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You Make Loving Fun by lonelypianist
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
03 Jul 2024
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Zoro happens across his painfully straight roommate, Sanji, on a dating app. Sure that Sanji’s made a mistake and would change the setting in no time, he ignores it.
But then Sanji shows up again. And again. And again.
So, sue Zoro for being curious.
(or, in which Zoro accidentally ends up helping his closeted roommate, who he’s had a pathetically long-standing crush on, find himself)
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if the sun refused to shine by lonelypianist
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
16 Mar 2024
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Zoro was expecting something to go wrong. He was so sure that Sanji would beg to forget the ordeal, call him a name, then kick him out of the kitchen because sleeping with him hadn't been the plan.
(In which the morning after goes infinitely better than Zoro had thought it would)
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A Sister’s Guide to Surviving Her Brother’s Love Life by sabershadowkat
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
03 May 2026
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Perona couldn’t say when the brother she hadn’t wanted became hers, only that one day he was. So when Zoro comes home bruised and painfully interested in the blond from 5-C, she does what any protective sister would do - she investigates.
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10 May 2026
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“So, what are you good at?” Candy leans in, still moves her body as she speaks to Zoro and it’s both agonising and wonderful. “Not dancing, obviously.”
“Um,” Zoro says, with the brilliance of a burnt-out lightbulb.
“Your arms look nice. Are you good with your hands?” Candy asks, tilting her head. There’s something else hidden in that question, something at the edge of it that Zoro can’t quite grasp.
“I- I mean-,” Zoro tries and fails.
“How about your mouth?”
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Zoro works as a bouncer at a queer night club. Candy attracts his attention with ease. She treats him like a dog and Zoro is surprised to find that he's into that.
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05 May 2026
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Zoro and Sanji follow Luffy into a sea cave during a dangerous low tide. Luffy gets distracted by a giant crab. Zoro and Sanji find a house buried inside the cave, old evidence of murder and corruption, and a trap that fills faster than they can escape.
The water rises. So does everything they have been avoiding.
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30 Apr 2026
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Some number of hours and instructions later, Franky is proudly explaining his new dishwashing machine to the rest of the crew as Sanji gathers plates by the stack from the dinner table.
Zoro stands from the table, gathering the cleared dishes as he heads to the sink.
“Those will only need a rinse, Marimo,” Sanji informs him. “Franky’s machine will handle the rest.”
Zoro pauses in the middle of the kitchen. He turns his head and stares at the machine for a moment, brow low. Then, he turns and sets the stacks of plates down, glancing back over to the blond.
“Guess you won’t need me then, huh, Cook,” Zoro remarks.
Sanji straightens before he means to. The plates balanced on his elbow waver but adjusts to keep them aloft.
…Sanji hadn’t thought of that.
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10 Apr 2026
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A guy in a suit comes into produce looking for shallots. Zoro's out of shallots. He gives him an orange instead.
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30 Mar 2026