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Lessons in Flirting (Unintentionally and Definitely Not Romantically) by shrimprangoon
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
14 Sep 2025
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Hen sighs. “Something had to be said before you idiots put us in mortal peril.”
“I’d never do anything to jeopardize our safety on a job! You know that Hen.”
“Maybe not on purpose,” Chim chimes in, “but, see, the thing is, when you flirt with our Buck, his brain turns off. He just bluescreens.”
“You’re flustering the poor boy, Eddie,” Hen adds. “And it’s making him dumb.”
“-er,” Chim adds.
“Wha- Buck isn’t flustered.”
Eddie is flustered. His face feels hot. He takes another sip of his coffee to give his hands something do to, but that only makes him feel warmer. Shit.
Hen levels him with the most deadpan look. “Last week he walked into a stop sign after you called him ‘big boy’ on a call.”
Eddie nearly spits out his coffee.
Or: the one where Eddie subconsciously flirts with Buck without realizing and Buck is actively trying not to have a heart attack at work about it
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The Six Tethers of Josh Lyman and Evan Buckley by onyxpected
Fandoms: The West Wing, 9-1-1 (TV)
26 Oct 2025
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Joshua Lyman and Evan Buckley are stuck together in a White House crash. They discover all the things they have in common, and talk about their love interests.
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26 Oct 2025
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31 Jul 2025
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What I Wouldn't Sacrifice by ClimbTheMountain2020 for KhaleesiCam
Fandoms: The Empyrean - Rebecca Yarros
27 Jul 2025
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Post Onyx Storm, Violet is beside herself missing Xaden and trying to figure out the missing piece to bring him home. In the dark, she finds a new use for her second signet, and begins to uncover secrets that not even Xaden can keep.
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27 Jul 2025
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A Court of Mist and Fury: Rhysand's POV by illyriantremors
Fandom A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
19 Apr 2017
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17 Jun 2025