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    Leon stared into those disturbingly familiar eyes again–growing ever closer, attached to a furry body that had to be at least seven feet tall when walking on two feet–and came to a realization that left him feeling equal parts shocked and indignant. “Chris?” he hissed out, lowering the gun when the creature ducked its head and whined quietly. “Are you fucking kidding me right now?”

    Another whine, and there were paws–no, they were more like hands, albeit the size of tennis rackets–on Leon’s shoulders, hot like brands through his clothes and body armor. Before Leon could react to that, there was something wet and slightly rough dragging over his cheek.

    He was being licked.

    Chris was licking him.

    (AKA the one where Leon is sent on a simple rescue mission... but nothing is ever simple. Featuring werewolf!infected!Chris.)

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    After a humiliating incident in his bathroom, Carl gets an interesting reward that comes with great advantages, but also one mortifying feature: the Daddy Bar.

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    Carl doesn't need to fake a limp when he leaves the Cum Closet.

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    Carl finds himself taken prisoner by the local Lord and thrown to a unicorn being kept captive at the castle. It's supposed to kill him, but they form a bond instead. When they escape, Carl discovers that his unicorn is even more magical than he could have ever imagined.

    A medieval AU inspired by The Unicorn Tapestries.

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    In a universe where the dungeon never opens, Carl finds out that he still has living family. Fresh off his breakup with Beatrice, he decides to uproot his life, take Donut, and move to Iowa. Carl finds his family, and someone else finds Carl. Whether that's good for him or not depends on who you ask.

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