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Kyle kicked his feet while talking on the phone with Kenny, telling him what his weekend entailed. Kenny was always up for a good sex story and this time was no different, after Kyle finished his story Kenny was quiet for a moment.
“Look dude, I’m glad you finally decided to let loose and get your rocks off… but all that for a vape?”
“You know how it is Kenny, you’ve been there too.”
“Yeah, but I got paid a couple days ago. I could’ve spot you.”
“What the hell, Kenny.”
“At least you finally got some dick. Good for you, dude. Didn’t even use a condom.”
"..."
"Should probably get tested though, did you know syphilis can rot your brain?"
"Not helpful, Kenny"