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Local Bird Absconds With Vex Child. Surely There Will Be No Repercussions. by Honeia
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Mar 2026
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Grian's never told anyone that sometimes- when he's particularly stressed or tired- he can't help but act like a child. He's learned that lesson the hard way.
But when he notices that something seems off with Scar, keeping his secret is much less important than making sure the vex hybrid doesn't get hurt too.
Or: Grian- who would never go to a caregiver for help, even if he knew that such a thing existed- meets a regressed Scar and decides to spirit him away to his base to take care of him. There's no way this could go wrong.
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Dusekkar, injured from 1x1x1x1's sword, choses not to tell Elliot about his stab wound, worried that he'd steal a heal from someone else who might need it more. Besides, he's fine.
He can hardly feel it anyway.
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Local Homeless Man Would Kill For Three Chaotic Teenagers. More At Eight. by Honeia
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Feb 2026
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Dream’s life has become a hellish blur of white walls, multicolored blood, and silent isolation. Weeks slip by as he fights to stay sane.
Then one day, the guards shove three aliens into his room.
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Three very small aliens.
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Did they seriously want him to kill children?!
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(Or: Incredibly lonely Dream pack-bonds almost immediately with three troublemaking teens. What’s the worst that could happen?) -
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"Sam killed Pink!" Mumbo screamed as he bolted into the cafeteria, slamming hip first into the table as he failed to stop his momentum. His blood stained fingers grasped desperately at the edge of the table.
"Grian- Grian- Grian! Sam's the imposter!" The man stumbled over his words, eyes wide with fear as the man in question casually strolled into the room.
"Hey Gree-on! Mumbo just killed Pink!" Mumbo blanched, realizing how bad he looked, even though Sam was also covered in blood.
"No- no, it was Sam! Grian you've got to believe me-!"
Grian could only stare at both of them with wide eyes. If Pink was dead, that meant it was just the three of them left on this ship.
Two of them were Imposters.
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- Part 1 of Imposter Syndrome
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John Dory and his brothers just performed the perfect family harmony to save their 2nd youngest brother Floyd. Now that no one is in danger they'll all get along just fine, right?
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Right?(Spoiler Warning: No they don't)
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Donnie One shots! by Honeia
Fandom Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
04 Oct 2020
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Good spies are sociable, trustworthy, and beyond reproach in the organisation they infiltrate.
Great spies loudly declare themselves leader of the Decepticons.
G1 – inspired AU where Starscream was an Autobot spy all along.
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- Part 1 of Spy!Scream
Bookmarked by Honeia
10 Aug 2026
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Bouldering, Question? by princessa_89
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
07 Aug 2026
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Ryland Grace finally learned to whistle on the way to Erid. It took being forcibly shoved on a spaceship, and having to turn around to save his alien best friend (read only best friend) but he learned.
And Rocky couldn't be more excited to teach him some basics of a simple Eridian dialect. Does Grace know the dialect is primarily used by teenagers to simplify their words born out of laziness? No not really.
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Making Ryland Grace sound and act like a ansty teenager.
Bookmarked by Honeia
07 Aug 2026
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I Need A (Girlfriend) Hero! by LilaVaporizer9000
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Maribat - Fandom
18 Apr 2024
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Damian looks at his notebook, scanning his research.
Combining what info the internet has provided on good romantic partners, along with some of his own preferences, she’s statistically the best option.
“Hm. Yes, you will do.”
“Oh! Uhh… what?...”
Damian’s family are pestering him to be more of a normal teenager. He doesn’t want to be more of a normal teenager. The average teens he observes at school are brainless savages. But his family is getting so annoying about it he’d do almost anything to get them to shut up.
Then Marinette Dupain-Cheng transfers to his school. She’s intelligent, quiet, respectful of his boundaries— generally acceptable.
His family want normal teen behavior? Fine. He’ll bring a girlfriend home.
“Will you be my girlfriend?”
Marinette blinks. Ya know what? This might as well happen.
“Sure.”
Daminette as told through equally socially unaware messes, general misunderstandings of each other's skill and experience, and a total lack of awareness as to how many flowers are too many flowers.
Portuguese translation!
Tradução em português!
link da tradução nas notas do capítulo 1- Language:
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05 Aug 2026
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Makes me kick my feet like a highschool girl and rekindled my belief in love. 10/10.
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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
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03 Aug 2026
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The Shape of Daughter by Almighty_Hat for Celaeno
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
16 Aug 2021
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Scraplet colonies under a certain mass mimic harmless things that a being made of delicious metal might feasibly pick up without thinking about it. Once contact is made, or perhaps once the intended prey has carried their touchable object off to a more private location, the colony will devour its prey, increase its mass, and get ready for the next meal.
That happens here-- but it’s not the only thing that happens.
Bookmarked by Honeia
02 Aug 2026