had very inappropriate thoughts about you that night. You looked so handsome."

She gently pushed Emmrich down on the bed and out her head on his chest.

"I know we've been going out with each other for 5 months but I feel so safe and comfortable with you. I feel like I've known you my whole life." She said.

"As have I my darling. I know it's too soon to ask," He began.

"You want me to move in with you?" She asked. 

Emmrich blushed, "Yes but only when you are comfortable with it. I already spoke with Manfred and he is amenable to it as long as we are discreet when we are intimate."

"Yeah, he made fun of us for how loud we were on the trip. But I'm glad he's okay with it. My lease ends after Wintersend so I guess little by little I move my things in?" She asked looking up at him.

"Of course my love." Emmrich responded and kissed her on her forehead. The doorbell rang and they both sighed and sat up. They got up from their bed and made their way to the living room to answer the door. Taash, Harding, Lucanis and Neve came in bringing food,  drinks and desserts for the group. Bellara and Davrin followed after them with more food and snacks. A lovely, petite, blond woman comes in to help Davrin set up the snacks and food. They murmur to each other as she kisses him on the cheek and they both chuckle softly. Varric arrived an hour later with all of the games and began setting up as Davrin introduces his significant other. 

"Hey everyone, this is my new girlfriend, Fiona, she works at the Arlathan National Park Animal Rescue." Davrin said with a big smile.

"Hi everyone, Davrin's told me so much about all of you and your game nights, so I'm excited to see what it's all about." She said slightly nervously.

The group greeted her fondly and welcomed her with open arms. Fiona was nervous meeting Davrin's friends but also excited to be joining another gaming group after her last one devolved into chaos. She told Davrin the whole story and he suggested to try his group out.

"So Fiona, are you Davrin's mystery date from those months ago?" Lucanis asked with smirk.

"Oh yes! We started dating a few months ago and we decided that we really liked each other a lot and figured, let's give this a shot." She said.

"So, since you and Davrin worked together in different areas of the park, have you been coworkers long?" Neve asked.

"Oh that's a fun question! So I started a little bit after Davrin. We would say hi and exchange pleasantries with each other. It wasn't until Davrin got the okay to bring Assan to work that we started to hang out and talk more. Of course Assan is sneaky and so adorable so he would come to our offices for treats and how could I say no to that adorable face. Davrin would come in running and apologize but I didn't mind. It was also nice for me to see Davrin too. I was too shy and scared to ask him out for drinks. So I told Uncle Eldrin and here we are." Fiona recalled.

"Aww that's adorable." Harding commented.

"I thought Uncle Eldrin was fucking with me when he told me that Fiona had a crush me. He swore up and down that it was true so I was like, all right I'll ask her out." Davrin replied.

"Even when he fucks with everyone, Uncle Eldrin always looks out for you." Taash said.

"We all love Uncle Eldrin at the park. It's going to suck a bit when he retires. The guests love him too." Fiona commented.

"Babe, you know the story of the professor that Uncle Eldrin fucked with last year?" Davrin asked.

"Oh! The one where the asshole professor was being a dick to all of the park rangers and shit the rivers of Arlathan to the point that the EPA had to come out to determine the damage?" Fiona recalled.

"That's the one. Sadly, we know the guy that was a dick to y'all. Sorry about that." Varric said as he finished setting up the game.

"Oh speaking of! Professor Elgar'nan got removed from the faculty rosters!" Bellara exclaimed.

"Holy shit, no fucking way!" Varric exclaimed.

"Oh yeah, it's true. Elgar'nan's been reassigned to work as Solas' personal assistant." Rook said, confirming Bellara's statement, "Ghilil'nan texted me and she told me he crashed out hard."

"Hahahahahahahah! I'm sorry that's amazing!" Varric said laughing. 

"Karma's a bitch as they say." Neve remarked as she sipped her water.

"Anyway, shall we eat first and then game?" Emmrich asked. 

As soon as the group finished eating and exchanged stories. They got back to their story with Varric narrating and the group with their dice in hand.

"We last left off with the team making their way to Fereldan to get some more information and allies along the way. While Dalia and Audric used up most of the spell slots, they can still fight but y'all you need to defend them, especially Audric since his melee attacks are low damage."

"Speak for yourself, Varric, I can still heal, I just need extra time to mix the potions." Emmrich replied.

