Rosy_Guildenstern
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In the end, he makes a list: Win more matches. Grow taller. Figure out his own scent situation. Make Jannik Sinner smile at least once a day. Try not to ruin everything by being a weirdo.
Carlos Alcaraz has always been ambitious. Grand Slams, world number one, historical greatness—the usual. Unfortunately, somewhere between his first senior Slam and his alpha presentation, he acquires a new career objective: courting current #1 Jannik Sinner, omega anomaly and reluctant object of practically everyone’s fascination.
Jannik is older, beautiful, terrifyingly good, and entirely convinced Carlos is just his favourite younger player, promising protégé, and perhaps slightly strange little friend.
OR: A 4+1, in which—the tour observes a long, earnest, deeply embarrassing campaign in the wild. There’s a five-step plan involved. The subject is stubbornly oblivious, until he isn’t.
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13 Aug 2026
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08 Aug 2026
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Fresh off a victory tour from the 2026 winter olympics with more than one medal in the bag, Charles Leclerc gets invited by Oracle Red Bull Racing to a weekend in Miami for…Formula, uhh, something. He’s there for the vacation sunshine, a free drink or two and a well deserved break, not whatever is happening on track.
OR: Charles is the latest in a rising influx of social media influencers, athletes, and celebrities to be invited into the paddock for a race weekend who have no idea what F1 even is or how it works. So it’s a good thing he ends up in four-time World Drivers’ Champion Max Verstappen’s garage—whatever the hell that means.
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04 Aug 2026
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Jannik shifts on the bed, prepared to turn his phone off and call it a night, but his phone buzzes again.
Charlie: Hola doubles partner! 👋😄
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25 Jul 2026
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Max Verstappen to Mercedes? The paddock is buzzing. The media’s in meltdown.
Dr. Anastasia “Ana” Wolff, Mercedes’ notoriously brilliant, emotionally unavailable lead systems engineer and Toto Wolff’s eldest daughter, is not handling it well. Because Max isn’t just a potential signing, he’s the man she’s been sleeping with in secret for nearly a decade.
And if the rumours are true, and Max Verstappen really is joining Mercedes, then Ana’s carefully compartmentalised world is about to explode.
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- Part 1 of System Failure