shitucute
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Friendly Neighborhood Spideypool by shitucute
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Apr 2016
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“Don’t fuck with me, I’m not in the mood.” Louis’ got the urge to punch him in the face, but he knows deep down that if anything it’ll just add fuel to Harry's innuendo fire.
“You know I only fuck you, not with you. There’s a difference. It’s slight but still there.” He’s joking, but it’s sincere in a way that only Deadpool could make it. It gives Louis a strange mix of emotions, his body doesn’t know whether to fill with butterflies or to knee Deadpool in the balls again for insinuating them fucking.
or, Harry is Deadpool and Louis is Spider-Man and they've got way too much history
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Promise You'll Remember That You're Mine by shitucute for barely_writing
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
29 Jul 2015
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What he doesn’t expect is to see Louis in their bathroom wearing panties. Not even like standard panties, they’re fucking black and sheer so Harry can see Louis’ full arse and there’s even lace trimming the edges. He nearly has a heart attack.
Harry’s face probably looks like a bright red tomato, and if not then the only other option would be that all his blood is going to his dick, because Louis looks like a fucking wet dream.
“Oh, you’re back.” Louis looks as nonchalant as ever, when Harry is over here freaking the fuck out.
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He raises his head in apology, but then the whole world seems to stop, because his eyes meet gorgeous blue ones. The eyes and accent belong to a beautifully curvy guy who looks like he belongs in an Abercrombie and Fitch ad; he’s got amazing biceps and a soft fringe that Harry wants to run his hands through. The guy is wearing a shirt that has a witty slogan on it: My Blood Type Is Tea. Harry’s never seen a person this beautiful before and he’s accidentally run into Angelina Jolie.
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I tried to do handstands for you, but every time I fell for you by shitucute
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
31 Jan 2015
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“You know what, Niall? You’re right. I’m thirty-one; my life is only just beginning.” Harry says, already in a better mood. “Okay, guys, hit me; what should I do?”
Niall looks around and then stares Harry dead in the eyes and says, “You should go to an orgy.”
“What?” Harry says, a little too loud. The science teacher at the coffee machine, Vanessa, Harry thinks her name is, gives them a weird look but decides better than to ask and goes back to her coffee.
or Harry is a lonely kindergarten teacher who goes to an orgy only to meet the love of his life and has conversations with his three best friends about orgies in the teacher's lounge.
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I never thought through love we'd be (making one as lovely as she) by shitucute for LaDiDah
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
23 Nov 2014
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“Have you ever seen him around a pregnant omega before? His face goes all fond and it’s totally awkward, because I swear every time he sees one, it’s like he’s obligated to go ask them if he can put his hand on their stomach and congratulate them. He’s lucky he has nice curls and charming dimples or else he would probably have like three lawsuits and a bunch of creeped out pregnant people.” Zayn says and gives out a little huff of air.
Okay, so maybe Zayn has a point.
or, Louis's main goal in life is to be knocked up with Harry's kids and he doesn't realize that Harry wants the same.
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au. louis and harry are best mates that are only half aware that they're also soulmates. alternatively, louis goes to university and harry travels the world, and they always manage to find their way back to each other.
takes place over nine years, in which they love and hurt, make mistakes and learn, and above all, grow.
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05 Feb 2019
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Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push, and you’ll be smilin’
Louis has been searching for something and Harry is there to give it to him. Drugs, sex, disappointment, and the tangled web they’ve woven that keeps them trapped in the same cycle.- Language:
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02 Jan 2019
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Louis likes bathroom walls and Sharpies, Harry likes metal, Zayn likes Liam and Liam likes Zayn, Niall is wise, and they all go to the zoo.
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19 Nov 2018
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Being a werewolf isn't always easy. Especially if you have no idea what you're doing.
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Werewolf au. Harry might be a werewolf, but he still wants to experience Uni like everyone else. Turns out he learns a lot.
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Bookmarked by shitucute
09 Sep 2018
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When Louis's upcoming heat threatens his success at his new dream job, he asks the best (and only) person he can think of to help him through it: his best mates' best mate, Harry Styles. Harry reluctantly accepts, and together the two navigate a strange friends with benefits relationship that quickly turns complicated.
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25 Jun 2018