"Whatever Bones, along the way, the party encounters a gang of Darkspawn trying to terrorize the small village of Lothering. You all have the choice to move on or save the village." Varric narrated.

"I'd say we save the village." Taash said. 

"Okay how many Darkspawn are there?" Harding asked.

"Who has the ability to scout the Darkspawn?" Rook asked.

The group looked at Davrin and Lucanis.

"One, two three, not it!" Lucanis quickly said.

"Oh come on Lucanis! I don't have the ability to scout!" Davrin said.

"You have the Griffon. The Griffon can fly over and scout how many Darkspawn there are." Lucanis replied.

"But you're a rogue and wizard! You can sneak, turn invisible, something!" Davrin said.

"Gentleman, why don't you roll for initiative?" Emmrich suggested smugly. 

Davrin and Lucanis looked at each other then smiled. Fiona was trying hard to stifle her laughter.

"Fine, whoever rolls lowest, has to scout." Davrin said. 

Lucanis picked up his D20 dice and rolled. He rolled a 8. He looked displeased but began looking over his abilities and spells, anticipating that Davrin was going to roll higher than him. 

"Oh I'm so going to roll higher than you." Davrin laughed. He rolled his D20 dice and came out as a critical failure. He rolled a 1.

"Oh come the fuck on?!" Davrin moaned in frustration. The group began laughing at Davrin's misfortune as now he had to roll again for his griffon to scout the number of Darkspawn invading the village. Davrin rolled for his griffon and got a critical hit. 

"So, Assan flies high in the air and scouts the Darkspawn attacking the village, thankfully, he discovers that it's only a small group of 4 darkspawn soldiers. Assan decides to thin their numbers a bit and flies down to strike one of them. He succeeds in not only striking the darkspawn but picks him up, flies high in the air and drops him to his gory death. Good job, Assan." Varric narrated. 

Davrin was satisfied with the roll. "Well, that went better than expected."

"The rest of the group decided to save the village from the Darkspawn. Once all was said and done, the group defeated the Darkspawn and the villagers were happy that they were saved. Though, the party did take some damage. Audric took 3 hit points but managed to keep most of you healed to full health. Tinker you take 4 points of damage from the ricochet from your bullets and Hilda you took 6 points." Varric narrated.

As everyone was taking notes and adjusting their hit points, Fiona was enjoying herself and the group dynamic. She figured that she could talk to Varric to see if she can join in on the next game night. 

"So with the villagers saved and cheering, they decided to throw you all a huge party. The group gains 400 experience points and 20 gold each from what the villagers were able to put together." Varric said.

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As soon as the game ended, everyone stayed late to pack up some food to go and to help Emmrich clean up the kitchen and living room. Davrin was relieved to see that his friends and Fiona enjoyed each other's company, so much so that the group asked her if she wanted to join them. Naturally she accepted and informed Varric that she already had a character ready to go. 

"So Fiona and I have to get going. We have a a couple of field trips coming to the park and we need to get ready and get our sleep." Davrin said. 

"I had a great time with all of you! Thank you so much for including me!" Fiona said cheerfully. 

"Bye Fiona, it was a pleasure to finally meet you!" Rook said as she gave her a quick hug.

"We have to get going too, Taash and I need to get things together for their party next week." Harding said, "Obviously, y'all are invited, it's going to be fun!"

The group began to say their goodbyes to each other. Once everyone left, Emmrich and Rook sat down on their couch to take a quick breath. 

"So, we met the lovely Fiona." Emmrich commented.

"I think she and Davrin are cute together. She brings out his softer side. It's so nice to see." Rook replied.

"So, I know I mentioned that I would give you swimming lessons..." Emmrich said.

Rook's interest was piqued but she was also afraid of the water. However, she knew Emmrich would keep her safe.

"So...elaborate on that..." she asked, leaning on him.

"I mean, we are alone, and the pool is in the backyard, it's only 5 feet deep, we can do a short lesson and then go to bed." Emmrich suggested, " Only if you are comfortable."

"Hmmm, well, I don't have my bathing suit packed, maybe skinny dipping?" Rook smiled as she batted her eyelashes.

Emmrich loved the idea of skinny dipping with Rook. 

"I think that can be arranged." He said with a smile.

