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    In honor of the canon I am wrestling from Eiichiro Oda with my bare hands; Friendship with Oda's canon over, I am friends with my own now.

    Just a place to put my things all nice and neat and with a vague scent of desperation and tears. The safe word is "everyone's alive and fine in Wano, everyone's fine".

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    Once upon a time two people discovered the joys of panfandom rps and became so, so greedy for a Friends sitcom scenario, except actually funny, that this happened.

    What happens when two best friends make an au to dump in every character they've role played?

    This. This trashfire happens.

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    “Cody…” Obi-Wan said softly, his expression shifting. His eyelashes fluttered faintly, a sudden nervousness creeping across his face—an expression the commander had never before seen directed at him. “I… I didn’t think you would do this here, now, if at all. I had perhaps a small idea of your affections after Scarif, but I didn’t believe you would be so bold. Though, with both of us grievously injured, I suppose you thought you had no choice but to be bold…”

    Then the Jedi traitor looked at the commander with what could only be described as devastatingly sincere heart-eyes as the tension melted from his jaw, replaced by a relaxed, almost dreamy look. “Oh, Cody… I love you, too…”

    Cody blinked once, then twice, then uttered a strangled, “Huh—ghhnnghh…?”
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    Or: After Cody’s inhibitor chip is accidentally activated early, Obi-Wan, who is Stewjoni, where combat and courtship are often one and the same, mistakes his dear commander’s murder attempts for courting.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “Is there any chance that you might be willing or able or convince-able to retrieve the journals?” Lando asks.

    Kestis considers a butterfly as it flutters around him.

    “I’m a felon on Araa,” he says. “If I go there now, I can’t get back out.”

    “A felon,” Leia deadpans.

    “Killed a man, yes. That’s murder, a felony,” Kestis says.

    Leia holds her face in her hands.

    I’m gonna be a felon on Araa,” she grumbles.

     

    (Someone steals Obi-Wan’s journals. Leia and Luke go all the way to small-town Stewjon to get them back just as a new bout of Jedi-mania takes hold in popular culture. They get help from a string of new and old allies, but at what cost?)

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse.

    If only it were that simple; if thinking it was enough to summon him, so she could pretend she hadn't meant to.

    Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse.

    Repeat, repeat, repeat; like a chant or a song, stuck on loop in her head but never leaving her lips.

    Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse.

    Her heart pounded with every repetition, fear and longing sitting side by side in her chest. What would she do, if he came when she called? Worse; what would she do if he didn't?

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Olruggio wants. So constantly that he doesn’t even notice it anymore.

    Qifrey is finally in a position to be able to give.

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    01 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    Sparda is thoroughly enchanted with his wife and sons.

    Written for Mother's Day 🌻

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    14 May 2026