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    When seven-year-old Harry Potter speaks to a serpent in the London Zoo, he doesn’t just unlock a door; he draws the attention of someone watching. Morticia Addams, matriarch of the famously macabre Addams Family, recognizes the signs of suppressed magic and wounded potential. Upon discovering the boy’s name and the cruelty he’s endured, she makes a decision with all the grace and finality of a guillotine.
    Harry Potter is coming home with them.
    Raised among poison gardens, swordplay at breakfast, and cousins who play with guillotines instead of toys, Harry finds something in the Addams manor he never knew existed: a family that not only accepts the dark, strange parts of him, but celebrates them. Under the watchful eyes of Morticia and Gomez, alongside Wednesday, Pugsley, Thing, and the rest of the delightfully eerie household, Harry grows into something the wizarding world never expected.
    Confident. Unafraid. Powerful.
    So when Hogwarts finally comes calling, they are not prepared for this Harry Potter, and he is no longer alone...

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    06 Aug 2026

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    The Addams take in harry when he's 7. A seiance with Harry's parents reveals sirius' innocence (and blacks are distant cousins to the Addams). They rescue Sirius and call for a trial in front of the ice.

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    “Are you alright? What’s all this about then?”

    “Ah. Well. I might have slipped.”

    “Slipped?”

    “Took a bit of a tumble, I’m afraid,” Aziraphale said. “But, well. What’s done is done.”

    “What’s done - ?”

    “Now that I’m no longer beholden to a rather arbitrary moral code, I have to ask: Do you pay taxes? Actually, more importantly, do you think I can stop paying taxes now? That seems like a sufficiently demonic thing to do. Refusing to do my civic duty and whatnot. Quite devious, I’d argue.”

    This was, in hindsight, not the most sensitive way of breaking the news.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Getting killed by a falling piano in North London was not how Harry Potter expected his Tuesday to end. Meeting Death, a chav with a Greggs addiction, velvet tracksuit, and a flat in Bristol, was even less expected.

    Death is pissed off at Fate and she’s sending Harry back ten years to flip the script. He’s going back as himself, mostly to avoid the throes of puberty.

    Now, as Hayden Black, the bastard son of Uncle Alphard and the new Patriarch of the Black Clan, Harry has a simple plan: drink firewhisky, fix Sirius, and keep his teenage self from becoming a tragic martyr with an even more tragic fashion sense. If that requires a bit of tactical murder, a spot of blackmail, and a long-range muggle rifle?

    Well, Death did say he had free rein.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Harry Potter died on a beach in Ireland in 1998 and woke up fourteen years old in 1912 with the Deathly Hallows, a Peverell name, and a debt to settle.
    Under the name Harrison Peverell he arrives at Hogwarts with a careful cover, a goblin alliance, and a plan built for patience. Harry has one advantage: he knows exactly what Dumbledore is and exactly what he wants.
    What he doesn't account for is a quiet Hufflepuff boy with a notebook full of creature observations who looks at Harry like he's something worth understanding.
    Newt Scamander has been observing things nobody else notices his entire life. He notices Harry immediately.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Percival Graves has been sent by Magic and Death into an uncertain future to help Harry. Their attempt to permanently rid the world of the Tom Riddle was thwarted by Hermione, who took credit for killing the Dark Lord allowing his wraith to return to his followers. What affect will this have on their sixth year?

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    25 Jul 2026

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