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    Peter Parker may have been dropped in some Jersey-based hellscape thanks to Dr Strange’s spell, but he was making it work. He was. Okay, reliving his teen years wasn’t on his bingo card, nor was being homeless, but he wasn't homeless for long! He’s been crashing with one of the local heroes. It’s some guy called Red Hood who seems to terrify everyone, which personally he thinks is silly, because this dork is clearly an absolute softy. Despite having the intelligence of an 18 year old tech genius in the body of a homeless 13 year old, and, oh yeah, the whole spider thing, Peter thinks he’s been doing a stellar job of being your run-of-the-mill average homeless teenager.

     
    Jason Todd, on the other hand, is about to have an aneurism. There is a homeless child with his name, Dick's face and Tim's intelligence sleeping in his safe-house. They don’t know where he came from, or how he fights as easy as breathing. He just knows that he’s somehow responsible for this mess now.

     Jesus fucking christ.

     

    (aka another Richard Parker is Dick Grayson, Jason Todd is Benjamin Parker fic)

    (Title from ‘Same Vine’ by slimdan)

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    At the age of nineteen, Eggsy became the father of a little baby girl. It was an accident and he didn’t want any of it, but from the moment he saw his daughter he loved her. They named her Daisy for no other reason than that they managed to agree upon it. Daisy was a perfect, healthy baby and she lived with her mum and grandparents her first months, but when her mum’s parents threw them out, Eggsy took her in.

    What if Daisy had been Eggsy's daughter instead of his sister? How would that change things? Would he accept Harry's offer to be a Kingsman when he can't reply 'You think I’ve got anything to lose?' ?

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    Let’s just assume Thrain spent a good decade or three more on his wanderings before being killed by Sauron.

    On one of her adventures Belladonna Baggins has a torrid affair with a batty old dwarf who claims he is the rightful king of some long-lost mountain. It was jolly good fun, but she has a smial waiting for her back home with her husband inside. Bungo, bless his heart, takes the news of her pregnancy by another man, err- dwarf, in good stride.

    And when their son is born, well, he has Bungo’s chin, doesn’t he? The neighbourhood certainly doesn't need to know that her Bilbo isn't a Baggins, let alone an actual Hobbit. And his feet are furry (just slightly so) and his ears are pointed (just a bit rounder than normal) and he eats like any Hobbit would.

    It's just that sometimes, when he corrects her on her history or spends hours weaving the tale of some mountain kingdom and manages the other fauntlings like he is some sort of princeling, that Belladonna thinks that the only odd thing about her son is how he seems old beyond his years.

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    15 Feb 2019

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    “Burglar are you well?” Thorin asked and Bilbo whined, she couldn’t believe the horrible prank was turning this mess. “Oin! Come tend our burglar something is wrong!”

    “NO!” Bilbo shouted sitting up quickly while pulling her hood up as well. “Fili just embarrassed me is all.” She said sniffling.

    “Is it your beard? It’s a nice beard.” Fili assured, “Better than Kili’s that for sure.”

    Bilbo and Kili’s shouts were simultaneous.

    Thorin looked at his sister-son curiously, “I didn’t know hobbits grew beards.”

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    01 Feb 2019

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    Bilba has grown up the unwanted granddaughter of the Thain of the Kingdom of Shire but, as she rarely visits the palace, the relationship holds little meaning to her. Instead she focuses on her second year of college, her ballet career and her slowly burgeoning romance with Bofur, a crew member with her ballet company.

    The same day Bilba is set to preform on stage for the first time with her company, the kingdom of Shire is anticipating another event. That very evening will oversee the political, arranged marriage between Thorin Durin, Crown Prince of Erebor, and an unnamed Princess of Shire (so unnamed because Bilba's grandfather is a paranoid bastard).

    Bilba doesn't care about any of this, she hasn't been invited and has no interest in other countries, politics or other such machinations.

    Just before she's set to preform, however, Bilba suddenly finds herself dragged from the theater and taken to appear before her grandfather at the palace.

    There she is informed she WILL be participating in the wedding after all.

    As the bride.

    Whether she likes it or not.

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    24 Jan 2019