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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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"If the Uchihas are to serve tea," Madara had declared, slamming his fist onto a low table until it shattered, "we shall dominate the hospitality industry. No customer will leave without experiencing defeat by our hospitality!"Or that one crackfic where the Uchihas own a Maid Cafe and Iruka is not paid enough to deal with this shit.
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- Part 1 of Cafe Mangekyō
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一些少年夫妻
失去双亲的两个小孩有一些非常规的谋生手段
cuntboy/角色扮演/网黄/骑乘/♡喘/腿交
叠甲：后期走向即将很迷且狗血会夹杂作者的极端xp无意义虐身虐心，适合没有任何预警的人观看，如果接受无能请不要点开放过你我对所有人都好 -
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一件虚假委任后，旗木卡卡西在寻找失踪的搭档兼恋人宇智波带土时，意外了解到五年前关于他的隐秘真相。
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主要存一些口嗨和堆一些杂文练笔
纯小头控制大头发生什么我都不确定 包括但不限于强健/怀孕/人彘以防万一打一下g向预警/