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Many people thought Alastor never got aroused. In a way that was true, as he didn’t respond like most people. However, watching things collapse and fall apart after so much work had gone into it, was especially arousing for the Radio demon. Watching how desperate and pleading people got in the hopes of fixing their mistakes. Begging and groveling in the misguided belief that things could be set straight. The look in someone’s eyes when they are crushed by the realization that everything was slipping away from them. The fucking stock market crash of 1929!
Alastor, despite all of his boundaries in the bedroom had a thriving sex life. Perhaps not in the sense that others had, but his partner was never left unsatisfied. His partner was so satisfied in fact that despite their differences and an unexplained seven year absence on Alastor’s part they had a running monthly meetup so they could entertain one another.
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02 Jan 2026
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The Heart Rate of a Mouse by beggarsnotes
Fandom The Heart Rate of a Mouse Series - Anna Green
29 Apr 2012
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01 Nov 2025
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ISO: Carer to look after my father for 8 weeks this summer.
Dad is 71, early stage Parkinson’s disease, broke his hip 6 weeks ago. No signs of cognitive decline; mostly needs help with household tasks (cooking, light cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping), getting dressed, showering, changing cat litter/general cat care, getting to and from appointments.
Please know what you are getting into; Dad is physically more or less in good health but awful at accepting his limitations, unnecessarily mean, generally uncooperative, and largely nocturnal. Imagine yourself caring for a feral raccoon that is convinced it’s going to write another book, then subtract everything that is cute about raccoons.
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I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. by cannibalenthusiast
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
27 Aug 2024
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“Did we call each other boyfriend? Surely not. Sounds weird even saying out loud.”
“You were my beloved,” Armand says. “My lover. My boy.”
“Your human pet. Your mortal fool. I get it,” Daniel says, not neglecting to notice his use of the past tense. “You want to go see a movie?”
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- Part 3 of daylight savings won't fix this mess
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From 1974 to 1978, Daniel Molloy filmed his day to day life in an attempt to document the horror story he lived with. In 2022, Armand gives him a chance to revisit a documentary unfinished.
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