inthegrandscheme
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you just never had the heart by inthegrandscheme
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
15 Jun 2026
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Jax ducks her head, still staring at Ribbit out of the corners of her eyes, and for a long, long moment, they just look at each other.
In another universe, Kaufmo knocks.
But in this one…
Kaufmo doesn’t knock.
Jax says, “Thank you.”
It’s not a great day. But it’s better.
(a what if? for that scene in ribbit’s room. kaufmo doesn’t knock, jax doesn’t run, and ribbit doesn’t fade away. edited on 6/20 to include an actual summary instead of spoiler warnings.)
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you can tell me you're tired by inthegrandscheme for LadyofSpices
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Apr 2026
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So. Vox may have, uh. He may have fucked up. Just a bit. Obviously, trying to kill Alastor and take over Heaven was totally justified, but maybe he shouldn't have pushed his associates away and kind of almost tried to kill them, sort of. Whatever. The point is, he made a few missteps, and now he has to fix them. Easy. Just come up with a foolproof PR campaign that will redeem him in the eyes of even the most stubborn demons-
What? No, Val, why the fuck would he start a fucking mommy vlog?
(The Vees steal a child to make everyone forget about that time Vox went insane and tried to nuke Pentagram City because that fucking deer tricked him for the three-hundred-and-fifty-eighth time. Whether or not it works depends on how you look at it.)
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i'm shamelessly trying to be tame (i'll admit it) by inthegrandscheme
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Mar 2026
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“There are men like Valentino,” Vox says, carefully weighing his words, “and there are men like me. We’re not the same.”
“No,” Velvette agrees. “But what lame bitch told you that mattered?”
Vox goes back to work. If he had a proper tongue, he’d be biting it.
(transfemme vox, in life and in death. featuring the most transphobic trans woman in modern literature, vox and valentino actually loving each other, and velvette not buying any of vox’s bullshit, per usual.)
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Vincent held out his hand to shake Alastor’s again, and Alastor indulged him only so he could tap on the top of Vincent’s pointer finger without drawing much attention.
Then, as Vincent naturally pulled his hand back to check his finger and notice the blood under his nails, Alastor made a hasty exit.
No, Alastor didn’t kill Vincent Whittman.
(But, well. He wanted to.)
(Alastor doesn't have friends, strictly speaking. It's mostly their fault.)
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you won't play (you're no fun) by inthegrandscheme
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jan 2026
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Sirius has not always been a good brother, or even a good sibling. Regulus just wants to be wanted. Despite what they like to believe, admitting they love each other isn't enough.
(Eventually, though, Sirius figures they'll be okay.)
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- Part 3 of wolfstar oneshots
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just a few little bits of wolfstar in the space between fluff and angst. most r in the same universe, listed in chronological order. (currently none are not in this universe, but if they are, they will be listed before ‘don’t do it again’)
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what if…but i completely change canon in the process by inthegrandscheme
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Aug 2024
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“You're the girlfriend,” Dwight tells her once the door is shut, all snobby and matter-of-fact.
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30 May 2026
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macbeth but the witches are stoned and keep singing 'fireflies' by owl city at inopportune moments
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- Part 2 of what if shakespeare but memes
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Bookmarked by inthegrandscheme
29 Apr 2026
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Matt needs excitement, raw lust and feverish feelings.
Matt doesn’t need sweet.
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Bookmarked by inthegrandscheme
04 Apr 2026
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Despite what Alastor just said about wanting to observe, he immediately looks off to the side and keeps his eyes on the floor until Vox pointedly slams the detached piece onto the nearest empty shelf. It rolls a few inches away from him.
“There. It’s off. Happy?”
Alastor refocuses, first on Vox’s glowering face and then lower down. And just for a second, the mask slips. His smile remains in place, but a soft breath escapes. He takes a tentative step closer.
“That,” Alastor says, in a very different tone than before. “Could your surgeons construct something similar to that on a flesh-and-blood body?”
“That being… nothing.”
“Precisely.” For the first time tonight, Vox hears a hungry, covetous edge to his voice. “Nothing at all.”Vox has attained a bodily state Alastor thought unrealizable. The humbling ordeal of asking for and then receiving the same will ultimately sand down both their rough edges—at least in relation to one another. (Post–season 2 fic)
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12 Jan 2026
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Tim Drake used to love photography. He used to be pretty damn good at it, too.
He doesn't do it so much anymore.
And he isn't sure why that seems to bother Damian so much.
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Bookmarked by inthegrandscheme
25 Nov 2025