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The night was thick with the scent of crushed earth, spilled wine, and sweat. The students, draped in white robes, moved in wild, unrestrained rhythms, their bodies casting twisting shadows against the flickering torchlight. Their minds swam in the chaos of their own making, drunk on ritual, on pleasure, on something far older than they could name. It was perfect.
And it had caught the attention of someone who had not been called upon in a long, long time.
High above them, unseen but watching, Dionysus observed the revelry with a knowing smirk. It had been centuries since any mortals had attempted something so ambitious, so pure in its intent. A true Bacchanal. It was imperfect, of course—nothing mortal could ever reach the heights of his past glory—but it was close. Close enough for him to intervene.
He needed someone. Someone to spread his influence beyond this night, to reign over more than just this single debauchery. He studied them each, one by one.
Francis—too unreliable.
Richard—too selfish.
Henry—too rigid, despite his pretensions.
Charles—too weak of spirit.
Bunny—Dionysus nearly laughed. No. Not him.
But then there was Camilla.
She was perfect. Intelligent, composed, yet capable of abandon when necessary. She had the makings of a leader, a ruler. She could take the Bacchanal and make it more, transform it into something eternal. There was just one problem.
She was a woman.
And that would not do.
As the Bacchanal reached its height, the torches flared unnaturally bright, and the air thickened with something electric, something divine. The students stilled, their movements slowing as an unseen presence pressed upon them. The firelight flickered, casting strange shadows, and then—
A figure emerged.
Tall, wreathed in ivy and the heavy scent of wine, eyes glinting with something inhuman. Dionysus.
They gasped, some falling to their knees, some gripping each other in silent terror. Henry, breathless, stared at the god, unable to speak.
Dionysus raised a hand. Slowly, deliberately, he pointed.
At Camilla.
"Ἄναξ βασιλεύς," he intoned, his voice rich and terrible in its beauty. Ruler King.
A pulse of energy surged from his outstretched hand, slamming into her like a lightning strike. She screamed—not in pain, but in something deeper, something primal, as if her very being was unmade and reshaped in an instant.
The others could only watch, frozen in place, as the transformation took hold.
Her limbs lengthened, her frame broadening, muscles forming beneath her skin as if sculpted by the gods themselves. Her face sharpened, all soft edges refined into something striking, statuesque—something undeniably, devastatingly beautiful. She grew taller, taller than Charles, taller than Henry. Her white robe, once fitting, now hung awkwardly, too short, too tight in some places, too loose in others.
Then silence.
Camilla—no, not Camilla—stood amidst the broken remnants of what she had been.
All eyes were on her—on him.
She swallowed, and even that sounded different. Her throat felt deeper, her chest heavier. And when she spoke, the voice that came forth was rich, low, commanding in a way it never had been before.
"Why are you all staring at me like that?"
No answer.
Something was wrong. Something was deeply, terribly wrong. Her body felt foreign, unfamiliar in ways that set her heart hammering against her ribs. The fabric against her skin was wrong. The air around her, the weight in her limbs—wrong.
"Who was that?" she asked, confused, her voice ringing unfamiliar in her own ears.
And then, slowly, she looked down at herself.
She saw.
And she screamed.
Her brother was the first to break the silence.
"Camilla?" Charles' voice was hoarse, uncertain.
She looked up at him, panicked, her wide eyes darting between the stunned faces around her.
"What’s going on?" she demanded. "What’s happened to me?"
The others stared, unable to speak.
Above them, Dionysus merely smiled.
His work had only just begun.
Camilla's scream tore through the clearing, raw and disbelieving. She stumbled backward, clutching at her chest, at the fabric of her robe that suddenly felt too small, at the broad, firm planes of a body that was no longer hers.
"Shut up," Henry snapped, his voice harsh and unsteady. His hands were shaking. "Just—just shut up for a second!"
"Shut up?" Camilla whirled on him, her new voice vibrating deep in her throat, sending another shudder of panic through her. "Shut up? What the fuck just happened to me?!"
