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SilverWolf created a group
SilverWolf added 8 people
SilverWolf renamed the group to “randos”
SilverWolf locked the group
SilverWolf made Caelus an admin
SilverWolf
hi i hacked @Caelus nd added a bunch of their contacts to this chat
have fun whores
SilverWolf went offline
Gepard
…
I have never been called something so disrespectful to my face before
Jing Yuan
Haha I must agree, at least since I got my position
Lynx
@Gepard what about serval
Gepard
Oh you’re right
I have never been called something so disrespectful to my face by someone who wasn’t my sister before
Jing Yuan
Oh? What a delightful relationship you two must have
Gepard
I wouldn’t trade it for anything tbh
Caelus
wait pause
@SilverWolf WTF??!?!
SilverWolf
lmao get gud
SilverWolf went offline
Caelus
GIRL AT LEAST STAY AND CHAT IF UR GONNA DO THIS
Asta
Oh my
Qingque
woahhh it’s a bunch of names i don’t recognise
Luka
who are these ppl 👀
Caelus
so uh
this chat seems to be a random assortment of ppl I’ve met ig???
yeah looking at the members it’s a couple ppl from belobog, a couple from the luofu, asta from hss, then me and silver wolf
Luka
i only recognise belobog from that list 👍
Guinaifen
YOOO is that where the aetherium wars championship was held recently???
Luka
YEAH I WAS A COMPETITOR
Guinaifen
SO WAS I!!!
Luka
WAIT ARE YOU THAT STREAMER GIRL THAT CAME TO BELOBOG TO TAKE PART 🤔🤔🤔
Guinaifen
THAT WAS ME YEAH!!!
Luka
HI IF YKU DONT RECOGNISE ME IM THE GUY WITH THE METAL ARM THAT BATTLED THE TRAILBLAZERS 1ST!!
Guinaifen
HIIII I REMEMBER YOUUU
SilverWolf
how sweet
i competed 2 but u prob wont recognise my name
Luka
uhhhhhh
wait hang on i’ll get it eventually
Gepard
I don’t suppose you’re the one who hacked into the speakers are you?
SilverWolf
heh
SilverWolf went offline
Caelus
STAY ONLJNE JUST ONCE U FUCKER
Jing Yuan
A hacker named Silver Wolf?
Could it be, this chat was created by a Stellaron Hunter?
Caelus
yeahhhh that’s exactly what happened
Lynx
a stellaron what now
Caelus
oh shit yeah you guys wouldn’t have heard of them huh
Jing Yuan
Is that so?
Asta
The stellaron hunters are a group of intergalactic criminals that follow the scripts produced by destiny’s slave in order to get their desired future
Luka
wait they’re criminals???
why are they called stellaron hunters then aren’t stellarons a bad thing? wouldn’t hunting them be a good thing??
Caelus
gotta be real with you I’m not actually sure
Jing Yuan
Regardless of what their name may mean or imply, each Stellaron Hunter has an individual bounty worth billions of credits each, so they are in fact dangerous
Gepard
That’s not very reassuring
Lynx
no duh
Gepard
Lynxy shush I have a point
By being in this chat, are we in danger? Have we been strung into a script that could bring us harm?
Caelus
I mean. I don’t think so but
@SilverWolf explain yourself
Qingque
dude how are you so comfortable pinging her wtf
SilverWolf
lmao nah ur fine
this isnt part of any script i was just bored this is free entertainment
Caelus
ok so you’re only in danger of embarrassment
Guinaifen
luckily I don’t feel embarrassment!!!
Qingque
suddenly i understand u so much more
Lynx
ok you guys are cool and all but this is too much human interaction for one day goodbye
…
why can’t I leave
SilverWolf
i locked the group lol
Asta
how ominous of you…
SilverWolf
well if u all just left that wouldnt be any fun would it
so yh ur stuck here
cae has admin but im not letting u unlock the group
SilverWolf went offline
Lynx
dammit
Gepard
Don’t leave us Lynxy :(
Lynx
well I physically can’t so
Caelus
hey gepard did you realise you speak very differently when talking to your sisters compared to everyone else?
Gepard
Do I?
Qingque
yeah idk you but your tone changes v obviously when you talk to lynx
otherwise you kinda talk like the general
i mean i’m assuming you’re siblings?
Lynx
mhm
kinda funny that the hacker girl added 2/3 of us
if I was serval I’d lament about how we’re missing a piece or smth but. I’m not so
Luka
ooh backtrack who’s the general???
Jing Yuan
That would be me
General Jing Yuan of the Xianzhou Luofu, at your service
Luka
woahhh that’s so cool nice to meet you!!
i’m luka, senior member of wildfire and champion of the underworld fight club 💪
Jing Yuan
Pleasure is mine, Luka
Guinaifen
wait yeah everyone do introductions!! I need to know what I’m working with here
name and a fun fact about yourself pls!!!
I’m guinaifen and I’m a livestreamer and street performer on the xianzhou luofu!!!
Lynx
what you’re working with…?
Qingque
i’m qingque and i’ve decided i need to teach all of u celestial jade
Lynx
do we really need to say our names they’re our handles
Luka
imm luka and my metal arm can be used as a weapon 😎😎😎
Lynx
dude you already went
Gepard
Lynx…
Caelus
stop being a hater and introduce urself 😡
Lynx
fine
lynx. explorer.
