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• Dignity and Deceit by OnlyStraightThingIsMyFaceReadingSmut

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  12 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Regulus Black/James Potter
  • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
  • Mary Macdonald/Lily Evans Potter
  • Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes
  • Peter Pettigrew/Sybill Trelawney
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
  • Minerva McGonagall/Poppy Pomfrey
  • Euphemia Potter/Fleamont Potter
  • James Potter
  • Regulus Black
  • Remus Lupin
  • Sirius Black
  • Lily Evans Potter
  • Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter)
  • Marlene McKinnon
  • Sybill Trelawney
  • Gilderoy Lockhart
  • Peter Pettigrew
  • Narcissa Black Malfoy
  • Andromeda Black Tonks
  • Bellatrix Black Lestrange
  • Ted Tonks
  • Dorcas Meadowes
  • Barty Crouch Jr.
  • Evan Rosier
  • Pandora Lovegood
  • Euphemia Potter
  • Fleamont Potter
  • Minerva McGonagall
  • Poppy Pomfrey
  • Past Peter/Pandora
  • Lily/Gilderoy
  • for the money
  • I SWEAR IT WORKS OUT
  • Alternate Universe - Pride and Prejudice Fusion
  • pride and prejudice - Freeform
  • Sirius is a simp
  • Like
  • bestie
  • Remus is a simp right back
  • James and reg are rollercoasters istg
  • no lily slander
  • I’m in love with her your honor
  • Happy Ending
  • Minor Angst
  • shouldn’t be too bad
  • but then again
  • I haven’t finished it
  • Unrequited Love
  • not actually
  • but kinda
  • so cute
  • Love to Death
  • very gay
  • yes beta we don’t die like literally nobody ever
  • i’ll add more as it goes on

  Summary

  It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

  The only problem is– James has neither exceeding riches nor a desire for women.

  OR

  Pride and prejudice but they’re all gay and simping HARD

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,372

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Comments:

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  Kudos:

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