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Arrested for negligence, discovered to be an impostor, and jailed for life. That was your fate had Dave Strider not bailed you out and taken you home with him. You don't know what his true intentions are, but your only way of escape is to do what you were hired to do.
As his private matchmaker, you'll do everything you can to find Dave a partner.
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20 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
pretty much the perfectest fic i’ve like ever read in the history of forever
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“You See Karkat, You Need Something Special Something So Special Dave Will Not Be Able To Take His Eyes Off You And Completely Abandoned His Work To Fully Pay Attention To You.”
"AND THAT IS?"
Kanaya smirks with her jade painted lips and stands up.
"Come With Me Now, We Have Lots Of Work To Do."
Or: Dave's been caught up for a his work, Karkat helps out.
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Bookmarked by TangieJpeg
20 Jul 2026
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TG: no no that wasnt a tangent
TG: believe it or not these topics are connected
TG: karkats birthday and horny troll breeding madness
TG: do you get it yet(or, dave acquires a vial of heat-inducing pheromone for karkat's wriggling day. this does not go according to plan.)
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You feel flush creep up your neck and scowl. “Whatever, Lalonde. And no, I'm not going to visit him for you. Do it yourself.” You made your way out of the mealblock, turning left down the hallway. Rose is smirking at you. Because she knows. And you know too, that this is obviously the wrong way down to your room.
You would've had to turn right down the hallway. Because if you go left the only room someone currently occupied was Dave's, two doors from Rose's, five from Kanaya’s, and a very obvious distance from your own.
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Your eyes land on a vaguely familiar face, hunched over a pile of books that, even from a distance, still read as trashy harlequin romance novels. The two of you don’t share any classes, but you’re pretty sure you recognize him as the dude who regularly gets into shouting matches with the professors. You’ve heard him in the hallways on more than one occasion. He’s got a short fuse, and that’s exactly what you need.
That table is as good as yours.
(Or, Dave tries to annoy Karkat out of a table at the library and ends up scoring a date.)
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Bookmarked by TangieJpeg
26 Jun 2026
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cute fuckjng notebook shit omg i’m throwing up they’re so fucking cute