An hour later, Rook and Emmrich stripped their clothing off and entered the pool. Since Rook was too scared to venture further, Emmrich held her as he was teaching her how to float. Even though they were in the water, Emmrich felt warm as she held him and floated in the pool. 

"I know trying something new is scary but you are doing a great job, Laila." Emmrich praised.

"Well, I have a great teacher." She said. 

Emmrich carried her as she carefully put her feet down and kissed him. She pressed her body to hug him and Emmrich couldn't contain his excitement any longer.

"Oh!" Laila chuckled as she felt his erection.

"Oh Laila, I'm so sorry." Emmrich blushed.

She chuckled again as wrapped her legs around his waist and wrapped her arms around his neck.

"You know, I've never had sex in a pool before." She whispered in his ear.

Emmrich nearly lost himself when she whispered in his ear. 

"What do you think, Professor? I know trying something new can be scary but, do you want to try this with me." She teased.

Emmrich smiled and growled as he gripped her ass tightly and gently positioned himself inside her. Laila moaned at the feeling of Emmrich's cock entering inside her. It was a different sensation since they were in the pool but it felt glorious nonetheless. Emmrich began to slowly thrust inside her as her moans began to crescendo with each thrust. With each moan getting louder, he began to speed up his thrusts to hit the spots that he knows that sends her over the edge.

Rook contiued to hold on to Emmrich tightly as the sensation and pleasure were coursing through her body from Emmrich's thunderous thrusts. Emmrich then moved his hand to find her nub. He used his thumb to gently massage her engorged bud which sent Rook into overdrive. She was moaning loudly as Emmrich picked up pace to the point that he was railing her hard.

In the midst of their passionate lovemaking, the sounds of the water in the pool splashing, sending ripples as Rook's moans rippled throughout the home and neighborhood. Emmrich crashed his lips to hers to savor and swallow her sounds of pleasure. She was close to to the edge as he was fucking her with a punishing rhythm and massaging her bud. Emmrich was not far along and decided to try something new with her. He needed to time it correctly.

As soon as he knew that she was ready to come, he pressed her nub and sent Rook to not only fall of the edge but to descend at full force. She didn't scream, she howled in pleasure as Emmrich growled loudly while he continued to fuck her as he spilled inside her. As soon as they came down from their post-coital bliss, they held each other as they gently drifted in the pool. 

"Wow...that was incredible." Rook sighed as she held Emmrich and nuzzled his neck. "Where did you learn to do that to my clit!?"

"Oh, I figured I'd try something new. I read about it in a book on sexual techniques. If you didn't like it, we won't do it again." Emmrich said. 

"Oh, please do it again! It felt so good!" Rook said giggling and kissing him everywhere. 

They kissed each other and as soon as they got their energy back, they got out of the pool, dried themselves off, picked up their pile of clothes and entered the home. They both showered and got ready for bed.

"Do you think we woke up the neighbors?" Rook asked.

"Very likely, but I don't care what they think. Let them talk." Emmrich said smoothly.

He held Rook and gently pushed her down to the bed. He cuddled her as she held him in return. 

"Emmrich, once my lease is done, I would love to move in with you." She said.

"Of course my love. Anything you want." He replied as he kissed her.

"Goodnight, my handsome professor." She said.

"Goodnight, my darling Dr. Ingellvar." He said as he kissed her.

The two lovebirds fell asleep quickly and soundly.

Chapter Text

Wintersend Faculty Party, Golden Hallah Karaoke Bar and Bistro, 7 months later.

The lights were sparkling bright in downtown Nevarra as Wintersend was in full swing. The Golden Halla Karaoke Bar and Bistro was vibrant and full of life as the University of Nevarra Faculty Party got off to a raucous start with Solas congratulating his staff and the faculty for making it through the year. In between the chaos of the class trip, midterms, finals, grades, meetings, internal shake ups and new employees joining, the team was relieved to have made it to Wintersend with their sanity intact. The drinks were pouring, the faculty and their friends and family were enjoying the food the Golden Halla had to offer. 

"I know I'm picky with anyone that tries to make any dish from Tevinter, but this kachipurri is delicious! I need another one!" Neve exclaimed in delight as she feasted on her tasty dinner.

"Cariño, this the 4th one you've had and you're due any minute. Take it easy!" Lucanis reminded his very pregnant wife.

"Just get me one to go, then! The contractions haven't hit yet." Neve said matter of factly.

