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    Somewhere between finishing the bottles of alcohol and mugs of beer, the crew comes together to create a contingency plan for something that may-or-may-not-happen during their time on the Grand Line and beyond. Usopp thinks it's more likely than bumping into zombies, Zoro wants to stay out of this, Sanji is just going with the flow, and Nami may or may not keep things legally binding and above board with consistent consensual acquiescence. Robin finds it all amusing.

    The damn chart stays in the locked drawer in her desk, split into three neat categories: Devil Fruit Powers, Science, and Magic. Each represents whatever they're hit with but also categorizes the amount of self-control the person has during.

     

    AKA: 5 times Zoro and Sanji had to help each other as Consensual Helpers of Dubious Consent + 1 Time There Was Nothing Dubious At All

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    Waking from a dream so suddenly and unexpectedly is like slipping between the cracks of reality: everything is the same but foreign; everything is like you remember it but different, like everything was moved just an inch and a half to the left while you slept.

    Each Strawhat brings out a different side of Sanji, and Zoro sees the cook a little differently each time.

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    After freeing Dressrosa and visiting Zou, the Straw Hat crew finds not only Sanji, but all of them exclusively wanted alive.
    Turns out that the reasoning behind this is a bit closer to home than the crew could have guessed. So much changes for them, and while none of it is ill-natured, Sanji still has his doubts.

    One Piece is owned and created by Eiichiro Oda. Any original characters do not reflect upon real life people, and any similarities are purely coincidental.

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    “-Zoro lost his ability to regulate his temperature. He won’t sweat, shiver, or be able to tell when he’s too hot or too cold. When he fought Luffy he pushed himself to hyperthermia without realising, and the heatstroke made him faint. Maintaining that temperature could cause heart and kidney failure, then major damage to his brain, and even-“ Chopper squeaked as he made eye contact with Zoro, who was giving him a disapproving look while he rolled the thermometer between his teeth with his tongue.

    “We all know Mosshead doesn’t have the brain cells to spare getting brain damage, so what do we do?” Sanji piped up, earning a growl from Zoro across the room.

    “There’s no solution quite like skin to skin contact. Hugs with as few layers as you’re comfortable with. Just like a baby bird!”

    Sanji snorted, trying to reconcile the fuming swordsman with any kind of cute baby animal. Especially when Zoro looked like he was debating homicide or suicide, but it would surely be one of them.

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    Or, touch-starved and emotionally constipated Roronoa Zoro has to get hugs from his Nakama or he'll die.

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