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What if the Hidden Cloud Village was successful in Kidnapping Hianta and made it halfway to their Village before encountering Orochimaru, who had taken her for the past 6 years. No one knew if she was alive or dead. The Hidden Cloud Village denied any involvement, causing great unrest with the Hidden Leaf Village.
With Hinata's disappearance, an unlikely alliance between the Hyuga and Uchiha clans formed, leading to the massacre and brewing coup d'etat not happening.
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13 Jul 2026
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Kakashi Hatake is forced into an arranged marriage with Itachi Uchiha for peace.
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28 May 2026
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“Sasuke, Naruto. As villagers of Konohagakure and members of our great shinobi army, you’ve vowed to serve the Land of Fire. And, above all, you’ve vowed to sacrifice yourselves for the best interest of its people." The third Hokage shows them the document. Naruto’s eyes went directly to the words in big black font. Certificate of Marriage.
Naruto signs the paper slowly, as if he’s stalled enough for a savior to come in at the last moment and stop this whole thing. But that’s not happening, no one’s coming to his rescue.
“Please don’t make me do this.”
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25 May 2026
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He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.
But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.
He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.
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Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.
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25 May 2026
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Wherein transmigration occurs, but not everybody gets to start out as a baby. ANBU Dog is also, by far, the worst captain ever, and Kagura very much does not recommend working with him because he’s a loony piece of shit.
A gripping tale of ANBU shenanigans, disturbing romances, and excessive gore. Highly self indulgent.
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- Part 13 of lulu's self insert fics
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14 May 2026