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"Get back here, you crappy nerd," Bakugou yelled. He blasted himself across the pitch using explosions from his palms, and even when his quirk mysteriously disappeared, Bakugou did not falter. Midoriya started to run, but Bakugou quickly caught up to him and tackled Midoriya, who fell down with a comical 'oof!'
"How did you get into UA?" Bakugou demanded, digging his knee into Midoriya's back when he didn't answer. "How did you, a quirkless loser, get into UA with the likes of me? I was supposed to be the only one getting into this damn school!"
"Kacchan," Midoriya wheezed. Bakugou lifted his leg slightly and Midoriya inhaled in relief.
"Well, Deku?" Bakugou jeered.
In the background the rest of Class 1A was murmuring in confusion. Finally, a brave soul stepped forward, Class 1-A fell silent behind them.
"Sensei, why aren't you stopping them?" Uraraka demanded.
Aizawa's eyes flashed as he glanced at her for a moment. He dismissively answered, "I'm erasing their quirks, but that's it. If they want to play games all day long than they deserve to be expelled."
"Expelled?" Uraraka yelped. "Just like that? I thought you said the lowest scorer on the tests would be expelled!"
Aizawa hid his manic smile in his capture weapon as he said, "They will be the lowest scorers on the test if they keep messing around."
Suddenly, everyone's attention was drawn to the boys in question as they heard a feral snarl. Bakugou and Midoriya were both standing now, their game of Cat and Mouse (or really, Jaguar and Ant) finally over.
"You want to know how I got into UA, Kacchan?" Midoriya called out. Bakugou glowered, and Midoriya hastily exclaimed, "Here, let me show you!" Let me show you?
Midoriya fell out of his fighting 'stance' and started pulling his shirt off. Bakugo blanched.
"What the fuck?" Bakugou yells. Behind him, Class 1-A is also making confused noises. Aizawa just averted his eyes. Midoriya doesn't pause, and five seconds later his shirt is off.
"This is how I got into UA, Kacchan," Midoriya says. He gesures to a six-pack that wasn't there the last time Bakugou beat him up.
Class 1-A is struck speechless. Bakugu starts swearing, "You damn nerd, when the fuck did you get abs," and with that Aizawa is able to piece together what happened.
Aizawa sighs and herds Class 1-A away so that they can complete the last three tests while Bakugou and Midoriya continue to scream at each other.
They both tie for last place, and Aizawa grins maniacally.