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YOUR BODY CHANGES EVERYTHING by hotel_raleigh
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Oct 2021
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[Objective: Be tenderly railed by the man of your dreams! To achieve, you must complete the following arc: Heal from Traumatic Backstory! New Level Unlocked! Mission: Platonic Touch!!!! Please click to accept!]
“Cucumber-bro!!” Shang Qinghua whisper-shouts. “Are you insane?! This one tells you he needs platonic touch, and your big plan is to have Luo Binghe judo-kick him into the next dimension?!!!!”
“Luo Binghe? What Luo Binghe? This Shen Yuan doesn’t want you to die, does he!”
You could have fooled this one!!!
“W-who, then?"
“Mobei-Jun will be teaching you judo.”
Shang Qinghua squeaks! Cucumber-bro, what are you doing to this one?!!!--
A story about healing, and belonging, and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
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28 Feb 2026
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Harry's 8th year is going okay: he's got a girlfriend, the future is far away, and he has no choices to make. And then Malfoy starts sending him dick pics.
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14 Feb 2026
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Betrayal by maloney
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Dec 2025
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Mobei Jun makes his longtime servant his mate. It goes badly.
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12 Feb 2026
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the dark road to spring by Nonymos for galwednesday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Feb 2025
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An An Ding disciple gets abducted to the Demon Realm, and sold into slavery.
A nameless prince from the Northern Desert finds him.
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14 Dec 2025
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galatea is out of your control by damientiamat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jun 2022
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This is intended as an educational manual and potential guide.
If you are considering courting a human, the information here may give you pause. The barrier between human and demon cultures means that you may have expectations of your human partner that they cannot or will not fulfill, and they may have expectations of you that you will find distasteful or actively repellant. However, it is possible to make a human-demon relationship work, if you are both willing to cooperate and consider non-traditional possibilities.
Or: Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun pursue a political marriage. There is definitely absolutely nothing they need to unpack about this.- Language:
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16 Sep 2025