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What’s really a problem is this: Ted Lasso has never lied to Trent before.
He’s been evasive and circuitous. He’s been silly and distracting. He’s been tangential and vague. But he has never outright lied—a rare thing, a precious thing. Something Trent has begun to look forward to, to desire as something unique in the sordid little corner of the world he’s chosen to ply his pen.
So standing in the Crown & Anchor and realizing that Ted Lasso is lying is—new, and terrible, and strangely devastating in a personally subjective way he will not examine at this moment.
(Trent Crimm examines the lie and eventually gets the truth.)
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13 Aug 2026
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Ted should really learn to keep his mouth shut. One minute, he’s joking about finding his soulmate on Bantr, and the next, he’s had a steady text only relationship for a couple weeks now. At first, he only downloaded the app to maybe find a friend who was not employed by AFC Richmond. Are his friends great? Yes, they sure are! Do they have their own lives, which leaves Ted a little lonely in between training and games? Unfortunately, also yes. And while it’s probably not his soulmate and still very much a big ol’ question mark in the relationship column, it’s not nothing, and Ted has no idea how to bring it up to the guys that A) he downloaded the app in the first place and B) he’s considering actually meeting up with the guy he matched with.
And, oh yeah, how to tell them it’s a guy.
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12 Aug 2026
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Ted Lasso's earnestness makes Trent want to bash him over the head. Or snog him senseless. At this point, he’ll take either one.
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Trent Crimm (the Independent) was born for his profession. Even when he does not write, he writes: in his head, in silence.
Reviewing football is his second nature but it does not stop there. He could write commentary on anything, and he does. How would he rate the morning after spending the night with Ted? A review.Bookmarked by Queenscove13
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"Does he even realize? With the cooking and cleaning andandand—now this fucking baby?" Isaac fumes.
Said baby waves its fist in the air, and Stiles bends to haul him onto a hip. The baby babbles something and Stiles nods his head with complete seriousness, as if everything out of its mouth is perfectly sensible and coherent. Then the kid starts mouthing at Stiles' nipple through his dress and everyone goes dead silent.
"I'm going to wife him so hard," Ethan announces, and they all break out into argument over who has the best chance at mating the boy in the river.
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