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    Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    02 Jun 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    23 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    31 Jul 2026

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    They don't know about us by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    11 Jul 2026

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    When in the 20/21 season Shane is forced to come out, Ilya is not far behind him.
    Twitter sees this as a chance to get the two rivals together, with help from their teammates.

    Except they’re already in a relationship, unbeknownst to everyone.

     

    (Hayden already knows like in the original timeline)

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    27 Jul 2026

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    A Healthy Dose of Fear by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    05 Apr 2026

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    Ilya chuckles. “You don’t know why the team might be scared of you? You cannot think of any reason?”

    “Scared? Of me?” Shane says.

    “Yes. They adore you. But they are terrified.”

    “But – but why? What did I do?”

    Ilya pretends to think. “Hmm. What did you do? Maybe it was the first Stanley Cup. Or the second. Or the third. Or your MVP wins. Or every single fucking game you have ever played in your life. You are Shane fucking Hollander. Did you forget?”

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    Or, five times Shane scares the Centaurs, and one time he (accidentally) terrifies them.

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    Web's Most Searched Questions (hollanov edition) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    04 Jan 2026

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    Why does Shane Hollander stare at Ilya Rozanov?

    Shane clears his throat hard, panic rejoining his bloodstream. “But I don’t like stare stare. It’s just professional awareness. Team situational awareness. Hockey reasons.”

    “Yes,” Ilya nods gravely, eyes glinting. “Very serious hockey staring.”

    Shane groans.

    (The one where Shane and Ilya take on Web's Most Search Questions about them.)

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