Lucanis sighed, "Cariño, we don't want to end up giving birth at the bar like Illario and Zara." 

"First of all, Illario was performing his last show in Denerim. Second, Zara went into labor at the end of the musical number, and third, their baby girl is so cute." Neve said.

Lucanis laughed recalling Illario's discovery upon finding out Zara was having a girl, "I'll never forget Illario calling me crying the moment he and Zara found out that they were having a little girl. He was happy to have a princesa but now he has to teach her to stay away from men like him. Karma is so funny."

While Lucanis and Neve were enjoying what was likely the last time they were going to be with their friends for a while anyway, Andruil and Ghilil'nan were enjoying each other's and the company of their peers and friends.

"Gilly, you look so stunning in this outfit." Andruil cooed as she swooned over her lovely wife.

"You did say I needed more color in my wardrobe and I must say, Professor Volkarin has good taste. He helped me pick this suit out. I didn't realize green looked so good on me." Ghilil'nan replied.

"It really does, it compliments you." Andruil replied.

"Shathaan, where did Taash get their dragon kigurumi? It is adorable! I was thinking of getting something like that for me and Andruil." Ghilil'nan asked.

"Oh! Dr. Ingellvar said she found it in a shop in Treviso. Taash was so happy that it fit them and that it also fits their horns! Lace told me they wear it when they get ready for bed." Shathaan replied.

"Rook does have a knack for finding the most thoughtful gifts. I may need to ask her where else they sell kigurumis. I wonder if they have halla ones?" Ghilil'nan wondered.

"They definitely do!" Bellara exclaimed, "I have the nug one!"

"I have the halla one, it's so cute and comes in different colors. Fair warning, the Halla one runs small in the back, so you may have to size up." Irelin commented. 

On the other area of the Bistro and Bar, Solas, Ellana, Varric and Bianca were reviewing their Wintersend Party Plans. Mostly in between drinks and debates between Solas and Varric over what to serve while Bianca and Ellana were side eyeing their significant others knowing full well that both men will forget about this discussion once they've had drinks in them. 

"Chuckles, we are not doing pizza again." Varric groaned.

"Varric, it's the easiest option and we can go with different flavors and toppings!" Solas argued.

"Chuckles! We agreed to serve something different this year! We've done pizza and beer the last couple of years now!" Varric replied.

"Pizza and beer is cost effective and everyone else can bring their own dishes!" Solas exclaimed.

"Just do a pot luck, Chuckles! That's more cost effective!" Varric shouted.

Ellana and Bianca looked at each other and sighed in annoyance. "Did you already order the food?"

"Yup, they're going to be at this all night so might as well order the food and drinks and let them figure it out." Bianca replied.

At the Karaoke section, Davrin, Eldrin, Fiona, Taash, Lace, Rook and Emmrich were laughing and having a great time going over the song choices. Davrin sang a hilarious rendition of the 90's classic Bitch. Fiona cackled at him but then kissed him as he got off the stage.

"Wow, you were really off key." Eldrin commented.

"Wow, thanks Uncle Eldrin. You're an ass." Davrin replied.

"You're just mad cause you don't have my swagger." Eldrin said smugly.

"Okay, enough you two." Fiona said chuckling. 

"Davrin you looked like you were having fun and that's all that matters." Emmrich said.

"You did great! And you had fun. That's the whole point of karaoke anyway." Rook said.

"Davrin, it was a great choice and song pick." Lace commented. 

"You messed up the timing on some of the lines." Taash commented as they were laughing.

Davrin side eyed Taash. "Fine, you get up there and do it!"

"Maybe Lace and I will once we have a few drinks in us!" They retorted.

The group was laughing until they noticed Elgar'nan going to the stage and sitting on the piano. While he looked better than he had in months, he was still wearing a permanent sadness on his face. His hair transplant procedure went well and his hair looks fuller and better than before. Despite this, he was clearly drunk and depressed. A bad combo for karaoke night.

"Oh fuck. Here we go." Rook commented.

"Oh no fucking way! This is hilarious!" Eldrin laughed, "Davrin, Taash, Fiona, ready your recorders."

"Wait, Eldrin, what are you talking about?!" Rook asked.

"Oh just wait and see. It's going to be iconic." Fiona said with her mischievous grin.

