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WANTED: Female, aged 20-30, to be my date for Christmas eve dinner with my Italian-American family. Must be willing to eat my mom’s cooking. No physical intimacy required. No strings attached—I will drive you home after. 4pm-10pm, 12/24. Salary negotiable. Call Carmen: (773) 555-0901.
OR: The one in which Sydney just needs a job, and Carmy will die before he proves Richie right.
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20 Jul 2026
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In an era of peace, our heroes are subdued, content, and eminently reasonable...
(an informal, vignette-style sequel to Masks)
Translation(s): Chinese
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- Part 2 of Un/Masked
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21 Nov 2025
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An AU where Kakashi never taught a genin team, and instead ended up as Tsunade's successor as Hokage. When he meets Sakura, she's already a very established ninja and medic in her own right, and Kakashi can't help but be annoyed by her, a fact that causes Sakura endless amusement.
[NOTE: incomplete, unsure when/if i will go back to finish this]
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- Part 1 of Pulling My Leg
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26 Sep 2025
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Noun: Consideration
1. Careful thought, typically over a period of time.
2. A fact or a motive taken into account in deciding or judging something.
3. Law: (in a contractual agreement) anything given or promised or forborne by one party in exchange for the promise or undertaking of another."You want to give yourself cancer?" she had asked.
"Good afternoon, Sakura," he'd drawled back. "So nice to see you so unexpectedly."
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19 Sep 2025
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Sakura is accidently sent 15 years back to when Team 7 is just starting out. She knows Kakashi, but Kakashi certainly doesn't know her. At least...not yet.
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What is it like meeting the love of your life, before they even know what you mean to them? Love is not always on equal footing, but it can grow to be.
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05 Sep 2025