Paranoid_Dr01d
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Joffrey the Golden by Paranoid_Dr01d
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV)
20 Jul 2026
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It took him an embarrassingly long time to realize what happened. Only when they expected him to use a wet nurse's teat for its intended purpose did the reality of his situation hit him.
He was a babe. A newborn babe.
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Aegon II reborn as Joffrey "Baratheon". Believing his second life to be a test from the Gods, Aegon vows to be the best king there ever was. Sadly, he is very bad at being good.
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queen you shall be by harrenhals
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
23 Jun 2025
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...until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.
She stood out among the royal party – Eddard noticed her almost immediately. She was the image of Robert – tall and still growing taller, broad shouldered, with thick black hair and a sharp jaw. But there was something of the queen in her, too; in her lips, her brows, and most of all in her green eyes. She would have been a great beauty, but she stood slump-shouldered, dowdy, with her eyes on the ground. Someone had dressed the poor thing in a fussy gown of black silk, cloth of gold and Myrish lace that only served to make her shoulders seem wider. Queen Cersei muttered something in the ear of her eldest child, irritable, and the princess straightened her shoulders.
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20 Mar 2026
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Jaime Lannister is sent to deliver news of the royal party's arrival, but he also takes the opportunity to warn Ned Stark against betrothing Sansa to Joffrey and to weasel his way into an alliance.
Or, just me playing fast and lose with George R.R. Martin's world and wrecking havoc on cannon.
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knight of the dreadfort (the ballad of the red king) by ladyoflosgar
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
27 Oct 2024
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Frustrated with the War of the Five Kings, Domeric Bolton deserts the Northern army and rescues Sansa Stark from King’s Landing.
Part war story, part chivalric romance, part tragic irony, major Cerebus Syndrome. A look at the weight of curses and at Roose Bolton as a husband and a father. A darkfic with a light at the end of the tunnel, partly inspired by Dante Alighieri’s La Vita Nuova.
This mostly follows book canon until midway through ASOS, but I have used the ages from the show. Fun fact, if you play the Game of Thrones CK2 mod and start at Robert’s Rebellion, take a look at Roose’s court and you’ll find Domeric, a poet from the tender age of four.
I deleted this in 2023 and I am sorry. Reposting with some minor revisions to the content and author's notes.
9/29/2024 I'm looking for a beta reader, let me know if you're interestedBookmarked by Paranoid_Dr01d
26 Sep 2024
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The Promised Queen by CatherinewithaK
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
27 Jan 2026
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AU: Robert had been born a girl
Valyrian gods did not offer Aerys a living daughter, so the firstborn of Steffon Baratheon was undoubtedly considered as Prince Rhaegar's prospective bride. Roslyn was brought to Red Keep to be Queen Rhaella's ward, growing up with her cousin.
She thrived in the court and befriended with the dour, melancholic prince. Fearless, exuberant, and gregarious...she was everything he wasn't. So it surprised no one when he finally fell in love with her. Unfortunately, he was not the only one.
Or: A different bride should have solved all the problems, but chaos ensued in another way because of the king's madness.
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24 Jan 2025
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Princess Ursa has already murdered one member of the Royal Family to protect her precious son. What is one more? And what is the burden of a throne, next to his safety?
Now on TvTropes: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/ReignOfTheFireLadyDowager
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12 Apr 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Ursa plays the Game of Thrones, basically