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    The one where Ilya assumes Shane will sit politely in the audience, and Shane turns an NHL television special into a high-stakes, highly strategic ambush.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    A series of vignettes where Shane reminds everyone that he is ALSO the man in the relationship.

     

    And occasionally some other cute scenes.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    “I’m not sure of the exact reasons Montreal has, but the League needs a distraction from the bad press.” Laurenti’s face twists with disapproval. “Crowell’s known to be friendly with the Morin family, they own the Metros. Crowell must have asked for a favor and who knows what he’s promised them in return. Who better to distract from a scandal than Canada’s favorite son?”

    The realization hits Ilya like a punch to the solar plexus.

    “They’re trading Shane fucking Hollander?” Reilly questions with utter disbelief. It takes a half second more before he follows the question with another. “We’re signing him?”

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    News that Dallas Kent, up and coming star center for the Toronto Guardians, is wanted for murder breaks during the Sochi Olympics.

    Neither Shane nor Ilya have any idea that it will change their lives.

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    03 Aug 2026

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    Level 1 bonds, at their core, are practical things. They are incredibly clinical, especially in the MLH. Injected with grade A suppressants to keep the bond controlled, exchanging scents as briefly as was manageable, a quick barely-there shallow bite to the gland on the omega's neck, paperwork filed with the league office after a full day of observations, and suddenly an omega is considered 'safe' to play professional hockey. The omega, now bonded, is considered less likely to 'disrupt team dynamics,' whatever that means.

    Shane had been nineteen when Montreal assigned him to Gilbert Comeau.

    OR: omegas are only allowed to play professional hockey if they enter into a contracted bond with an alpha on their team. Shane's alpha in Montreal is more than lackluster, but what can he expect? Though, maybe a little forewarning would have been nice, because Comeau suddenly wants him gone, and Shane soon finds himself being traded to what could be the worst possible outcome: Boston.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Carmicheal: I thought the rookies were sharing a room?
    Marleau: They are
    Carmicheal: Oh
    Feller: Why? Any problems?
    Carmicheal: I am pretty sure I can hear them having sex
    Dubek: Wow
    Connors: I wouldn't think Hollzy was a threesome kind of guy
    Connors: Always the quiet ones
    Carmicheal: I don't think it is a threesome. I don't hear any girl
    Feller: Oh damn
    Marleau: Damn
    Miranov: Alright
    St. Simons: OH MY GOD
    Hammersmith: What?
    St. Simons: Jane and Lily. Shane and Ilya
    St. Simons: How are we so fucking stupid
    Feller: These fucking kids

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    02 Aug 2026