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• We were the dumb, the wild, the free by RealLifeMJ

  Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • F/M
  • Work in Progress

  05 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Michelle Jones/Peter Parker
  • Ned Leeds & Peter Parker
  • Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds
  • Peter Parker & Tony Stark
  • Frank Castle & Peter Parker
  • Aunt May Parker & Peter Parker
  • Jean Grey & Peter Parker
  • Jean DeWolff & Peter Parker
  • Ned Leeds
  • Peter Parker
  • Tony Stark
  • Michelle Jones (Marvel)
  • Aunt May Parker (Marvel)
  • Frank Castle
  • Jean Grey
  • Peter Parker's Classmates
  • Civilians - Character
  • Jean DeWolff
  • EJ DeWolff
  • Marley DeWolff
  • Happy Hogan
  • Bruce Banner
  • Stephen Strange
  • Reaction
  • Peter Parker Needs a Hug
  • Good Friend Ned Leeds
  • Good Friend Michelle Jones (Marvel)
  • Will add tags as I think of them
  • No beta we die like everyone Peter loves
  • Podfic Welcome

  Summary

  The universe decides that Peter Parker has suffered enough, and bring his family, past and present, to witness his story.
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  Starting strong with Homecoming! I figure BND will be released for streaming by the time I'm done writing the other three :)

  Series

  • Part 1 of Healing and Time are Equally Nonlinear

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,249

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Comments:

  129

  Kudos:

  273

  Bookmarks:

  84

  Hits:

  3,793

• ...Captain America: The First Avenger! by RealLifeMJ

  Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  28 May 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Steve Rogers
  • Tony Stark
  • Carol Danvers
  • Nick Fury
  • Clint Barton
  • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
  • Bruce Banner
  • James "Bucky" Barnes
  • Sam Wilson (Marvel)
  • Peter Quill
  • Gamora (Marvel)
  • Rocket Raccoon (Marvel)
  • Groot (Marvel)
  • Drax the Destroyer (Marvel)
  • Mantis (Marvel)
  • Wanda Maximoff
  • Pietro Maximoff
  • Vision (Marvel)
  • James "Rhodey" Rhodes
  • Scott Lang
  • Hank Pym
  • Janet Van Dyne
  • Hope Van Dyne
  • Yelena Belova
  • T'Challa (Marvel)
  • Shuri (Marvel)
  • Peter Parker
  • Stephen Strange
  • Wong (Marvel)
  • Loki (Marvel)
  • Mobius M. Mobius
  • Shang-Chi (Marvel)
  • America Chavez
  • Kate Bishop
  • Marc Spector
  • Steven Grant (Marvel)
  • Kamala Khan
  • Cassie Lang
  • Wade Wilson
  • Robert "Bob" Reynolds (Marvel)
  • Agatha Harkness
  • John Walker (Marvel)
  • Ava Starr
  • Alexei Shostakov
  • Billy Maximoff
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Tags May Change
  • Natasha Romanoff is Called Natasha Romanova
  • Undisclosed Ships
  • Expect that EVERYTHING is still changing
  • Let Me Cook

  Summary

  What it says on the tin. I'm going to do my level best to make these guys watch every project Marvel has ever released, chronologically.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Avengers Watch...

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  30

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  2

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  223

• But Daddy I Love Hi(s Di-) by RealLifeMJ

  Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), DCU (Comics), DC - Fandom  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  08 Mar 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dick Grayson/Slade Wilson
  • Elizabeth Burke & Neal Caffrey
  • Neal Caffrey & Clinton Jones
  • Diana Berrigan & Neal Caffrey
  • Peter Burke & Neal Caffrey
  • Dick Grayson
  • Neal Caffrey
  • Clinton Jones
  • Elizabeth Burke (White Collar)
  • Diana Berrigan
  • Peter Burke
  • (mentioned) Slade Wilson
  • Neal Caffrey and Dick Grayson are the Same Person
  • Crack
  • Sex Jokes
  • can't believe that's not a tag
  • El & Jones & Neal have a weekly wine night
  • Drabble
  • El & Jones & Neal have braincells
  • but their braincells merge to create a single
  • half of a braincell when they're together
  • no beta we die like my will to live

  Summary

  Neal & Co have just finished a big case and are getting celebratorily shit-faced. Neal decides to accidentally psychologically damage his coworkers. :D

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  338

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  551

  Bookmarks:

  55

  Hits:

  5,009

• Blind Cashiers by RealLifeMJ

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  24 Jan 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • James Potter/Lily Evans Potter
  • Harry Potter
  • James Potter
  • Sirius Black
  • Regulus Black
  • others mentioned - Character
  • Tesco
  • Baby Harry Potter
  • Alternate Universe - No Voldemort
  • Drabble

  Summary

  James and Sirius take Harry with them on a shopping run. Imagine their surprise when the cashier thinks that Harry doesn't look like either of them.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  375

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  185

  Bookmarks:

  25

  Hits:

  1,255

• The Darkhold Diaries by RealLifeMJ

  Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  23 Jan 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Eddie (Agatha All Along)/Billy Maximoff
  • Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal
  • Wanda Maximoff/Vision
  • Billy Maximoff
  • Agatha Harkness
  • Eddie (Agatha All Along)
  • Jennifer Kale
  • Lilia Calderu
  • Mrs. Hart | Sharon Davis
  • Mrs. Kaplan
  • Mr. Kaplan
  • Wanda Maximoff
  • Vision (Marvel)
  • Alice Gulliver
  • Tommy Maximoff
  • Reaction
  • Wanda Maximoff Needs a Hug
  • Billy Maximoff Needs a Hug
  • Agatha Harkness Needs a Hug
  • Wanda is cured of the Darkhold
  • BAMF Billy Maximoff
  • no beta we die like sharon

  Summary

  A few days after the road, Billy needs a way to tell his parents what happened. His magic listens and obeys.

  [Temporary Hiatus]

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,588

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  182

  Bookmarks:

  71

  Hits:

  5,982