hefuckingleftdaband
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- The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (2)
- Hulk (2003) (2)
- The Incredible Hulk (2008) (2)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (2)
- Marvel (1)
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Motorbreath by hefuckingleftdaband
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Hulk (2003), The Incredible Hulk (2008), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Dec 2025
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At forty years old Bruce Banner has finally settled in New York City to teach bored college students at Cornell University.
Enter the Avengers: a new metal band just trying to start their career from the basement up - and they're desperate for a drummer.
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The Shortest Straw by hefuckingleftdaband
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Incredible Hulk (2008), Hulk (2003)
19 May 2025
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Tony is different. Bruce is...
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What Happens On Nereid.... by Mawiiish
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
29 Jun 2022
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Bruce and Clark are kidnapped by aliens and taken to Nereid - their home planet. In order to save Bruce from becoming the aliens' concubine, Clark tells them that he's already spoken for. This leads to an elaborate act to make sure they'll survive long enough to escape. All they have to do is convince the aliens they're in love for a few days, how hard can it be?
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Bruce doesn’t even know where to begin. He’s still trying to figure out how they got into this mess in the first place. It shouldn’t have happened this way, he had a plan. They were following his plan, at least to some extent. There’s always some hiccups but nothing major. They were doing good. There is absolutely no reason it should’ve gone this wrong.Oh wait, that’s right, it is completely and irrevocably Clark Kent’s fault.
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- Part 1 of What Happens On Nereid...
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16 Apr 2026
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The man was tall. Slim in the chest, but with shoulders that gladly filled out the tactical clothing under his tac vest. The collar of his shirt ended just under his jaw, made all the more stark by the contrast of thick, silver hair above. There were a half-dozen weapons hidden on his person. His boots were reinforced at the toe and heel, the leather combat-grade and a deep, telltale black.
Alfred Pennyworth walked down the center of the aisle, well-aware of the attention he’d garnered and entirely indifferent to it.
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12 Apr 2026
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Bruce realized Jason's scent had faded from the items in his nest and it would be an understatement to say that he didn't take it well
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12 Jan 2026
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Mickey figures he has two options: check them both into the hospital, since they're suffering from some sort of shared delusion, or believe the guy when he says he's an alien.
The thing is—Mickey believes him.
(Inspired by the immortal line "I like fucking carrot-tops. Like, with the freckles and the pale skin? Fucking . . . alien-looking?")
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Bookmarked by hefuckingleftdaband
01 Sep 2024
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Tommyinnit cannot speak. No matter how hard he tries, nothing will come out. When he’s online acting as his persona, it’s easy, but once he’s offline not a word will come out.
My first fic, and also a random vent fic. I might turn this into a full multi chapter thing, but probably not, that would be a seperate thing I think. Hope you enjoy :)
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21 Jul 2021