SamHandwich
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You Won’t See Me by SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
13 Aug 2026
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To Penelope, it sounds like the perfect arrangement.
Marina gets all the acclaim, the glory, and the attention for singing her heart out, and Penelope gets to know that she’s the songwriter fueling Marina’s entire career. She barely thinks twice about signing the ghostwriting contract which demands total secrecy.
What she fails to consider is how it will feel watching the love of her life fall for her words while believing they belong to someone else.
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Tomorrow just you wait and see by preferringsleep (mellarkey), SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
08 Aug 2026
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In 1942, Penelope is working as a librarian in London when a distractingly handsome intelligence officer walks in and offers her an irresistible opportunity to lend her wits to the War effort.
While sparks fly at the office between long hours and late nights, they inch closer and closer to determining the key to the enemy’s coded messages. Solving the mystery is essential, particularly for Colin, whose brother Benedict is on the front lines in France.
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A Different Kind of Danger by SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
07 Aug 2026
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In 1900, Colin sets sail for the eastern coast of Africa with a treasure-hunting expedition in hopes of convincing himself (and his family) that he’s finally become a self-sufficient man in his own right.
What he discovers is a beguiling woman who has been living in the jungle for nearly twenty years, fending for herself and aching to belong somewhere with others of her kind.
What begins as simple curiosity quickly becomes catastrophically more complicated, particularly when Colin can’t quite answer her increasingly sensible questions.
Questions like, What is the improper? and Why do you never take your trousers off? and What is so dangerous about desire?
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“She asked me to come,” Colin lied, plunging his arm elbow-deep into his duffel and groping for the joggers he knew he’d packed.
Hyacinth outright scoffed. “Colin, Penelope doesn’t even let Eloise go to the gym with her.”
Colin ripped the joggers triumphantly from his bag, letting his smile turn positively smarmy as he flapped his eyelashes up at his sister. “Yeah, well, I guess she’s not as good a friend as I am to Pen.”
“Riiiight,” Hyacinth drawled, flapping her lashes right back. “Just a couple of buddies. Swole-mates, if you will. Getting all sweaty and flushed at the gym together.”
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OR: After heroically volunteering to escort Penelope to the gym to ward off a small group of creeps, Colin discovers he is, in fact, totally fucked.
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If you smell something burning it’s my heart by SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
02 Aug 2026
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After becoming something of an international celebrity, Colin’s agency demands he hire a bodyguard for his next trip home.
Eloise reminds him their dear friend Penelope is actually a coordinator for a personal security firm and occasionally takes private clients.
Colin thinks it’ll be a laugh to hire her for the week. Until he’s faced with a Penelope who is independent, unexpectedly feisty, and entirely more interesting than he’s ever bothered to notice before.
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OR: The one where Pen has a black belt in Krav Maga and Colin discovers he’s kind of into a strong woman pushing him around.
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Pass the baton by audbooh, audlovespolin, Ayoisha, BiscuitFiend, Chickcentral, emikowrites, FanOfFics, fullysplendid, Indifly, Kaitlin_With_a_K, kybridge26, Mdilikewhoa, MistressofNone3645, Musings_at_random, orphan_account, Polin_dreamscape, preferringsleep (mellarkey), queenannieslace, SamHandwich, Snide_Piper, StrawberryWhorecake, WrensSymphony
Fandom Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 Jun 2026
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Blood Moon by StrawberryWhorecake
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
08 Aug 2026
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Ten years after vanishing into the woods behind Aubrey Hall, Penelope Featherington returns—a daughter at her side, another child on the way, and only weeks before the danger she escaped catches up to her. This time, Colin finally has the chance to be more than the man who let her go.
Bookmarked by SamHandwich
06 Aug 2026
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Fire and Stone by Kaitlin_With_a_K
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
02 Aug 2026
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Colin’s eyes flew upward as he put a hand over his forehead to shield it from the strong sunlight. It was a little difficult to see, but the first person to exit the cave was clearly one of the females. She seemed small — her movements slightly tentative — in a cautious rather than cowardly way. She held her head high, despite her petite stature, swiveling her head to survey their family’s new surroundings.
Colin was so focused on her movements that he wasn’t the first to point out the most glaringly obvious thing about her appearance.
“By all the spirits — her head appears to be on fire!” Anthony shouted, gesturing as if the entire rest of the family wasn’t already looking in that direction.
Colin was squinting now, pursing his lips in concentration and tilting his head to the side. Indeed the small female had hair that was red as the setting sun — it was wild, curly, and the daylight glinting off of it made it shine almost golden in certain parts.
He was mesmerized.
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Who's ready to follow Polin back to 10,000 BCE?!
AKA the Polin caveman fic.
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Paint you so pretty by Kaitlin_With_a_K
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
17 Jun 2026
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She quirked an eyebrow, not sure exactly what was going on but open to humouring him. Moving slower this time, more deliberately, she brought her finger back to her lips, but this time she stuck her tongue out and licked the creamy substance from the pad of her fingertip, only bringing her tongue back into her mouth once it was fully clean.
She’d maintained eye contact with her boyfriend the whole time, and was equal parts turned on and fascinated by the fact that he was whimpering by the time her little show was over.
“Pen, I’m gonna need you not to judge what happens next and just trust me that it’ll be really, really good. Get your arse to the bedroom. Now.” As an afterthought, he added, “Please.”
“But the dishes,” she protested half-heartedly, clearly just poking the bear at this point.
“Fuck the dishes,” he said, already standing up and walking around to her chair. “I’ll set them on fucking fire if we’re not in the bedroom in the next five seconds.”
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Colin and Pen stop using condoms and Colin discovers a new obsession.
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It's not the first time Colin has woken up with a dry mouth, an achy body and a severe case of ‘what the hell did I do last night?’ but it is definitely the first time he has woken up here.
What’s happening…?
What is this place…?
Is that Penelope he can hear…?
His panic and confusion melt away at the sound of her voice and he feels a sense of relief. Penelope is close, she’s here… she’s… very close, actually… very, very close.
Wait… Is she…? Is he…? Could he be…?
Inside her?
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“What I was saying is that I believe the G-spot orgasm is a lie. It’s a myth. Something told to teenage girls to entice them into having sex so they’ll lose their virginities in so-so fashion in the back of a car only to be left a few weeks later by some loser looking to repopulate the penguins in Antarctica and —” She trailed off as Eloise started to poke her in the ribs and Daphne mumbled “Girrrrrl” into her drink quietly.
Colin’s brain felt fuzzy as he absorbed her words. He knew she was referencing her terrible ex-boyfriend Alfred. But now he knew that fucker took her virginity and did a terrible job and what was he supposed to do with that information? File it away, probably, so that he could unpack it at 3:00 in the morning on a random Tuesday.
At twenty-seven years old, he’d had his share of sexual experiences. None of it had been particularly mind-blowing, and as he thought harder, he couldn’t actually remember a partner getting off entirely in that way. Or had they? Why was he suddenly not sure?
Was it actually possible that Penelope was right?
No, that couldn’t be true.
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Let's have some *platonic* orgasms, like besties do ✌️