"Yeah, Henry, what the fuck just happened?" Francis demanded, his usual sarcastic drawl laced with something sharper—disbelief, maybe even fear. "Who was that? And why the fuck is Camilla—" He gestured wildly toward her, unable to finish the sentence.
"That was Dionysus." Henry’s voice was quieter now, controlled but taut.
"Yeah, no shit," Richard muttered, rubbing his temple. "The literal god of debauchery and wine just showed up in the middle of our fucking Bacchanal and—what? Decided he needed a laugh?"
Camilla wasn’t listening. She was still staring at her hands, flexing her fingers as if expecting them to disappear, to change back. They didn’t. They were bigger, stronger, veins prominent beneath the skin. And her voice—God, her voice. Every time she spoke, it sent a fresh wave of horror crashing through her.
She turned to Charles, desperate. "Charles. Charles, say something."
Her brother hadn’t moved, hadn’t even blinked. He was still staring at her with wide, stunned eyes, his face unreadable. "Camilla…?" His voice cracked. "Is that… are you…?"
"Of course, it’s me!" she nearly shouted, and there it was again—that deep, resonant voice, not hers, not hers, not hers.
Francis let out a short, unhinged laugh. "Holy shit. This is insane."
Richard ran a hand through his hair. "No, what’s insane is that we’re standing here acting like this is normal."
"Nothing about this is normal," Henry snapped.
"You think I don’t know that?!" Camilla shot back. She could feel her pulse pounding in her temples, her breath coming short and fast. Her robe was suffocating, clinging to her all wrong. She grabbed at it, trying to adjust it, but there was nothing she could do to make it feel right.
"Okay, everyone, just—just shut up," Henry said again, this time more forcefully. He turned to her. "Camilla. Look, I know you’re—" He hesitated, trying to find the right words. "I know you’re freaking out. But we need to think. We need to—"
"Think?" she repeated, incredulous. "Henry, I am a fucking man right now!"
"Yes. We noticed," Francis said dryly.
"Oh, fuck off!" she snapped at him.
"Camilla, listen," Charles interrupted, stepping closer. He looked like he wanted to reach for her but was afraid to. "We need to figure this out. We need to understand what just happened. What exactly did Dionysus say?"
Henry frowned. "Ruler king. He pointed at Camilla and called her ‘ruler king.’ And then—"
"And then he fucking changed me, " she said through gritted teeth. "Why? Why would he do this?"
"Maybe he needs a king, not a queen," Richard said.
"Oh, great. So I just got fucking gender-swapped because some ancient god has a preference?"
"Not just a preference," Henry murmured, thinking. "Dionysus—he’s a god of transformation, of duality. There are stories about him challenging the rigid order of things. Maybe he needed a ruler, and in his eyes, that had to be a man."
"Then why not pick one of you?" she snapped.
That shut everyone up for a second.
"Good question," Francis muttered.
"Maybe…" Charles hesitated, glancing at her. "Maybe because you were the only one who was…right for it."
Camilla let out a sharp, bitter laugh. "Yeah? Well, I don’t want to be right for it."
Silence.
"Okay," Richard finally said. "So what do we do?"
"Do?" Camilla repeated. "We fix this! We find a way to turn me back!"
"And how do you propose we do that?" Henry asked.
She opened her mouth. Then closed it. She had no idea.
"Exactly," Henry said, watching her carefully. "So until we figure it out, maybe we should focus on what just happened and why."
She exhaled sharply, raking a hand through her hair—her short, unfamiliar hair.
Francis crossed his arms, eyeing her. "You know, I hate to say this, but… you look kind of insanely good like this."
"Francis, I will kill you," she growled.
"Just saying," he said, smirking. "Dionysus gave you the full Greek statue treatment. If we weren’t all losing our minds, I’d say you should be flattered."
She shot him a glare so sharp that he raised his hands in mock surrender.
"Okay, okay, bad timing. My bad."
Richard shook his head. "So what now?"
Everyone looked at Henry.
Henry sighed. "Now? We figure out what the hell Dionysus actually wants. Because I don’t think this was just for show."
They all turned back to Camilla—no, not Camilla.
Whoever she was now.
And somewhere in the darkness, Dionysus watched, smiling.
His game had only just begun.