Gepard
Gepard, captain of the Silvermane Guards
Lynx
bro is that rly the only fun fact you have
Gepard
…
I…like to take care of plants…?
Qingque
lynx i hate to be that person but u didn’t give us much either
Asta
I’m Asta, lead researcher on Herta Space Station, and my friend says I have an online shopping addiction 😅
Caelus
he’s kind of right y’know
Asta
Caelus I thought you’d be on my side D:
Caelus
well it was def helpful when we outscammed that scammer
but sometimes I think you don’t realise just how much you spend
Asta
Oh :(
Guinaifen
caelus your turn!!!!!
Caelus
don’t you all know me though?
Luka
FUN FACT FUN FACT
Caelus
OKAY UM
my friends call me a raccoon :)
Gepard
Is this a March 7th nickname?
Caelus
you’d be surprised at how often dan heng has said it too
Guinaifen
ok ok cool is that everyone??
@Caelus admin rights pls 🥰
Caelus
what why
I’m scared
Guinaifen
just for a second!! I wanna do a funny
you can take it away when I’m done pleeeeeeeease
Caelus
ok I’ll trust u this once
Caelus made Guinaifen an admin
Qingque
interesting choice i gotta say
Guinaifen renamed themself to going live!!!
going live!!! changed 8 names
going live!!!
ok I’m done 🥰
trash raccoon removed going live!!! as an admin
trash raccoon
wait how do you know about the trash???
mr captain guy
Is there anybody who doesn’t know about the trash by now?
general
What’s this about trash, Caelus?
trash raccoon
AHAHAH NOTHIGN GENERAL DONT WORRY ABOUT IT
mr captain guy
Well, I guess not everyone
This is a strange name
going live!!!
you see along with the strong captain vibes you have you also give off a lot of guy vibes ykwim
mr captain guy
Well I am both a captain and a guy so I guess that makes sense
going live!!!
but specifically you have the Vibes tho like. the Vibes™️
mr captain guy
Ok
MEGA PUNCH
I LIKE MY NAME
going live!!!
YEAHHHHHH
✨celestial jade✨
see i’ve only just met u but i know it fits u well
explorer
would not want that reputation for myself but good on ya luka
cha-ching!
Aww why did you make Lynx’s so boring I think she deserves better :(
trash raccoon
LMAO ASTA UR NAME
cha-ching!
Can’t deny it’s fitting :P
going live!!!
my girl lynx didn’t give me much to work with!!
explorer
look u were being kinda ominous ok I was kinda scared
general
What about me? Surely you know more about me given your current residence on the Luofu
going live!!!
ok don’t take this the wrong way
but it feels weird to be silly with you?? I mean you’re the GENERAL you’re v important and I’m not even from here
just don’t wanna be accidentally disrespectful you know 😅
general
I see
What if I were to give you full permission to “be silly with me”?
going live!!!
wait really???
general
Go ahead, I’d love to see what your creativity comes up with
going live!!!
OH WORD
going live!!! renamed general to dozing lion man
dozing lion man
Haha how fitting!
going live!!!
you just radiate lion vibes to me like. sure man vibes too but. lion
MEGA PUNCH
rawr
explorer
please never say that ever again
mr captain guy
Is there a difference between guy vibes and man vibes?
trash raccoon
yeah
✨celestial jade✨
yep
going live!!!
absolutely!!!
explorer
you are definitely a guy while this general dude feels a lot more like a man
mr captain guy
…I feel like I’m being insulted
cha-ching!
I don’t think so!
going live!!!
NONONONO IT’S NOT A BAD THING I SWEAR
explorer
yeah I was insulting you
MEGA PUNCH
lynx please 😭
mr captain guy
:(
going live!!!
NO U MADE HIM SAD
explorer
he’s my older brother it’s what I do
hacker girl
yall r cute
this is the most fun ive had in a while this was such a good idea
trash raccoon
nuh uh you don’t get that cool ass sounding name when you keep dipping on us
trash raccoon renamed hacker girl to gacha addict
trash raccoon
that’s more like it
gacha addict
no u
trash raccoon
fuck you got me there
gacha addict
also there r no trash cans on the luofu thats why jing yuan didnt know abt the trash thing
@dozing lion man u should keep asking k bye
gacha addict went offline
trash raccoon
DONT JUST BRING THAT BACK WTF??
dozing lion man
Is there something you need to tell me Caelus?
trash raccoon
not right now haha maybe later
mr captain guy
It’s funny that you’re ashamed of it now when you didn’t seem to be before
trash raccoon
too many disappointed looks from dan heng 😔
also it’s the general you’d understand if you met him
dozing lion man
Everything you say is only piquing my curiosity more…
trash raccoon
pls no
✨celestial jade✨
gotta say, i didn’t know what to think of this chat at first but i kinda love it
it’s a great distraction which is perfect for me rn
dozing lion man
Distraction? Are you letting our new friends distract you from the work you should be doing Qingque?
✨celestial jade✨
NO GENERAL ILL GET BACK TO WORK PLS DONT TELL LADY FU
trash raccoon
LMAOOOOO
dozing lion man
Haha, I only jest
Between you and me, I’m doing exactly the same 🤫
✨celestial jade✨
…
THIS CHAT IS THE BEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ME