Elgar'nan began to play the song, Careless Whisper. As soon as he saw Rook and Emmrich with his arm around Rook's waist, his heartbreak and tears poured through his voice. As soon as he got to the chorus, Taash, Eldrin, Davrin and Fiona blew on their recorders to play along with Elgar'nan singing, sobbing, throwing up and drunkenly playing the piano. It got so loud that some of the patrons left to protect their ears.

"I think this would be a good time to step outside for some fresh air, Darling." Emmrich shouted over the cacophony of recorders, sobbing and sloppily played piano keys.

"Agreed." Rook said as she covered her ears.

Emmrich and Rook made their way to the back patio. It is reminiscent of the café in the Memorial Gardens, only in the form of a rustic Bistro Bar. Emmrich and Rook walked to the farthest end to escape from the sounds of the recorders and Elgar'nan's drunken wailing. The snow was falling gently and the sky was a lovely array of iridescent colors, one of the things that made Nevarra beautiful during the Winter. 

"Those recorders really assault your ears." Emmrich said.

"You have experience with that?" Rook quipped.

"Oh Manfred used to play the recorder in grade school. I supported but when he missed a note, my ears truly felt it." Emmrich explained. 

Rook turned to look at him. His profile was so handsome in the moonlight and his gray hair sparkled like silver, bathed in it's light. He was truly perfect.

Emmrich turned to look at her. She was so beautiful and the moonlight shined on her. Her hair grew a little bit and she was dressed in such a charming and yet, enticing manner. Wearing a dark green pinafore and a black, long sleeve, velvet blouse and opaque tights and black boots, Emmrich was tempted to take her back to his home and let her make love to him, all night long. Of course, he had to keep those thoughts for later. 

"You know, it's been a year since we met." Rook said she wrapped her arms around his neck.

They kissed each other and drew apart for breath. 

"And what a wonderful year it has been, my love." Emmrich replied.

Emmrich's mind and heart were racing. He was beyond nervous and scared. But tonight was the night. And he needed to know.

"Laila, before I met you, I had resigned myself to be alone and just raise Manfred. Which was fine and I have made my peace. Then, you entered my life, this time last year. In that stunning purple dress and your striking, lilac eyes, electrifying the room and setting my heart on fire." Emmrich said.

"You and your silver tongue. I thought you were the most beautiful man I have ever seen. I mean, you are the most beautiful man I've ever seen." Rook replied, softly blushing and smiling.

"Now, where was I? Oh yes, this past year with you has been incredible. We survived our first trip together and we will likely go on many more to come. You have brought so much vibrancy and fun in my life. You are full of joy, passion and fire; so kind, gentle and not afraid to stand up for yourself and others. I have always dreamed of someone to share my life with and I am so happy that I am sharing it with you." He said.

Emmrich began to get down on one knee. Rook gasped and began crying.

"Emmrich?! What are you doing?!" Rook asked in shock.

Emmrich smiled as went into his pocket and pulled out a box. He opened it to reveal a ring in white gold. The band featured shroud's kiss flowers on each end and an alexandrite stone, front and center in a marquis cut. The minute she saw the ring, Rook began sobbing uncontrollably. 

"Dr. Laila "Rook" Ingellvar, will you do me the honor of being my wife?" Emmrich asked nervously. 

Rook was still processing what was happening but she knew the answer. Her heart and mind had already known the answer for months now.

"Yes! Yes! I've been waiting for you to ask me!" Rook exclaimed as she was shedding tears of joy. 

Emmrich let out a sigh that he had been holding all night. He placed the ring on Rook's finger, quickly stood up and kissed Rook fervently and joyfully. 

"Ahem, congratulations you two but your turn to sing is next." Varric said.

Emmrich and Rook quickly stopped and turned to Varric.

"How long were standing there, Varric?" Rook asked, blushing furiously.

"Long enough. I'm happy for the both of you. Now go in there and sing your hearts out." Varric said. 

"Of course. Thank you Varric." Emmrich said. 

"I can't wait to tell our friends! Oh, the wedding, we need to start planning for that!" Rook said.

"All in due time my love." Emmrich chuckled.

As soon as Emmrich and Rook went back inside, Varric took out his phone and began typing a message in the chat:

👰🏻‍♂️Operation Get Rook and Emmrich Married🤵🏻‍♂️

DungeonDaddyTethras as changed the name of the Group Chat.