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    “I’m, uh… sober,” Tweek announces because what the fuck else is he supposed to say to his ex-boyfriend that he ghosted 10 years ago to go do drugs?

    Craig nods slowly. He wants to say congrats, or I’m proud of you, or how have you been sober for this fucking long and not contacted me at all you fucking asshole–

    (In which Tweek emerges from his decade long absence from Craig’s life as a sober desert hippie and Craig is just an emotionally stunted mechanic in South Park. They try to figure it out.)

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    15 May 2026

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    Prompt: For as long as anyone can remember, magical Britain has always had a cycle of two rulers; the darkest and the lightest witch or wizard of the country (both equal in power) ruling together to ensure balance, peace and prosperity.

    There is an artifact in the Ministry of Magic that picks these rulers; but when Lord Voldemort was selected as the Dark Ruler, no Light Ruler was selected along with him to balance him out - Voldemort destroyed the ancient artifact as soon as he was chosen as the Dark Ruler.

    Years later, Harry Potter still grows up an orphan and raised by the Dursleys. When he uses the Patronus charm against the Dementors right before his fifth year at Hogwarts, a hearing is set up for him at the Ministry.

    But when he enters the Ministry (for the first time of his life) to attend the hearing, the ancient artifact springs back to life and Harry is instantly picked as Light Ruler.

    The dwindling numbers of the light side rejoices; a Saviour has been found.
    The dark side is livid. Their All-powerful Lord and Master is to share his power and domination over Britain with a mere school boy!?

    Harry himself never wanted any of this.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Day 3 of Tomarrymort Soulmate Advent Calender 2025

    "I can get us out of this time loop, if we perform a soul bond."

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Harry Potter is supposed to be Voldemort's personal meditation tool for Dark Lords Suffering From Being Surrounded By Idiots, but when sudden changes in his sullen mental state come to Voldemort's attention, his plans are shoved aside and he is left reeling from sudden revelations about his nemesis.

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    Harry would like to remember who he is, where he is, and who he is with. As he recalls more and more of his past, he realizes that he might just be safer than he's ever been and that it's kind of weird that he has yet to remember anything about the man who claims to be his enemy (and is doing a horrible job at it).

    COMPLETE!

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    04 Mar 2026

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    After dying, Harry came back as something more than human and less than a person, numb to the world and haunted by a cosmic clarity. But in the presence of Tom Riddle, his senses return. Tom's touch is the only thing that makes Harry feel real, grounding him with a possessive intensity. To keep from shattering, Harry will willingly become the obsession of the monster he was meant to destroy, finding his humanity only in their darkest moments together.

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    22 Feb 2026