dyobrienz (Muffintine)
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- Teen Wolf (TV) (14)
- The Vampire Diaries (TV) (1)
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“If you’ve something to ask,” comes the rich cadence of Father Derek’s voice, “Don’t stay your tongue.” He turns, meets Stiles’ gaze, and cocks one perfect eyebrow as if to say hurry up, kid. Which, rude.
Stiles swallows. “Father, I,” he clears his throat, bites down on his tongue, and squints his eyes. “I’ve sinned.”
Father Derek’s face remains unimpressed. “Is that so,” he says, though it sounds more taunting than understanding. “You seek absolution?”
or: sacrilegious blowjays, basically.
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- Part 7 of Tumblr Drabbles
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“And,” Bat Kid sniffles, “a werewolf stole my candy, mommy – a werewolf!”
or: Three Halloweens from Derek's perspective. Past, Present, Future.
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- Part 6 of Tumblr Drabbles
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“I said I was fine, Derek,” he snaps, the small uptick in his heartbeat giving him away.
Fine.
Derek hates that word.
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- Part 5 of Tumblr Drabbles
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“Look at me,” Stiles demands, “look at me and tell me that this isn’t another one of your half-cocked, suicidal, fucked up redemption missions fueled by your unyielding idiocy!”
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- Part 4 of Tumblr Drabbles
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Derek knows that face. That face means nothing but bad, bad things.
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- Part 2 of Tumblr Drabbles
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His father’s face suddenly turned serious again.
“He is twenty four though, son. I don’t care if his smile shits rainbows and his laugh births puppies. You are his employee. It would be bad to cross those lines during your first job. Or ever.”
Stiles’ face hit the table.
“I hate my life,” he moaned.
Scott laughed cheerfully. “Don’t worry sheriff! It sounds to me like the entire cinema staff feels the same. Stiles doesn’t stand a chance with Derek!”
“Scratch that,” Stiles mumbled into the wood. “I hate you two more.”
Or – Stiles starts working at the movie theater. His boss is Derek.
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Bookmarked by dyobrienz (Muffintine)
05 Aug 2014
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It’s porn. Well, it’s sort of porn. Gay sort of porn. Definitely Not Safe For Work. Isaac pushes Stiles out of the way to frantically exit out of the browser before their manager catches them looking at porn.
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Stiles thinks he has college all figured out (despite his sourwolf of a roommate), until he gets scouted to be a model for the popular werewolf skinmag, CAPTIVE.
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Bookmarked by dyobrienz (Muffintine)
03 Aug 2014
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Stiles gets pulled over with Derek bleeding in his passenger seat and has to keep Deputy Parrish from noticing.
Bookmarked by dyobrienz (Muffintine)
10 Jun 2014
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Stiles trips a curse that makes him agree with everything Derek says.
It's great. Until it isn't.
Written for mating_games Bonus Challenge 5: Recipe.
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- Part 10 of Mating Games: Round 2
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Bookmarked by dyobrienz (Muffintine)
05 Jun 2014
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Suffering from PTSD, ex-Marine Derek Hale moves back to Beacon Hills to open a bookshop and find a calmer life. That’s where he meets Stiles, completely by accident. Stiles is talkative, charming and curious. Somehow, despite the fact that he’s blind, he’s able to read Derek like no one else.
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Bookmarked by dyobrienz (Muffintine)
05 Jun 2014