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Tooth Fairy by pazorus
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
17 Aug 2025
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“Ith the tooth fairy gonna come tonight?” Robin lisped.
“Of course.”
Clark’s gaze whipped back to Batman, a grin swallowing up his face.
“The tooth fairy?” He asked.
“Yes, Superman.” Batman said flatly. Clark didn’t need x-ray vision to know that he was raising a challenging brow. “The tooth fairy.”Robin loses a tooth on patrol under Superman’s watch. Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne’s ward, shows up to a gala with a missing tooth in the exact same spot. Surely this means nothing!
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19 Jul 2026
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They've gone by many names: Billionaire Brucie, Country Clark, the Kryptonian, the Dark Knight. But no matter what their stage names are, one thing has always been true: Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne are the world's finest wrestlers.
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12 Jul 2026
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Doing It as the Romans Do by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Dec 2022
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"I'm Crowley," they managed and started to stick out their hand to shake before thinking better of it and twitching a limp-wristed wave instead. Did you shake hands at an orgy?
Oyster guy glanced at Crowley all over again, giving them just about the bitchiest, most blatant once-over they'd been subjected to outside the streets of SoHo. They resisted the urge to sneer but couldn't help reflexively slouching so far into one hip they threatened to tip sideways. They knew they looked good. Whatever judgment he reached, though, Crowley couldn't quite read. He simply arranged his expression into a polite smile.
"My name is Aziraphale," he replied and held out a hand to shake.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
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It's Crowley's first time attending a big group event at their new sex club, and they're kind of overwhelmed. Luckily, they're pointed in the direction of a more experienced member to show them the ropes.
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- Part 3 of The Garden of Delights
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22 Apr 2026
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This was a kinkmeme prompt and as usual I can't do better than to paraphrase the OP :
Aziraphale is a frumpy, middle aged man, who's closing in on 50 : he's spent his entire life alone, mistreated by his family, and living like a modern times hermit in his familiar, reassuring bookshop. He thinks it's too late for passion. But he hopes that, maybe, he could find a companion for his latter days.
Crowley has spent his entire life having a wild time: parties, sex, rock n roll, all that jazz. He flew through the 80s, the 90s, the new millennium like a car on fire. He thought he had time, thought he'd be young and surrounded by people forever, thought with fling after fling after fling, someone would find him. Someone would look at him and choose him. But no one ever did.
To paraphrase (again) - they turn to an arranged marriage company. And they fit..
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25 Mar 2026
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Our homeward steps were just as light by On1OccasionFork
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
11 May 2024
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She flipped to the paperwork for the new gentleman, a Mr. A. Z. Fell.
He was a retired literature professor, it seemed.
He was slated to be in the room next to — oh, this could be a problem — Anthony.
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- Part 1 of There was magic abroad in the air
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08 Mar 2026