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    "What's wrong?"
    "My back itches."
    "Where?" Ilya asked next, his face neutral.
    "Just— never mind. Go back to sleep."

    [Or, Shane Hollander has an itch to scratch. Literally.]

    [Alternatively: morning sex and goodbyes: a biblically accurate long distance relationship]

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    12 Aug 2026

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    Ilya rails Shane into the headboard (literally)

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    Shane gets his bell rung - again.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    The kid had skirted the line of acceptability all day, first asking about their fucking pool, the second fawning over Shane in his glasses and now watching them fuck like a little perv. Well unfortunately for him, Ilya is also a pervert, and also, a knothead when it comes to his mate. A possessive, volatile knothead that has been dying for an excuse to bite at the leash Shane keeps on him. Ilya may be nearing fifty, but that doesn’t mean he won’t kick a little shit’s ass for looking too long in Shane’s direction. Even if said little shit is only eighteen and one of his son’s friends.

    or: DILF Shane is unknowingly causing a ruckus in society and Ilya is at the end of his tether.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    30 Jul 2026

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    Jeremy Vane was an asshole, period. New car every week, new girl every four days, new bully victim every two days.

    But all that changes in one night.

    Goodbye dickhead, hello karma.

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    26 Jul 2026