Grand Buzz (quodpersortem)
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Liam's a straight boy scared of arse-play. His girlfriend Zayn decides to help him over that fear and rocks his world in the process.
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...gone "bad" (or very, very well)
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Zayn and Louis are vampires who fuck. Niall's a werewolf and Liam's the librarian who's in love with him. Harry is the Mysterious Woodlands Creature who supplies them with herbs of certain persuasions. They all love each other a lot (but Zayn loves Louis most).
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Louis is straight, Harry is not. They still shag a lot.
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Metaphors For Rain by Grand Buzz (quodpersortem) for MissLii
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
15 Sep 2015
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Liam's had wings all his life--it's just that, up until now, they were much easier to hide.
Which sucks, because now he's living in a house surrounded by people all the time, and his growing wings mean growing pains that he can't relieve by taking off his harness or stretching out his wings.
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It's around when Ray wants to hold Walt's hand like a goddamn teenage girl with stars in her eyes and wet panties that he starts to worry.
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Bookmarked by Grand Buzz (quodpersortem)
17 Mar 2016
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That Blessed Arrangement, That Dream Within a Dream by waketosleep for Dira Sudis (dsudis)
Fandoms: Generation Kill
31 Jan 2022
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No matter how hard you try, pretending you didn't get married while blackout drunk doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Updated 8 years after the fact with a second chapter from Nate's POV!
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Bookmarked by Grand Buzz (quodpersortem)
21 Jan 2016
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It’s not like Nate’s never been picked up in a bar before, but he doesn’t ever remember it going quite like this.
In his experience, gorgeous, stacked, and insanely tall blondes who look like they should be gracing the cover of a Victoria’s Secret catalogue don’t generally saunter into grimy Cambridge dives populated by obnoxious Harvard grad students, walk straight up to his booth, plunk themselves down next to him without so much as a by-your-leave, and open with “I certainly hope that you’re not drinking Coors Lite or some similar lowbrow swill, or else I will have lost all faith in the pretentiousness of the dicksuck Ivy League communist elite of this country.”
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Bookmarked by Grand Buzz (quodpersortem)
18 Jan 2016
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'By the way, Liam, Zayn here is your biggest fan. He’s a total fanboy. Practically lives in your tag on Tumblr, he does.'
Zayn is going to kill Louis.
Bookmarked by Grand Buzz (quodpersortem)
26 Sep 2015
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Aside from creaming his pants for a fictional character, though, Zayn's doing okay. Except for the fact that he has to start most of his days by locking his cat out of the bathroom and wanking for twenty minutes.
Bookmarked by Grand Buzz (quodpersortem)
26 Sep 2015